Dec 10 2009Shawne Merriman sues Tila Tequila
Proving Santa really did get my letter, Shawne Merriman is finally suing the elven pants off Tila Tequila. TMZ reports:
In the lawsuit, filed in US District Court, Merriman claims Tila posted all sorts of lies on her website, including stories that Merriman "choked and attacked" her, "sleeps with minors and forces them to take drugs," and that he manufactures drugs in his home.
Shawne also claims in the docs that Tila admitted her lying scheme, at one time stating, "yes that is why I did a 'spin' now ... cuz now everyone is LOVINGGGG me."
Merriman isn't suing for defamation though -- instead he's suing for intentional interference with contract and unfair competition as well as trademark infringement ... because Merriman claims she used his famous "Lights Out" logo on her website. Merriman also claims Tila's accusations screwed up a deal to produce a line of T-shirts for Walmart.
If this lawsuit doesn't end with a judge handing Shawne Merriman a shotgun and instructions to do "the Lord's work," I'll have lost all faith in the legal system. Seriously, what other logical ruling could come of this? Besides threatening Tila with an owl, the natural predator of the midget world.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. Spiff - December 10, 2009 1:14 PM
Stars please!
2. Tila who? - December 10, 2009 1:14 PM
First, you smelly cunts!
3. Spiff - December 10, 2009 1:14 PM
Stars please!
4. Smee - December 10, 2009 1:15 PM
No Star, bout time
5. Turtle Lovin' - December 10, 2009 1:15 PM
She gives Asian people a bad name. I hope she gets sucked down a toilet at the airport- wait, her stupid floatation devices on her chest would keep her afloat!
6. Elle diabla - December 10, 2009 1:15 PM
AHAHAHAHA@no star on the midgets nipple!!
7. timbo - December 10, 2009 1:22 PM
When will this troll go back to her home under the bridge?
8. Kae - December 10, 2009 1:33 PM
Just make a porn, already...you know it's gonna happen
9. JiggaJay - December 10, 2009 1:38 PM
HOW COULD YOU NOT PICTURE THIS LITTLE ASIAN MIDGET GAGGING AND SPITTING ON YOUR COCK WHILE PULLING ON HER PIGTAILS AND NOT GET A RAGING HARD ON???
I WOULD LEAVE THIS FUCK DOLL SLOP TART IN SHAMBLES AFTER I WAS DONE WITH HER
10. Ego - December 10, 2009 1:40 PM
crazy or not, I'd plow that midget.
11. sickitten - December 10, 2009 1:46 PM
Eeew. Some of you are guys with an Asian fetish. You'll screw anyone as long as they're Asian. Looks aren't even a factor to you and girls like Tila exploit your fetish and make it work for them. This also leads ugly Asian girls to believe they are better looking than they really are. Good job, jerkstains!
12. JiggaJay - December 10, 2009 1:49 PM
@11 I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASAIN FETISH.
ITS MORE OF A WHORE/SLUT FETISH.
13. http://www.thefamousphere.com - December 10, 2009 1:53 PM
If he wins he gets her tree and the cookies she makes for the next 5 years
14. lucy - December 10, 2009 1:54 PM
My best friends linda told me she met a handsome tall guy at a club called "-- Tallkiss.com --" where many sexy tall singles who like chatting there. I'm a tall girl, I have met my handsome guy there. And you?
15. RebelMinion - December 10, 2009 1:56 PM
If I cared any less about this, I would be in a coma. Not your typical coma either, but one of those really deep ones. Like one where I went into the coma before this petroleum enhanced, famous for being famous, waste of skin was even born.
Maybe that's just me.
16. monica - December 10, 2009 1:57 PM
she doesn't look like a human. she's got this creepy alien thing about her.
alien fetish creeps.
17. knowledge - December 10, 2009 2:08 PM
Her nipples seem to be in odd placements
18. Anon - December 10, 2009 2:32 PM
She's apparently a midget sociopath.
19. lupis - December 10, 2009 2:44 PM
Maybe I need to get my glasses checked but she is starting look like E.T.
20. EYEEEES - December 10, 2009 2:44 PM
Is it just me or are her alien eyes two different colors?
21. jesternhell - December 10, 2009 2:52 PM
When you lie down with dogs (who have fleas and god knows what else) guess what you are going to get! Hey dumba$$ don't surround yourself with more dumba$$.
22. Wacker - December 10, 2009 3:03 PM
Eat Shit #2!! Seconed that is!! HAHAHAHA Nice try
23. * - December 10, 2009 3:29 PM
Dirty Gook
24. Hayzues - December 10, 2009 3:30 PM
If i where drunk and horny id do her in a second
25. JPRichardson - December 10, 2009 3:48 PM
Say what you want, but Tila's perfect body is one I sure would like to $%ck.
26. I'm Obama and I approve... - December 10, 2009 5:13 PM
Does her slit go sideways??
27. I'm Obama and I approve... - December 10, 2009 5:15 PM
Does her slit go sideways??
28. Hils - December 10, 2009 5:16 PM
Hey Dummies!
I searched "celebrity" on pornhub.com and Tila Tequila is getting plowed. FYI.
29. Lindsay - December 10, 2009 5:26 PM
I find it odd that she's only wearing one contact lens.
30. The Pig on the Internet - December 10, 2009 5:49 PM
I don't care, she's ready for porn. I'll hit the ass and you hit the pu$$y.
She'll love two rods.
31. obvinot - December 10, 2009 6:35 PM
Merriman is a total piece of shit. Don't get me wrong, the other subhuman is shite as well. Merriman, though... that dude is on an extraordinary level of piece a shit-edness. Piece of shit.
32. el ces - December 10, 2009 7:15 PM
LOL
...still, i like it.
33. Asian Girls - December 10, 2009 7:46 PM
She's the sexiest gremlin alive!
34. X Tubes - December 10, 2009 7:46 PM
She looks like a goddamn troll, haha.
35. AZrock - December 10, 2009 7:57 PM
The country has gone to shit when low hanging fruit like this whore are seen as "stars" Thank you MTV 4 giving us the living herpes bomb!!!
36. sickitten - December 10, 2009 8:00 PM
Yeah, there will always be the market for sub-par looking Asian girls for the sub par ugly white guy. Or older white guy..or older and ugly white guy...with a drinking problem...
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38. Pet Society Help - December 10, 2009 11:11 PM
If she was smart she would've started her own social networking system back when she was popular.
39. which slit - December 11, 2009 1:16 AM
26. I'm Obama and I approve... - December 10, 2009 5:13 PM
Does her slit go sideways??
which slit, you racist asshole?
GEEZE THIS BITCH IS UGLY.
SUPERFISH... UR NOT ALLOWED TO BLOG ABOUT THIS WHOREBAG ANYMORE... I LIKE ALL UR SHIET BUT NOT THIS HO...
PLEAASEEE MAAAAAAAANNNNNN
NAH IM KIDDING HER FACE JUST BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME THATS ALL )=
40. valentines day gift ideas - December 11, 2009 1:23 AM
Man she is dam hot.. Her tits are so hot. But she is not suppose to do what she is doing.. It is really strange the way she is exposing unnecessarily.
41. tila hole - December 11, 2009 1:25 AM
tila is following the misguided philosophy that celeb wannabes can make it big by committing as many slutty, idiotic, retarded, and most of all pathetic acts as possible... she is so desperate for fame and money and it strains her little brain everytime she goes to bed at night and asks herself, "is my main drive in life to be an attention whore or just a plain silly whore?" good luck on your journey through your pointless life tila.. u really were put here for a reason... i think...
commentary: wow! that was one of the only semi-coherent posts that i've ever made on this website... im spent!
42. dopeforgots miemail - December 11, 2009 1:29 AM
@29. Lindsay - December 10, 2009 5:26 PM
I find it odd that she's only wearing one contact lens.
MAYBE SHE GOT JIZZ IN HER OTHER EYE
@38. Pet Society Help - December 10, 2009 11:11 PM
If she was smart she would've started her own social networking system back when she was popular.
SHE WAS NEVER POPULAR.. OR SMART
43. pastease bikini girls - December 11, 2009 2:40 AM
i love her nice perky fake boobies!
44. Eva - December 11, 2009 6:58 AM
What's so great about her? She's a short less than average looking asian with a boob job.
45. toolboy - December 11, 2009 10:10 AM
Sue her all you want Merriman, you ain't getting her Rucky Charms.
46. göğüs estetiği - December 11, 2009 3:35 PM
i hate red stars...
47. Larrythefatcat - December 12, 2009 5:36 AM
I thought she said she was going to kill herself a few weeks back...
...just sayin'...
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49. Estetik - December 17, 2009 7:38 AM
hey this woman crazy. breasts 10 numbers
50. Estetik - December 17, 2009 7:38 AM
hey this woman crazy. brests 10 numbers
51. Estetik - December 17, 2009 7:48 AM
hey this woman crazy. breasts 10 numbers
52. MikeCann - January 16, 2010 5:40 AM
Don't you get the feeling that this trainwreck has only begun?