Miley Cyrus in a bikini
Because I want to see what this whole jail thing is all about, here's Miley Cyrus' in Miami today proving there should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out. I'm serious, if they're off-limits for an entire year, they shouldn't be allowed near a gym. That's like telling a bear not to eat a deer only to turn around and slather one in salmon and Snickers bars which is probably the creepiest metaphor I've ever come up with. No one look at me right now.

Reader Comments
1. http://www.thefamousphere.com - December 3, 2009 3:53 PM
i'm going straight to hell
2. killerabbit - December 3, 2009 3:53 PM
Damn.
3. Drew - December 3, 2009 3:53 PM
Uh.
4. Richard Hurtz - December 3, 2009 3:54 PM
Meh... no vag or nipslip. Still beats Tiger news, tho.
5. Matt-Zilla - December 3, 2009 3:55 PM
unwanted boner is unwanted
6. NotTelling - December 3, 2009 3:57 PM
No nipslip? You sure about that? #5 looks awfully close there...
7. Matt-Zilla - December 3, 2009 3:58 PM
unwanted boner is unwanted
8. Randal - December 3, 2009 4:00 PM
Miley, you're looking great as a young lady. Your smile purrs with a cuteness that the industry has been lacking and your songs are mature beyond your years. That's talent! May you continue to have success.
Randal
9. bribios - December 3, 2009 4:01 PM
Still not quite right on with the face. 17 year olds usually dont have to do that much to look good anyway, just jog a bit and don't eat solid lumps of lard. You gotta remember that for all of history until 100 years ago that was when chicks were considered at their peak marrying/baby making age. I feel somewhat gypped.
10. Steve - December 3, 2009 4:02 PM
Definitely something illegal in image 5. Make room in hell for me.
11. Mal Carne - December 3, 2009 4:02 PM
Screw the Olsen Twins. Why isn't there a Countdown to 18 for her??? Wow!
12. yesh - December 3, 2009 4:03 PM
there is for sure a nipslip in the 5th picture.
whoops.
13. Billy Ray - December 3, 2009 4:03 PM
Oh, I'm reading. Pervert.
(She's hot, right?)
14. abgirlee - December 3, 2009 4:03 PM
#5 is total nip slip. Is that even legal to post?
15. titsonsnack - December 3, 2009 4:04 PM
Her face reminds me of those bad mushroom guys you have to jump on/flatten in Super Mario Brothers.
16. Jay Popeski - December 3, 2009 4:04 PM
one more year to go girl !
17. yesh - December 3, 2009 4:04 PM
for sure a nipslip in image #5
whoops
18. Katt - December 3, 2009 4:05 PM
Why are they taking pics of little girls?? She still has babyfat for crying out loud. You should all be ashamed. Gross.
19. Greg - December 3, 2009 4:06 PM
She´s beautiful!
No filthy comments please!
20. Oxymoron - December 3, 2009 4:09 PM
pic - 5 nodding my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah
21. Meng - December 3, 2009 4:11 PM
Too bad the string is covering up some of her nip in pic 5.
She has a small areola.
Talk about hot.
22. Spooge - December 3, 2009 4:11 PM
yum…. and I can say that cause over here she's of legal age :)
23. who dat - December 3, 2009 4:12 PM
That body is fuckable. The face has to go.
24. Bizzle - December 3, 2009 4:13 PM
18.... you must be ugly and jealous.
The girl is 17. Less than a year from 18. Is there really that big of diff from a few months and you do realize that tons of 16-20 year olds post on year. They are so gross for thinking a 17 year old is hot though.
How ugly are you?
25. No(t)Ped(r)o - December 3, 2009 4:14 PM
#5 is most def a nip slip. (SW should remove that pic, like immediately)
Gods, I hate her face! How can anyone think of her as "pretty"?!? That upperlip/gumline makes me want to punch her face (again).
She used to have a harelip?
26. JeremiahStanfieldTheThird - December 3, 2009 4:16 PM
She has an undertit tattoo.
27. Matt - December 3, 2009 4:21 PM
@18....little girls?! She's fucking 17....hardly a little girl. Do you know what 17 year olds get into these days!?! Definately stuff I wasnt doing when I was 17 and Im only 26 now! And baby?! WTF....she's not 14...she's 17....she's gotten rid of the baby fat. She looks good as hell. Not too thick but not super skinny to where its just bones. She has a smokin hot body.
28. Papahotnuts - December 3, 2009 4:22 PM
17 is legal in Louisiana, so think about that while i jerk off on the keyboard.
29. sss - December 3, 2009 4:24 PM
i agree... DEFINATELY take down the one with the possible nipslip... that could pose a problem if certain people see it.. lol
30. I call 'em as I see 'em - December 3, 2009 4:24 PM
Girl needs to stand up straight, or in three years, we're gonna be calling her "Grandma", or "Paris"...
(And I agree with # 25 about the face/upperlip/gumline/punching thing....)
31. havoc - December 3, 2009 4:26 PM
Hillbilly in a bikini. NASCAR must be in Florida this weekend......
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32. nah - December 3, 2009 4:29 PM
actually, it doesn't look like she works out, other than whatever dancing/choreography she may practice. she's relying on those 17-year old genetics right now.
LOVE the bathing suit.
33. Zifnab - December 3, 2009 4:30 PM
Britney Spears redux!
Can someone go back about ten years and see if you can find this exact same post with pictures and names swapped out?
34. TonyFoxtrot - December 3, 2009 4:31 PM
I love how people act all shocked. Here's the news: She may be 17, but she is hot and she has taken 20+ year old dick. Period. Hell, I'd do it.
35. # 18 Again... - December 3, 2009 4:38 PM
It doesnt matter what 17 year olds get into, she's still a kid. If you want to justify it to yourself go right ahead but I know that SHE probably wasn't expecting her nipple posted on the internet today.
SHE was trying to get some color but instead got spied upon by the leering eyes of the internet.
36. wow - December 3, 2009 4:38 PM
bleh, shes skinnyfat.
37. assman - December 3, 2009 4:45 PM
the assman is joining all of you in hell. be warned, i have a big ass.
38. Tony - December 3, 2009 4:46 PM
17 is legal in Texas!
39. hitandwatch - December 3, 2009 4:47 PM
She's hot.
40. jlylecj - December 3, 2009 4:48 PM
Christmas came early! thanks superficial man!
41. killerabbit - December 3, 2009 4:51 PM
@40
Since when do they call me "Christmas?"
42. pimp - December 3, 2009 4:51 PM
she has nothing on a 17 yr. old Britney. She already has a flat flabby ass...
43. Koko - December 3, 2009 4:55 PM
You can totally see a little tiny bit of her nipple in the 5th picture!!
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45. Danklin24 - December 3, 2009 4:58 PM
I'm going to burn for this but DAMN! Although her ass doesnt look as good as it did in the last set of bikini pics. She has the lindsay lohan freckly stomach too.
46. jlylecj - December 3, 2009 4:59 PM
@42 - livin' in the past, holmes...17yo britney was something special but that ship has sailed and if you blasphemize miley's sweet ass again i'll come straight to your jaw.
47. Mike - December 3, 2009 5:07 PM
Is somebody other than the normal Superficial Writer writing these posts? They've somehow gotten way less funny.
48. titsonsnack - December 3, 2009 5:09 PM
Are you people on fucking drugs? There is no, I repeat no, nipple in picture #5. That area covered by a string up by her armpit is not a fucking nipple you tards. Good god.
49. Narcissist - December 3, 2009 5:10 PM
It's an ugly bikini but it looks good on her.
50. pedoguy - December 3, 2009 5:11 PM
I'd hit it several times. In the butt.
51. Five Quid - December 3, 2009 5:12 PM
"When we on the road, I be checkin IDs/ I ain't gonna lie, 17 is fine with me"
-Homeboy Sandman, "Knock 'em out"
52. J - December 3, 2009 5:12 PM
lol cankles
53. sva1994 - December 3, 2009 5:24 PM
Wait until the media sees the partial/near nip slip in photo #5. It'll be StripperPoleGate Part 2.
54. squeehunter - December 3, 2009 5:25 PM
Yeah #5 probablly has to go.
55. Bonerman - December 3, 2009 5:28 PM
My hat goes off to whoever is cramming that.
56. fearsarewishes - December 3, 2009 5:33 PM
I would tiger her woods.
57. continum - December 3, 2009 5:33 PM
but the face... does nobody look at the face anymore?
58. Jimbo - December 3, 2009 5:42 PM
That is a cute little nipple....
59. Miley Cyrus Jailbait - December 3, 2009 5:43 PM
It looks like she killed a black guy in 17.
60. Jimbo - December 3, 2009 5:46 PM
And on the note of a nip slip, those are some pretty tan tits on a 17 year old girl. I don't think those little guys have been out in public...
61. JPRichardson - December 3, 2009 5:47 PM
Can't get past her chipmunk face, her lack of ass and her funny feet. Perhaps in a few years, after a few surgeons have done their thing on her...
62. Parker - December 3, 2009 6:00 PM
Almost old enough for anal.
63. gross - December 3, 2009 6:00 PM
girls today sure know how to whore themselves.
64. shittin condoms - December 3, 2009 6:07 PM
i would do jail time for that
65. Txradioguy - December 3, 2009 6:07 PM
We have nipple slippage in the first close up pic of her laying down.
66. spicy - December 3, 2009 6:08 PM
i wonder how many times billy ray has been ALL over that. ow ow! shes a ho so what does it even matter to try and fantasize about her like a pervert?? shes been there and done that--come on now. you perverts gotta start attacking like 14, 15 now thats fresh meat.
67. toaster - December 3, 2009 6:10 PM
enjoy the attention now kid, judging by bone structure it ain't gonna last much beyond your mid 20's. Your cute and talented though! so enjoy
68. mambo - December 3, 2009 6:11 PM
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69. Jen - December 3, 2009 6:16 PM
Oh please. She's 17, not 12. She doesn't magically turn into a woman when she's 18. She's pretty much an adult, her body is the same as an 18 year old. Minus the legality, but it's fine to think she's hot.
70. anonima - December 3, 2009 6:19 PM
It's kind of funny how people think it's okay to lust after an 18 year old, but if you're a single day younger than that it's "OMG EWWW SHE'S JUST A LITTLE KID". What the fuck, america?
71. See Alice - December 3, 2009 6:29 PM
Must be a run on country singer bikini pics . Egotastic has Taylor Swift in a bikini .
72. Lazy Sunday - December 3, 2009 6:42 PM
Crazy delicious.
73. Chandra Levy - December 3, 2009 6:48 PM
THE FACE!!!
I don't know if it's the cheeks or the mouth or what... but she looks like a damn Cabbage Patch doll (am I dating myself?)
74. Turd da Third - December 3, 2009 6:49 PM
Imagine the view Billy R has been getting.....
75. jake - December 3, 2009 6:56 PM
#5 #6 and #10 look like win to me
76. Tad Bit Tipsy - December 3, 2009 7:00 PM
All you fools fretting about wether she's 18 or not. Its a consent law not a age cutoff. If Billy wants me to fucker her now, I will and can. You can marry a 14 year old if her parents consent it.
77. mike - December 3, 2009 7:03 PM
You people are some jealous hater
Because you can't hit that
Like I did and miley is beautiful
78. Amber - December 3, 2009 7:06 PM
Does she have a tattoo? Look at picture three, under her left breast.
79. teeth - December 3, 2009 7:12 PM
@73.
Fucking nail on the head! That's it! She looks like a cabbage patch kid!
There is NOTHING attractive about this girl. No ass, face not attractive, quite the set of chompers... she is not even average girl next door material.
If it's a nipple you want to see.. at least let that nipple be attached to someone semi-decent.
80. a2650415 - December 3, 2009 7:30 PM
You know, to be perfectly honest, if I were her daddy I'd hit on that on a regular basis too. Thank God for daily-use Cialis, hey, Billy Ray?
81. Rough's wood never sinned! - December 3, 2009 7:36 PM
17 going on 35! I cant stand to hear her talk....
Thats a pretty much flawless body than again shes suppose to look like that...
82. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - December 3, 2009 7:38 PM
I don't get why she is so popular, with anyone, tweens, gays, perverts, what's the big deal?
83. britboysarehot - December 3, 2009 7:38 PM
She's a butterface. She'd also have to keep quiet because her voice causes me to convulse.
84. britboysarehot - December 3, 2009 7:38 PM
She's a butterface. She'd also have to keep quiet because her voice causes me to convulse.
85. krustytheclown - December 3, 2009 7:51 PM
Pic 5 is close but isn't fully exposed. Not sure if its legal or not. But the Jessica Biel 17 pic showed just as much and no one's getting busted over that.
86. techman - December 3, 2009 7:51 PM
Anyone know what the tattoo under her left breast says?
87. Yooarel.com - December 3, 2009 7:52 PM
Hit it. Thrice.
88. madds - December 3, 2009 7:57 PM
oooh daddy's not guuna be happy.....
89. chloe - December 3, 2009 7:58 PM
Miley is a good looking girl with a great body. I hope she doesn't ruin her looks with booze ,drugs, fake tits, fake lips, & ugly tattoos.
90. Jones - December 3, 2009 7:59 PM
She's not really what I'm into, but I would hit it based on looks alone. Her being 17 is irrelavent. A developed, womanly body is attractive. The reason we don't fuck 15 year old girls with thick booties and D cup titties is because they aren't MENTALLY & EMOTIONALLY developed enough to truly understand what sex is about. If I happen to see a hot girl(read:developed like a grown woman), though, & then realize she's underage, I don't feel bad for looking.
91. tromba - December 3, 2009 8:05 PM
My God, to be 17 again. She is hot as hell. Unfortunately, she knows it already.
92. Sport - December 3, 2009 8:12 PM
I gotta say she looks pretty damn hot.
93. M - December 3, 2009 8:19 PM
DISGUSTING face.
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95. VtFarmboy - December 3, 2009 8:30 PM
is it me or the older she gets the more like britney spears she looks....
96. will bull - December 3, 2009 8:32 PM
yeaaaaaaaeeeeehhhh legal in the U.K.
97. bR1an - December 3, 2009 8:39 PM
For all those people calling for the pic 5 nip slip to be taken down.........
YOU'RE TOO LATE. I ALREADY FAPPED OFF A LOAD ALL OVER MY MONITOR BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
I hope this saves me a place stoking the fires of Hell.
Gotta go. I feel the urge coming again.
98. bR1an - December 3, 2009 8:41 PM
For all those people calling for the pic 5 nip slip to be taken down.........
YOU'RE TOO LATE. I ALREADY FAPPED OFF A LOAD ALL OVER MY MONITOR BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
I hope this saves me a place stoking the fires of Hell.
Gotta go. I feel the urge coming again.
99. just askin' - December 3, 2009 8:45 PM
wonder if she swallows
100. Guys are gross - December 3, 2009 8:50 PM
As a fellow teenager I've come to realize how disgusting men really are. There is nothing special about Miley's body, you guys all just want to do her because she's 17. I get hit on by guys in their 50's and it's just really disgusting. Before you guys pull out that biology crap a woman is actually most fertile at 23 and not 17. Most guys just want to control someone sexually. It's so disgusting.
101. Guest - December 3, 2009 8:51 PM
Wow, your stupid 'metaphor' just proves a great point. MEN aren't smart enough or mature enough to control their urges, so they blame the girls for 'exciting them' and blame the laws for 'repressing them' which eventually means them blaming the laws and girls for RAPE.
grow up.
102. Narcissist - December 3, 2009 8:51 PM
I didn't think she looked 100 comments good.
103. Justin - December 3, 2009 9:04 PM
man I need me some of that p*ssy! Hot damn!!! She needs my magic stick up in that honey-pot!!!
104. who dat - December 3, 2009 9:05 PM
I am very disappointed with all the sexual comments that have been made about Miley.
I am a 16 year old sophomore at High School High (not my school's real name) and I have promised my mom and dad and Jesus that I will not have any sexual contact with girls (didn't say anything about other boys...ha ha!) until I am married.
I don't care if you DO laugh at me!
105. MileyFan - December 3, 2009 9:07 PM
wonder if she is still a virgin?
106. Laura B. - December 3, 2009 9:08 PM
is that a tattoo under her left boob?
107. George - December 3, 2009 9:11 PM
@104
I'll take you up on that offer big boy :)
108. RomanP - December 3, 2009 9:15 PM
she probably slurps on cock like a good little girl. I want her anoos and I want it bad.
109. who dat - December 3, 2009 9:24 PM
@ 104
George, please tap my dumper hard with your big cock and then blast my face, OK? Jesus won't care...
110. Jammy - December 3, 2009 9:25 PM
Agreed with #95, you can tell she is very sloppy and undisciplined, the fact that she doesn't look like Britney Spears right now is just because she is still young, just give it time and she'll look like your average white trash mom soon enough.
111. Jammy - December 3, 2009 9:26 PM
Agreed with #95, you can tell she is very sloppy and undisciplined, the fact that she doesn't look like Britney Spears right now is just because she is still young, just give it time and she'll look like your average white trash mom soon enough.
112. George - December 3, 2009 9:41 PM
Dear who dat,
I would fuck you so hard your head would spin. I want you to grab my head and skull fuck me and make me gag. I want you to erupt like a geyser all over me.
113. who dat - December 3, 2009 9:48 PM
Dear George,
I am very nelly bottom. Do with me as you wish.
Kisses!!
114. Billy Ray Cyrus - December 3, 2009 9:55 PM
I came three times looking at these pics and when the second dose of Viagra kicks in....Weeee doggies!!
115. Narcissist - December 3, 2009 10:08 PM
@100 - At 17 though, 23 is still in the future. She has the potential to bear many fine sons. If she was 33 she would be an illusion of potential. Put that biology in your pipe and smoke it.
116. Fun Cam Girls - December 3, 2009 10:16 PM
Oh my b'jesus!
117. dave - December 3, 2009 10:24 PM
anyone moronic enough to say she;s a little girl whe nshe's legal in a matter of months is a brainwashed retard. No one wants to fuck old chicks, no one.
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119. Billy Ray - December 3, 2009 10:34 PM
WTF!??! She's a FAT Wart HOG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Thats NASTY!!!!
Talk about a diseased-riddled SKANK!!!!
SLUT!!!!
120. Shasta - December 3, 2009 10:35 PM
I am going to hell for looking at her pics....but I am ok with that.
121. Arash - December 3, 2009 10:35 PM
You shouldn't feel bad, She's had boyfriends and sex already? Her last male model boyfriend was like 22. As if she didn't put out, lol.
122. Billy Ray - December 3, 2009 10:35 PM
WTF!??! She's a FAT Wart HOG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Thats NASTY!!!!
Talk about a diseased-riddled SKANK!!!!
SLUT!!!!
BTW, He Screech-laced "singing" is god AWFUL!!!!!
123. Billy Ray - December 3, 2009 10:35 PM
WTF!??! She's a FAT Wart HOG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Thats NASTY!!!!
Talk about a diseased-riddled SKANK!!!!
SLUT!!!!
BTW, Her Screech-laced "singing" is god AWFUL!!!!!
124. Billy Ray - December 3, 2009 10:37 PM
BTW, Her screeched-laced "singing" is god AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
125. Pissed Off at thesuperficial.com - December 3, 2009 10:50 PM
Just for fun I counted the number of cookies that thesuperficial.com puts on your PC to track usage. There were 15 different cookies from 15 different companies to track and transmit all your usage. That's bullshit, superficial. Absolute bullshit.
126. hmmm - December 3, 2009 11:25 PM
@ 125
I have 14 cookies from them - consider yourself lucky for getting an extra cookie - you cookie monster you!
127. Bill Clinton - December 3, 2009 11:35 PM
Meh. She's maybe a 7 with her mouth shut. Hear that voice and she drops to a 4.
128. k - December 3, 2009 11:35 PM
She has a script tattoo under her left boob.
129. DuroyPrime - December 3, 2009 11:38 PM
She's hot till she opens her mouth ... and I don't necessarily mean her voice. That grill is wicked!
130. Stacy - December 3, 2009 11:40 PM
SW, you're the best, however "salmon and Snickers bars " are not the best things to cover girls in. I once enjoyed a 4-some with Pauly Shore, Gilbert Godfrey, and Carrot Top and they covered me in Jupiter dust mixed with Gillette shaving cream. BEST SEX EVER!!!!
131. ritaloo - December 3, 2009 11:46 PM
@68. nuffsaid
And that bikini is really ugly...
132. stacy - December 3, 2009 11:47 PM
@#125
you can simply delete any cookies from your computer. Fish makes a living running this site, If you or I were smart enough to do it we would do the same thing.
133. LOL - December 3, 2009 11:55 PM
How messed up would it be if the tattoo under her bood said "Jesus"?!
134. I agree - December 4, 2009 12:00 AM
"There should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out." And boys, because I feel so damn guilty looking at Taylor Lautner in Twilight and being 4 years older than him, but my God have you seen his body?
135. Armando - December 4, 2009 12:04 AM
There a nip shot here look at the bikini string
136. Nikki - December 4, 2009 12:22 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!
137. Nikki - December 4, 2009 12:24 AM
Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!
138. Tattoo - December 4, 2009 12:38 AM
Her tattoo says "Just breathe."
139. Wendy - December 4, 2009 1:23 AM
Surprised you didn't point out her new tattoo under her left boob.
140. Anon - December 4, 2009 2:00 AM
Her tattoo just says "Left". It's how Miley can tell her left from her right.
141. Zompaq - December 4, 2009 2:11 AM
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! Ive been looking for Miley Cyrus pictures!!!!
142. Ryan - December 4, 2009 3:22 AM
I see nipple! http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miley_cyrus_in_a_bikini_1.php?bfm_index=4&bfm_page=0
look at her left breast (on your right)...it's right on the edge. Like, areola
143. tdowg - December 4, 2009 3:31 AM
cant wait til shes 50
144. Krys - December 4, 2009 4:20 AM
The majority of you are fucking idiots.
That being said, she's cute. She's 17. It's obvious she doesn't spend much time in the gym, salon chair or tanning bed, but you people act like she's a mutt. For fuck's sake, she's a highschool kid from Tennessee? Kentucky? Whereverthefuck?
Her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus. For all we know her parents could very well be related.
Give her a break. She looks good. I wonder what we would all be saying about some of you loser fucks if we could comment on you in a bikini when you were 17.
You can't expect her to be Britney when she was 17. That was a freak of nature. God only grants miracles like that every 1000 years or so. He told me.
Plus, she doesn't have to be that hot. Our fabulously vapid culture doesn't require one to possess talent nor highly above average looks for the kiddies to become their drones.
Miley is milking the bank accounts of every parent with a child under 16 at the moment. That "chipmunk face" will have enough money when she's 20 to buy a new Miley if she wants to.
I'm a chick, but I'd hit it. Twice. Three times if she came up off of some of that Hannah Montana change. 17 is fair game here.
145. John - December 4, 2009 5:06 AM
Make room in hell...
146. dyari - December 4, 2009 5:29 AM
maybe u dont like her.
but i do like her. :)
shes really pretty.
147. nintendo dsi r4 - December 4, 2009 6:09 AM
Great photos of Miley Cyrus in a bikini. I will be watching out for more pics:)
148. hard boiled pegg - December 4, 2009 6:53 AM
Who cares if she's 17... the bitch has already been entered more times than your local lottery. She got her break from posing half naked at 15yrs, she may as well show the world a full pussy spread at 18yrs, no?
149. welldoneson - December 4, 2009 7:35 AM
Not too skinny, not too fat, she's a real humdinger and I like it like that.
150. Deputy Sheriff - December 4, 2009 8:26 AM
I do believe the close up photo. photo #5, show a bit of her nipple of her left breast. No RED STAR??? And that could be construed as child pornography.
151. wood_rail - December 4, 2009 9:12 AM
wood fuck many times in the ass
152. Deputy Sheriff - December 4, 2009 9:19 AM
why ass? something wrong with other hole?
153. toolboy - December 4, 2009 9:23 AM
Joe Simpson and Hulk Hogan just called Billy Ray to see if he was tappin' that shit proper like.
154. jiz - December 4, 2009 9:31 AM
Party in the USA!!!
155. billygay - December 4, 2009 9:41 AM
Butterface.
When will this idiotic tattoo obsession end?
156. Deacon Jones - December 4, 2009 9:52 AM
I'm back and at attention!
I think pic 5 could keep me entertained for at LEAST 4-5 rounds with Ole' One-EYE!
157. Jester - December 4, 2009 10:30 AM
I would wreck her. I don't care how old she is. Her dad is probably humping the pool filter looking at her.
158. PunkA - December 4, 2009 11:23 AM
No hot, not cute, nothing special. Just a 17 year old chick who is annoying as hell to listen to. There are way hotter chicks than that across this fine nation of ours. Let's not act like she is that attractive because she is not. And for 17, her body is a B. Just becaus kids are fat ass and lazy today does not make her all that.
159. aha - December 4, 2009 11:28 AM
i can't believe the amount of morons who think that slightly dark patch up beside this butterface's armpit in pic 5 is a nipple. Fucking idiots. Desperate much?
160. Cristina - December 4, 2009 11:32 AM
What is all ur problems? Jesus, low standards. She's got fat legs and clearly does not work out. She's 17, she should be way skinnier than that naturally! Chunky chipmunk
161. Nick - December 4, 2009 11:34 AM
*17 is legal in most states
*she sure has taken the trash outta the back door once in a while...
*she ruins the good name of Disney
*Hell awaits...(splash)
162. Kangaroo - December 4, 2009 12:08 PM
big flat hillbilly feet.
163. Deputy Sheriff - December 4, 2009 12:08 PM
aha....fuck off
164. m - December 4, 2009 12:16 PM
I'm sure about 120 of these comments were posted by Miley's dad.
165. cc - December 4, 2009 12:58 PM
My God, she looks like a teenaged girl!
166. Jeff - December 4, 2009 1:24 PM
"No one look at me right now."
I don't think any of us should be making eye contact with others for the rest of the day
167. izzo - December 4, 2009 5:14 PM
this little chick is fucking smoking hot , fuck all you fatties and faggots, she is delicious and you should all die. #5 is def nipple
168. göğüs estetiği - December 5, 2009 5:05 AM
without bikini please..
169. neutral - December 5, 2009 2:50 PM
her tatoo is disgusting,Gross and absolutly stupid
170. bluffin with my muffin - December 5, 2009 3:37 PM
Miley Cyrus' in Miami today proving there should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out
Proving that there might already be one you mean? Look at pic #2- lord have mercy, that is a muffin top if I've ever seen one.
171. Mover Packer - December 6, 2009 3:22 AM
her tatoo is disgusting,Gross and absolutly stupid
172. Boogeyman King Dong - December 6, 2009 7:15 PM
Who is more bangable?! Da Swift or da Cyrus girl?!
173. Gando - December 6, 2009 7:24 PM
@172
Miley Cyrus is about 15-16 years old.Isn't that a bit too young for you?!
174. Galtacticus - December 6, 2009 7:28 PM
#172
You wanna pull a Polanski?!
175. Boogeyman King Dong - December 6, 2009 7:34 PM
Da Cyrus girl looks much older! Who's Polanski?! Sounds like some old creep shrink Freud type.
176. Darth - December 6, 2009 7:48 PM
Would she start to cry if i grabbed her drink?!
177. ant marot - December 6, 2009 9:10 PM
@170 you should die
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179. vitamines - December 7, 2009 4:48 AM
It’s probably a henna tattoo. When I saw her in concert in Philly nov 4 she had henna tattoos on each arm. Her brother said when she turns 18. So it’s probably a henna. And even if it is real it’s in a spot that no one can see unless she’s in a bathing suit and it’s says just breathe which I think is cute. Has anybody seen some of the 17 year olds that walk around they have tattoos covering them and piercings everywhere. So compared to them Miley is innocent. Leave her alone.
180. Celebrity Hideways - December 7, 2009 5:59 AM
She is so Gorgeous :)
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190. FabioBanchino - December 9, 2009 7:24 PM
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191. Abercrombie Fitch - December 15, 2009 11:43 PM
its great that she is still rockin' the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam
192. Abercrombie Fitch - December 15, 2009 11:44 PM
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194. eddd - December 20, 2009 4:48 PM
She need to lose the love handles ;(
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197. John Way - January 11, 2010 10:53 AM
Wow, no more Hanna Montana? A lot of people are going to be surely upset about that decision she made.
198. John - January 16, 2010 9:39 AM
Miley is a beautiful girl.
I want to sleep with her.
199. russ stuebe - January 26, 2010 9:35 PM
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200. Lucci - March 2, 2010 4:29 PM
her face....just her face is just gross. that upperlip and babyfat. i dont care if she's almost 18. She still looks like a kid to me