BEST OF 2009: Amber Rose Topless
6. AMBER ROSE
Posted: 8/19/2009
After posting these pics of Amber Rose wandering around Miami topless, I learned something: If you slap tits on a weird chemo patient that has sex with Kanye West, people will look.
I like to believe I'm a better person because of this.
Original: Amber Rose topless with Kanye West

Reader Comments
1. Tucker Jay - December 29, 2009 12:22 PM
dislike.
2. nofeelings - December 29, 2009 12:25 PM
wtf
3. doogleberg - December 29, 2009 12:33 PM
What...the...hell.
Best of 2009? You're shittin' me, right? She looks like the kid from "Home Improvement".
What's wrong with you guys?
4. fugly - December 29, 2009 12:36 PM
Woof!
5. Sickitten - December 29, 2009 12:39 PM
Once she opens her mouth, she ruins it. What else do you think that ugly Kanye is gonna get? He has 'ugly man syndrome' just like Sean Combs. A constant need to be the center of attention because their looks never afforded that to them. Homely.
6. Nameless - December 29, 2009 12:42 PM
WTF?!? This "best" list is off to a bad start already. This dude with breasts is f'ugly.
7. Craig - December 29, 2009 12:51 PM
Cancer hair AND wall-eyed boobies? That is so hott.
8. Eli Porter - December 29, 2009 12:51 PM
She got mad stretch marks..., sex changes do a body wrong.
9. gen - December 29, 2009 12:55 PM
@3,6
I'm pretty sure the "best" are the most popular ones. So I guess this one was very popular because everyone thought they had a funny "chemo patient"/"Kanye is an asshole" joke.
10. sick in the stomach - December 29, 2009 12:56 PM
If you are whore enough to have to tan your private parts, please do it in private. I am personally disgusted with whoring women that are so skanky that they have nothing else to offer other than their twats, asses, and tits.
Why does this mongrel not have any hair? Is it that she is soooooo beautiful (in her delusional mental universe - or would that be monoverse)?
11. Aunt Jemima - December 29, 2009 1:16 PM
Its a booboon.
12. Fat Foot - December 29, 2009 1:17 PM
These are shots from the new remake of the TV Show Alien Nation right?
13. Liana - December 29, 2009 1:21 PM
I don't appreciate that chemo comment. Normally your quips are absolutely hilarious but until you lose your hair to chemotherapy (like I have, quite recently) you don't understand how devastating it is for someone to make a comment like that. I am thoroughly disappointed.
14. ppl - December 29, 2009 1:28 PM
What's funny is, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot dick and yet someone with more money than he can shit on fuck that every day... so it goes
15. Me - December 29, 2009 1:38 PM
And why is this unknown worthless skank 'Best of' anything? Come on Superficial... get you $hit straight. Not only is she just some overrated douchebag's girlfriend, she looks like some albino gorilla with implants. Enough said.
16. James - December 29, 2009 1:40 PM
I think she's beautiful and these were BY FAR the best pics of 2009
17. Fribble - December 29, 2009 1:41 PM
#13 Liana - December 29, 2009 1:21 PM
"I don't appreciate that chemo comment. Normally your quips are absolutely hilarious but until you lose your hair to chemotherapy (like I have, quite recently) you don't understand how devastating it is for someone to make a comment like that. I am thoroughly disappointed."
What's funny is how self-centered some people are; to the extent that if anything bad happens to them, then the entire fu*cking world has to bow down to the altar of "can't joke about that" and "I'm so offended." Piss off, you self-centered, snail-trail-leaving, hoo-hole. The rest of us learned long ago that bad shit happens to everyone and you just have to deal with it.
We don't expect the world to conform to our sensitivities, so neither should you. Toughen up, bochie.
18. ddura - December 29, 2009 1:43 PM
Do you like fish sticks?
19. me - December 29, 2009 1:54 PM
Wait, I have more to say... Are those shit stains coming out of her vagina, running down her right leg?
20. Blonde down there? - December 29, 2009 2:10 PM
NICE JUICY CUNT!
21. the world - December 29, 2009 2:42 PM
Ooooooh...yeah...no thanks.
22. Marcy - December 29, 2009 2:49 PM
She's got a great body, but the pics would be improved exponentially if she'd worn a paper bag over that head.
23. vix - December 29, 2009 3:22 PM
pasty AND misshapen breasts?
um. EW?
24. dingaling - December 29, 2009 3:25 PM
I'd love to have a threesome with her and Coco. mmmm!
25. Porchmonkey - December 29, 2009 3:30 PM
She has really ugly tits. I can't believe she takes the time to bleach that nappy little bit of hair on her head.
Ok ok my positive comment is...at least she's not obese like that other nig lover Coco
26. Philip - December 29, 2009 3:38 PM
Maybe she shaves her head so people won't notice how ugly her face is.
27. clifford - December 29, 2009 4:14 PM
to each his or her own, but i find her pretty damn hot. definitely awesome pics.
28. JiggaJay - December 29, 2009 4:17 PM
SHE IS FUCKING HOT. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU IDIOTS SAY.
THAT ASS IS AMAZINGLY PERFECT.
SLAMPIG
29. Liana - December 29, 2009 4:26 PM
In reply to #17, Fribble
How dare you! I don't expect anyone to bow down to me. I just voiced my opinion. I honestly feel like it is tasteless to joke about something that is out of a person's control, i.e. an illness or disease. If you were disfigured would you want someone to joke about that? We can gladly trade places and you can see what it is like. Way to be a jerk, asshat.
30. Redhead - December 29, 2009 5:15 PM
She's HOT. Perfect body and such a cute face :) She's perfect! (Im jealous lol)
31. Fribble - December 29, 2009 5:41 PM
29. Liana - December 29, 2009 4:26 PM
In reply to #17, Fribble
"How dare you! "
How dare YOU! You have NO FUCKING RIGHT to tell ANYONE what they can think, or say. Is that too damn difficult for you to grasp?
BTW, I have a friend who is partially paralyzed who makes more jokes about it than anyone. HE isn't playing the "poor, poor, pitiful me" victim card. HE accepts that PART of his life sucked, and now he makes the best of the rest of it without feeling sorry for himself OR EXPECTING ANYONE ELSE TO DO SO.
Get over it , already! You're alive, for fuck's sake! Be grateful!
Damn whiney bitch...
32. Nat - December 29, 2009 6:00 PM
Looks like page 19 of the last edition of National Geographic
33. Liana - December 29, 2009 6:16 PM
@ Fribble
Where do I say that they absolutely cannot voice their opinion? I just gave my opinion on that matter, I did not say that it was the say all- be all. I am not playing the victim card, I'm just saying that I think it is tasteless. God forbid anyone ever disagree with you because ultimately it seems that your opinion is the only one that should matter.
34. rekk - December 29, 2009 6:17 PM
Tasteless with clothes or without. Show some shame. This will be Rihanna in 10 years, oh sorry, that's Rihanna now. No self-respect, no shame. This is just tacky porn-star stuff... or those night mares where you show up to exams late and without pants.
35. Fribble - December 29, 2009 6:36 PM
33. Liana - December 29, 2009 6:16 PM
@ Fribble
"God forbid anyone ever disagree with you because ultimately it seems that your opinion is the only one that should matter."
You really are dense, aren't you. YOU are the one saying that people can't make jokes about certain subjects. I'M the one saying anyone can say anything they want, and YOU shouldn't attempt to censor others. Which is what you are trying to do.
Get a clue, baldie.
36. OMG - December 29, 2009 6:43 PM
A couple of photos of Amber Rose on Unitard Universe - a site with nothing but pics of celebs in unitards and jumpsuits - http://www.unitarduniverse.com/tag/amber-rose/
37. The Clap - December 29, 2009 6:47 PM
... She's a man. Stop calling her a SHE. It is a HE.
And he's fucking ugly beyond all belief. Kanye is more feminine than him.
38. Brad - December 29, 2009 8:11 PM
How is it that girlfriends with expressionistic tendencies always seem to materialize when rumors start flying about a celebrity being gay?
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WOW, just WOW. I usually expect some witty jabs at celebrities, but what was written simply fell flat. Popeye’s chicken? Sagging pants? There are at least 100 articles about Kanye West on this site alone and that stereotypical image doesn’t really fit him. Love him or hate him, he doesn’t come across like every other rapper.
If you’re gonna be racist, you also have to be funny along with it. That was just blunt and I don’t even get how it fits with anything pictured.
Anyway, for a bald woman, Amber Rose looks alright, especially from the front.
40. Liana - December 29, 2009 8:41 PM
@ Fribble
suck my hairless balls
41. foshow38 - December 29, 2009 10:00 PM
Funny she only looks good with clothes on..lol
42. camomile tea - December 29, 2009 10:05 PM
I bet she is better looking than anything you have every had if you are a man writing this and if you are a woman I bet she looks better than you.
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hmmm, these pictures lead me to believe I've stumbled into some veterinary fetishist website.
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49. Ali - December 30, 2009 1:53 AM
Liana, first let me say that I've very sorry you are ill, and I wish you a full and speedy recovery. But, you stated that 'Normally your quips are absolutely hilarious'. Please realize that many of those quips you personally find so hilarious are quips that may in fact be extremely hurtful and offensive to someone else in the world. Just take that into consideration.
You need energy and positivity as you recover. Don't waste it getting worked up arguing on annonymous message boards that really don't matter. Peace, and get well soon.
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51. Cam Sex - December 30, 2009 10:31 AM
is that mad cow disease on her leg?
52. Phil - December 30, 2009 10:46 AM
It's really weird that her left boob droops a lot more than her right one.
To Liana: I agree with you, Cancer is very serious and shouldn't be joked around like that. People can be very insensitive these days.
Fribble has got some nerve. He doesn't understand what sensibility is.
I hope you have a quick recovery
53. RATATTAT - December 30, 2009 10:48 AM
Jayz should of told Kanye that your supposed to leave the hookers at whore house , Bwahhahah
54. Fribble - December 30, 2009 11:53 AM
#52 Phil - December 30, 2009 10:46 AM
"To Liana: I agree with you, Cancer is very serious and shouldn't be joked around like that. People can be very insensitive these days. Fribble has got some nerve. He doesn't understand what sensibility is."
Damn right I have some nerve! It's so powerful that Black Mamba Cobras bow down to me. I'm so mighty that I'll impregnate your great granny right through her casket!
You can't stand the truth? Go hide in Liana's vagina cave.
55. Fribble - December 30, 2009 11:53 AM
#52 Phil - December 30, 2009 10:46 AM
"To Liana: I agree with you, Cancer is very serious and shouldn't be joked around like that. People can be very insensitive these days. Fribble has got some nerve. He doesn't understand what sensibility is."
Damn right I have some nerve! It's so powerful that Black Mamba Cobras bow down to me. I'm so mighty that I'll impregnate your great granny right through her casket!
You can't stand the truth? Go hide in Liana's vagina cave.
56. Narcissist - December 30, 2009 1:30 PM
09 was a bad year for hotness.
57. some bitch - December 30, 2009 9:21 PM
you guys are being ridiculous, she has a very nice body
58. J - December 30, 2009 10:30 PM
Epic fail.
59. Tori - December 30, 2009 11:17 PM
To Liana and Fribble,
please don't attack each other because you have different views and mechanisims of recovery.
I have breast cancer and I'm 26 years old and have dealt with it through laughter, and to many it is surprisingly strange because I don't like to bitch and moan even though I have every right to. Cancer is not a joke, chemotherapy is not losing your hair it is that and more. It is basically poison that kills off every working cell in your body slowly and horribly. That is true, look it up. the pain and the torture one must endure during this time is not only inhumane phsycially but mentally as well. the amount of times I wanted to kill myself just to stop the torture have reached an epic level.
We live in a judegemental world. People are all selfish, all of us. I sometimes catch myself crying in pain, physical and emotional over having my breast painfully cut off and believe me the reconstructive work is not easy either , and then I realize that I am still alive and I shouldn't be so down when billions of people go to sleep every night on an empty stomach. Does that mean all cancer patients have to follow this attitude? does that mean a handicapped person should? no. So don't attack each other because you have different views and mechanisims of recovery.
And Ali is right, as hard it is for you as it was for me to read this joke, think of the many reasons people come to this site. We make fun of people. People we don't know who happen to make billions of dollars none of us will ever see. It's not healthy. We're all fucking bored and have nothing better to do...
Honestly, the woman is perfect. Fish gets paid to piss on others....to each their own I guess.
peace bitches.
60. Amy Allen - December 31, 2009 1:27 AM
@Tori:
Smh, please.... :::plays vilion:::: Here you are STATING: please don't attack each other because you have different views and mechanisims of recovery. Then get all : "I made it thru...so be sensitive" THEN endng it with ..."Peace Bitches"???? I don't understand how some of you are SO quick to tell each other to STOP the damn fighting but in a war in another war....in the midst trying to PROVE a point. See, it doesn't matter how much you try to be positive, or prove valid points, DON'T expect people to amen you if at one point you go negative.....it's ultimately ineffective!
Going thru a whirlwind about YOUR PAINFUL past isn't going to make than Liana & Firbble BITCH any less! Please save THAT for Oprah's last show!
Bottom line: In case you didn't realize this is the internet (preferrly on gossip blogs): A place that indulges in insensitivity, having NO shame to say "fuck you" NOT one to share your life story, THEY HAVE BLOGS FOR THIS. Worst part is, you went thru all this on a post that started with a piegon-toed harlot ! Seriously. Get mad then get over it.
61. Ralph - December 31, 2009 3:48 AM
Who the hell gets crap tattooed falling down their leg?
62. Rose - December 31, 2009 7:40 PM
I am a fan of this site for the writer only- got a crush on him- but occasionally I check the comments to see how predictable people can be. I knew it would just blow your minds that a woman with a shaved head can have a good body; and was I mostly right?
First off, post #10: How can you call this woman a whore when she is only topless? We need a less puritanical jury here. In parts of France my friend's 70 year old mother goes to the beach topless. And is she shaved her head. She is not going for a conventional style of beauty. Independent thought, what a concept.
Second, post #13, Get better soon. I think that's what these assholes meant to say. And I am very sorry for your ordeal.
Finally, I want to add that I shaved my head when I was 20 years old to take a hiatus from being hit on constantly. To focus on, oh I don't know, INNER BEAUTY. I recommend every hot woman do the same. Your entire world will change for the better because you develop skills outside of using men. And it grows back anyway. It was a cathartic experience.
Always a racist comment, then petty bickering- attacking a chemo patient in these comments. Jesus Christ sometimes the human race terrifies me. So from a beautiful person to a bunch petty, ugly souls, Happy New Year.
63. Mo - December 31, 2009 11:39 PM
This makes chechclear a lot easier on the eyes by comparison.
64. ohmy - January 1, 2010 12:59 AM
this broad looks like she had a sex change, fake tits and ass implants wow nasty
65. BlahBlahBlee - January 1, 2010 1:04 PM
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66. Megan - January 1, 2010 10:19 PM
She's pretty hot, I have to admit.
67. duh - January 3, 2010 10:01 AM
I love how in the last pic she's covering up and running away like she just fuckin realized she'd been standing around naked in public
68. NatTurner - January 4, 2010 11:01 AM
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74. venessa - January 24, 2010 2:13 AM
yes she's trashy...yes she's tacky and tasteless..but, you CANNOT deny she is beautiful..from her face to her figure..she has perfect lips, skin and facial features...and I put any woman to the test of being bald and looking that beautiful.....is she a trashy hoe?..she sure is...but she's a pretty hoe..and I am a female, spanish/italian...she's gorgeous.
75. venessa - January 24, 2010 2:14 AM
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76. m65 field jacket - January 30, 2010 5:59 PM
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77. NV - February 24, 2010 4:34 PM
In regards to #42
"I bet she is better looking than anything you have every had if you are a man writing this and if you are a woman I bet she looks better than you."
I look a hell of a lot better than her. She has thunder thighs, saggy and lopsided boobs, trashy tattoos and no hair.
I am 24 with long brown hair a much fitter body and a very pretty face (so I've been told many times). I'm not saying this because I'm jealous.
Maybe Kayne is dating Amber for her personality. But Kayne is such an arrogant ass, I can't imagine she's much nicer.
78. Nigga - March 5, 2010 8:44 PM
If he got cancer he shud just put a f'in bandana on and a shirt this wildabeast wouldnt get cut on