Nov 12 2009There's a Jon Gosselin sex tape
Let's not act like this wasn't always one booty hunt through Ponderosa away from happening. Via the National Enqurier:
Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC's lawsuit against Jon, and The ENQUIRER has learned Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine many times, and that he's watched Jon's secret sex tape!
"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he's seen the tape!" said Stephanie Santoro, Jon's former flame and family nanny.
"Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him.
"He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"
Well, this explains all the spiritual awakening and self-parodying that's been going on lately. Although I was kind of hoping it'd be for something a little more original than a sex tape. Like Jon Gosselin secretly trained his kids to be an elite squad of dead hooker disposers. Or he gave his social security number to Michael Lohan for a shoebox of Lindsay's old bras which, in hindsight, I probably shouldn't rule out. Keep that one open.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Que - November 12, 2009 3:32 PM
Que not exciting/surprising y also fat.
2. Que - November 12, 2009 3:33 PM
Que gordo. Ya.
3. LaLaLingerie - November 12, 2009 3:33 PM
That is f&cking disgusting.
4. abby - November 12, 2009 3:37 PM
"snort cocaine"
5. Katie - November 12, 2009 3:44 PM
First to say first. Ha.
He is so nasty! I can't understand why even homely chicks want a piece of that. Woof!
6. Katie - November 12, 2009 3:44 PM
First to say first. Ha.
He is so nasty! I can't understand why even homely chicks want a piece of that. Woof!
7. Katie - November 12, 2009 3:45 PM
First to say first. Ha.
He is so nasty! I can't understand why even homely chicks want a piece of that. Woof!
8. Savalas - November 12, 2009 3:47 PM
Sex tape? At this point, sure, why not?
9. Katie - November 12, 2009 3:47 PM
oohhh, that wasn't supposed to happen. I only hit it once! Sorry i posted half a dozen times.
10. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 12, 2009 3:54 PM
i bet this guy can cut a mean bonsai tree.
11. Sport - November 12, 2009 3:55 PM
The more he partied the more Cocaine he used?
Wow - brilliant revelation there. I wasn't anywhere near his hotel and I can confirm this statement does, in fact, define partying.
12. joesmo - November 12, 2009 4:02 PM
I'm not sure what's worse seeing the Gosslins everyday or the Pratt's. Either way all I really want to see is nsfw slips......
13. Champ - November 12, 2009 4:09 PM
Come on joesmo#12 - the answer is within you...
The obvious answer to all is "there is nothing worse than the Pratt's."
14. THE assman - November 12, 2009 4:11 PM
Kind of gross but I must admit the THE assman would hit it
15. Andrea - November 12, 2009 4:16 PM
where is this tape?? I would like to see it...what? a girl can't be curious?
16. kk - November 12, 2009 4:21 PM
#9
the first part of your comment is what john said to kate when she got preggers with the sextuplets...
17. Rough by popular demand - November 12, 2009 4:23 PM
I imagine the haus fraus are jumping for joy...
18. kk - November 12, 2009 4:23 PM
#9
the first part of your comment is what john said to kate when she got preggers with the sextuplets...
19. Dave ain't here, man - November 12, 2009 4:27 PM
Jesus Christ, no.
20. jj - November 12, 2009 4:44 PM
LOL. this is hilarious. That guy is hideous.
21. EricLR - November 12, 2009 5:01 PM
You guys need to stop making fun of JGoss! Do you have any idea how many mediocre skanks would have walked out of Walmart with no one to go home with--had it not been for the selfless efforts of this heroic man?!?!?
22. uhh - November 12, 2009 5:02 PM
Not that I give a shit about this guy, but isn't it really illegal to video tape him having sex without him knowing?
...isn't it also really illegal to pay someone for sex, even if it's for someone else?
23. Zee Brat - November 12, 2009 5:20 PM
Do not want.
24. CXCMYK - November 12, 2009 5:26 PM
I’M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.
25. nahhh - November 12, 2009 5:30 PM
That's quite a story.
26. wtf - November 12, 2009 5:35 PM
do people actually believe this slut? jesus..
27. JackSpratling - November 12, 2009 5:57 PM
Could you imagine a Kate Gosselin sex tape? She'd be all bossy.
The only thing less sexy than a Jon Gosselin sex tape would be a sex tape of Chewbacca and Perez Hilton.
28. chosen_darkness - November 12, 2009 6:52 PM
Gross.
29. Han(d) Solo - November 12, 2009 6:56 PM
Chewy and the Princess?!?!
30. whatever - November 12, 2009 6:58 PM
I'd do him for free!
31. LMAO - November 12, 2009 7:19 PM
#10 that is funny
32. OH BOY - November 12, 2009 7:22 PM
My kids are watching the flintsones right now and it made me see how much Jon looks like FRED!
33. Jay Popeski - November 12, 2009 7:28 PM
Can't you idiots just leave the Gosselins alone already? So he made a sex tape, big fucking deal. I used to pose for gay men's magazines and I'm totally straight.
34. randel(l) - November 12, 2009 8:26 PM
I'd do that for a dollar!
35. MR - November 12, 2009 8:30 PM
Suppressed Medical Records (File 5100-13465/001)
St. Catharines, Ontario (Pearson Park)
- Privacy Commissioner of Canada (Sect. 25,26,28)
- C.M.H.A/C.A.M.H. - Brock University
Further details:
http://bleacherreport.com/users/10698-updated_bio_bwbok
36. me - November 12, 2009 8:30 PM
who wouldn't want a go at that for a dollar?
37. Chick - November 12, 2009 8:32 PM
LOVE HIM!!!
38. blah - November 12, 2009 9:11 PM
i don't really believe this..but if it's true...
part of my soul just died.
39. Julie - November 12, 2009 9:28 PM
Does this really shock anyone...
40. Gilbert Gottfried - November 12, 2009 9:44 PM
Thanks, I always wondered what I would look like after some Kenny Rogers style plastic surgery.
41. JustJess - November 12, 2009 10:12 PM
This event is so ordinary - I could barely stiffle my yawn before wanting to go take a nap...
Lawd...
42. JustJess - November 12, 2009 10:13 PM
This event is so ordinary - I could barely stifle my yawn before wanting to go take a nap...
Lawd...
43. JustJess - November 12, 2009 10:16 PM
And who in their right mind would want to see someone like Gosselin fucking?? Two fat, homely people having awkward sex on camera = gag.
44. stoplookingatme - November 12, 2009 11:12 PM
Jesus these pictures are terrifying. He looks like he dropped some weight and aged about 15 years as a result. {shudders} Can't believe no one else has commented on that -- except the veiled reference to Mr. Miagi... well played #10!
45. 66 yr old virgin - November 13, 2009 12:03 AM
I must be crazy because all of my fantasies lately have involved this man in some way
46. Dank24 - November 13, 2009 12:31 AM
who the fuck dressed this guy, Stevie Wonder?
47. Niles - November 13, 2009 1:17 AM
Is it me or this guy looks like a Korean Corky from life goes on?
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49. pdxfacehole - November 13, 2009 2:42 AM
Fat face douche. He's.....Gary Coleman but Asian and longer legs.
50. christmas presents - November 13, 2009 4:44 AM
Thanks for the information . But i think this is totally worthless thing . This is publicity stunt nothing more than that .
51. LovinJon - November 13, 2009 5:41 AM
This is a bunch of crap! Will evil Kate stop at nothing to try and make herself look like the better person? We love Jon!!
52. Divole - November 13, 2009 6:06 AM
Deadly boring...
53. Dyslexic Cnut - November 13, 2009 7:24 AM
LMAO @ #47 Damnit you're correct!
54. 1derwoman - November 13, 2009 9:41 AM
God, I'm so sick of this fat, ugly DOUCHE! I only came here to leave the comment of OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO!
55. sexchill - November 13, 2009 9:46 AM
Is it really? I never heard of that! Frustrated by being still single and not finding your Mr. Right? I know a hot and interesting place for wealthy people and their admirers named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.
56. Jamaicafest - November 13, 2009 10:21 AM
Oh no, not another celebrity sex tape!!!
57. Exotica - November 13, 2009 10:41 AM
Less fat ugly douchebags and more shirtless, well built hunks!!!
58. CaptainMorgan - November 13, 2009 12:52 PM
Is it me or does this guy look like another douche bag we all know (in pic.#1)?
Kinda like the Sham-Wow creep. Both like cheap and easy women (read unattractive).
59. Jenna - November 13, 2009 1:32 PM
I'd actually buy a Jon Gosselin sex tape. That would be fucking hilarious. I'd throw a party, get everyone entirely inebriated, and then bring on the horror flick. :-D
60. grossedout - November 13, 2009 5:20 PM
Coke heads=loser.
No wonder his family is gone to shit.
Most humans can't handle $$ power or fame- look what this IDIOT did with his.
Get money - get big head- -do drugs-get head from dumb chicks- instead of focusing on family and fixing relationship- think I'm too cool- show whole world I am just another idiot with a ego and dick that makes my decsions for me in stead of using my heart and mind to do what is right and best- for me, my family and my kids.
Good going sport!
61. megan - November 14, 2009 1:15 AM
i like how his tie has penises on it... suits him perfectly
62. Amber - November 14, 2009 1:35 AM
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, please don't let this be true!
63. ARRGGHH - November 16, 2009 3:50 PM
Thanks a lot, 'Fish. Now I've got THAT image in my head.
64. jon gosselin is a choad - November 16, 2009 3:53 PM
Stupid grinnin' ass motherfucker.
65. What an ass - November 16, 2009 3:58 PM
How much money has this douchebag wasted and he can't even get a real fucking suit? And if you choose to wear a sport coat, don't pair black with blue pants, you stupid putz. Grow up and get a clue, you atv ridin', dirty t-shirt wearin' youth wannabe.
66. Busdriver Stu - November 16, 2009 4:00 PM
STOP KILLING MY SOUL
67. d - November 17, 2009 8:30 PM
maybe he should snort a little more and then he wouldnt be so chunky
68. Alice - November 20, 2009 1:40 AM
I'm so grossed out right now....I need about a gallon of brain bleach. It's bad enough that every time I look at his 8 kids I'm reminded that Jon Gosselin got it on with somebody. Now the act itself is on tape? There is no god.