Nov 20 2009The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged in some sort of epic ab battle where the only real loser is all of us who will never get to touch them. -- Wow, I honestly didn't set out to drive people to suicide, yet here we are. My bad.
- Added Miranda Kerr whose ass should've been the top pic. I've failed you.
- Added Selita Ebanks because I hope Nick Cannon is reading and sobbing in his butler outfit. This isn't how you make Mariah's sandwich.
- Added Doutzen Kroes. Do I really have to explain why?

Reader Comments
1. maria beatrice forte - November 20, 2009 12:47 PM
first!!!
2. yum - November 20, 2009 12:47 PM
boring.....
(frist?)
3. maria beatrice forte - November 20, 2009 12:49 PM
and yes...boring
4. Fyvush Finkel - November 20, 2009 12:50 PM
These bitches are all tendon and gristle.
5. Fyvush Finkel - November 20, 2009 12:53 PM
These bitches are all tendon and gristle.
6. A.G - November 20, 2009 12:53 PM
Alessandra Ambrosio always looks too skinny, but what happened to Marisa Miller? She always used to look so full and healthy and voluptuous. She's looking totally emaciated and bony here. Sad.
7. lennie - November 20, 2009 12:57 PM
they're kind of scary looking. but i'd still take their bodies over my own lol lets be honest.
8. Nathanville - November 20, 2009 1:02 PM
Someone needs to introduce these ladies to a freaking cheeseburger! they look like someone stapled a pair of fake tits to a toothpick and threw some lingere on them! GROSS!
9. who dat - November 20, 2009 1:14 PM
This show needs fresh meat. These hags are past their expiration date & most have dropped out babies. Time to send them to the unemployment line.
10. dk - November 20, 2009 1:20 PM
Omg, ugly fucking whores. Than im clicking through in vile disgust and I jumped out my damn chair when the jiga-BOO popped up, lmfao! Where they get her from... Next time place her pictures in the bag of the bus!
11. dk - November 20, 2009 1:20 PM
Omg, ugly fucking whores. Then im clicking through in vile disgust and I jumped out my damn chair when the jiga-BOO popped up, lmfao! Where they get her from... Next time place her pictures in the back of the bus!
12. TetterkeT - November 20, 2009 1:21 PM
Dirty, filthy sluts.
13. who dat - November 20, 2009 1:24 PM
The only hot pictures are 19 & 21
14. sameoldsameold - November 20, 2009 1:30 PM
looks like a bird crashed into miranda kerr's ass. besides that: agent provocateur kicks victoria's ass.
15. pickle - November 20, 2009 1:34 PM
insanely hot? i don't think so.
16. jelloshot - November 20, 2009 1:37 PM
what a bunch of haters!!! so what there fuckin skinny they have to be to do this....dont be mad cuz their getting paid and ur not
17. jelloshot - November 20, 2009 1:39 PM
what a bunch of haters!!! so what there fuckin skinny they have to be to do this....dont be mad cuz their getting paid and ur not
18. John - November 20, 2009 1:40 PM
why are they filty whores? they're beautiful girls. Stop hating you fucking pinkos. Geeeeeez.
19. banana brain - November 20, 2009 1:43 PM
these r some of the most beautiful women i have ever seen..i cantg believe all these jealous people bashing them..why cant people just love one anothers gorgeousness. doutzen kroes and miranda ker r my favorite i think they r insane looking..and miranda kers ass is hot fucking insanley hot! i wonder how much cellulite that person with the bird comment has? get over yourself. these girls r beautiful.
20. laurens - November 20, 2009 1:46 PM
marissa miller got SKINNYY... I liked her better before : /
21. F*ckRandal - November 20, 2009 1:47 PM
Right on #19...a bunch of fucking haters on this site. I'm not sure if ppl hate because they know they will never look like that, or have a chance with anyone that looks like that or if ppl hate the fact that none of these chicks get out of bed for less than 30k a day...
keep hatin' bitches
22. Parker - November 20, 2009 1:51 PM
I would happily buttfuck any one of these girls.
Or all of them.
23. sunshine - November 20, 2009 1:57 PM
OMG, I feel like I'm channeling Randal here, but if wishes came true, I'd gladly trade bodies with any of these beautiful women. The folks finding fault here? Go get a mirror or picture of your last date and, place it beside your monitor - do a quick comparison. Most will fail miserably, including me.
24. Luz - November 20, 2009 1:59 PM
I find them too skinny as well. Go ahead and bash me with your internet bravery but speaking for myself, as a naturally curvy and fit woman, they just don't look healthy. I think they are beautiful women and am not trying to put them down but most men I know what something to grab on to. Just MHO.
25. Fat Chicks Suck - November 20, 2009 2:10 PM
Too skinny? How fat and stupid are you people? Look at the muscle tone on these girls! Just because they have a low bodyfat percentage doesn't mean they aren't in amazing shape. Also, very few (if any) of these girls have implants.
If you don't think Miranda's ass is ridiculously hot you're either gay, in denial, or a jealous hag.
Man I'm sick of jealous fat idiots. If people wanted to look at out-of-shape saggy bodies they could just go to any beach in America. The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is a nice break from shitty reality.
26. Pet Society Help - November 20, 2009 2:26 PM
Nice, makes me want to work hard to become a millionaire.
27. Buddha - November 20, 2009 2:54 PM
It is okay, but not too impressed...they could all use a few sandwiches. Yeah, some muscle tone is hot, along with womanly curves.but 8 pack abs are better in women's bodybuilding, not in many men's fantasies.
Marissa: get out of the radiation..girl: your skin is looking weathered!
Otherwise they are all pretty and people are just jealous..
However I would take a Salma Hayek or Halle Berry or the Old Cindy Crawford/Christie Brinkley over any of them ay day..In my humble opinion!
Bring back real sexy vixens, not twigs with some push up magic..lol
28. fagballs - November 20, 2009 3:03 PM
Most of these bit*hes are waaaaaaaaaay too skinny.
29. big teeth - November 20, 2009 3:13 PM
What freaking barn did these horse faces escape from?
30. katie - November 20, 2009 3:17 PM
Suck it, Miranda- my ass is better.
31. Jammy - November 20, 2009 3:18 PM
Wow, whats up with the worn leathery looking skin? especially Alessandra and Marissa, and i so agree with #9, with so many younger better looking girls out there, why would they need to use these has beens. Does anyone remember when victorias secret models used to actually be hot?
32. v tard - November 20, 2009 3:19 PM
Alessandra and Marisa look starved. All tendons and no body fat like @4 said. Kinda like those hairless Sphynx cats.
@6 is right, Marisa still has a nice face but...what happened?
I never noticed Alessandra kinda has a man face under all that make-up.
Miranda looks the most natural and attractive here. Probably because she's naturally skinny, so there's no freaky cat-like muscle tone. Her skin is smooth and she has no ass. In other words she looks normal, just on the skinny side.
Selita does nothing for me. She's average looking.
Doutzen is the only other natural looking girl. Actually has some meat on her thighs though a bit squarish in the middle with that zero waist. Cute face, especially when she smiles.
33. katie - November 20, 2009 3:24 PM
Doutzen Kroes is a fat slut.
34. melissa - November 20, 2009 3:31 PM
Why isn't adrianna on here? She's the hottest one!!!
35. melissa - November 20, 2009 3:31 PM
Why isn't adrianna on here? She's the hottest one!!!
36. Lisa - November 20, 2009 3:32 PM
Laetitia Casta and Stephanie Seymour are the perfect examples of what a Victoria's Secret model should look like, curvaceous. These women are too damn skinny.
37. crazypants - November 20, 2009 3:40 PM
@4 - right on - these women look great if they're training to compete in the half-marathon, but I thought they were supposed to me lingerie models - how about some curves?
They might as well put a bunch of prima ballerinas up there - they're attractive and in fantastic shape, but most guys aren't clamoring to see them half-naked.
38. kpatra - November 20, 2009 3:42 PM
too many young skinny white ladies wearing stripper glitter. boring.
39. julesk - November 20, 2009 3:49 PM
They actually do look too skinny but obviously they are supermodels and their faces are gorgeous. Doutzen and Miranda look like they are naturally that skinny, but the other girls look like they starved themselves. Check out pics of Lindsay Ellingson on some of the other websites. It looks like she is going to keel over and die. Her hip bones are protruding out like a foot.
40. chango666 - November 20, 2009 4:14 PM
I didn't like the negro one . . .
41. Orlando Bloom likes it in the butt - November 20, 2009 4:21 PM
Miranda Kerr, what ass? She has no ass.
42. Jen - November 20, 2009 4:26 PM
@ 29, LMAO
43. Prom Dresses - November 20, 2009 4:27 PM
So very hot and inspirasional.
44. F*ckRandal - November 20, 2009 4:33 PM
@24 "as a naturally curvy and fit woman"
Most men read that as fat...just save yourself a few seconds of typing and just use "fat" in the future.
45. The truth is - November 20, 2009 4:38 PM
Victoria Secret is going down
What happened to all the beautiful curvaceous girls?
these girls are ugly!!!!
and have ugly bodies
its time for some fresh meat VS
46. Omar - November 20, 2009 4:53 PM
Amazing. Look at those abs on the girls. Miranda's ass is amazing too. They are all stunning, it's just chubby and fat girls or guys who can't get that type of girl who are angry. Tight bodies, low body fat percentage.
47. kornemuz - November 20, 2009 6:22 PM
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48. noseringgirl - November 20, 2009 6:29 PM
apparently you've got a lot of fat lonely housewives/guys that will only ever bone fat lonely housewives reading this shit, judging by how much everyone is bashing the most gorgeous women on earth. Just because some of us have the self-control to not become obese, and to actually maintain slender, natural figures doesn't mean all you fatties need to hate to make yourselves feel better...seriously? go for a walk instead of commenting about how beautiful women need to eat cheeseburgers. good gravy
49. noseringgirl - November 20, 2009 6:31 PM
bee tee dubs, thanks for the pics, Superficial writer...you're my hero
50. M. - November 20, 2009 6:45 PM
They have the bodies of young boys with bolt on tits, how can a real man find this appealing? They have pretty faces but they need more meat on them.
51. THAT IS A MAN - November 20, 2009 7:02 PM
Pic # 1: THAT is a MAN!!!! are you fucking kidding me? Look at that man jaw, man thighs and poor excuse for boobs. That's the tranniest tranny I ever did see and I've seen a lot on this site.
52. Me 2 - November 20, 2009 7:17 PM
I always have to give props to the lovely Marisa Miller. Look at the second picture of her! Holy smokes!
53. Jake - November 20, 2009 7:49 PM
What I am witnessing here is this is just not up to par with past Victoria's secret shows, in other words they don't look as good as they used to. I don't think anyone is jealous, unless you have real extreme self-esteem issues. These are models that are supposed to be the most beautiful woman on the planet, and they just haven't convinced me, I just don't see it at all from these photos. Maybe in the past, but now they are failing miserably, by using the same models over and over again that have had children already.
54. Mr. Photoshop Man - November 20, 2009 8:14 PM
Now you are seeing 1st hand what these models look like before I work my magic. I get my work cut out for me with these broads. Damn shame I thought it would be easier to just get younger, better looking models, but no they rather use me...oh well atleast I have a job unlike most people that come on this site...cheers everyone! Take care!
55. coach handbags - November 20, 2009 9:26 PM
She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), "The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure". I think we can measure it - a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she'll be juuuust fine.
56. coach handbags - November 20, 2009 9:26 PM
She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), "The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure". I think we can measure it - a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she'll be juuuust fine.
57. weight loss - November 20, 2009 9:29 PM
She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), "The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure". I think we can measure it - a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she'll be juuuust fine.
58. Bob - November 20, 2009 9:39 PM
Doutzen Kroes reminds me of Denise Richards. Anybody else see this too?
59. Hank - November 20, 2009 9:53 PM
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60. _me - November 21, 2009 12:22 AM
Agreed, too damn skinny.
And seriously, WTF is up with all of that extra crap they are supposed to carry down the runway? It started out as cute little angel wings and now they have to carry fake tree shit and nonsense dayglow plastic drafting triangles.
Shame on VS. Shame...
61. Blech - November 21, 2009 1:51 AM
Haters, please go play in traffic. At rush hour.
The girls look great. The fashions? M'eh. They're OK.
62. fagballs - November 21, 2009 9:40 AM
Some of these girls need to start a strict diet straight away and lose 40 pounds each!!!! Just look at them! There is still flesh on their bones!!! That´s disgusting! Loose some weight you fat bit*hes! Just because clothes are available in other sizes than Zero, doesn´t mean you have to fill it! Damn, I hate those fat model-cows rolling all their flesh over the runway! YUK! LOOK!!!! SOME EVEN HAVE HUGE TITS AND ASSES!!!! I can´t take it anymore, I need to lose 5 pounds right now, just looking at all that flesh on display makes me feel like I´m putting on weight! I wanna keep my perfect 20 Pounds ...
/satire.
63. DudeLooksLikeLady - November 21, 2009 12:46 PM
Looks yummy to me....
64. Aims - November 21, 2009 1:39 PM
marissa miller is soooo cute! Look at her adorable little bum! LOL. I do agree tho, some of them look tranny like... most are really pretty tho. I don't think the majority of them are too skinny. Most are just slim. I think we have a bunch of jelous fatties on this site! :)
65. lisa - November 21, 2009 1:59 PM
Was there, the show was amazing. The girls look great. Very exciting to see Heidi come out. Marissa does look very skinny I wonder what happen to her? But over all the show was nice, Black Eye Peas perform two song they were fun and very entertaining.
66. lisa - November 21, 2009 2:03 PM
Was there. The show was great. The girls look amazing. Marissa has loss a lot of weight...what happen? Black Eye Peas open the show, they were fun and entertaining. They came out a second time and Fergie looked great in her green bustier outfit, the she should have been modeling. Loved the Show.
67. n - November 21, 2009 3:41 PM
Agree with no 9. They are too old, with sun damaged skin.. Marissa Miller became a model 10 years too late, and Alessandra is starting to look like a guy.
68. oneill - November 21, 2009 7:36 PM
duuuuuude these girls have all gotten way skinnier over the years. heidi's the only one who looks good, and they won't even let her model.
69. oneill - November 21, 2009 7:37 PM
duuuuuude these girls have all gotten way skinnier over the years. heidi's the only one who looks good, and they won't even let her model. the rest are too skeletor looking to be even remotely attractive. unless you're into banging bags of bones. in which case....go necrophilia! cuz dead girls can't say "no".
70. indoChick - November 22, 2009 5:46 AM
Victoria models are never diel
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73. mk - November 22, 2009 12:47 PM
sad that this is called sexy. there are no hourglass lovelies here.......
74. Darth - November 22, 2009 7:17 PM
Victoria's secret models.models with an ass.New slogan?!
75. Boogeyman King Dong - November 22, 2009 7:23 PM
Who's Victoria?! Anybody knows?!
76. Nero - November 22, 2009 7:29 PM
Is Victoria their pimp in charge?!
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83. gracen - November 23, 2009 7:17 AM
I've seen hotter women walking down the street. The only people who think these 'models' are 'fit and healthy' bodies are those with excessive body ISSUES themselves.
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89. Erin - November 24, 2009 12:12 AM
This is the best show in the world.
90. Stacy - November 24, 2009 12:16 AM
I love women and men and fashion shows just like this.
91. Nelia - November 24, 2009 1:01 AM
Did Miranda Kerr get breast implants??? it looks like it...
92. perk - November 25, 2009 10:10 AM
Doutzen has the most beautiful face...not really the body for this show though. I like Miranda Kerr's body the best. Marissa's body used to be absolute perfection, but she looks a little like beef jerky now.
93. margaux - November 25, 2009 11:14 PM
I am pretty disappointed with this as well as the Christmas catalog. My complaint is not about the skinny...It is this, if I wanted to see this, I would go to the grocery store. I look forward to each new season and the beauty that will grace the runway & pages. This was disheartening. Are you trying to appeal to the everyday girl so you sell more product? Keep lowering the standard & you will watch even more people fall short. I'm just saying. Bring me a dream angel for Christmas. Thanks.
94. barb - November 27, 2009 2:14 PM
wow, I'm not perfect but those pics made me feel great about my body, those chicks are skinny but they have weird leg shapes, all of them!
95. CHoc DOnut - November 27, 2009 8:20 PM
There's a difference between skinny and hot. THere's also a difference between mommy and hot, though a few pull it off. It just seems to be inevitable that once a woman gives herself totally to maintaining her looks as she ages, she takes it to far. its like selling your sould to the devil. A Bunch of these hags could easily carry another 15 pounds. It might not be their choices, though, its prob the fucking old vag or old gay directors who keep telling them they need to lose weight. Its one thing on clothes, but in iingerie and swimsuits, give me a break. WHo are the fucking agents? I would fire the entire lot, and go out in any city in the world, I could find 15 hotter women. GRanted, they wouldnt know how to walk yet, but JEEZUS!!!. FIRE THE OLDIES!!
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97. wine club - December 2, 2009 6:56 PM
One of the best days of the year!
98. kathleen - December 3, 2009 5:33 PM
Miranda Kerr is a dirty slutty cunt ass bitch!!
99. JJ - December 10, 2009 4:36 PM
I think these ladies are gorgeous and I can't imagine how much time and effort they've put in to get ab muscles like that! That's some kind of crazy motivation I may never have.
100. r4i card - December 10, 2009 11:58 PM
Hi ,
The girls look great. The fashions? M'eh. They're OK.
101. Janice - December 12, 2009 12:03 PM
I love Mirander Kerr. She's gorgeous and all you people saying these chicks are sluts, jealous much? Just because they're hot doesn't mean they sleep around you dumbasses. Get a life.
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