Nov 16 2009Shayne Lamas gets DUI, immediately issues press release
Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity:
"Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing," Lamas tells E! News. "However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite.
"I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself."
Really? A potentially lethal DUI to get some press? Has Shayne Lamas never heard about sex tapes before? I mean, shit, her dad was married to Shauna Sand. I assumed that was their first step-mother/daughter talk. "You're practicing to become a talented actress so you'll make it in this town? HAHAHAHA! Go get the camcorder."
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. Hash - November 16, 2009 9:37 AM
1000th
2. stupid - November 16, 2009 9:45 AM
Who the hell is this??.
3. Ruby - November 16, 2009 9:48 AM
Excuse me? This broad has 'fans'?! First of all, who is this bitch? Secondly, I know dragqueens who look classier? Overdoing the eye make-up much?
4. erik - November 16, 2009 9:59 AM
Can we just start calling them "Reality Whores" now?
Seriously, they're not "stars." They're just total famewhores trying to live (or outlive) their 15 minutes.
5. pdxfacehole - November 16, 2009 10:02 AM
Fans? She has fans?
6. pdxfacehole - November 16, 2009 10:02 AM
Fans? She has fans?
7. andy7171 - November 16, 2009 10:04 AM
Well after seeing those pictures, count me as a fan.
8. Puke - November 16, 2009 10:07 AM
Damn that bitch is orange!
9. salsa - November 16, 2009 10:08 AM
Se would make a GREAT porn star. I mean, look at that face!
10. pdxfacehole - November 16, 2009 10:13 AM
Her legs look a banged up. Must've been a rough week.
11. Jose - November 16, 2009 10:18 AM
Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch
12. Jose - November 16, 2009 10:18 AM
Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch
13. Jose - November 16, 2009 10:18 AM
Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch
14. pdxfacehole - November 16, 2009 10:18 AM
Hey she kind of looks like what's her face.....Heidi & Spencer Pratthole.
15. cc - November 16, 2009 10:34 AM
"Her legs look a banged up"
Doggy style on a hard floor will do that.
Seriously, I think she might be the first Z-list celebrity.
16. Jrz - November 16, 2009 10:37 AM
She's also over the legal limit for allowable fame time
17. Racer X - November 16, 2009 11:12 AM
Irony.
18. cortez - November 16, 2009 11:19 AM
She looks ready for "The Shocker".
19. All I Know - November 16, 2009 12:24 PM
If this girl asked me to fuck her. I would.
20. PabloHoney - November 16, 2009 12:50 PM
Who?
Maybe she can hook up with Erik Estrada's offspring, and they can go on a bender that nobody will give a fuck about.
21. Christina - November 16, 2009 1:01 PM
I'll refrain from the obvious comments about this...person... having fans and anyone caring about her, but I just have to say that the whole "I had one drink" thing is getting old. A single drink raises the BAC of an average person by 0.02-0.05% which they would burn off in 1-2 hours. So even if she had just one drink, she would not be at the legal limit. If her drink was actually massive, with multiple shots but it's still technically a drink in one glass, she should know that alcoholic drinks are measured by the amount of alcohol, not the actual number of beverages consumed. For example, a 12oz drink with 1 shot of alcohol is one drink. A 12oz drink with 3 shots of alcohol is 3 dinks, even though the volume is the same.
22. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 16, 2009 1:01 PM
from the size of her it looks like she drinks a lot more than one at a time
23. What's All This? - November 16, 2009 1:27 PM
"I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans. . . "
that made me laugh real hard. oh silly girl...if that's what helps you sleep at night...
24. Cal - November 16, 2009 1:27 PM
She is a hot little bitch.
25. Men everywhere - November 16, 2009 1:34 PM
She is the opposite of the words hot and sexy. Please don't report on this fat cow anymore.
26. cc - November 16, 2009 1:35 PM
"she should know that alcoholic drinks are measured by the amount of alcohol"
Good one Christina! Math like that is waaaaay beyond her modest capabilities.
27. Rancid - November 16, 2009 2:17 PM
"I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans"
What kind of "role" are we talking about? If the role is being a blocky, orange, duck-lipped no-talent annoying hoor with man-hands, then yeah, she's a great model.
28. Me - November 16, 2009 4:43 PM
ANyone knows where that top is from?
29. Charles Kane - November 16, 2009 8:05 PM
She apologises to HERSELF in a press release to the world!
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31. Pete O'file - November 16, 2009 8:45 PM
Who?
32. Who - November 16, 2009 10:30 PM
There are hotter bitches who get DUIs every day. Stop posting nobodys.
33. D - November 16, 2009 10:56 PM
She looks like the type who will blow you in the parking lot at closing time.
34. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 17, 2009 7:07 AM
Yeah...... that crap about "1 drink" is about as believable as your spray-on tan..........
35. yo - November 17, 2009 8:48 AM
in pic number 4 u can just tell that girl looking up at her is like glad that aint me.
36. Sam - November 18, 2009 4:13 AM
I have literally no idea, who the hell this orange, thick-thighed, small-breasted tart is. But I'm certain of a one thing, and that is that she certainly does not have any "fans".
Also, who the says they are a "ROLE MODEL TO THEIR FRIENDS"?????
37. Duke Steele - November 18, 2009 3:05 PM
Oh good. A press release. I hoped she would put one out to explain her behavior herself and not subject us to actual NEWS from actual NEWS sources. After all, she is a very important person and needs to keep up appearances because everyone LOVES her and we need to know the truth about a D list actors daughter so we can admire her even more. Go Shayne! America's sweetheart that we never heard of until Daddy got a REALITY show. PS: DOUCHEBAG!!!