Nov 12 2009Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart relationship confirmed by Catherine Hardwicke
And Catherine Hardwicke just signed Kristen Stewart's death warrant. In a new interview with Time, the Twilight director confirms Kristen and Robert Pattinson's hand-holding heard 'round the world most likely ended in pale sex that night:
By all accounts, the chemistry between the two leads was intense, maybe too intense. "After I cast him, I told Rob, Don't even think about having a romance with her," Hardwicke says. "She's under 18. You will be arrested." It was the beginning of the real-life are-they-aren't-they, did-they-didn't-they speculation that is now an ongoing subplot of the Twilight story. "I didn't have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say," Hardwicke says. "But in terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn't happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, O.K., I've got to give this a go and really try to be with this person."
It's a good thing I wasn't directing this movie because if Rob Pattinson asked me if he could bang an underage Kristen Stewart, I'd not only say "yes" but offer to be his lookout. Mostly so I could turn him into the police and end this goddamn shrieking insanity before it even started. But, hey, we can't all be epic saviors of humanity.

Reader Comments
1. mikamassacre - November 12, 2009 5:25 PM
Who cares!!!!!
2. See Alice - November 12, 2009 5:25 PM
Who ?
3. first - November 12, 2009 5:25 PM
first
4. AJ - November 12, 2009 5:25 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG!!! I can't believe they're really together! I just hope they can make.... wait. I actually don't give a shit about them.
5. Taz - November 12, 2009 5:47 PM
Why do u put these trashy people on here
6. pimp - November 12, 2009 5:47 PM
Hey Superficial, go fuck yourself for wasting my time with this shit!
7. Catani - November 12, 2009 5:51 PM
Actually...who gives a shit about these two except maybe underaged bangable teenagers. He has the face of a monkey....and her...well..she's just plain. Obviously I don't give a shit about either of them. May they rott in peace.
8. pimp - November 12, 2009 5:57 PM
Do some real work and find me that Carrie Prejean bang vid. Real news...
9. aMY - November 12, 2009 6:13 PM
She is so freaking lucky. Booo on her. One night with him=I die happy.
10. Sammi - November 12, 2009 6:27 PM
The last paragraph makes it for me. I officially love you Superficial Writer, and I will have your children.
11. Jenna - November 12, 2009 6:54 PM
sometimes Rob does look weird but he looks sooo fuckin hot in twilight...so bangable!!
12. Randal(l) - November 12, 2009 6:55 PM
While I agree with your sentiment #8, this site isn't just for getting pornography for degenerates of legal age like you or me (you may not be a degenerate, but me, the shit I'm into would make a midget gimp cry) the superficial is catering to the sexual fantasies of underage girls (again not unlike degenerates like you and me) to pander to a larger audience
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13. Posh - November 12, 2009 6:55 PM
He's a likable character in Twilight. But, he looks very unhygienic irl -__-. I'd fuck the vampire-him.
14. etr - November 12, 2009 7:09 PM
It's an odd thing to pour fuel on a fire whilst (yes I wrote whilst) lamenting it's continued burning. Just saying.
15. -PaNTsMaN- - November 12, 2009 7:14 PM
Imagine Robert Pattinson's with something massive sitting on top of his head...... that's what my cock and balls looks like.
16. BorninNewYorkinlennoxhillof86 - November 12, 2009 7:21 PM
Man they look soo stoned lmao
Everyone knows Kristen is a pothead..
17. Insatiable Peter - November 12, 2009 7:24 PM
I just took a shit.
18. meemee 78 - November 12, 2009 7:25 PM
could someone please get her some clothes that fit properly. She is constantly wearing the most ill fitting, unflattering outfits!
19. meemee 78 - November 12, 2009 7:25 PM
could someone please get her some clothes that fit properly. She is constantly wearing the most ill fitting, unflattering outfits!
20. Spoonman - November 12, 2009 7:46 PM
They are bat shit ugly. I'm with plenty of others, I could do without the uggos.
21. stupid - November 12, 2009 7:50 PM
Exactly, who the hell cares.
22. Rachel - November 12, 2009 8:03 PM
A lot of people care, actually.
23. Pete O'file - November 12, 2009 8:19 PM
There was a fingernail in my movement this morning
24. da Hot one - November 12, 2009 8:25 PM
can we make suggestions fish of things we would like to see on this site? I would like to see Jake Pavelka, the new Bachelor!! YUMMY!!
25. Dre - November 12, 2009 8:26 PM
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27. Donny - November 12, 2009 8:32 PM
Nice looking chick but damn...go buy some titties.
28. alyssa - November 12, 2009 8:43 PM
since the guys always complain about the girls being jealous... i think the guys are jealous now... because he is sooooooo fuckable
29. Jason Barrett - November 12, 2009 8:46 PM
If this is true I don't think she is the best person to confirm that first a director is a person an actor trust and it will be so wrong for her to talk about something so private and is no her business like is no ours nobody will trust her if she talk about their personal life like that.
30. lola - November 12, 2009 9:24 PM
The only thing I noticed were those candy red shoes that remind me of Christmas.
31. LT81 - November 12, 2009 9:27 PM
I look like I could be her older, paler sister - do you think he'd ditch her for me? I've got a good 10 years' experience on her! Yes, I know my way around a pasty, nervous young man...Rob? *wink*
32. Dr. Phil - November 12, 2009 9:41 PM
Only possible scenario: she buttfucked him with a 12" strapon. At his request.
33. Jay - November 12, 2009 10:22 PM
She looks like she needs to take a bath
34. stupid - November 12, 2009 11:17 PM
22. Rachel, if you care about this than you are one big fucking LOSER.
35. Kittty Tango - November 12, 2009 11:35 PM
YES!!!!!!! But seriously. I'm happy for them =)
36. BEAR - November 12, 2009 11:42 PM
haha, yeah, pretty jealous. tip of the hat
37. Sam - November 12, 2009 11:44 PM
Sweet! Although Hardwicke needs to stfu and gtfo, I'm still happy to have confirmation of the most gorgeous couple on the planet. The only crime would be if they were NOT dating.
38. Sam - November 12, 2009 11:44 PM
Sweet! Although Hardwicke needs to stfu and gtfo, I'm still happy to have confirmation of the most gorgeous couple on the planet. The only crime would be if they were NOT dating.
39. HEYO - November 12, 2009 11:44 PM
Does anyone know what kind of shoes those are?????????????????
40. Mick - November 13, 2009 12:43 AM
The only two things they share are Twilight and reefer.
41. just - November 13, 2009 1:20 AM
So the director takes private conversations and makes them public.. classy.
Underage? Not where Rob come from!
42. Christina - November 13, 2009 1:38 AM
Seriously, why the fuck does everyone talk about the "intense" chemistry between those two in the first Twilight movie? Their chemistry was nothing special. It was acceptable but it wasn't anywhere near the amazingness they describe. So fucking stupid.
Anyway, I'm so sick of the constant overexposure of Twilight. Seriously, once these movies fucking end the actors will fade into obscurity (thank God). Neither one is attractive, especially Kristen Stewart, who is painfully plain. Normally I'd be good with an average looking actress for once (hell, there are TONS of average looking male actors but very few females) but she isn't really talented and she seems like a bitch. She always acts like she doesn't want to be there and it's just like, dude, shut the hell up. You CHOSE to be an actor and yet you're going to complain about it nonstop? Get over yourself and do theater or small indie movies if you want, not huge franchises.
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44. D - November 13, 2009 3:57 AM
Oooh love her shoes.
45. christmas presents - November 13, 2009 4:39 AM
Really nice pair i must say . I like the chemistry of both the stars. Really awesome man. Thanks..
46. Lugh - November 13, 2009 5:56 AM
I don't see what all of the hubbubb is about this girl. She's cute for, say, a 12-year old, but she's not that pretty. Tell me this douche is banging Heather Brooke or some other incarnation of a real woman and then I'll be impressed. I don't need to know about them having weird, emo sex.
47. Jaycee - November 13, 2009 9:03 AM
The shoes are Christian Louboutins... The sole is red... just like all louboutins =) They're like $600 or so...
48. sexchill - November 13, 2009 9:44 AM
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49. meh - November 13, 2009 11:26 AM
yeah ugly guys are jealous of him!!!jealousy is not a female prerogative
50. EricLR - November 13, 2009 11:29 AM
They don't have sex. They just sit around all night cutting themselves and crying about how tough it is to be rich and famous. Then they get up in the morning, listen to some emo music, and head down to Hot Topic for some shopping. And later in the day, when she's not looking, he heads off to the local gay nightclub.
51. M - November 13, 2009 11:31 AM
YEAH. RIGHT. while *promoting a movie* the director would NEVER say just about ANYTHING to save her rotten flick from flopping. I hate all the twihype and I hate producers for exploring this forced connection between the leads. it's CHEAP
52. Naopleon - November 13, 2009 12:39 PM
Okay Fish, dont post anymore of these two, because well, they are much too good to be on this rotten site with frustrated commenters.
Magazines would sell you ur own shit and people would buy it. How shamelessly they write these false articles. Catherine Hardwicke would not say any of these things, because she actually has a brain. Why would you spill something about someone if you cant even win. She has only directed the first of the installment, not the second New Moon, so she does not gain any publicity for Twilight with that. If she was was even twisted enough to spill someone elses secrets, she would not win in this situation.
Kristen is not plain, she is gorgeous, has beautiful skin and eyes too. She isnt your ordinary Megan Fox, skankish and surgeon made. She is a classic beauty. About Rob you cant even say anything, that man is sex period.
53. Napoleon - November 13, 2009 12:39 PM
Okay Fish, dont post anymore of these two, because well, they are much too good to be on this rotten site with frustrated commenters.
Magazines would sell you ur own shit and people would buy it. How shamelessly they write these false articles. Catherine Hardwicke would not say any of these things, because she actually has a brain. Why would you spill something about someone if you cant even win. She has only directed the first of the installment, not the second New Moon, so she does not gain any publicity for Twilight with that. If she was was even twisted enough to spill someone elses secrets, she would not win in this situation.
Kristen is not plain, she is gorgeous, has beautiful skin and eyes too. She isnt your ordinary Megan Fox, skankish and surgeon made. She is a classic beauty. About Rob you cant even say anything, that man is sex period.
54. NOTMYTYPE - November 13, 2009 3:48 PM
HE MAKES BRAD PITT HOT AGAIN !!!!!! I DO NOT THINK THIS GUY IS EVEN CUTE !!!!!!! HE LOOKS GOOD IN THE MOVIE BUT NOT IN THESE PICS !!!!!!! AND SHE IS JUST A DORK !!!!!!!!!!!
55. NOTMYTYPE - November 13, 2009 3:48 PM
HE MAKES BRAD PITT HOT AGAIN !!!!!! I DO NOT THINK THIS GUY IS EVEN CUTE !!!!!!! HE LOOKS GOOD IN THE MOVIE BUT NOT IN THESE PICS !!!!!!! AND SHE IS JUST A DORK !!!!!!!!!!!
56. NOTMYTYPE - November 13, 2009 3:48 PM
HE MAKES BRAD PITT HOT AGAIN !!!!!! I DO NOT THINK THIS GUY IS EVEN CUTE !!!!!!! HE LOOKS GOOD IN THE MOVIE BUT NOT IN THESE PICS !!!!!!! AND SHE IS JUST A DORK !!!!!!!!!!!
57. gotmilk? - November 13, 2009 4:24 PM
51, she directed the first movie, not this one.
LOL at 50.
i couldn't cares less about these two as a couple, but i'd still eff him silly.
58. leid-girl - November 13, 2009 5:14 PM
he is SO NOT hot. werewolf is hotter. way hotter.
And her.........looks like every other girl on the street. And her shoulders and neck area is built like a football player's. She looks...........too manly.
movies make ANYONE look hot. That is their job. No one goes to the movies and says...hey, did you see Sharon Stone? She looked pretty FUCKING UGLY. Um, no.
59. Jenna - November 13, 2009 8:47 PM
Is she sporting a mullet?
60. mee - November 13, 2009 9:27 PM
i hate twilight and anyone who likes it, but the whole "most likely ended in pale sex that night" thing made me lmao
61. fush - November 13, 2009 11:05 PM
I love Twilight but hate whoever likes it. But the pale sex comment made me lol too.
62. Amber - November 14, 2009 1:23 AM
She always looks like she is in pain.
63. K-Stupid Hater - November 15, 2009 12:11 AM
That bitch is U-G-L-Y. Built like a 12-year-old boy and with not an iota of the charm.
He's fucking gorgeous though, I'd love him up something good.
64. Mo - November 15, 2009 11:20 AM
Did she even brush her hair to go to this event? She looks like she just rolled out of bed.
and lol @ 50.
65. yeast infection drugs - November 15, 2009 12:19 PM
why don't people like her? cause she's not blond and showing off lots of flesh.
Grow up people - she is au naturel and she can act - enough said.
66. Foot - November 16, 2009 3:08 PM
they are so ugly its really not funny
67. LOL - November 16, 2009 3:20 PM
#50 - "...when she's not looking, he heads off to the local gay nightclub."
Oh, she's looking when he heads off to that gay nightclub. She looks, and then cuts herself even more cuz he prefers that sex to the sex with her. It makes her sooooo sad.
68. eep - November 16, 2009 7:03 PM
Thing is with the whole under 18 debacle, in England the age of consent is 16. There's none of the whole over 16 but under 18 thing. So I think it's a little unfair how Robert Pattinson is portrayed as someone who preyed on someone underage, he's just been raised in a different environment. I wonder if they really did wait until the second movie.
69. kia4beauty - November 16, 2009 11:16 PM
was anyone shocked?? please.
70. ugg boots sale - November 17, 2009 6:11 AM
why don't people like her? cause she's not blond and showing off lots of flesh.
Grow up people - she is au naturel and she can act - enough said.
71. readin' gossip - November 18, 2009 1:14 AM
does she ever smile? She looks like a total bitch.
And the dude looks way too cocky & he's not really all that
72. Bitch That Comes Back Hard - November 18, 2009 4:41 PM
Who ever the hell thinks Robert P is ugly,nasty,or, trashy u better take a look in the mirror and see the thing that your talking about staring back at you BITCHS cuze you haven't seen any one that good looking like him and tip If you don't see the thing staring back at you ,you should really have your eys checked the fuck out.
73. Alice - November 20, 2009 1:35 AM
"It's a good thing I wasn't directing this movie because if Rob Pattinson asked me if he could bang an underage Kristen Stewart, I'd not only say "yes" but offer to be his lookout. Mostly so I could turn him into the police and end this goddamn shrieking insanity before it even started. But, hey, we can't all be epic saviors of humanity."
I love you for this.
74. lin - November 20, 2009 10:09 PM
why katherine would you say that robert would be arrested if he was with kristen in twilight. did you forget that she was seening and had a long time relationship with that michael guy, who is 20 years old.
75. lin - November 20, 2009 10:09 PM
why katherine would you say that robert would be arrested if he was with kristen in twilight. did you forget that she was seening and had a long time relationship with that michael guy, who is 20 years old.
76. Duke Steele - November 21, 2009 1:18 AM
I can smell them through my screen. What a dirty,trashy couple of douchebags.
77. halo - November 21, 2009 2:47 PM
Robert P is UGLY lol. He ONLY looks gd in the movie but not in real life. i wonder would anyone still want 2 watch it if he didn't put on those freakin' make up.