Nov 2 2009Rihanna: The Exploitation Event of the Season!
I can't tell what I find more disturbing about this teaser: That Rihanna is telling "her story" conveniently in time for the release of her new album, or that ABC is marketing it like it's the next Harry Potter movie. Classy.

Reader Comments
1. superbang - November 2, 2009 10:30 AM
first?
2. Dave - November 2, 2009 10:31 AM
But it's going to be about Rihanna, right?
mmmmmmmm
3. clpierced - November 2, 2009 11:11 AM
I never really did like this bitch. She needs to get pierced and tattooed liike me! then she would be really hot!!!!!
4. Stef - November 2, 2009 11:32 AM
I thought she'd be another flash in the pan one-hit wonder when I first heard Ponda Replay. Heh. Go figure.
5. havoc - November 2, 2009 11:41 AM
Special Event....JHC.
I'd laugh if that weren't so pathetic....
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6. Sheena - November 2, 2009 11:45 AM
"Special event"??!? I'm sure it'll be real special hearing about how he hit her and it hurt a lot.
7. wanks - November 2, 2009 11:46 AM
noone gives a SHIT!!! the stuff that happend to her happens to women all over the world ALL THE TIME!!
8. brooke - November 2, 2009 11:56 AM
I think you're making a big deal out of nothing, superficial writer guy.
9. brooke - November 2, 2009 11:57 AM
I think you're making a big deal out of nothing, superficial writer guy.
10. rih-anna-anna-anna-hey-hey - November 2, 2009 12:09 PM
yawn
11. Avenging angel - November 2, 2009 1:17 PM
so? dnt al artists do dat b4 deir big releases? i rememba bey talkd bwt her marriage just b4 hr launch, wats da big deal? i knw a lot of ppl who r interestd in hearin hr story.........
12. Avenging angel - November 2, 2009 1:18 PM
so? dnt al artists do dat b4 deir big releases? i rememba bey talkd bwt her marriage just b4 hr launch, wats da big deal? i knw a lot of ppl who r interestd in hearin hr story.........
13. Kristin - November 2, 2009 2:07 PM
shes not gonna say anything worth a damn. she = too stupid
14. Stephanie - November 2, 2009 2:46 PM
Oh NOW everyone is tired of hearing her whine about getting hit during a fight that SHE provoked. I guess the sympathy only lasts as long as the bruises. Maybe she should go get some more! I said it from the start. Rhianna, FUCK YOU!
15. tasha - November 2, 2009 3:19 PM
hey all you haters,
why would you get on here to talk crap nothing better to do with your life. stop harrassing her and get a life. and who cares? me i do this i all wrong what everyone has said about her. get a life!!
love you Rihanna keep your head up.
16. tasha - November 2, 2009 3:19 PM
hey all you haters,
why would you get on here to talk crap nothing better to do with your life. stop harrassing her and get a life. and who cares? me i do this i all wrong what everyone has said about her. get a life!!
love you Rihanna keep your head up.
17. Frito! - November 2, 2009 3:44 PM
Hey, Tasha, thx for the advice. I'll get a life when you get an education.
18. Ebony Cams - November 2, 2009 8:57 PM
Rihanna is looking sexy!
19. Pet Society Help - November 2, 2009 9:03 PM
At :02 I thought it was that baby gargoyle tila tequila, aka poor mans kim kardashien, what story is she gonna tell? how she bj'd record producers to get an audition? let's hear that story.
20. memoire pc - November 3, 2009 12:06 AM
Someone should tell chris brown to make an appearance. With his fists.
21. Supra TK Society - November 3, 2009 1:59 AM
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22. Keepcelineonyourside - November 4, 2009 8:30 AM
Nobody will be watching Good Morning America, at that time, they’ll all be asleep…
23. PsyKo - November 5, 2009 10:32 PM
brooke - November 2, 2009 11:56 AM
I think you're making a big deal out of nothing, superficial writer guy.
I wonder if that's why it's called The Superficial?