Nov 4 2009Rachel Bilson in Flaunt proves I really can hate Hayden Christensen more
This is Rachel Bilson in the latest issue of Flaunt. This is also what Hayden Christensen gets to see naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly acted shit on my childhood. And this is me renewing my vow to stab that bearded bastard to death with an IG-88 action figure: Now I've seen your true form, Satan. Have at you!

Reader Comments
1. http://www.popduds.com/ - November 4, 2009 9:34 PM
I'm ok with this.
2. Danklin - November 4, 2009 9:37 PM
Damn she's so fucking hot. One of my favorite celebrities. She may be as shitty an actress as Mischa Barton but at least i'd nail this chick seven ways to sunday.
3. Camera Bags - November 4, 2009 9:40 PM
She is amazing, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t think shes at least pretty.
4. Sean - November 4, 2009 9:46 PM
umm...camera bags ...I don't think she is pretty at all, very average .....and greasy here... but I do like the name camera bags you sound hot
5. Tessa - November 4, 2009 9:51 PM
I love her neck in #2. Soooo sexy.
6. Angelina Jolie - November 4, 2009 9:53 PM
no one gives a shit what you have to say camera bags! That goes to you too Danklin.
7. Girls Online - November 4, 2009 9:54 PM
No idea who this woman is, but she is looking hot in those pics!
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9. D4P - November 4, 2009 9:58 PM
These celebrity women also try to look hot in their photos and act like they want sex all the time. But I'm not falling for it.
I know they're only posing so they can get money to pay for shoes and ice cream.
10. Bill Johnson - November 4, 2009 10:06 PM
Once sat next to this girl for 3 hours on a plane. Didn't look twice. Just some scawny tiny girl. Maybe 5' 2", 100 lbs. Tried to suck up to my buddy when she thought he could help her in the biz. Kinda pathetic. He didn't see the charm either.
It would be like fucking a 6th grader.
11. farty mcshitface - November 4, 2009 10:13 PM
agreeing with posters 4&10 here. there is nothing special about this broad. if she is maybe 5'2 then, she can't weigh more than about 90 lbs.
bony legs, no calves- typical anorexic hollywood starlet.
a great big bag of unimpressive.
12. herbiefrog - November 4, 2009 10:16 PM
funny ,m...guys
13. Rex - November 4, 2009 10:29 PM
She looked a lot better before so got super skinny.
14. Jesus Juice - November 4, 2009 10:36 PM
Michael Jackson used to grab his snatch the same way.
15. turd the third - November 4, 2009 10:42 PM
What fucking ugly pictures. Time to get a real photographer, I am sure she must look better than these awful shots. Definately would NOT hit.. Skankugly..
16. the heat - November 4, 2009 10:42 PM
Isn't someone going to post that Hayden is gay for fucking a woman?
17. turd the third - November 4, 2009 10:43 PM
What fucking ugly pictures. Time to get a real photographer, I am sure she must look better than these awful shots. Definately would NOT hit.. Skankugly..
18. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 4, 2009 10:54 PM
"Beat my dick like it owes me money..."
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20. Sport - November 4, 2009 11:13 PM
lousy pics but she is smokin hot.
21. ice - November 4, 2009 11:14 PM
hehee
22. I believe I told you my name in an earlier post, thank you very much. - November 4, 2009 11:35 PM
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23. AL - November 4, 2009 11:39 PM
What I really love is that she is Jewish!
24. Tim - November 4, 2009 11:58 PM
If there is a god and god is a woman, she would look like this.
Fuck!
25. gifts for men - November 5, 2009 12:05 AM
Wow she is looking so awesome! so sexy figure i must say ! I like her pics very much . I like her appealing face very much. Thanks for sharing.
26. Tiffany - November 5, 2009 12:22 AM
She is very pretty but Hayden is a hottie as well. He isn't a bad actor, everyone in Star Wars acted poorly because they couldn't take it seriously. See him in Shatter Glass or Life as a House.
27. Rachael - November 5, 2009 12:35 AM
She's gorgeous! She's a celebrity that's easy to like - she's got class and isn't overly exposed. We need more celebs like this.
28. Harry - November 5, 2009 1:01 AM
I've seen her in real life, and as hot as she looks in pics, she looks even better in real life. Seriously.
29. Mark Lavarre - November 5, 2009 1:35 AM
Who are these male posters who have the luxury (stupidity) to turn down a cute pussy like this? She's totally hot, I would love to fuck her. That she's small makes her more feminine, did you want her to be tall and muscular and have a big hard cock to pound you with?
30. TheAdmiral - November 5, 2009 2:22 AM
I must say, I approve of your knowledge of Star Wars in knowing who IG-88 is, and what an appropriate choice for a murder.
31. hayden's hairy balls - November 5, 2009 2:24 AM
what has this broad done since the oc?
32. Chicken Fillet - November 5, 2009 3:31 AM
I would love to fuck her too... and cannot understand those douche who wouldn't. Gay? I think she'd have a 'hard time' so to speak with my 8 inches, let alone the girth.
33. Donk Donkerson - November 5, 2009 6:27 AM
Sophia Bush smashes her.
34. gross - November 5, 2009 7:19 AM
The first pic looks like shes scratching crabs and the second looks like shes scratching at a meth sore.
35. keijo - November 5, 2009 7:30 AM
orlok approves
36. jh - November 5, 2009 7:59 AM
IG-88. That's epic.
37. jh - November 5, 2009 8:00 AM
IG-88. That's epic.
38. capitanne - November 5, 2009 8:14 AM
Don't think any of you pervs need to be jealous of Hayden Christensen. She is his beard.
39. Never - November 5, 2009 8:17 AM
After looking at the link below:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/02/26/rachel_bilson_gets_banged_up.php
You guys can have her- *shudder*
40. agree - November 5, 2009 8:22 AM
#38
Interesting point. I saw a thread awhile ago about Hayden Christensen and he was wearing some kind of wierd "man corset." Honestly, I don't think he's straight either.
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43. BallsDeep - November 5, 2009 8:57 AM
Looks like This Chick needs to take a whizzz!
WTF is that all over her legs?
44. Dr. Nappy - November 5, 2009 9:12 AM
LOL @ IG-88
45. Jim Lahey - November 5, 2009 9:13 AM
Meh. I dont think she's that great. Her face looks like the guy in Robocop. After he fell into the toxic tank and his face started melting.
46. notallthat - November 5, 2009 10:17 AM
whats the big deal here ...she is ok but def not all that ...the only pic she looks ok in is # 3 ...all the other ones are just awkward and greasy lookin
47. notallthat - November 5, 2009 10:17 AM
whats the big deal here ...she is ok but def not all that ...the only pic she looks ok in is # 3 ...all the other ones are just awkward and greasy lookin
48. anything - November 5, 2009 10:20 AM
she's pretty. and she's isn't a total skank, which is nice. butt #45 is right, there is something about her face looks like wrong. i have said for years that it looks like a skull. a pretty skull, but a skull.
and #29 - that she is tiny makes her more like a CHILD. give me a jessica biel type any day over this - tall, beautiful, FIT, and still has feminine curves. this girl may be thin, but that doesn't mean she's in good shape.
49. hilaryiwantyou - November 5, 2009 11:03 AM
i like. i liiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeee. Ack! Aaannnd I'm done.
50. DRK - November 5, 2009 11:11 AM
She's hot and he is such a terrible actor. Lucky him.
51. crazypants - November 5, 2009 11:55 AM
Very pretty girl, but extremely tiny and not particurlarly shapely - so she's very much a "girl". And there's nothing wrong w/ that.
I get that a lot of people like "girls" but I do prefer a more womanly body and look.
52. terri - November 5, 2009 12:09 PM
She is usually super pretty theses pictures dont do her justice ive never thought she was sexy though should have done some fashion type pictures
53. Meh - November 5, 2009 12:22 PM
Not bad. Better than most of the women you've been posting lately at least.
54. Stef - November 5, 2009 1:00 PM
The best part of this post is the thought of Hayden getting payback for his acting, not the chick.
55. whatthe - November 5, 2009 1:52 PM
Hayden's too hot for her. Seriously, he could do much better.
56. Rancid - November 5, 2009 2:35 PM
She's really hot in that strung-out, heroin junky kind of way. She looks like she is about to rip your throat out for her next fix.
If they stuck her in a cave for hundreds of years, and she was preserved by a magical ring that kept her alive, but twisted her body and soul she would be even more hot.
57. TA - November 5, 2009 3:39 PM
What on EARTH was the idea behind this photoshoot? Let's do our best to make Rachel (who seems like a sweet girl) look like a strungout junkie?
58. Sherm the Germ - November 5, 2009 4:05 PM
Photo-shopped or what! This girl is cute, nothing more - for fucking, not for keeping - know what I mean ; )
59. The Juno - November 5, 2009 5:14 PM
IG-88 would mutilate Mr. Hayden. So many built-in weapons, so much time to choose.
60. Greg - November 5, 2009 9:00 PM
Why the fuck are people hating on petite chicks so much? Would you guys rather be getting fucked by chicks built like men? Seriously? Then I suggest going to Thailand and finding yourself a ladyboy, because clearly that's what your butthole is aching for.
61. Greg - November 5, 2009 9:01 PM
Why the fuck are people hating on petite chicks so much? Would you guys rather be getting fucked by chicks built like men? Seriously? Then I suggest going to Thailand and finding yourself a ladyboy, because clearly that's what your hole is aching for.
62. Nina - November 6, 2009 12:00 AM
She's certainly cute in her petite way, although like most Hollywood girls, could do with a bit more weight.
63. classic tall black uggs - November 6, 2009 12:55 AM
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64. ugg 5815 - November 6, 2009 12:58 AM
IG-88 would mutilate Mr. Hayden. So many built-in weapons, so much time to choose.
65. ugg 5819 - November 6, 2009 1:00 AM
What on EARTH was the idea behind this photoshoot? Let's do our best to make Rachel (who seems like a sweet girl) look like a strungout junkie?
66. cracker jack - November 6, 2009 7:57 AM
Thats a cute crack head
67. Keithypoo - November 6, 2009 6:38 PM
Hayden has never been good in anything. Not even in that movie where he is unconscious on an operating table. He can't even die right. Jesus CHRIST!
68. CHoc DOnut - November 6, 2009 11:32 PM
If I was hayden christiansen, Id be fucking better than this. Nice face, but she's young so the face is nothing special. THe body is really nothing special.
69. cashnetusa - November 7, 2009 1:58 PM
New Bond girl?