Nov 18 2009Paris Hilton denies drunken fight with Doug
Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ:
"Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug's houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests' fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it."
Ok, sounds credible, except for the neighbor who says he eyeballed Paris in her driveway screaming at BF Doug Reinhardt, and then watched as the two engaged in a mutual shoving match. And then there's the LAPD, who tells us after arriving they actually made Paris get out of bed so they could check for injuries.
If Paris is afraid to admit she's in an abusive relationship because she'll be encouraged to break up with Doug, she really shouldn't be. In fact, I'd like to pay for the wedding. Let's make this thing permanent, you crazy lovebirds!
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Jake - November 18, 2009 4:19 PM
FIRST YOU LITTLE BITCHES!!!!
2. anon - November 18, 2009 4:21 PM
whoever is 3rd gets to lick Paris' herpes infested twat
3. p0nk - November 18, 2009 4:25 PM
whoever is 2nd takes paris' herpes infested dildo up the ass.
4. nummy num - November 18, 2009 4:26 PM
yum
5. salsa - November 18, 2009 4:29 PM
Isn't this twat yesterdays news by now?
6. geoff - November 18, 2009 4:33 PM
does every guy Paris fucks have herpes? in her video One Night in Paris the dude wasn't wearing a rubber. just curious.
7. Superficial is Sucking Hairy balls - November 18, 2009 4:37 PM
using the same pix over again for a post in the same day?...just trying to come up with new posts so ppl click things to make u more money...
8. Valerie - November 18, 2009 4:43 PM
Dude, Fish, that's LOW, even for you...yet I laughed anyway! Damn, I hate her
9. Toaster Strudel - November 18, 2009 5:33 PM
So how long do we have to wait before he pulls her fingers off with pliers and stuffs her dismembered corpse into a suitcase? A fitting end to a filthy whore. LOL
10. gemma - November 18, 2009 6:08 PM
she actually looks hot there but shes still to skinny for my liking
11. Tracey - November 18, 2009 7:49 PM
Who the fuck dresses her? She always looks like she is at a costume party.
12. Tracey - November 18, 2009 7:49 PM
Who the fuck dresses her? She always looks like she is at a costume party.
13. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - November 18, 2009 9:16 PM
I hope he kicks the shit out of her and pushes her face into dog shit. All on camera, then on TMZ, 24/7.
14. krissy - November 18, 2009 9:42 PM
wow a nautical whore.... she be takin' her dirty to the high seas! YARRR!
15. krissy - November 18, 2009 9:44 PM
wow a nautical whore.... she be takin' her dirty to the high seas! YARRR!
16. Danklin24 - November 19, 2009 2:26 AM
I think Paris just had a run in with captain Stabbin'
17. laerbgfd - November 19, 2009 4:16 AM
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18. cable - November 19, 2009 5:44 AM
Paris is gorgeous! If people hate her so much, why are the watching her every move? People need to get out of her life and worry about their own. She is amazing!
19. Tips - November 19, 2009 8:56 AM
paris hilton is damn sexy i like it
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22. wine club - December 2, 2009 7:04 PM
I'll take her, no matter how crazy she seems!
23. r4i - December 11, 2009 12:25 AM
Hi,
she actually looks hot there but shes still to skinny for my liking