Nov 23 2009Natalie Portman is goddamn hot and other news

She is looking fine....I would ask her to buy me dinner and drinks......

I want to stuff her stockings.

Not really.

Dont you have to be stacked to be bouncy...

MOAR!! MOAR!!!

I'd love to stuff her turkey this Thanksgiving

She looks like crap face on but looks great 3/4.

I would love to shove my foot up her ass this thanksgiving.

Somewhere, locked in a vault, there is Natalie P's TOPLESS stripper scene in "Closer". Dumb director decided that Nat's toplessness "distracted" from the scene and released the movie with her unfortunately garbed.
If there is a god, that footage will make it's way to the internet. Get on that one, willya please!?!

"Natalie Portman is Goddam Hot"......except for the fact she still smells like Sean Penn. Maybe a tomato juice bath would help. I hear it works for skunk spray.

OMG I'd love to stuff her turkey this Thanksgiving

she's gorgeous !

but tastes like diarrhea

I would like to have her standing in front of me with that dress on the floor around her ankles.

Perfection. This girl just does it the classy way.

Sorry fish this woman rates no higher than a 7.5 ....you need to get out more. By that I don't mean Detroit. Try LA. Hot pussy everywhere you look.

The most beautiful woman in the movies today, I think.

ehh...looks too sad and sleepy. She isn't even smiling in any of the 20 photos..not one? come on..and this is classy for now a days

A thousand hotter chicks on every block in LA.

Plus Portman is dumber than a rock.

Last month she equated eating meat to raping children...

This month? She signed a petition to drop charges against Roman Polansky.

It doesn't get much more hypocritical than that.

She is perfect looking... I would kill to look like her. Kill!

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Yeah, she's hot.....until she starts to talk.

Punchington Out.

Gorgeous. She's my girl crush. <3

yep, natalie's my kinda girl

how is she dumb as a rock ?

she graduated from HARVARD

this woman is classy beautiful and smart :P

nana nana nana boo boo

Bush graduated from YALE. What's your point #24

psycho left-wing beotch!! I just had a juicy steak Natalie!! Suck on that!!

I'd convert for her.

Sha-LOM!

Fuck it.

I'd even go VEGAN for her.

I hear it makes your splooge taste better anyways...

Fuck it.

I'd even go VEGAN for her!

I hear it makes your splooge taste better anyways...

Hey Derek, would you even wax your vagina for her?!?!?! LOL

Can't act her way outtta a paper bag, tho.

She's both beautiful and intelligent, she's the entire package, I'm in envy and not afraid to admit that, unlike most of the fat, stupid people here who hate their lives so much and are so jealous, they must always write hateful comments.

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@25

Her dad was at no point the president of the United States.

Natalie Portman looks just like my girlfriend.

@15...

She's really only a 7.5/8 here too (Detroit). She gets bonus points for the personality, though, which you won't find out in LA.

7.5/8? Are you fucking joking. She is easily a 9.

@25 are you fucking stupid? bush's daddy was in politics and they had money asshole! natalie is a fucking angel....who should be sitting on my penis right now!

She's got an alien-looking whore type quality I admire, but when she opens her mouth, my erection wilts.

She dumb. And she not afraid to show it.

Alright, but those arms are starting to look like jello.

Plus she should keep her mouth shut and just look pretty.

Its what she does best.

she is so god damn beautiful it hurts.

@38 and natalie portman was a famous actress when she got accepted into harvard. the olsen twins got into NYU and their daddy wasn't the president either. colleges are whores for celebrity too, not just plain money, you dumb fuck.

Percentage-wise, Jewish girls like it up the pooper more than the rest of the population.

So she's got that going for her too.

OMG - I would so totally go through the full and painful Orthodox Jewish conversion for that woman. Nummmmmmyyyyyyy.

she is simply GORGEOUS!!! wow

though i hear she is one of those super Jews who went to Israel and became a born again Jew and now she shits on everyone who is not a J O O

i guess everyone has a flaw...

Perfection.... I only wish the average stinking, skanky, wanna be hip young female would aspire to this rather than the 2nd rate tramp like Spears, Simpson, Lohan etc.

I'd respect this one almost enough not spray it on her face.

Natalie Portman is one of the only ones worthy of being a celebrity and being posted on this blog.

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Is she color blind? Blue dress, turquoise sash, gold bad, purple shoes??? She made a pretty dress look clownish.

I WANT HER TO PEE ON ME

this israeli scum belongs in a concentration camp

@1 when your finished hanging Aruba in Canada lets get together in FL. ( Theres alot of old rich broads )

@ 18 Pwnd her, but I would still pretend to love her, twice!

@51

Go fuck your mother you insensitive piece of shit. Genocide isn't funny. Ever.

hate her

She's gorgeous.

well

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She shows how you can rock little boobies. Kate Hudson needs to learn from her on what to wear.

She has a beautiful face.

Funny, she is (or was) in university. Being her classmate would suck...spending the whole class gazing at her face and missing everything the prof was saying.

@53
I think the concentration camp #51 is referring to is actually Gaza. She should go there and see the horrendous crimes that the Israelis are comitting against poor defenseless people.

I would wanna see Bar and Natalie make a movie together. That would sell big time. Both ladies are just absolutely scrumptious

Celebs and political legacies get a free pass into ivy league schools, no matter how dumb or underqualified. Brooke Shields got into Princeton, and if you want to know the quality of intelligence there, just try to sit through the Blue Lagoon commentary track sometime. The poor director was all but begging her to shut up (for her own sake) by the end of that hot mess.

She looks irritated.

She´s just PERFECT!!!!!

She cute but she dumb, just like i like'm.

I like hearing her speak because she says the stupidest shit and then everybody's like "aww, look at her twying to be all impwessive, too bad she's a wittle mowon".

SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, PORTMAN!

How do you combine Star Wars and Star Trek?!

#66
Maybe mr.Spock knows more about this.

@60.

Indeed. And the superficial crowd here needs to read more posts from you.

@mink at least i graduated from college cock sucker!

she is beautiful!

Before long, she will be the last Jew supporting Obama, that is for sure.

His popularity in Israel is almost nonexistent.

Obama's a racist and a Jew-hater.

That much is certain.

Natalie Portman in metal bikini
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She signed the Release Roman Polanski petition.
She said that anyone who eats meat is like a rapist.

So if you eat a cheeseburger, you're Roman Polanski and it's no big deal.

You can't make cr*p like this up.

she must keep her mouth closed..

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Nice nose job, Portman

Oh my gosh! I love Natalie. She is so smart. She went to Harvard right? Brothers has GOT to be amazing.

Yea she did! She went to Harvard College. EFE Wire’s review states:”I really liked it. The film was emotionally intense with great acting.”.. hmm thats good

Hi,
She looks like crap face on but looks great.

its great that she is still rockin' the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam