Nov 4 2009

Molly Sims' Acting Reel - in a bikini


Here's 3 minutes and 17 seconds of supermodel Molly Sims pretending to be a serious actress while wearing a bikini the entire time, and she's hired! Now, I wouldn't go so far as to say the work I have for her is considered acting as much as it's a steamy exercise in not laughing at my penis. Okay, so maybe's there some acting. And cameras. And teamsters stopping by to make my bedroom look like the Batcave, I'm getting ahead of myself.


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Do not throw Andie MacDowell in with this lot! Watch her incredible performance in Robert Altman's "Short Cuts" and tell me she is not an extremely talented actor.


She was my sorority sister at Vanderbilt and she was such a tramp.

She slept her way to the top for sure.

This bitch is so pathetic. Classic case of "sort of hot girl, can't act for sh*t - wear a lot of skimpy clothes and sleep her way to the top". Result: an acting and a (ahem) "modeling" career that probably has her bank account bursting with millions.

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Worthless acting but who needs audio.

Doesn't anyone realize this is a spoof?

You guys do realize this is a video from FunnyOrDie, right? She's making fun of herself.

This bitch is so pathetic. Classic case of "sort of hot girl, can't act for sh*t - wear a lot of skimpy clothes and sleep her way to the top". Result: an acting and a (ahem) "modeling" career that probably has her bank account bursting with millions.

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I thought it was funny.

Doesn't anyone realize this is a spoof?

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