Nov 20 2009Miley Cyrus' tour claims a life


Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus' tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports:

Sgt. Thomas Molnar said the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. about 40 miles (65 kilometers) south of Richmond.
One of the other nine passengers had minor injuries. Police would not identify those aboard.
A wrecker arrived late Friday morning to haul away the black-and-maroon luxury tour bus, which was on its side in a ditch off the highway where it had apparently skidded for several hundred feet.
According to Miley Cyrus' Web site, the pop singer is scheduled to perform Sunday in Greensboro, North Carolina.

Remember, kids, if God can't find a kitten, a bus driver will always do.

Also, all that stuff about going blind.

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EDIT: The Superficial offers its sincere condolences to the driver's family. Much like I noted when Madonna's tour killed someone, I don't even know how you reconcile losing a loved one so Disney can rake in billions teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers. My jokes are aimed solely at the Miley Cyrus franchise, and I apologize for any insensitivity that may be perceived.

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her life should be claimed. she is talentless

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her life should be claimed. she is talentless

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her life should be claimed. she is talentless

Que only matter of time.

I realize that the person who died in this accident was not a celebrity, and therefore does not "matter" in our fucking brain dead internet and media-saturated culture, but making light of the incident which claimed a human life is in poor taste. Thumbs down, Superficial.

That's just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.

That's just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.

That's just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.

You're a dick, Superficial writer. Fix this now.

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Couldn't agree more, # 5. I thought it was in really poor taste to joke about someone's death. How about writing a post appologizing to the family, Superficial writer?

I come to this site daily because a lot of what the writer posts is humorous. However, the constant God-bashing is getting old. How can you have so much hatred for God when you believe He doesn't exist?

Also, making light of the death of a anyone is really low.

I had been impressed that whenever a celebrity dies and it gets mentioned on this site, the writer expresses his sympathies and takes a somber and serious tone. But apparently bus drivers don't deserve that same treatment. Jesus.

Wow. Major thumbs down to the writer. What a jerk dude...

I blame Carrie Prejean.

You people are idiots. Bus drivers aren't people.

sorry Fish - this post sucks. You shoulda put the "thoughts and prayers go out to the family..." line at the bottom to cover yourself.

She looks like she has to make a doody in that picture. I hope she made it to the restroom in time!

The lack of appreciation of black humor in the comments reflects how far this site has fallen. Anyway, it was an inside job - Billy Ray needed fresh material for a gritty mournful country song.

Whole lotta sandy vaginas around here...

I appreciate dark humour as much as the next guy, but there's a line between dark humour and plain bad taste. As # 13 has already pointed out, this guy never jokes about celebrities' deaths. That's what bothers me even more

Thats right......whenever someone famous acknowledges Christ in there life lets tear down and make fun. I'm no big Miley fan and not a religious freak but I tire of the media war on anyone who triesd to profess a belief.....be it traditional christian fundamentalism or Christian Science. It's just old and tired.

Also the clown who writes this stuff isn't nearly as funny as he obviously thinks he is. I keep waiting for a hilarious take but it's the same old tired crap!! Worse then cable tv!!

hopefully the drivers children and family and friends dont read the superficial...what a devastating day, and thoughtless drivel from a writer who should retract this article and apologize...

hopefully the drivers children and family and friends dont read the superficial...what a devastating day, and thoughtless drivel from a writer who should retract this article and apologize...

All the whiny little cunts who are suddenly bombarding the comments can shut the fuck up. This is a satirical site and personally, I laughed my ass off. Fuck the bus driver. He was probably sleeping when he rolled the damn bus.

Get off you fucking soapboxes and get Aids.

Props to the Superficial writer.

@caleb
keep saying to yourself while you're whacking off to child porn, skipper
jesus forgives, but he's only #2, remember that ...

Yes, let's make EVERY internet site clean, compassionate, and Christian.

But also make sure we expend thousands of lives and trillions of dollars launching military attacks on Islamics because they're dangerously narrow-minded and anti-freedom.

WTF?!?! WHY ALL THE HATE ?

SO EVERYONE WHO SAYS THIS IS BAD TASTE HAS NEVER CHANGED CHANNEL DUE TO A CHARITY TRYING TO GUILT-TRIP YOU INTO PAYING A DOLLARS A MONTH AND ALSO WORKS AT UNICEF 12 MONTHS A YEAR ?

13, that's bullshit. Fish doesn't always care when some celebrity dies.

anyway, i saw this one people. i love how they have to say "miley wasn't on the bus" like her life is more important than those on the bus? eff that!

#27...islamic radicals started the war.

The bus driver yelled "Allahu Akbar" before flipping the bus. What do you say now, weepy vagina jesusfreaks?

Don't even worry about it Superficial. Jesus still loves you.. he told me so. Oh wait, I don't have a personal relationship with Christ.. I think we're both f'd. Good times.

Also, people need to relax. The bus driver isn't your friend / relative.. otherwise you'd be busy dealing with that and wouldn't care what got posted on this site.. People need to stop worrying about everyone else's feelings and remember what life is about - making fun of others' tragedies and generally being a dick until something happens to you! That's my America.

She cant sing and has NO talent. Sad to hear this person died at the expense of her useless life and "career:..
Her singing can kill to!! Use that on the 911 thugs..

#30 - if the world began on 9/11, what you say might be true. The U.S. was treating Middle Eastern countries like puppets decades before bin Laden was born.

#34...do you mean holding them hostage everyday because they use our oil?

I don't even know how you reconcile losing a loved one so Disney can rake in billions teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers.

Perfect.

In times like these, people may wonder why Jesus wasn't watching over the bus driver. When you have real faith, as I do, you realize that He was rubbing One out while peeping Miley upskirts.

p.s. Poppers and gay massages (with release!) abso-fucking-lutely RULE! Praise Jesus!

@25 You must be one of those retarded kids who claps if someone juggles. Please point out where you "Laughed your ass off" because for the last 2 years, this site hasn't been funny. I only come here because they post loads of photos of hot women.

That is the first thing I thought of too! What a sad waste of human life..

#34...and when i say 'use' i mean buy at prices that allow them to impoverish our people and make the infrastructure of our country weaker.

#37 You're my god.. Way to take it up a notch brotha..

BTW: How did Islam get into this discussion.. People are so nuts on here... It turns into twitter for twats - what a collection this site brings..

Lame, Superficial. A life lost and you make light of it. I don't know what's more tasteless: the original post, the apology, or the comments by some of the neanderthals who read this page. Guess all three of you can get into a circle jerk and enjoy each other's company.

#37 fuck you. When I want to bust a nut, I pick a browneye and play "Roman soldier at the crucifixion." Then plant the standard alien abduction memory. I can't believe you worthless humans haven't figured it out yet. What a bunch of fucking retards.

Superficial: I usually love your humor, but your post was completely tasteless. The "edit" didn't even help. If you're smart (and respectfully of this significant human loss,) you'll take the post down, since no apology can make up for your insensitive and brutal comments.

aren't ppl who lost their lives human too?
so what if theyre not celebrities?

Superficial: I usually love your humor, but your post was completely tasteless. The "edit" didn't even help. If you're smart (and respectfully of this significant human loss,) you'll take the post down, since no apology can make up for your insensitive and brutal comments.

I here every time a bus driver dies, an angels get raped in the handicapped stall of a Taco Bell bathroom.

4th meal.

did you just make fun of someone for dying??? that's hilarious!!! i hope that the family of the dead bus driver reads this so they could all have a great laugh.

...(sic) teaching 10 year old girls how to be jailbait strippers.

As long asthere's grass on the mound I'm playing ball.

When I read the story, I was busy jerking off to "The Passion of the Christ". There's nothing like a good Jesus-flogging to get my juices flowing. That and dead bus drivers, of course.

Yes it seems a pity that the military mad Americans kill millions of lives for capitalistic conquest, and yet pretend to give one iota about a random nameless fuck all of a sudden. I guess people in other countries are not really people. It sounds as though the media have accomplished what they have set out to do. Brain wash and desensitize the mindless masses.
Look at what Disney - who owns it now by the way?- does to our little girls. Teaches them how to be little whores! Fashion sells! Sex sells! Plastic surgery and fashion will make you sexy! Sell sell sell but buy buy! And now everything is made in China and America is a whithering pauper!
And to think that the Chairman of the Federal Reserve does not know where the $2.2 trillion went!!!!!!!!!
Capitalism. Actually the capitalists.

love is never having to say you're sorry...

The picture of Miley rubbing one out is a turn on.

Miley looks fat in these pictures.

Holy crap, people. If you want sympathy and pathos, you're on the wrong freaking site. I'm pretty sure this site is based on tits, sarcasm, tits and self-loathing. If you wanted all posts to be about genuine emotion or tact, go visit your mom's facebook page.

Where was all the outrage when the post of the dead celebrity photographer was attributed to the scrotum on Lady Gaga's head?!!

Wow... someone sucked all of the funny out of this website...

Miley, lay off the cheetos

testicles. that is all.

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chill the f out, he is mocking miley if anything.

I like how it's not possible for people to think this post was out of line without being attacked by people for being somewhat sympathetic for a life lost... who said everyone who feels for the bus drivers' family is a Christian much less the bigots that you're trying to make them all out to be?

Yeah Superficial, you try too hard. You were better when I started reading you 2 years ago.

Yikes! looks like it burns ... a lot.

F*ck that 'Fish, you don't apologize to ANY of these whiney soccer mom bitches. This site has always had the sack to cross the line, and if you don't like that then click the big f*cking "X" in the top-right of your screen, you moral-majority cunts. Go to disney.com and get your fill over there.

You make me wretch, you self-rightous whores. Die, right along side Miley.

"This site has always had the sac to cross the line" wow you're really living on the edge by writing about teenie boppers and commenting on womens biknis you fucking loser. Youre really crossing a line when you post things on the internet where there is no consequences you retarded little turnip

I like how they included the kilometer conversion in there, like anyone in NC would know what that was.

thesuperficial should stick to bashing carrie prejean. going after miley cyrus's dead bus driver is bound to backfire. seriously, thesuperficial just made an (__|__) of itself. just give up on this story before you have to dedicate an entire article to apologizing for your insensitivity.

wow, I know the Superficial writer can be dick, but this one took the cake. I love this site, and get a good laugh... but this one..... yikes. WTF? Come on, dude, you're waaaaaay more creative than this. Cut the Jesus and God jokes and picking on families in morning. Ah, but I always come back for more.

If God and Jesus doesn't exist, why go on about them? I don't believe in Islam, but I don't insert their God in my conversation. Leave Christianity out of all of it. It makes it easier to want to come back here.

Dude.... if someone dies it's not cool to make jokes about it, it's just like you, if you died would you like people to joke about how you died?

25: You trying to act tough would be cute if it weren't so pathetic.

Oh, fuck that dead bus driver. And fuck Miley Cyrus. And fuck religion. And fuck every single person who got their panties in a twist over this post.

Miley should be arrested and charged for murder, then jailed.

bad taste.

Darwin says BOOYAH ! Let's roll cause the show must go on...

LOL. Wow, all you fuckin' uptight cunts. Do you fucktards realize how many people die each day? Do you shed tears for them? No, but you will bitch when someone else doesn't.

A bus driver died, oh noes. While it is tragic, that does not mean everyone (especially at Superficial) needs to fuckin' weep about it. And get that god loving bullshit out of here. You come here to look at half-naked (or sometimes, fully naked) women and to mock celebrities that you wish you were, and you want to say shit about god? LOL.

1.) A bus driver died. Miley Cyrus is a bitch. Get over it.
2.) If you are so religious, go bible thump, bitch. Don't go troll a celebrities gossip site.

Superficial writer, I applaud and appreciate your bluntness. As I've already said, yes, it's sad that someone died, especially while driving a bus for DIsney's milk cow, but this isn't a obituaries site. Fuckin' get over it. This is the same boo-hoo as all the whiny comments in the DJ AM post.


Well I thought it was funny.

I think Fish is awesome.

Nice Edit.

Superficial writer, I applaud and appreciate your bluntness. As I've already said, yes, it's sad that someone died, especially while driving a bus for DIsney's milk cow, but this isn't a obituaries site. Fuckin' get over it. This is the same boo-hoo as all the whiny comments in the DJ AM post.

Superficial writer, I applaud and appreciate your bluntness. As I've already said, yes, it's sad that someone died, especially while driving a bus for DIsney's milk cow, but this isn't a obituaries site. Fuckin' get over it. This is the same boo-hoo as all the whiny comments in the DJ AM post.

Hilarious. I love to see posts like this which entice masses of hypocrytical morons to splash their self-righteous bullshit in our faces about being insensitive to the death of a random stranger.

Last time you saw the news and heard of 25 people killed in the middle east, or 45 killed in China, did you even batt a fucking eye lid? Did you run to the internet to post your heart-felt condolensces for each of these people because they are just as important as celebrities? Shut up.

On top of all this, the writer was taking a subtle yet significant jab at Miley Cyrus and her morally ambigious franchise, and not as you argue, making light of the unfortunate death of her bus driver.

#80 you sound like quite the heartless asshole. Right wing retarded repugnican I take it?
Some of us actually do feel bad when they hear of the sufferings of others, no matter their species even.

Seriously. Sometimes you just have to stop laughing. Id hit it. She's 18 right? (dont answer that question).

SICKOS

I love this site and expect ANYTHING when coming to it because it's always off the wall hilarity. I know that in any other past post, despite whoever celeb died or reg person because of a celeb, there is always something written for them and their families. So people need to chill out. One mistake people, c'mon! Please keep writin' Mr. Superficial.

Imp C

agrees with 5 - November 20, 2009 11:33 AM

That's just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.
agrees with 5 - November 20, 2009 11:33 AM

That's just messed up, Superficial Writer. A life was lossed and you make light of it. Not cool indeed.


A LIFE WAS LOSSED
LOSSED

LOSSED????


LOSSED

SERIOUSLY

GO KILL YOURSELF

AND THEN LEARN HOW TO SPELL IN HELL

A LIFE WAS LOST

NOT LOSSED

YOU

IDIOT

MONKEY

IDIOT

superfish: at least hes not a fag like perez

NUFF SAID

srsly pplz... fking learn how to spealllll!

SPEAL ISH ROITE

"A LIFE WAS LOSSED"

LOLOLOLMFAO

LOSSED??????

REALLLYyyY???????


WHAT'S LOSSED???

YOU ARE STUPID, LOSSED IS NOT A WORD


IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

a 16 year old simulating masturbation on stage. I don't know what to think about this one.

If you feel bad about joking about the driver losing his life, then take the jokes off. It is repulsive that you would do that. It is not a times or place to be doing that. No matter what your feelings are about Miley, a person's life has been lost, and you are disrespecting their life right now by making light of it. Please change your article immediately. This man deserves respect.

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#81 I'm not a republican or right wing, nor am I retarded. Read my post again and you'll realise I didn't say that you shouldn't care, or that I don't care. What I'm saying is that a lot of people are hypocrits and that I think the post was not as disrespectful as some people suggest.

Cocksucker was probably drunk.

Miley better start screening these "enlightened minds" for heavy drinking or substance abuse before they kill her.

...Beware the Disney Curse.

Miley is 17, so she's not exactly jailbait.

I suspect little Miley thinks its just a dance move. She is not the sharpest tool in the box, and seems to be surrounded by a showbiz bubble of the same kind that fucked up Michael Jackson and Britney Spears.
When she was on a UK chat show with Helen Mirren, Mirren gently advised Miley to think long-term about her career and not be rash. I doubt she listened, alas. Miley is at once lovely and stupid.
I do think Miley has talent, but sadly she is not developing her talent and instead she is riding the bullshit wave of popularity. She's surrounded by people who are not giving her good advice and are not taking care of her, instead thinking how much money they can milk out of her.

Does she deserve a very severe caning? Yes.
But I would not wish death upon her or anything of that sort.

Not cool indeed.

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