Nov 6 2009Michael Lohan: 'God is punishing Lindsay's career'

she looks pregnant.

Okay...so him being a tool is part of God's plan? He makes a crappy disciple.

FIRST!

FIRST!

FIRST!

You won't smell the crotch of those leggings...

SHE LIKES ANAL

What the hell? A post on the superficial that deals with religion and doesn't include a full paragraph of ignorance and intolerance? Did the world just become a better place, or is it merely a temporary reprieve?

I'm working on a machine to enable me to go back in time and give Lindsay Lohan's parents' parents a pack of Trojans. Anyone want to kick in with some funding?

It has to really suck to have Michael Lohan as a father.

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Firecrotch does need help, but getting it from that leaking douche of a father wouldn't be much more useful than trying to interpret the droppings of a ferret.

wow she's look beautiful

God, her funbags look almost as ugly as Brittney's!

Ugh, what a waste. She totally looks both pregnant and coked up. In an amazing change of pace, she looks cute in #5, but jeeze... she's only 23!
I was soooo pitching a tent during Freaky Friday; it's a shame this is how that turned out.
But more topically, I can see why she is such a bag of fail. Her mommy and daddy are a lock for parents of the epoch.

"I'm pretty sure being a Michael Lohan-fertilized egg in Dina Lohan's uterus is ultimately what killed Lindsay's career"

I LOLed. Classic

Hey Linds,

sorry about the whole punishing your career thing, but you can't say you didn't have it coming. I gave you so many talents(tits), a loving family to guide you on the right path (you should see the dad I gave Isaac.), and the spellbinding quality to make all those in your presence fall to their knees in awe (tits). And what do you do, you drop trou and squeeze out the most vile form of hatred ever Imaginable (Herby: Fully Loaded). Maybe one day I may forgive you if you return to the right path, but for now I have to leave you to appear in a tortilla in Peru, then on the side of an outhouse in Alabama.

XOXO,

GOD

Hey Michael...you might want to shut it cuz she probably learned everything she knows from her parents. Apple rarely falls far from the tree. In addition, no decent parent would say "well, I'm just going to have to publish more tapes then". What a baby. What a narcissistic sociopath. Parents like Michael Lohan & John Phillips, who don't put their kids well being first, make me sick.

wait....wasn't God punishing us for giving her a career?

what an effed up father. who does that to their kid? lindsay looks great in spite of it all, poor girl.

what an effed up father. who does that to their kid? lindsay looks great in spite of it all, poor girl.

He's just jealous that she doesn't share her blow with him.

Pic 5: "Too shlow, Highlandar!"

she has a food baby.

God does not punish. Lindsay's career went south because of her. For Michael Lohan to say this marks him as conservative Christian that the media loves to ridicule. I'm a born again Christian and this man's behavior and speech insults us all and makes me hate being associated with such a man as this. By the way, earlier this year M. Lohan also threaten to kill himself if his present girlfriend left him. She filled a police report, then fail to show and the case was dropped. I find it reasonable that he pulled the act with Dina during their marriage. In my opinion, the man is a bi-polar and gave the gene to Lindsay directly, she's bi-polar. I don't believe the other kids are effected but theymaybe carriers and could give it to their kids when they marry.

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as if God even cared... if he existed.

They both need to get real jobs.

So strange news for me.Well Michael is stupefied to that is reality strange.

Uh oh... why does the skinny coke girl suddenly have a protruding stomach??? ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

I'm working on a machine to enable me to go back in time and give Lindsay Lohan's parents' parents a pack of Trojans. Anyone want to kick in with some funding?

what an effed up father. who does that to their kid? lindsay looks great in spite of it all, poor girl.

She actually looks good with her normal fair skin tone. Doesn't look so old.

She actually looks good in these pics but underneath those clothes is a sagging mess and old lady tits. I wish she'd go back to her natural hair color and get in shape so I can spank out batches to a pretty Lindsey again.

Michael Lohan has achieved the impossible....He has made me feel sympathy for Lindsay Lohan.

Maybe she is pregnant.

Is she Preggers?????!!!!!!

I LOVE HER OUTFIT HERE.....SHE LOOKS CUTE

I LOVE HER OUTFIT HERE.....SHE LOOKS CUTE

I LOVE HER OUTFIT HERE.....SHE LOOKS CUTE

She looks utterly dreadful and should go back to being a redhead, blonde does not suit her nearly as much. And she needs to stop taking adderall and eat right. But more importantly...she now needs some tough love, since rehab clearly does nothing for her. I feel very sorry for her, she did not have a fighting chance at being normal thanks to her shameful parents.

shes looking sexy!

Anyone think it's kind of sad we live in a society that values thinness and beauty so much that it drives young girls like this into becoming self-abusive like this? I really think that's the main reason she does drugs. She has all the resources in the world to take care of her other problems. Oh well.

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God speaks through the fornicating crack-whore criminal ass of Michael Lohan does he?

I'd rather Lindsay had black hair than this blond shit. Should have left it red anyway.