Nov 20 2009Megan Fox is stretchy

Yeah.

While the positioning of those pics ensures plenty of fapping, they certainly did their best to make her as average looking as possible.

She's still ugly and has a toe-thumb...

Nah.

She's as dumb as a bag of hammers but I'd bang that silly weasel until I'd be near death.

Mmmmmm, I would put the sex in there.....

Based on these photos, I hope the Victoria Secret show was worth it.

Seldom has someone of such little talent received so much coverage. That being said, I challenge any many not to be transfixed by her pubic mound.

can anyone please explain why she ISN'T doing animal porn? Just askin', you know ....

Bad News: Virginia State Police say one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned.

Worse news: the 16-year-old "Hannah Montana" star was not on board.

Bad News: Virginia State Police say one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned today.

Worse news: The 16-year-old "Hannah Montana" star was not on board.

I am surprised that there is no camel toe in any of the photos. So depressing.

It would be nice if Miley's career turns out to have some legs. I mean, Britney is also as dumb as a box of rocks, and look at her still lip-synching and shuffling around the stage.

Let's revisit this in 9 years when Miley is 25 and see how her career has been doing, O.K?

Say! That's the queff blast stance, I wonder what's her measurement on the rickter scale is...

man i'm more bored than ever.

They photoshopped her camel toe away. What's the point? She's not a barbie doll with no labias. Gimme some toe!!!!

I am so jeaaaaloous! NOT! Her legs are chicken legs BWAK!

#8 - In her case, it should be called a public mound.

Those trousers remind me of my Grandma when I caught her making pancakes early in the morning 30 years ago.

I think it's Amy Winehouse's twin seperated at birth , I mean come on look at the face stunning resembelance !

I'D LIKE TO STRETCH HER UP SOME MORE.

If she was actually naked, these pictures would be 100% amazing. Otherwise... eh.

Is she trying to spray us with her STDs? I'm pretty sure she's letting them all get out by spreading herself all open this way. H1N1 I'm not so worried about. Whatever is crawling around this bitches cunt is what haunts my sleep.

S. @18 hahaha...reminds me of an incident from my past. I decided to surprise and delight a girl I was dating, who was quite a ho, with a little big of oral first thing in the morning. Rather than appreciating my thoughtfulness, she said something like 'You know, I might not want someone licking my privates first thing in the morning.' Annoyed at being spurned I said 'With the number of guys you've fucked, you should call them 'publics'!' She threw me out.

True story.

Big deal. Another day, another fat bitch on the superficial.

she is very beautiful... but in these photos she's giving the SAME face over and over again.... I like seeing her in color photos more.

so over her....

why is her mouth always open?

pic #5...mmm, girdles are sexy. I can't imagine that Megan is trying to hide a gunt.

Each tactic in which she attempts to appear more exciting or wild just causes her to further drag her own face in the mud.

I want to go to there.

Choxie Post # 3 is 100% correct. I noticed that Toe Thumb as well.

The Toe Thumb is friggin nasty. Why are her nostrils always flaring?

@24

That's terrible... I mean, for you to take it upon yourself, first-thing in the morning, pre-shower (I'm assuming) and seek to please her orally takes an extreme amount of commitment, passion and a not so small helping of daring.
You'd think she could have been a bit more appreciative of you helping her to get the day started right.

Nice return. I think you're better off without her.

As for Fox... eeh. I've seen enough.

I would have sex with her in my grandmother's casket. No lie.

Is it just me or is this shoot kind of a rip of of Olivia Wilde's GQ shoot, where she was all athletic (and much better shot)....is she copying her obsession?

Oh shit people are on to the fact I can't act and my looks over rated....Here! Here's my legs wide open with a shot of my camel toe!

It was bad enough when it was just her opening her big fat mouth.

how desperate....

The pose is great. It would be nice to come home with a hot woman waiting in that pose. Megans face appears to be going tranny.

@28: The mouth being slightly agape is meant to simulate the heavy breathing that common during sex.

Duh!

Is it me or does she look like Amy Winehouse's non-strung-out sister?

Brian Austin Green, damn

like you f cktards care if she's dumb as a rock.

put your boner away

yawwwwnnnnn

I think parting your lips makes them look fuller. She's got to get that Angelina thing she banks on, you know.

boring, yawn..... what's the next play in the book? Doesn't she have a brother she should be making out with or a horse she should be sticking it's nose in her breasts? Maybe she'll steal away some married dude away from his wife. I called them all. If she was smart she would focus more on her acting and nab a supporting role that showcases her "true" talent, if she's got it.

lol i donno why but i dont fancy her as much as i think i should lol

I smell something bad.

shes such a hot girl

shame that she has those dumbass tattoos tho

She was hot a few years ago, but she's lost it in the last 2 years, and is starting to look like any other girl you could pick out of Brooklyn.

#24/cc - To quote Mr. Blank; Dumb...fucking...luck. Who doesn't welcome a good eating out first thing in the morning deserves no breakfast! (In other words - too bad you weren't at your place, so you could deny her breakfast and throw the ungrateful bitch out.)

THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS GOOD IS PIC # 6 ..ALLL THE OTHER ONES LOOK STUPID

THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS GOOD IS PIC # 6 ..ALLL THE OTHER ONES LOOK STUPID

THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS GOOD IS PIC # 6 ..ALLL THE OTHER ONES LOOK STUPID

She was hot a few years ago, but she's lost it in the last 2 years, and is starting to look like any other girl you could pick out of Brooklyn.

" 23. Lila - November 20, 2009 11:49 AM

Is she trying to spray us with her STDs? I'm pretty sure she's letting them all get out by spreading herself all open this way. H1N1 I'm not so worried about. Whatever is crawling around this bitches cunt is what haunts my sleep.
"

Whatever, you nasty tramp. Your attempt to be funny was borderline pathetic....you sound like a jealous cow, nothing more...and I'd take my chances w her supposed disease riddled cunt before I'd touch your nasty gape of a puss. 'oooooh is she trying to spray us? cuz....see .... like, see what i did there??'....

Eat a dick.

Those permanently flared nostrils make me feel aggressive.

Errrrrrr, Megan looks like Amy Winehouse in these.

Errrrrrrr, Megan Fox looks like Amy Winehouse in these. Is she snortin'?

Vaaaaaaagina!

Cock goes where?

good!

Megan looks like Amy Winehouse in these.

Yeah! Spread those legs, baby!

YES. These should keep her relevant a few more weeks.

@ 51-53 : I think the 6th is best overall.

Is it really? I never heard of that! Frustrated by being still single and not finding your Mr. Right? I know a hot and interesting place for wealthy people and their admirers named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.

With the hair and the shorts and the stretching it kind of looks like the beginning to a horrible 70s porn movie. *shuddering*

#24: Your bravery and resolve in attempting to eat your girlfriend out first thing in the morning will set you up for great things later in life. Most men can only dream of summoning the courage required to perform such a task. But your ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

Hey my penis is stretchy too, oh wait she made it hard.

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#24: Your bravery and resolve in attempting to eat your girlfriend out first thing in the morning will set you up for great things later in life. Most men can only dream of summoning the courage required to perform such a task. But your ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

Perhaps your girlfriend didn't feel as clean first thing in the morning. Normally people are more favorably disposed to that sort of thing after a shower. It is possible she did not feel confident or sexy at that hour, first thing upon waking.

Of course trying to point out anything reasonable is utterly useless here.

@74

Yea, that's what I was thinking too.

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I would stick my face right in her ass!

I think i'm in love again.....and again.........ooop......nope just want to loot the poop shoot.

you can't describe her beauty in words. She is awesome.

Hey dude! She's wearing a tiny g-string behind his panties!!

When she spreads them like that, I expect evil things to be flying out like the Ark of the covenant. I can then see peoples' faces melting off or their heads exploding.

EWW LOOK AT HER SHORT LEGS.
they are disgusting... and her thighs... *PUKE*

The pictures of her standing in the girdle are far sexier than the contrived weird pose pictures.
Photoshoots often turn attractive women into weird looking ornaments. Some photographers have very odd ideas about what makes a woman attractive.

couldnt see her vagina..

I don't really love these pictures of her. But usually, I think she's gorgeous. I'm jealous of her pouty lips and perfect body.

... I sincerely hope she's gross without makeup.

Hi ,
I wonder what's her measurement on the rickter scale is...