Nov 9 2009Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing
Here's Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America's Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it's capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of "Baby, I swear I usually last longer. -- Back rub?" Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party save Meghan McCain's funbags, but even I can concede there are times when performing the Lord's work is the only thing holding the very fabric of our society together.
This, my friends, is one of of those times.
Photos: The CW
Reader Comments
1. Richard McBeef - November 9, 2009 4:55 PM
would plow
2. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 9, 2009 4:55 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
3. Jami - November 9, 2009 4:57 PM
I actually saw this episode of ANTM and she actually knows what she's talking about, she is an expert at posing in a bikini, if thats even considered a skill oh and FIRST!
4. Oliver Chester the Molester Lester - November 9, 2009 5:00 PM
She taught me that I can have an erection that can touch my bellybutton
5. Jami - November 9, 2009 5:00 PM
I guess i wasn't first, it was a good try though!
6. jackson_hale - November 9, 2009 5:04 PM
It really never works when a gay guy or lesbian pretends to be a horny heterosexual male. This sight used to be funny. Now its become tiresome.
7. tom - November 9, 2009 5:05 PM
FIRST!
8. Parker - November 9, 2009 5:07 PM
Obviously she's also qualified to teach women how to have anal sex with pics 3 and 4 being among the more classic positions. What a gem this woman is.
9. x0ffender - November 9, 2009 5:09 PM
Wow. That's all natural baby. And: EW on the erections.
10. Stef - November 9, 2009 5:14 PM
Of course...posing in a bikini requires at least a bachelor's. Or just a bachelor.
11. Kristen - November 9, 2009 5:20 PM
This site is turning in to PerezHilton.com. You are so anti-Republican and anti-conservative. Seriously, keep politics out of it. You were hilarious before you started pushing your liberal bias into the stories.
And, no, I am not a Republican. I'm just sick of hearing about your political views.
12. Turd the third - November 9, 2009 5:22 PM
She is totally bangable. Excellent bod, nice ass, looks real and healthy. No moosefoot, nice face.....and NO TATTOOS for that trash look. My only question, does she have a personality?
13. fat guy in little shirt - November 9, 2009 5:25 PM
pic 5
wow.
14. Taz - November 9, 2009 5:26 PM
I just blew my load!
15. Jenn - November 9, 2009 5:27 PM
Agreed with 6. This site sucks now. Just takes a while to get old habits out of your system I guess.
16. Fantastic Breasts Natural - November 9, 2009 5:30 PM
I found some topless picture of Marissa when she was barely legal. They are on a tennis court, and her tits make your mouth water. She was probably 19.
17. Deacon Jones - November 9, 2009 5:58 PM
YEAH!
@6 Get back to listening to emo and cutting yourself
18. Mandy Corvo - November 9, 2009 5:59 PM
I'd like to get a few modeling tips from her too.
19. um - November 9, 2009 6:32 PM
16- this one?
[img]http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/gente/miller-canestro/esterne261532452605153421_big.jpg[/img]
does that work?
20. Intermino - November 9, 2009 6:57 PM
Best. Body. Ever.
21. Lisa - November 9, 2009 7:22 PM
I think she's got one of the hottest bodies I've every seen ... BUT she also has a pretty big case of man-face going on.
On a side-note: #11--Totally agree.
22. Lisa - November 9, 2009 7:22 PM
I think she's got one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen ... BUT she also has a pretty big case of man-face going on.
On a side-note: #11--Totally agree.
23. e-rock - November 9, 2009 7:27 PM
Sorry to burst your "all natural" bubble, but those puppies are SILICONE. Thats a fact jack. Women with implants can spot them a mile away, and if you think otherwise, you don't know shit. She might have been large naturally a decade ago (ala Jessica Simpson who also got implants to keep those bad boys from sagging), but you can actually see the outline of them. Just sayin.
But she IS drop dead gorgeous, waaaaay hotter then that Krupa chick. ;o)
24. Fantastic Breasts Natural - November 9, 2009 7:56 PM
23 is correct, her breasts have been enhanced. I have topless pics from when she was about 19
25. small business health insurance - November 9, 2009 8:02 PM
awwww why'd you have to bring up the man face, ruined it
26. Rub 2 out - November 9, 2009 8:14 PM
Check out Denise Milani ...F'n huge rack
27. booger - November 9, 2009 8:39 PM
Perfect 10. She makes those other girls look like Ugly Betty.
28. Dani - November 9, 2009 9:06 PM
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29. Teeter - November 9, 2009 9:11 PM
Superdoucher,
If you would quit squawking about conservatives for a minute maybe you could do your job and notice that there is a possible smirking camel toe in the that first picture.
30. LLL - November 9, 2009 9:28 PM
Agreed #11 and 29. And I am a conservative, there are those of us out there who enjoy laughing at this shit too.
31. handytasche - November 9, 2009 9:46 PM
She sure is gorgeous!! Love love love the purple. Wish she'd do a new album!
32. VtFarmboy - November 9, 2009 10:12 PM
I agree with #11 this keep the politics out of it. If you have liberal leaning views fine but lets keep this site fun not like Prez has gotten
33. VtFarmboy - November 9, 2009 10:12 PM
I agree with #11 this keep the politics out of it. If you have liberal leaning views fine but lets keep this site fun not like Prez has gotten
34. sickitten - November 9, 2009 10:26 PM
If only her face wasn't so horsey...
35. lololololol - November 9, 2009 10:36 PM
i don't even like conservatives/republicans but gossip sites are hardly advancing any progressive agenda by going all political; in fact, you're doing the opposite. btw, what does marisa miller have to do with republicans again? i think she's hot but way overrated as a swimsuit model.
36. Real Woman - November 9, 2009 10:39 PM
She's a stick figure. A prepubescent boy figure. A real woman has a nice, big, dimpled, floppy set of buttcheeks and a nice bulging belly. Too bad you fags can't handle that.
37. ITSJESSICA - November 9, 2009 11:04 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON BEFORE SHE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT !!! BEAUTIFUL..ID HIT IT
38. ITSJESSICA - November 9, 2009 11:05 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON BEFORE SHE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT !!! BEAUTIFUL..ID HIT IT
39. ITSJESSICA - November 9, 2009 11:05 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON BEFORE SHE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT !!! BEAUTIFUL..ID HIT IT
40. #36 - November 9, 2009 11:09 PM
#36 GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL WOMAN IF SHE TITTY SLAPPED YOU WITH HER BIG OL TITTYS !!!!!!!!!
41. #36 - November 9, 2009 11:09 PM
#36 GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL WOMAN IF SHE TITTY SLAPPED YOU WITH HER BIG OL TITTYS !!!!!!!!!
42. #36 - November 9, 2009 11:09 PM
#36 GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL WOMAN IF SHE TITTY SLAPPED YOU WITH HER BIG OL TITTYS !!!!!!!!!
43. Tire Swing - November 9, 2009 11:58 PM
If you're reading for political content instead of staring at Ms. Miller, you're doing it wrong.
44. Glucosamine - November 10, 2009 12:09 AM
Too Sexy and really hot.
In creamy bikini she is looking to hot.Great sexy appeals she is delivering.
Really too hot.
45. Sickitten - November 10, 2009 12:18 AM
Arch your back and shake your tail all you want, my dear. Your horseface takes you out of the running.
46. Annie Loves Anal - November 10, 2009 1:00 AM
Agreed! More tits 'n ass. Less politics! that's what turd burglar Perez is for.
47. Jeff - November 10, 2009 1:37 AM
god you suck now fish. i used to piss myself laughing, all this shit is now is you trying to shove your crazy lefty views down our throats like the rest of this country/news channels/ our "president" i hate you
48. Chicken Fillet - November 10, 2009 2:09 AM
Typical right wing, red neck yank. Look at what your country has gotten itself into by being the consumed by its own greed and ego... in debt to China for 12 trillion, which will likely never recover from. Pathetic. You country needs some serious dosage from the 'lefties'...
Fuck I'd hit that with everything I've got.
49. Iris - November 10, 2009 4:15 AM
Hey, I'm an open minded girl from US, I'm interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports...
I have my photos on --- T a l l h u b . C o m ---, I love tall guys!
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52. Weight Loss Pills - November 10, 2009 6:40 AM
She kind of looks like Jessica Simpson
53. Cigarette - November 10, 2009 7:20 AM
HOT!!!!
54. laser whitening - November 10, 2009 7:45 AM
she is very very good looking!
55. Ben - November 10, 2009 9:02 AM
Her tit are REAL to those who say they aren't. She was in perfect 10 (have to be all natural for perfect 10), and if you use google you will easily find some of the photos, her tits are magnificent. They are no smaller in the magazine and perfectly shaped and perky. If you compare them to now they are even sagging a bit these days.
Jealously on all who say different.
56. justcasual - November 10, 2009 9:05 AM
She is goegrous beauty!
57. hollywood_hillbilly - November 10, 2009 9:09 AM
Dear Fuckhead Republicans,
Please secede, we will even help with the whole rapture thing.
Love,
THE USA
58. Posh - November 10, 2009 9:35 AM
The ANTModels look pretty bad. Marissa Miller >> hubba hubba. Gorgeous.
59. Posh - November 10, 2009 9:37 AM
The ANTModels look pretty bad. Marissa Miller >> hubba hubba. Gorgeous.
P.S. Is the superficial dude homo? Say no, say nO!
60. Tonya - November 10, 2009 10:41 AM
Most celebs are liberal. Why don't you right wingers beat your meat to Patricia Heaton?
61. Simple Econ - November 10, 2009 11:24 AM
If your customers don't want to hear you preach about politics, why do you do it?
Its just taking dollars out of your pockets.
62. 77 - November 10, 2009 11:33 AM
I love to hear about politics! I love to slam on that slut Prejean and I especially love to hear the retarded comments of Sarah Palin!
63. e-rock - November 10, 2009 12:14 PM
@#55 Ben- She CLAIMS they are real, because they have probably always been big, and she can back that up, but not anymore. You have no idea what you are talking about, really. Leave it to a man to say he knows better then a woman who actually has them. The only thing Im jealous of is her money. Body is AWESOME, face- meh, not so much.
64. M.e.o.w - November 10, 2009 12:34 PM
Freakin' hot!
She has one niiiice butt.
65. Gross - November 10, 2009 4:55 PM
Pic 4
eww
66. shortcake - November 10, 2009 8:18 PM
in pic #4, bitch looks like a cat burrying a turd
67. shortcake - November 10, 2009 8:20 PM
in pic #4, bitch looks like a cat burrying a turd
68. marc - November 10, 2009 9:57 PM
http://theblemish.com/2009/03/after-hours-club-marisa-miller-in-perfect-10/marisa-miller-perfect-10-15/
those puppies look real to me, probably because they are. perfect 10 indeed.
69. Chicken Fillet - November 11, 2009 1:49 AM
#67
Perfect time to rear end her with a crumbed cutlet(wet penis rolled in sand).
70. ... - November 11, 2009 7:03 AM
Good God that womans face is ugly
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73. ugg boots sale - November 12, 2009 6:08 AM
can back that up, but not anymore. You have no idea what you are talking about, really. Leave it to a man to say he knows better then a woman who actually has them. The only thing Im jealous of is her money. Body is AWESOME, face- meh, not so much.
74. cc - November 12, 2009 1:37 PM
That is a fine behind right there. The ANTM contestants are fug though. And they should all treat themselves to a sandwich...with extra mayo.
75. theRealMarisa - November 13, 2009 6:52 PM
Those of you who think Marisa has fake breasts haven't followed her career. One of her first big breaks was with Perfect 10 magazine which doesn't allow models to have any plastic surgery to be done. She won second place with the magazine's Perfect 10 model search in which all the contestants had to get checks including mammograms. Do a search on Perfect 10 and Marisa Miller. She is blessed with very good genes. They are no bigger/different now than when she posed for 10. Don't hate. Appreciate. And BTW e-rock, why does having fake tits suddenly make you more of expert than anyone in the world? My wife of 12 years has them and I see them pretty much every day. So I know what fake looks like, too.
76. TeenyB - November 17, 2009 10:06 AM
She looks great!
77. hitandwatch - November 19, 2009 5:12 PM
She looks amazing.