Nov 4 2009Lady GaGa's scrotum-do killed a man. Literally.
How has this not happened sooner? Via PopEater:
Lady Gaga stepped onto the red carpet on Monday night sporting a widow-esque black veil, and minutes later, celebrity photographer A.J. Sokalner was dead. Sokalner was working the red carpet at the ACE Awards that the 'Poker Face' singer was attending in New York City when he collapsed just minutes after Gaga took to the carpet. He was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital shortly after, and the owner of ACE Pictures, who Sokalner worked for, says emergency workers said he had suffered a heart attack
Jesus Christ. I don't even know how you'd explain this one to someone's family. "Ma'am, we want you to know your husband died bravely photographing a woman whose hair looked like a set of balls. If it's any consolation, I'm sure I'll probably bite it doing something lame like saving kids from a burning build- you know what? Let's start over."
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Nobody - November 4, 2009 10:44 AM
Geez, can you imagine that being the last thing you see? Poor bastard.
2. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN - November 4, 2009 10:45 AM
first lol F u all
3. hpeszti - November 4, 2009 10:49 AM
I know that she(????)'s ugly as hell, but still this kinda sucks. Especially for that man's family, but still I'm guessing this is all gona come out in the media like she killed him, and that's gotta hurt a bit. even if you're a man and you can take it...
4. arda - November 4, 2009 11:05 AM
garlic head?
5. lolwot - November 4, 2009 11:15 AM
wait srsly some one did die!?!?!
6. FishBone - November 4, 2009 11:38 AM
She looks like the elephant man.
7. She's right - November 4, 2009 11:44 AM
For covering up her ugly face
8. Chrissie - November 4, 2009 11:45 AM
OMFG....seriously her needing for attention with her wild outfits is getting superrrr old. Why the fuck does she keep humiliating herself.
She or he used to be an okay girl...
i guess daddy didn't love her enough
9. dubba - November 4, 2009 11:51 AM
@8 the stupid outfits and behavior is picking up the slack her generic music and lack of talent are lagging on
10. Jon - November 4, 2009 12:18 PM
When she is on stage showing off that big ass booty of hers I'd hit it twice but when she goes out into the public with her "fashion" costumes, my peeny shrinks into my stomach.
11. AmericanWhiteTrash - November 4, 2009 12:30 PM
ugly whore
12. liz - November 4, 2009 12:30 PM
i think it's stupid to relate a death to someone who has had worse outfits than that
completely stupid
slow news week, huh superficial guy?
13. DJS - November 4, 2009 1:09 PM
I'm curious, do you think she wears a bra under her shirt to? Maybe that thought is what killed the guy.
14. Stef - November 4, 2009 1:16 PM
Inducing vomiting, maybe, but actual death?
15. Eddy - November 4, 2009 1:50 PM
Y'know, I'd believe it.
16. MikeD - November 4, 2009 2:36 PM
Oh how I wish she choose plastic over lace....
17. All the more reason... - November 4, 2009 3:17 PM
... to burn it with fire, then nuke it from orbit. This wouldn't have happened if we had done that. It's not too late to stop it from happening again.
18. Jason American - November 4, 2009 6:03 PM
HA HA HA. This made me laugh.
19. M_D - November 4, 2009 7:05 PM
HAAAhahahaha amazing
20. Dave Mustaine - November 4, 2009 8:47 PM
WHo is this idiot and why is she dressed like a retard?
21. Laura - November 4, 2009 9:53 PM
How the hell are people comparing her to Madonna these days?... All though the whole dark arts bit doesn't seem too far off... But to me Lady Gaga is like the Marilyn Manson for girls... weird as fuck.
22. Grannypants - November 5, 2009 12:23 AM
What's the deal with the depends she's wearing? She looks like a 65 year old granny with those things on!
23. Adma - November 5, 2009 1:28 AM
hee
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25. kateri - November 5, 2009 4:05 AM
I feel awful a person passed but after reading
"Ma'am, we want you to know your husband died bravely photographing a woman whose hair looked like a set of balls. If it's any consolation, I'm sure I'll probably bite it doing something lame like saving kids from a burning build- you know what? Let's start over."
I lost it completely and started laughing like a mad fool, hahaha!
26. heather - November 5, 2009 9:29 AM
OMG!! All of yall hating on Lady GAGA! I happen to love her, she is awesome! I love her music and the fact that she can wear whatever she wants and she doesn't give a F*** what people think. She is awesome!!
27. terri - November 5, 2009 12:20 PM
finally shes covering that ugly face shes talented il give her that but shes an attention seeker theses clothes arent what she would normally wear shes a fake an trying to clone madonna shes not orignal
shame about that man that died though