Nov 5 2009Kristen Stewart probably shouldn't do interviews
While doing press for New Moon this week, Kristen Stewart played the always ridiculous "It's so hard being a rich actress in a successful franchise" card in a roundtable with Entertainment Weekly:
Asked about the endless rumors of her supposed off-screen romance with Pattinson, for instance, Stewart got nicely fired up. "I probably would've answered it if people hadn't made such a big deal about it," she said. "But I'm not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about 'Well, you chose to be an actor, why don't you just f--ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?'"
Pattinson himself, who clearly loathes confrontation, tried to softly interject with philosophical statements about the need for an actor to hold onto his individuality. But Stewart cut him off. "I've thought about this a lot," she said. "There's no answer that's not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Okay, we are. We aren't. I'm a lesbian.' I'm just trying to keep something," she said. "If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I'd be like 'F-- off!'
You know what's always smart? Letting the main actress in your cash cow franchise call your target audience "the fiending." Then again, I'm pretty sure they read this article and all they saw was "Blah blah blah 'Robert Pattinson will dry hump me if I buy a Twilight backpack' blah blah blah 'Kristen Stewart is a lesbian and no longer a threat to me' blah blah blah 'I wish I didn't read Breaking Dawn 400 times because now I no longer understand the English language' blah blah blah blah."
To prove my point, watch as I instantly quadruple the site's traffic: I totally just heard Edward Cullen will hold your hand in gym class if you click every single picture on The Superficial - twice. OMG!
(Why didn't I do this sooner?)
Reader Comments
1. Valerie - November 5, 2009 1:32 PM
Damn this is boring
2. DCLeisurist - November 5, 2009 1:33 PM
Fat! She's rocking some muffin top. And she be reel dumm.
3. sophie - November 5, 2009 1:33 PM
she is such a twat. get over yourself stewart!
4. omg - November 5, 2009 1:35 PM
ew those shoes...
5. wtf - November 5, 2009 1:35 PM
DORK!!!!! WASSUP WITH THE SUSPENDERS.........LAME
6. wtf - November 5, 2009 1:35 PM
DORK!!!!! WASSUP WITH THE SUSPENDERS.........LAME
7. wtf - November 5, 2009 1:35 PM
DORK!!!!! WASSUP WITH THE SUSPENDERS.........LAME
8. beep beep - November 5, 2009 1:38 PM
I agree with #2. That pale, doughy-armed broad is rocking a muffin top AND a flat chest. Plus, the guy standing next to her looks like a caveman.
9. AtomicCoffee - November 5, 2009 1:44 PM
I'll tell anybody who I'm dating - it doesn't bother me a bit.
I'm dating Ugly Betty.
No, not that Amerigo Vespucci chick from the TV. Betty Linski. She works at Chili's. She's hideous, but she pays my utility bills for me and gives me free Kickin' Jack Nachos.
10. Holly - November 5, 2009 1:53 PM
OMG she looks like something on the bottom of a meth addict's shoe. It's called A SHOWER, Kristen, and A STYLIST. You desperately need BOTH. ASAP
She IS supposed to be a female, right? *studying photos* Nope. I think she might be sportin' a wanker.
11. TUBBO - November 5, 2009 1:56 PM
Big talk from an average looking bitch with a bad body.
12. Cris - November 5, 2009 1:59 PM
She is just trying NOT to be a plastic product (so mouch...).
Give her a break, please... and also, she is JUST 19!!!
13. Tess - November 5, 2009 2:01 PM
WHO IS THIS PASTEY, PUKEY LITTLE FREAK ANYWAY? Big deal , she got lucky and landed a roll in a movie. Now she is famous a just being a little bitch. She's so angry over her speculated romance. WHO GIVES A SHIT? I would purposley NOT watch a movie just because she was in it. All these little drama queens need to get over themselves. Her career will be in the toilet before she knows it anyway.
14. Tess - November 5, 2009 2:01 PM
WHO IS THIS PASTEY, PUKEY LITTLE FREAK ANYWAY? Big deal , she got lucky and landed a roll in a movie. Now she is famous a just being a little bitch. She's so angry over her speculated romance. WHO GIVES A SHIT? I would purposley NOT watch a movie just because she was in it. All these little drama queens need to get over themselves. Her career will be in the toilet before she knows it anyway.
15. Cris - November 5, 2009 2:01 PM
...OK, and what would you say in interviews if you were her?
16. Amber - November 5, 2009 2:05 PM
It irks me when actor cry about attention. They need attention if they don't have it their product doesn't sell. The mass audience will eventually ditch her and she will be panhandling for fame again. I can't wait to see her on the 76th installment of 'Dancing with the Stars'.
17. Friend Request - November 5, 2009 2:10 PM
Melissa,
Need your oppionion on this.
18. Cris - November 5, 2009 2:13 PM
...what is more enoying?... what she is saying here or "oh, this is so just perfect, I am so lucky and thankful, I love the fans so, SOOOO MOUCH, doesn't matter if they try to kill and ask about the colour of my shit... ALL THIS FAME IS SO AWESOME and I must endure all the crazy without complaining because I CHOOSE to be and actor and this life is so mouch better than yours"...
19. lats - November 5, 2009 2:23 PM
u wonder why in the 1st place R and K are asked about their relationship BECOZ MOST OF THE TWIHARD WIERDOS GIVE A FUCK U DAMN TWITS.Dont u think they get tired of being asked the same ridiculous question
Since most people seem to know-it-all how would u handle the situation if u were in kstew shoes
20. Heather - November 5, 2009 2:27 PM
Honestly, the most unflattering picture ever.
If she doesn't want the attention she should go do shakespeare on some random stage.
If you don't wanna be famous give all your money to the poor. I'm sure they could use it.
21. Liquid - November 5, 2009 2:28 PM
I think they are such a sexy couple together. Can't wait for there new movie to be released.
Check out my link guys. Its super hot!!
22. Stef - November 5, 2009 2:28 PM
Hint #1: don't alienate fans you don't have and stop your fricking whining about how it sucks to be rich and famous. Nobody cares.
23. Kiera - November 5, 2009 2:30 PM
@15, she could say something like "I'm glad the fans like the movie, but I want to keep my personal life private." It's easy being honest and NOT a bitch. I know being in the spotlight isn't easy, but if it bugs her this much, she can quit being an actress anytime and stick to behind the scenes work.
24. arealcad - November 5, 2009 2:36 PM
That was a totally incoherent statement pretending to be coherent.
Crapola like that usually comes out of the mouth of an alcoholic.
25. Liquid - November 5, 2009 2:46 PM
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!
26. Mane - November 5, 2009 2:55 PM
WTF is New Moon, is it that the earth its gonna explode n we all have to live there in the fugly moon? jesus take me now...
BTW: shes face cute... thats all
27. j - November 5, 2009 2:56 PM
Sounds like a juvenile attempt to appear intelligent and hip. Console yourselves with the thought that in the near future, when you stop by McDonalds for a quick burger, Kristen Stewart will be asking you "want fries with that?".
28. Anon - November 5, 2009 2:59 PM
HAHA! Oh jesus. I'm in love with The Fish today.
29. Rancid - November 5, 2009 3:02 PM
This girl is really getting bent out of shape over nothing. In a couple years people will stop bothering her because they aren't going to know who she is.
30. Sport - November 5, 2009 3:08 PM
she's a nobody.
31. AteIsEnough - November 5, 2009 3:21 PM
Kida' skizzy looking to me. Ewww. On top of that, she's also seemingly a little 'tarded.
32. ha - November 5, 2009 3:23 PM
Looks like she just got done sweeping some chimneys.
33. Rishabh - November 5, 2009 4:05 PM
Haha this website was made for jealous rants... just accept the fact that she's made it, she can face a camera, and you're all stuck with your lives. Haaah.
www.billyworm.blogspot.com
34. Irene Barcelo - November 5, 2009 4:10 PM
this girl obviously is immature and does not realize the effect her words take and offend others.
35. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - November 5, 2009 4:20 PM
Is she really going to be famous beyond this series? I don't think her acting will garner her much fame unless it is in tween or other series.
36. K - November 5, 2009 4:31 PM
She's a great actress, who's not afraid to speak her mind. She can have my 10.75 any day.
37. twzzlrgirl - November 5, 2009 4:33 PM
When they picked K. Stewart to be in these movies, I almost died. I don't think she can act, but more annoyingly....she doesn't move her frickin' mouth when she talks. She looks like a puppet of some kind. It makes me crazy...on top of that, she is most definitely not attractive. But then, I don't think Rob Pattinson is anything to write home about either.
IMHO, they ruined what was a fairly decent book with a smarmy script and silly acting. Get over yourself, Kristin.
38. Stacey - November 5, 2009 5:11 PM
I love how a lot of you diss her then circle your comment back around to her looks. What do looks have to do with ANYTHING she's talking about? GOD you people are so ridiculous. And jealous.
And it's a lot easier to criticize someone--even someone famous whose life you think must be so swell--when you haven't walked a foot in their sparkly Christian Louboutin shoes.
Are any of you successful people? Furthermore, are any of you successful people who NEVER complain about the job that has brought you so much success? No, never! That would make you a hypocrite! Get an effing GRIP, people! You can be rich and successful and still not be content!
39. Christina - November 5, 2009 5:28 PM
Fat? Are you taking the piss? Shes very skinny.
Either the people calling her fat are fat themselves and are trying to feel better, or the opposite; they are the kind of people that have derranged themselves into believeing being malnourished is attractive. Either way, shut the hell up.
40. Napoleon - November 5, 2009 5:46 PM
Stacey, i 100% agree with you!!
41. Mai-Tai - November 5, 2009 5:56 PM
This chick got lucky. Her acting is less than average and she isn't any kind of hot. So, she should shut her mouth and ride out the rest of what's left of her fame.
42. Tanzarian - November 5, 2009 6:06 PM
Stuff a sock in that yapper then stuff a cock in that snapper.
43. cherry - November 5, 2009 6:36 PM
I call dyke
44. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - November 5, 2009 7:13 PM
Another idiotic spoiled self absorbed loser actress. The country is filled with them. She is nothing interesting, different or special.
45. Great White Pygmy - November 5, 2009 7:45 PM
I remember way back when, when it took me 45 minutes watching "Panic Room" to realize she was a female!
46. shoegirl927 - November 5, 2009 7:49 PM
SHE IS SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH. RECAST!!!!
47. shoegirl927 - November 5, 2009 7:51 PM
She is so ungrateful!~!!! RECAST!!!!
48. Danklin - November 5, 2009 8:05 PM
I agree with 24. That was just rambling and it didnt make one bit of sense. I hate people that think they're so intelligent they can just give soundbites and expect people to know wtf they're talking about. Kristen Stewart isnt that special and really isnt that beautiful. I'm sick and tired of all this Twilght bullshit already.
49. Danklin - November 5, 2009 8:06 PM
Okay, we are. We aren't. I'm a lesbian.' I'm just trying to keep something," she said.
WTF?
50. Slice - November 5, 2009 8:45 PM
@ Stacey. I completely disagree! Yes, I complain about my job, but if I have to vent about it, I go to my boyfriend or a friend. I don't tell my boss or my clients how much I dislike it. I don't bite the hand that feeds me. She literally refers to her fans as "the fiending". How can you even defend that? The last time I checked, the only reason she's able to live the cushy life she does is because of her fans. It's ridiculous for you to suggest that anyone with something negative to say about her is just jealous when she's living the high life on her fans' dime and then publicly shitting on them.
51. suzie - November 5, 2009 9:14 PM
AMEN!!
Between Kristen's wanna-be bad@ss attitude that's in reality ungrateful & immature and the Twihard shippers it's an embarassment to admit to being a Twilight fan.
52. Tony Curtiss - November 5, 2009 9:25 PM
wow. She's totally getting fat and pale.
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54. Stacey - November 5, 2009 10:11 PM
@Slice - You have a point about not complaining to clients (in her case, fans). However, the only people I think are jealous are the ones who insult what she says by juxtaposing it with her looks. That has no basis and is completely ad hominem.
And when she said "fiending," I defend that because I don't take it as her talking about fans. I interpreted it as the paparazzi or the hundreds of magazines that print lies about her every day or the actually crazy people who call themselves fans who think they're going to someday be RPattz's bride if they could only get rid of Kristen Stewart somehow.
55. Stacey - November 5, 2009 10:18 PM
@Napoleon - cool beans! :p
56. chris is pathetic - November 5, 2009 10:20 PM
Chris, quit arguing with everyone who says what they think about KS. Just go play with yourself while watching Panic Room or go back to the IMDb board where you belong. You're fvcking pathetic.
57. Yes - November 6, 2009 12:13 AM
#50 I think you're completely right. #54, a person can think KS is full of shit and incoherent and also think she's unattractive. Since when did you become the one who decides what we can or can not think and what our motives are for those thoughts? You have your own agenda. That's obvious.
And her remark about "the fiending" was insulting to me, a fan of Twilight. She uses this broad brush to paint us all as freaks. It's the same as her comment that time on that morning show when she was asked about how the fans are and she said, "They're nice. (pause) To your face."
That's an insult.
58. UGG Nightfall - November 6, 2009 12:41 AM
Honestly, the most unflattering picture ever.
If she doesn't want the attention she should go do shakespeare on some random stage.
If you don't wanna be famous give all your money to the poor. I'm sure they could use it.
59. christmas gift ideas - November 6, 2009 1:15 AM
Hey i just love Kristen in that jeans and sleeve less T-shirt. She is looking so marvellous in that outfit. I just love her smile. So innocent . Thanks for sharing this.
60. SSS - November 6, 2009 1:43 AM
It's about time you stand for your self Kristen. Don't mind all the losers here who are jealous of you. They are bullies. They have too much time in their hands..nothing better to do but criticize you, because they can't stand what you have and it makes their lives miserable.
61. SSS - November 6, 2009 1:52 AM
It's about time you stand for your self Kristen. Don't mind all the losers here who are jealous of you. They are bullies. They have too much time in their hands..nothing better to do but criticize you, because they can't stand what you have and it makes their lives miserable.
62. Chole - November 6, 2009 2:05 AM
..She has a muffin top? She's fat? Wow, some people are so blind with jealousy its pitiful.
63. dee - November 6, 2009 8:58 AM
Soooooo young
SOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY
64. upyours - November 6, 2009 10:48 AM
THE JEALOUS REMARKS ON THIS SITE ARE RIDICULOUS..GROW UP, GET A LIFE AND QUIT BEING HATERS...YOUR JEALOUSY I QUITE OBVIOUS!
65. YikesStripes - November 6, 2009 12:48 PM
wah wah wah. i have news for you people: just because your mommies tell you that anyone who doesn't agree with you is jealous, does not make it true. celebrities make their livelihoods off of OUR money. it's impossible to turn on the tv, walk through the grocery store, turn on the radio, etc without seeing a celebrity hawking a crappy product or giving their two cents about something. if this girl is allowed to express her opinion in an extremely public forum, then it's absolutely our right to respond with our opinions. yes, i agree that some people get carried away with the petty comments, i agree that we don't know everything she's going through, but why should we be constantly bombarded with twilight ads, volvo ads, articles (obviously alot of which aren't her doing, but many that are), and have to silently accept whatever she has to say?
66. One Hundred Jobs - November 6, 2009 1:20 PM
Best post in a long time. ""Blah blah blah 'Robert Pattinson will dry hump me if I buy a Twilight backpack' blah blah blah 'Kristen Stewart is a lesbian and no longer a threat to me' blah blah blah 'I wish I didn't read Breaking Dawn 400 times because now I no longer understand the English language' blah blah blah blah."
Hilarious. The selective hearing of teenyboppers everywhere thank youf or this post.
67. aprilstp - November 6, 2009 1:51 PM
LMAO!! You're the best Fish!!
68. ac - November 6, 2009 2:07 PM
dude's neanderthal forehead looks like it has been pushed down into his mouth.
69. loser - November 6, 2009 3:27 PM
B*tches hate her, women her her. Lol and no one is going to see her crappy movie the runaways so she better start being nice, or the "fiending" us women are going to kick her butt.
And where does she shop? Joan Jetts hasbeen closet in 1970's or is the thrift store? hate her so much diaf we all hate your guts and your fugly.
70. who cares just like this post - November 6, 2009 5:38 PM
I'm tired of her attitude it wreaks of spoiled immaturity.
71. heather - November 6, 2009 8:15 PM
She is always weird when it comes to talking to the media. She just acts weird and always like puts her hand on her forehead like she's playing with her hair or something. Awkward!!
72. Stacey - November 7, 2009 3:03 AM
Blah blah blah. I'm so pooped, I can't find the energy or interest to go back and read what someone yelled at me for so I can respond. So whatevs. Kristen Stewart seems to be completely awesome and badass. Maybe if you all would let up a little, she'd return the favor. End of story. And good night!
73. who cares just like this post - November 7, 2009 4:36 AM
Fuck that shit she still sucks shes annoying even to look at no ones giving her a hard time shes giving us a hard time with her lameness anyone can take her part in those damn vampire movies. So she can suck a big cock with her lesbian ass.
74. Intn - November 7, 2009 7:43 AM
She really has bEAUtiful eyes, as in the last picture. She has nice features
75. Naopleon - November 7, 2009 6:46 PM
Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D
Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D
76. Naopleon - November 7, 2009 6:46 PM
Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D
Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D
77. Naopleon - November 7, 2009 6:46 PM
Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D
Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D
78. Naopleon - November 7, 2009 6:46 PM
Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D
Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D
79. Naopleon - November 7, 2009 6:46 PM
Kristen is beautiful, smart and fierce :D I love her. Dont matter what your ignorant asses say, you just wanna talk everyone down. It isnt even personal, thats just the name of the site and congrats, it fits you all :D
Kristen is ma bebey, Taylor is a sweetiepie too :D
80. jenna - November 8, 2009 1:05 PM
Ha!! kristen stewart should be glad people actually give a shit who she's dating. The Twilight movie was so stupid, and no one in those movies can act for shit so she should be happy she's getting all the publicity she's getting. Some actors/actresses actually have to do a GOOD job in a GOOD movie to get as much publicity. She should be thanking all the preteens and elementary school kids for being so obsessed w/ her terrible acting skills.
81. jenna - November 8, 2009 1:12 PM
And wtf is up w/ her retarded outfit??? Hey im gonna pull some jeans out of my dads closet and pop some suspenders on there!! Oh and since I wish everyone was scared of me, im gonna wear this $400 designer tee w/ a revolver on it and maybe they really will be??? Hint Hint Kristen Stewart: Dont wear a tight white baby tee w/ suspenders if you dont want your muffin top to stand out. Oh and if you're just so confident in yourself that you dont mind if your belly fat shows, then you just have bad fashion sense!! Next time get some jeans that fit, dont do the emo 'roll em up on the bottom so they look extra stupid', wear some heels and not some shitty looking dorothy shoes and then try the gun baby tee not tucked in and maybe a different color so your jelly roll doesnt fall out.
82. jenna - November 8, 2009 1:21 PM
don't beat yourself up about it though kristen, you're not the only one who did a shitty job in Twilight... it was the whole cast...
83. Ashley - November 8, 2009 10:51 PM
Kristen Stewart= horrible acting, horrible looks, horrible attitude. She is such an ungrateful brat! The fans are the ones who got her to where she is today, and look how she talks about us! That girl is so immature. Honestly. her attitude astounds me. Someone really needs to cut her down to size and make her realize that she is being unfair, ungrateful and unappreciative of her fans. She should be replaced with a more respectable actress who knows how to appreciate her fans and knows how to treat them. Kristen Stewart obviously doesn't know how to do any of that, so why should anyone support her? She ruined Twilight and Bella completely for me.
84. bondage porn - November 13, 2009 3:54 AM
"I totally just heard Edward Cullen will hold your hand in gym class if you click every single picture on The Superficial - twice. OMG!"
No fair... I tried this and it didn't work. Or did I miss one? I'll try again.
85. KStew hates her fans - November 16, 2009 3:38 PM
#10 Holly said: "I think she might be sportin' a wanker."
She is. His name is Rob Pattinson.