Nov 24 2009Kim Kardashian in a bikini looks off

Taking time off from blatantly hawking Warner Bros. DVDs, Kim Kardashian posted the above pic to her Twitter account Sunday claiming she'd reached her "goal" using QuickTrim, the weight loss product she's endorsing. What's hilarious is how obviously stretched out this photo looks which proves Kim Kardashian thinks her fans are idiots who've never looked in a funhouse mirror before. Then again, they are fans of Kim Kardashian, so the market research's probably on her side. Shouldn't have jumped the gun on that one.

Photo: Kim Kardashian

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Reader Comments

1. Vanilla Wafers - November 24, 2009 2:05 PM

lol

2. Weed - November 24, 2009 2:06 PM

F1Rst .

Nice

3. Amber - November 24, 2009 2:08 PM

Can I get the name of her spray tan artist?

4. Lola - November 24, 2009 2:09 PM

It must be exhausting to have your entire life revolve around your looks. She needs to relax, take of the face paint, and eat a sandwich.

5. Photoshop Police - November 24, 2009 2:11 PM

The photo and/or the camera angle is distorted, but it definitely looks like someone has been messing with the image in photoshop. Come on, Kim! If you're gonna have someone photoshop an image at least hire someone who knows what they're doing!

6. jumpin_j - November 24, 2009 2:16 PM

Stretched out, no. Best impression of a blood orange, yes.

7. Lila - November 24, 2009 2:20 PM

She looks like a SIM

8. who dat - November 24, 2009 2:22 PM

Is this worthless whore day @ the superficial.

9. mel - November 24, 2009 2:23 PM

Angled and photoshopped?

That doesn't mean you are there, Kim.

10. bi chick - November 24, 2009 2:24 PM

this actually makes the diet drug look as stupid as she does.

11. naomi diaz - November 24, 2009 2:26 PM

her face is sooo stretchd out....
she's already got a hot body why try to distort it?

12. OTP - November 24, 2009 2:26 PM

FAKE PHOTOSHOPPED WHORE.

13. realistic - November 24, 2009 2:27 PM

it just looks like its been shrunk horizontally just a tad to make her appear narrow

14. hotstuff - November 24, 2009 2:27 PM

SHE IS DISGUSTING

15. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!! - November 24, 2009 2:28 PM

I don't care want anyone says she looks fuckin HOT. No ofense but I just can't see why she is going out with a black guy or her sisters I guess it must be the big mohany mast hanging off their ship!!! Sorry guys I'm white but I know black guys have the biggest COCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Yes I live in San Farancisco BUT I AM NOT GAY!!!! Not that theres anthing wrong that!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. STUPID - November 24, 2009 2:30 PM

this girl is really dumb. does she really think that her photo looks natural?
besides just this photo, she has been looking really weird lately. more plastic surgery i guess. she has always looked like plastic, but even more so now.

17. Legs Malone - November 24, 2009 2:31 PM

Her legs are not that long. Stumpy legs that match her ass.

18. ak - November 24, 2009 2:31 PM

wow...that's pretty awful use of the clone tool. And maybe the airbrush tool?

Stay away from the Photoshop, Kim! You're beautiful as you are! And if you're going to go the PS route, hire a professional retoucher, not your college nephew.

19. TO ELEPHANT MAN - November 24, 2009 2:32 PM

#15, CAN YOU SEE PROPERLY?
SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY DISTORTED IN THE PICTURE.
AND, YOU'RE APPARENTLY GAY.
not that there's anything wrong with that.

20. assman - November 24, 2009 2:34 PM

me likey.

21. bababooey - November 24, 2009 2:34 PM

God dam I could have done a better job with paint shop on an Apple II C.

22. msnasty - November 24, 2009 2:35 PM

fake ho

23. seven27 - November 24, 2009 2:36 PM

It's badly photoshopped. You can tell by the odd glows, creating a halo effect around her legs and thighs. Looks quickly rushed out. The proportions are off as well.

24. Sport - November 24, 2009 2:37 PM

She is disgusting. Notice the insecure media whore needs to have lingerie, bikinis and bras showing while she takes a revealing pic of herself to post online. She is gross and an even grosser human being.

25. martita - November 24, 2009 2:41 PM

thats clearly screamin photoshop. but not the thighs! its her head what doesnt belong to that body!! its not even the same color... c'mon kim!! nobody is that idiot... next time we see her she's gonna look like a whale compared to that model possing...by the way poor thing, that chick, they stole their body and pasted that ugly kardasian potatoe head

26. emz - November 24, 2009 2:43 PM

when i first saw this i thought it was a cardboard cut out..

27. Danklin24 - November 24, 2009 2:45 PM

This was obviously photoshopped out the ass....and badly too. Her face looks smooshed and her body is gross. Someone was trying to make her look ripped when she clearly isnt.

28. You Boyfriend, Merriman - November 24, 2009 2:47 PM

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29. TITMAN - November 24, 2009 2:47 PM

30. F*ck you back dude - November 24, 2009 2:47 PM

Is Kim Kardashian Asian or what? She looks Asian, so why is she always putting on fake tan. As for her claims of "loosing weight" from QuickTrim products, her toned stomach (if real and not photoshopped) tells as how little she thinks of people, to try and trick them to thinking otherwise when in reality her new body is courtesy of endless hours at the gym with an expensive personal trainer at her side and nothing else.

31. Lila - November 24, 2009 2:49 PM

SIMS 3 World Adventures.

32. Reg - November 24, 2009 3:04 PM

Her head looks as wide as her hips in this photo. Photoshop!

33. Kaz - November 24, 2009 3:04 PM

Photoshop ftl

34. YaYa - November 24, 2009 3:19 PM

Cher goes tanning...

35. YaYa - November 24, 2009 3:19 PM

Cher goes tanning...

36. huh? - November 24, 2009 3:41 PM

normally i defend kim's figure, but holy cow (literally, sorry kim) if she thinks anyone is fooled by this digital b.s, she's pretty f-ing delusional.

37. ritalooo - November 24, 2009 3:59 PM

PHOTOSHOPPPPPPPPPPED to the max.

38. cc - November 24, 2009 4:03 PM

Sheeeeeeit, Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag, and Kim K all in a row? The holy triumvirate of talentless shits? Please, someone, strike them down with one fell swoop.

39. Tragic1 - November 24, 2009 4:10 PM

Tsk tsk tsk! Quick trim program is actually the MS paint program. Careful how you use it or, this could happen.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/431/30128855.png

40. Tragic1 - November 24, 2009 4:12 PM

The Quick Trim program is actually MS Paint. Be careful, you dont wantt to look like this with too much application!!
url=http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/431/30128855.png

41. laurente - November 24, 2009 4:18 PM

first of all number 28 you could have "nice titties" too - just go to the doctor and buy the along with a fake nose and bad photoshopping
god she is such a whore
sex tape and she becomes famous
over made up
she does not have a good body
she is always pnotoshopping everything and lying that she never had plastic surgery
come on
she has short stumpy legs - those aren't her legs

42. dude - November 24, 2009 4:23 PM

photoshop. The head ain't right

43. msnasty - November 24, 2009 4:25 PM

#41, exactly!

44. Bethea - November 24, 2009 4:43 PM

It looks like a sim from Sims2. So fake.

45. Nameless - November 24, 2009 4:57 PM

Her photo looks like it was stretched to make her look thinner; plus she sucking in her gut. She want to prove to everyone she lost weight?

Take that picture out in the sun and one from behind. Gauranteed she still got cellulite.

46. saywha? - November 24, 2009 5:21 PM

wow, when did kim's head get too big for her body???

47. Lisa - November 24, 2009 5:42 PM

THAT body would look so much better (without the obviously photo shopped abs and thinner thighs) on a BLOND babe than a long faced, caked on makeup, dirty fame whore!!!!

SO, SO FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAKE breasts.
FAKE nose.
FAKE tan.
FAKE hair.
FAKE abs and thighs (courtesy of photo shop!!!!).
FAKE ass.
FAKE personality.
FAKE laugh.
FAKE smile.

WOW.... how disgusting. She needs to go to hell like her dirty filthy O.J loving father. The Devil needs someone else to stick hot pokers into.

Slut.

48. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - November 24, 2009 6:44 PM

She looks like a greasy brown turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving.

I guess its easier to piss on her, when she is so tan?

49. Gando - November 24, 2009 7:06 PM

She definitely did lose some weight.

50. ddddd - November 24, 2009 7:10 PM

who's she kidding really?

51. saywha? - November 24, 2009 7:13 PM

they probably were going to do a little touch up job on the photos and kim kept telling them to go thinner until it met her ideal physique. there's no way a trained graphic artist would ever do something like this and try to pass it off as the real thing.

52. Darth - November 24, 2009 7:31 PM

Her stomach area needs to be tightened a bit more though.

53. OJ Simpson - November 24, 2009 9:14 PM

Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm telling you why, OJ Claus is coming to kill.

54. Puh_lease - November 24, 2009 9:28 PM

That is not her body. Show me an ass shot. Fuzzy photoshopped jaw...

55. Yeah...right - November 24, 2009 10:23 PM

I've never seen more obvious photoshopping in my life. It's clear her face has been heavily photoshopped, and don't get me started on the body, especially her hips.

56. Joe Mahma - November 24, 2009 11:10 PM

What's funny is they shot the picture at a down-angle which would make a person appear to be shorter than they actually are.

57. To Lisa, the one with issues - November 24, 2009 11:25 PM

@Lisa #47. You sound like you have some serious issues.

58. To Lisa, the one with issues - November 24, 2009 11:25 PM

@Lisa #47. You sound like you have some serious issues.

59. the truth - November 25, 2009 12:55 AM

she still forgot to photoshop her mustache off.

60. Tri Cleanse - November 25, 2009 6:20 AM

oh its so very amazing awesome i like it

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2259661

61. Donk Donkerson - November 25, 2009 6:27 AM

Airbrushed to hell.

62. Amalthea - November 25, 2009 9:26 AM

Looks to me like she was photoshopped into that room, too. For someone standing in front of a very bright window, the lighting on her person seems really off.

63. 1derwoman - November 25, 2009 11:43 AM

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, right!

64. cc - November 25, 2009 3:42 PM

Just look at that long, aquiline face. Like a horse almost. Even though her face is actually normally proportioned. Forstruth, it be photoshopped?

65. spicy - November 25, 2009 4:42 PM

KIM, i luv ya but get real. I have T&A just like you and theres no way i could magically just shave 15 lbs from my ass and hips while my tatas stay the same friggen size. if youre gonna lose the poundage, your gonna lose it everywhere. idiot.

66. ash - November 26, 2009 8:20 PM

the fact that shes taking some diet pill and still felt the need to alter the picture speaks for itself. guess its just not working fast enough for her. why would she wanna post a picture of herself looking like a horse face tho? hahaha nobody likes a horseface. you would think even kim kardashian would know that.

67. Leesh - November 26, 2009 11:17 PM

She has ugly feet. They should have fixed those, too. Ugly feet=Ew.

68. Leesh - November 26, 2009 11:17 PM

She has ugly feet. They should have fixed those, too. Ugly feet=Ew.

69. Turd da Third - November 27, 2009 8:25 AM

She has got a mule face and a horse's ass!

70. Ricki - November 27, 2009 6:24 PM

Shes perfect i dunno wat u pep's R talking bout..
She has a pretty face, and a awesome body

71. Weeble - November 27, 2009 9:06 PM

Blog fail. This picture has not been "obviously stretched out". It hasn't been stretched at all. It's taken with a slightly wide angle lens from above and looking down on her. Seems to me to be either a 20-70 wide angle zoom, with a bit of lens correction in post, or the lens of a standard point and shoot almost fully zoomed out. It's quite obvious from simple visual clues such as the angle of the vertical lines in the room (look at the curtains for example) and the converging point of focus at her hips. The photographer was clearly an amateur, and chose the angle probably because they felt it minimized the legs and accentuated the upper body. Which it does, but at the cost of making her legs appear almost as short as her torso.

72. Weeble - November 27, 2009 9:09 PM

In case it wasn't obvious from my above comment, for those of you who are mentally challenged, it means: THIS IMAGE HAS NOT BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED. IT WAS SIMPLY SHOT FROM A POOR ANGLE WITH A WIDE ANGLE LENS.

73. göğüs estetiği - November 28, 2009 7:42 AM

without bikini please...

74. paul smith - November 28, 2009 9:13 PM

well. good .
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html

75. Erin - November 29, 2009 11:44 AM

It doesn't even look stretched out - it looks like her head has been superimposed on someone else's body.

76. Acai Fire - November 30, 2009 1:51 AM

well an good i like it

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77. missb - November 30, 2009 6:41 PM

She looks good, but this was definitely tinkered with a little bit. Look at the light rectangle around her legs! This was just lazy work.

78. GIP - November 30, 2009 9:20 PM

This is the stupidest fake photo I've seen of Kim yet. Let's see the wannabe pornstar get on a live webcam to show the world her "abs" aka flabs... oops, you can't do it can u fatty. LOL - pathetic.

79. amanda - December 2, 2009 10:16 PM

oops, somebody forgot to defringe...

80. r4 dsi - December 10, 2009 12:04 AM

Hi,
You're beautiful as you are! And if you're going to go the PS route, hire a professional retoucher, not your college nephew.

81. Abercrombie Fitch - December 16, 2009 1:01 AM

its great that she is still rockin' the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

82. Wolfman Jack - January 9, 2010 6:25 AM

Fake! You can tell by the shadows, they are all wrong, fake fake fake!!

83. Wolfman Jack - January 9, 2010 6:25 AM

Fake! You can tell by the shadows, they are all wrong, fake fake fake!!

84. Extenze - January 25, 2010 4:36 AM

Kim is my best.She looks Awesome in this.