Nov 25 2009Katie Couric is f-cking sexy
Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It's like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!
In related news, I'm ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.
UPDATE: I don't usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:
She's just Jon Gosselin's type!
WIN.

Reader Comments
1. pimp - November 25, 2009 1:23 PM
I'd hit it...
2. fat guy in a little shirt.... - November 25, 2009 1:25 PM
my eyes...... my eyes!!!!!!! I can't see!!!!!! ohhh, the humanity of it all!
3. xxWPxx - November 25, 2009 1:25 PM
Super creepy... they should auto tune her everyday.
4. megs - November 25, 2009 1:26 PM
She's just Jon Gosselin's type!
5. GeneralEmergency - November 25, 2009 1:29 PM
Note to Self:
1) Burn LCD Display.
2) Smash Hard Drive.
3) Melt Mouse with blowtorch.
4) Take a fork to my eyeballs.
6. Hanson Danson - November 25, 2009 1:33 PM
I would enjoy chowing down on her cougar triangle.
7. Clyde - November 25, 2009 1:37 PM
I saw her a few months ago walking into a restaurant that I was dining in. I'd tap that so hard. Her legs are fantastic in person.
8. Perry - November 25, 2009 1:42 PM
Wonder if Walter Cronkite ever danced like that?
9. Vanquish - November 25, 2009 1:43 PM
OMG megs, a pingback from Fish himself. I bet you just came a little! :p
10. http://www.popduds.com/ - November 25, 2009 1:50 PM
So lumpy! I've got 5 boners right now ZOMG
11. kingofbeer - November 25, 2009 1:50 PM
I'd hit it :)
12. whatever - November 25, 2009 1:52 PM
Almost as sexy as when she let us watch her have a colonoscopy.
13. NOrm - November 25, 2009 1:54 PM
She looks like she is about to say "if you don't do it right to me the first time, I'm man enough to make you do it again."
14. Robot - November 25, 2009 1:54 PM
I think she's doing the "Tootsie Roll" in pic 4.
Yep. Pretty damn sure.
15. Bifster - November 25, 2009 1:56 PM
Haters can hate, but I'd hit that so hard, Tom Brokaw would feel it.
16. sunshine - November 25, 2009 2:04 PM
That's a "page out of her notebook" segment for sure!
17. Schmeeky - November 25, 2009 2:10 PM
King Arthur would have to pull me out of that.
18. meg - November 25, 2009 2:29 PM
bow to me, citages!
19. who dat - November 25, 2009 2:29 PM
In picture # 1, Katie is channeling, come here fish, you big boy. Have I got something for you.
20. Rex Seven - November 25, 2009 2:29 PM
The good news.... at least you don't have to listen to her in these pics.
21. Ani - November 25, 2009 2:35 PM
hey, she's just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don't be so close minded and prude! what are u?
22. megs - November 25, 2009 2:36 PM
@18....stop impersonating me!
23. asdf - November 25, 2009 2:37 PM
strap a dildo to her friend from behind, and wham bam boom goes the dynamite
24. Live MILF Webcams - November 25, 2009 2:37 PM
looking quite milfy!
25. Erica - November 25, 2009 2:40 PM
LOL #17.
26. Jessica Drew - November 25, 2009 2:42 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
27. the REAL meg(s) - November 25, 2009 2:45 PM
I'm not. My artwork is actually much better than yours
28. oscar - November 25, 2009 2:52 PM
@26, Very funny, Jessi!!
29. Ani - November 25, 2009 2:54 PM
hey, she's just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don't be so close minded and prude! what are u?
30. Richard McBeef - November 25, 2009 2:55 PM
@26 - you are awesome. we should engage in spirited mating.
31. cc - November 25, 2009 2:58 PM
Huh, I thought looking at those pictures that perhaps The Superficial was publishing a 'What Not To Do At Your Christmas Party' advice column. How disappointing.
32. Jones - November 25, 2009 3:22 PM
I'd hit dat on
VERY THIN ICE
VERY THIN ICE
33. Dutch - November 25, 2009 3:40 PM
This woman is like 50 years old right? I would bet most people commenting in a negative tone are half her age.
She looks pretty fun to me after a few drinks!!!
34. Mike - November 25, 2009 3:46 PM
Look at those legs, not gonna lie, I'd hit it. . . with the lights on even.
35. chick - November 25, 2009 3:47 PM
She is waaaay out of John Gosselin's league - he dates butt-ugly, dumb 20 year olds.
36. Redbeard - November 25, 2009 3:47 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I would fuck the shit out of her. I would wreck that chick.
37. very old man - November 25, 2009 3:49 PM
I'd hit it if I had my viagra
38. Donnie Brassballs - November 25, 2009 3:55 PM
She could do the Truffle Shuffle and I would still nail her.
39. Patrick - November 25, 2009 4:15 PM
Sarah Palin leaked these to the internet....you betcha
40. Tim - November 25, 2009 4:19 PM
MOMMY!
MOMMY!
MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!
41. RebelMinion - November 25, 2009 4:38 PM
I know who Katie Couric is.
I wish I did not.
42. i think - November 25, 2009 5:30 PM
megs is retarded. im sorry but she is way out of Jon's league,
so what she has pics like this up. can't people have fun once in a while?
shit.
43. Luther Manning - November 25, 2009 5:38 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
44. Paul - November 25, 2009 5:48 PM
In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.
45. Paul - November 25, 2009 5:48 PM
In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.
46. Caroline - November 25, 2009 5:53 PM
Who knew that Katie Couric can drop it's like it's hot?
47. college dude - November 25, 2009 6:13 PM
Sorry, but she's old enough to be my mother so that grosses me out.
48. where is lilo?? - November 25, 2009 6:15 PM
Pic #2 is pretty funny the girl is about to hit katie from the back....
49. Rough heading to grandma's - November 25, 2009 6:22 PM
If you think I wouldnt dive into her credibility youre crazy...After this puma is done with you, youll be on zinc supplements for a year just to recover...
50. STL Hawkeye - November 25, 2009 6:24 PM
Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.
$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.
51. STL Hawkeye - November 25, 2009 6:25 PM
Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.
$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.
52. STL Hawkeye - November 25, 2009 6:26 PM
Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.
$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.
53. Valerie - November 25, 2009 6:49 PM
Aww man, can't a chick drunkenly celebrate?
54. bitingontinfoil - November 25, 2009 6:57 PM
OMG It's like watching gramma trying to "get jiggy w/it".
55. netstarman - November 25, 2009 7:09 PM
Now I have to punch myself in the dick for seeing this. It is so painful to see this . Or a cinder block to the genitals.
56. quake - November 25, 2009 7:35 PM
These were taken back when she was still a female.
57. buddym - November 25, 2009 7:45 PM
Goddam is this bitch repulsive. I have to say she does the tuck better than even Lady Gaga. In picture 4, I half expected to see a foot-long dropping out of that skirt. I think her husband took the easy way out. Then again, this grinning idiot gets paid 15 million to read a fucking teleprompter. I guess the joke is on all of us....
And to those who'd hit it, just remember, face in pic 1 is the last thing you see before she grabs a cleaver and takes your sac as a souvenir.
58. Pet Society Help - November 25, 2009 7:55 PM
She's doing the Twilight New Moon mating dance, after 30 minutes she'll be devoured by a pack of indians.
59. paydayone - November 25, 2009 8:00 PM
I wonder who's going to be the lucky escort?
60. colt13 - November 25, 2009 8:27 PM
Beep, beep, beep. Go Katie! Back that thing up!
61. glory hallelujiah - November 25, 2009 8:57 PM
She looks like she is emptying her kidneys on Pic 4
62. glory hallelujiah - November 25, 2009 8:59 PM
She looks like she is emptying her kidneys on Pic 4
63. hephip - November 25, 2009 9:34 PM
Ugly is as ugly does....she's really ugly.
64. um - November 25, 2009 10:10 PM
She's obviously not very sexy, but she is an intelligent woman and she's beautiful in a mature and not "hot" way.
So let it go, your comments aren't funny or creative. Except of course Fish. He's pretty much always funny.
65. Dirk Imperial - November 25, 2009 10:24 PM
Maybe should could start doing the news in skimply nighties -- which may be the ONLY thing that would keep her ratings above FOX News.
I would hit it, but only if she kept her damn mouth shut -- or I guess I mean she wouldn't talk...
66. Hugh Gentry - November 25, 2009 10:27 PM
i'd slide into her ass while rubbing her clit, and she'd be loving it...kinky bitch.
67. Steve O - November 25, 2009 11:00 PM
" 40. Tim - November 25, 2009 4:19 PM
MOMMY!
MOMMY!
MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!
"
You arent even remotely funny. Shut the fuck up.
68. Smarm - November 25, 2009 11:03 PM
" 64. um - November 25, 2009 10:10 PM
She's obviously not very sexy, but she is an intelligent woman and she's beautiful in a mature and not "hot" way.
So let it go, your comments aren't funny or creative. Except of course Fish. He's pretty much always funny.
"
Actually, she is sexy. Shes pushing 50, and for 50, shes pretty fuckin hot. I dont know what 'shes beautiful and mature and not hot way' means..not to mention a majority of those posting, say she IS worth hitting...
Oh, and stop sucking Fishs peen.
@66- I suspect you're right.
69. Smarm - November 25, 2009 11:06 PM
Oh and Meg- keep up the good work. Well played. Not every day one gets called out by fish himself.
70. fathers day - November 25, 2009 11:45 PM
HAHA looking back on it I'd have to admit, its pretty dam funny and clever! Nevertheless I have multiple personalities so I cant remember writing it!
71. Jon Gosselin - November 26, 2009 12:09 AM
You've got to be kidding. I date younger women, not women my Mother's age! I'd go back to that castrating bitch I'm divorcing before I'd date a woman who needs pharmaceutical help to get wet. I think I'm gonna hurl.....
72. taster - November 26, 2009 12:27 AM
Ohh, man, I would love to taste her nectar...it was dripping that night. ummm
73. taster - November 26, 2009 12:27 AM
Ohh, man, I would love to taste her nectar...it was dripping that night. ummm
74. amy - November 26, 2009 12:54 AM
She reminds me of Suzi Ormond....gay and untalented!!! Someone should burn these pix!!!
75. pam - November 26, 2009 2:33 AM
katie couric.... is juking.
just when you thought you seen all you could see from tv anchors. but go on, girl; i ain't mad at you! a little queazy maybe, but certainly not mad.
76. Narcissist - November 26, 2009 3:15 AM
@ 26, 43 - Ha! That's before Photoshop cleaned up the picture.
@ 57 -
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
77. Anone - November 26, 2009 9:16 AM
Ew.
78. Ocelot - November 26, 2009 1:13 PM
In pic 2 it looks like the chick is trying to casually escort her out. HAHAHA
79. kitten - November 26, 2009 3:47 PM
The pictures are pretty cute, but the video made me laugh 'til I cried. It got pulled down from most places, but I found it here. http://the-celeb-news.blogspot.com/2009/11/watch0098745.html. I wanna know what song she's dancing too. I don't recognize it.
80. Superbiggerevil - November 26, 2009 3:51 PM
I'd definitely torque that. Don't know what's up with some of you haters on here putting her down, I guess you're all lonely little fags all dressed up and noone to blow, eh?
81. Gando - November 26, 2009 6:20 PM
I haven't seen this variant of tai chi yet.
82. Boogeyman King Dong - November 26, 2009 6:26 PM
Are the tiles still in one piece?!
83. Darth - November 26, 2009 6:38 PM
And this all started out after someone grapped her from behind by her hips.
84. SATAN - November 26, 2009 8:57 PM
whatta stupid old whore. her dead husband is probably spinning in his grave with embarrassment.
85. Alli Talley - November 27, 2009 12:47 AM
#84, you fucking idiot, is she not allowed to celebrate and have fun? She's having a good time. If anything, these pictures prove why her "dead husband" married her in the first place. So please just shut your pie hole, chubby. Moo.
86. who dat - November 27, 2009 2:12 AM
She is practicing the Cleveland steamer in pic 4
87. nADA - November 27, 2009 12:17 PM
Wow, look how fat she is.
Signed,
Nazi Feminist
88. gigi - November 27, 2009 12:31 PM
go Katie! Chris Botti's tapped that..... heehee
89. Richard Fusilier de la Claire - November 27, 2009 1:33 PM
No. she's not, but she is devious
90. cc - November 27, 2009 5:02 PM
She's not as attractive as she thinks she is.
Pick number 4? WTF...looks like she's trying to take a shit in the woods.
It would've been pretty funny if an epic fart erupted from her ass at that point.
91. Del - November 27, 2009 6:20 PM
Wow that was scary!!!
92. Ricky Bobby - November 27, 2009 6:42 PM
How long has she been at the anchor desk? and she's still stupid as shit...NY elite, she thinks she knows better than you... She makes more in a month reading a teleprompter than 95% of americans make in a year.
93. Aunt Jemima - November 27, 2009 9:05 PM
It is genetically impossible for a liberal woman to be attractive.
94. Yeah - November 27, 2009 9:12 PM
Truth is, 90% of straight males would bang this oldie lady with the opportunity.
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100. undahpresha - November 28, 2009 11:35 AM
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103. Sal - November 29, 2009 6:12 AM
Like a pissing dog
104. Rough daddy - November 29, 2009 10:47 AM
I need to revise my previous comment, Katie is more like a sabre tooth than a puma...Yeah # 100 you dont think her dirt box looks like its been blown by an m-80...
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Guys shut up! In person she is really beautiful...
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107. Hellen - November 29, 2009 9:48 PM
I prefer women over 45 to be asexual. Deal with it, even nature's telling you something when you stop bleeding.
108. r4i - November 30, 2009 1:13 AM
Ohh my my check her moves!!! Still maintained a very good figure and most of all in good shape and moves. The photos in which she is bending lower and doing the hot dance moves caught my eyes the most.
109. BennyFromThames - November 30, 2009 2:41 AM
@ 107, I was just thinking the same thing! I thought I was the only one getting tired (grossed out) of the pro cougar movement in the states lately. If you're a 22 yo women you get a free pass to act a drunken fool "occasionally", but if you're friggin' 52 you're just embarrassing yourself. Your youth went "bye bye" just sit down & take another estrogen pill before you get another hot flash!
110. iwouldtapthatcrazynewreaderass - November 30, 2009 2:16 PM
I so totally would, and then I would brag about it when I got real drunk. I'd take her to the AL Roker-Spidey Celebrity Grudgematch, then back to the room for crazy nerd sex.
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112. Narcissist - December 2, 2009 9:38 AM
I know what these pics remind me of now. Robert Smigels Smurfette Show. Especially around 20 seconds:
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113. grossed out in California - December 2, 2009 1:09 PM
This is GROSS! She looks like she wants to eat whoever took pic #1.
114. your ex back - December 2, 2009 4:55 PM
I wonder what katie would have said if that was sarah palin dancing like that? Chances are she would have ended up trying to get her ex back... http://getyourexbackresource.com. perhaps tiger will need this kind of advice soon as well...
115. Abercrombie Fitch - December 16, 2009 12:45 AM
its great that she is still rockin' the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam