Nov 25 2009Katie Couric is f-cking sexy


Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It's like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!

In related news, I'm ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.

UPDATE: I don't usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:

She's just Jon Gosselin's type!

WIN.


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I'd hit it...

my eyes...... my eyes!!!!!!! I can't see!!!!!! ohhh, the humanity of it all!

Super creepy... they should auto tune her everyday.

She's just Jon Gosselin's type!

Note to Self:

1) Burn LCD Display.
2) Smash Hard Drive.
3) Melt Mouse with blowtorch.
4) Take a fork to my eyeballs.

I would enjoy chowing down on her cougar triangle.

I saw her a few months ago walking into a restaurant that I was dining in. I'd tap that so hard. Her legs are fantastic in person.

Wonder if Walter Cronkite ever danced like that?

OMG megs, a pingback from Fish himself. I bet you just came a little! :p

So lumpy! I've got 5 boners right now ZOMG

I'd hit it :)

Almost as sexy as when she let us watch her have a colonoscopy.

She looks like she is about to say "if you don't do it right to me the first time, I'm man enough to make you do it again."

I think she's doing the "Tootsie Roll" in pic 4.


Yep. Pretty damn sure.

Haters can hate, but I'd hit that so hard, Tom Brokaw would feel it.

That's a "page out of her notebook" segment for sure!

King Arthur would have to pull me out of that.

bow to me, citages!

In picture # 1, Katie is channeling, come here fish, you big boy. Have I got something for you.

The good news.... at least you don't have to listen to her in these pics.

hey, she's just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don't be so close minded and prude! what are u?

@18....stop impersonating me!

strap a dildo to her friend from behind, and wham bam boom goes the dynamite

looking quite milfy!

LOL #17.

http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg

I'm not. My artwork is actually much better than yours

@26, Very funny, Jessi!!

hey, she's just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don't be so close minded and prude! what are u?

@26 - you are awesome. we should engage in spirited mating.

Huh, I thought looking at those pictures that perhaps The Superficial was publishing a 'What Not To Do At Your Christmas Party' advice column. How disappointing.

I'd hit dat on
VERY THIN ICE
VERY THIN ICE

This woman is like 50 years old right? I would bet most people commenting in a negative tone are half her age.
She looks pretty fun to me after a few drinks!!!

Look at those legs, not gonna lie, I'd hit it. . . with the lights on even.

She is waaaay out of John Gosselin's league - he dates butt-ugly, dumb 20 year olds.

I don't care what anyone says, I would fuck the shit out of her. I would wreck that chick.

I'd hit it if I had my viagra

She could do the Truffle Shuffle and I would still nail her.

Sarah Palin leaked these to the internet....you betcha

MOMMY!

MOMMY!

MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!

I know who Katie Couric is.

I wish I did not.

megs is retarded. im sorry but she is way out of Jon's league,
so what she has pics like this up. can't people have fun once in a while?
shit.

http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg

In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.

In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.

Who knew that Katie Couric can drop it's like it's hot?

Sorry, but she's old enough to be my mother so that grosses me out.

Pic #2 is pretty funny the girl is about to hit katie from the back....

If you think I wouldnt dive into her credibility youre crazy...After this puma is done with you, youll be on zinc supplements for a year just to recover...

Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.

$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.

Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.

$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.

Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.

$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.

Aww man, can't a chick drunkenly celebrate?

OMG It's like watching gramma trying to "get jiggy w/it".

Now I have to punch myself in the dick for seeing this. It is so painful to see this . Or a cinder block to the genitals.

These were taken back when she was still a female.

Goddam is this bitch repulsive. I have to say she does the tuck better than even Lady Gaga. In picture 4, I half expected to see a foot-long dropping out of that skirt. I think her husband took the easy way out. Then again, this grinning idiot gets paid 15 million to read a fucking teleprompter. I guess the joke is on all of us....


And to those who'd hit it, just remember, face in pic 1 is the last thing you see before she grabs a cleaver and takes your sac as a souvenir.

She's doing the Twilight New Moon mating dance, after 30 minutes she'll be devoured by a pack of indians.

I wonder who's going to be the lucky escort?

Beep, beep, beep. Go Katie! Back that thing up!

She looks like she is emptying her kidneys on Pic 4

She looks like she is emptying her kidneys on Pic 4

Ugly is as ugly does....she's really ugly.

She's obviously not very sexy, but she is an intelligent woman and she's beautiful in a mature and not "hot" way.

So let it go, your comments aren't funny or creative. Except of course Fish. He's pretty much always funny.

Maybe should could start doing the news in skimply nighties -- which may be the ONLY thing that would keep her ratings above FOX News.

I would hit it, but only if she kept her damn mouth shut -- or I guess I mean she wouldn't talk...

i'd slide into her ass while rubbing her clit, and she'd be loving it...kinky bitch.

" 40. Tim - November 25, 2009 4:19 PM

MOMMY!

MOMMY!

MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!
"

You arent even remotely funny. Shut the fuck up.

" 64. um - November 25, 2009 10:10 PM

She's obviously not very sexy, but she is an intelligent woman and she's beautiful in a mature and not "hot" way.

So let it go, your comments aren't funny or creative. Except of course Fish. He's pretty much always funny.
"

Actually, she is sexy. Shes pushing 50, and for 50, shes pretty fuckin hot. I dont know what 'shes beautiful and mature and not hot way' means..not to mention a majority of those posting, say she IS worth hitting...

Oh, and stop sucking Fishs peen.

@66- I suspect you're right.

Oh and Meg- keep up the good work. Well played. Not every day one gets called out by fish himself.

HAHA looking back on it I'd have to admit, its pretty dam funny and clever! Nevertheless I have multiple personalities so I cant remember writing it!

You've got to be kidding. I date younger women, not women my Mother's age! I'd go back to that castrating bitch I'm divorcing before I'd date a woman who needs pharmaceutical help to get wet. I think I'm gonna hurl.....

Ohh, man, I would love to taste her nectar...it was dripping that night. ummm

Ohh, man, I would love to taste her nectar...it was dripping that night. ummm

She reminds me of Suzi Ormond....gay and untalented!!! Someone should burn these pix!!!

katie couric.... is juking.

just when you thought you seen all you could see from tv anchors. but go on, girl; i ain't mad at you! a little queazy maybe, but certainly not mad.


@ 26, 43 - Ha! That's before Photoshop cleaned up the picture.


@ 57 -
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg

Ew.

In pic 2 it looks like the chick is trying to casually escort her out. HAHAHA

The pictures are pretty cute, but the video made me laugh 'til I cried. It got pulled down from most places, but I found it here. http://the-celeb-news.blogspot.com/2009/11/watch0098745.html. I wanna know what song she's dancing too. I don't recognize it.

I'd definitely torque that. Don't know what's up with some of you haters on here putting her down, I guess you're all lonely little fags all dressed up and noone to blow, eh?

I haven't seen this variant of tai chi yet.

Are the tiles still in one piece?!

And this all started out after someone grapped her from behind by her hips.

whatta stupid old whore. her dead husband is probably spinning in his grave with embarrassment.

#84, you fucking idiot, is she not allowed to celebrate and have fun? She's having a good time. If anything, these pictures prove why her "dead husband" married her in the first place. So please just shut your pie hole, chubby. Moo.

She is practicing the Cleveland steamer in pic 4

Wow, look how fat she is.

Signed,
Nazi Feminist

go Katie! Chris Botti's tapped that..... heehee

No. she's not, but she is devious

She's not as attractive as she thinks she is.

Pick number 4? WTF...looks like she's trying to take a shit in the woods.

It would've been pretty funny if an epic fart erupted from her ass at that point.

Wow that was scary!!!

How long has she been at the anchor desk? and she's still stupid as shit...NY elite, she thinks she knows better than you... She makes more in a month reading a teleprompter than 95% of americans make in a year.

It is genetically impossible for a liberal woman to be attractive.

Truth is, 90% of straight males would bang this oldie lady with the opportunity.

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she looks awful..

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Like a pissing dog

I need to revise my previous comment, Katie is more like a sabre tooth than a puma...Yeah # 100 you dont think her dirt box looks like its been blown by an m-80...

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I prefer women over 45 to be asexual. Deal with it, even nature's telling you something when you stop bleeding.

Ohh my my check her moves!!! Still maintained a very good figure and most of all in good shape and moves. The photos in which she is bending lower and doing the hot dance moves caught my eyes the most.

@ 107, I was just thinking the same thing! I thought I was the only one getting tired (grossed out) of the pro cougar movement in the states lately. If you're a 22 yo women you get a free pass to act a drunken fool "occasionally", but if you're friggin' 52 you're just embarrassing yourself. Your youth went "bye bye" just sit down & take another estrogen pill before you get another hot flash!

I so totally would, and then I would brag about it when I got real drunk. I'd take her to the AL Roker-Spidey Celebrity Grudgematch, then back to the room for crazy nerd sex.

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I know what these pics remind me of now. Robert Smigels Smurfette Show. Especially around 20 seconds:

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This is GROSS! She looks like she wants to eat whoever took pic #1.

I wonder what katie would have said if that was sarah palin dancing like that? Chances are she would have ended up trying to get her ex back... http://getyourexbackresource.com. perhaps tiger will need this kind of advice soon as well...

its great that she is still rockin' the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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