Nov 11 2009Jon Gosselin made a Funny or Die video. Of course.
As part of his journey to make people forget he banged homely women in his kids' treehouse, Jon Gosselin parodies himself in the latest Funny or Die video. I can't believe I'm admitting this, but up until the last 20 seconds or so, it's actually pretty funny. Then again, that's coming from a guy who's been pummeled in the face for 6-8 months by the Gosselin's uterus train wreck, so take everything I say with a grain of ovary.

Reader Comments
1. Oh boy - November 11, 2009 10:21 AM
Awesome
2. mrs.t - November 11, 2009 10:24 AM
so, the choices are funny or die?
3. Oh boy - November 11, 2009 10:24 AM
(This message by Jon Gosselin)
4. Krissy - November 11, 2009 10:31 AM
yea that was boring.. and jon gosselin is still a douchebag
5. Fifth? - November 11, 2009 10:37 AM
Fifth?
6. Fifth? - November 11, 2009 10:39 AM
Fifth?
7. NONOONNONOONNON - November 11, 2009 10:40 AM
what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today's celebrities but i'm excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads
8. NONOONNONOONNON - November 11, 2009 10:40 AM
what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today's celebrities but i'm excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads
9. NONOONNONOONNON - November 11, 2009 10:40 AM
what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today's celebrities but i'm excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads
10. NONOONNONOONNON - November 11, 2009 10:40 AM
what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today's celebrities but i'm excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads
11. NONOONNONOONNON - November 11, 2009 10:40 AM
what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today's celebrities but i'm excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads
12. NONOONNONOONNON - November 11, 2009 10:41 AM
woops, sorry about that folks
13. JaidenPaidIn - November 11, 2009 10:56 AM
Does anybody else think this guy looks quasi-retarded.
I swear he looks like Corky but just less handsome.
The only bigger douche than this guy is Sarah Palin's daughter's babydaddy - Levi. Now that guy is one big-ass douche.
14. L - November 11, 2009 11:22 AM
#13.....I agree whole heartedly....lol at the Corky comment too!
15. Trick - November 11, 2009 11:26 AM
That was supposed to be funny? I'll choose die thanks.
16. DrPhil - November 11, 2009 11:40 AM
I'm amazed at how much fatter Jon is than his last set of pictures. His chin is starting to look like his stomach which looks like his fat ass. No matter which way you look at Jon all you can see is an ass.
17. DrPhilAgain - November 11, 2009 11:42 AM
All you homely women should think about his fat ass next time you think fucking Jon will make you a celebrity.
18. missywissy - November 11, 2009 11:47 AM
it was really dull. It's the first time I ever heard that dude talk. Wow, it was nice knowing you all, being I'll have to die now. Just like to thank The Superficial for all the fun and trojans they've provided. Peace out.
19. jkykjh - November 11, 2009 12:03 PM
honestly... that was the single shittiest vid ive ever seen come from that place. none of it was funny. how was that supposed to be funny? man that dude sucks ass.
20. Stef - November 11, 2009 12:16 PM
Somebody please crate him or something...he's become dangerous.
21. argleblargle - November 11, 2009 12:23 PM
Because it was Funny or Die and because the Fish said it was at least a little bit funny, I went against my better judgment and watched that. I certainly hope FoD did not pay that sack of shit for that skit. There was not even a tiny part of me that wanted to laugh during that video.
Heidi and Spencer have mostly died off. Can Jon Gosselin follow suite, like, right now?
22. Wonder Cousins - November 11, 2009 12:30 PM
This guy is the biggest doucher. We posted a video last week on funnyordie. It's doing pretty well, it's up to 3000+ hits in less than a week and one of the top hottest Music vidoes of the week. It's got an 83% funny rating. Not bad for our first video. It's called "I Found My Middle School Girlfriend on Facebook". check it here. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b3288fea35/i-found-my-middle-school-girlfriend-on-facebook
23. Liz - November 11, 2009 1:02 PM
For Christ's sake, if I'm going to watch some not-really-a-celebrity, overpublicized idiot do terrible imitations of comedy ripping on him/herself, can't it at least be someone attractive? Let's get Carrie Prejean; she needs to start earning those tits and she's apparently pretty good on camera...
24. Jenna - November 11, 2009 2:13 PM
@13 - AGREED! :-)
I'm going against the grain - this was funny.
Now we need a Kate video where she embraces Mama Duggar living and tearfully fires her cooking/child rearing staff. Then she goes to the gyno and has the bats removed from her vagina, tattoos stretch marks back onto her stomach, and gets hair extensions.
25. Huh - November 11, 2009 2:27 PM
Is that earpiece part of his attempt to get into the Secret Service or is it part of his Call of Duty setup?
26. The Only Opinion that Matters - November 11, 2009 3:19 PM
That wasn't funny because that is exactly what he should be doing....losing the earrings, the clothes that DON'T suit him, stop trying so hard to be something he isn't. This is what he is...a father to eight adorable kids. Everything else is bullshit. He should be kissing the ass of his ex-wife, man up and get his priorities straight. Let me get this straight, he "bares" his soul with that rabbi (another attention seeker) and then makes this video. What unadulterated crap. Ugly, balding, paunchy little knob.
27. Richard McBeef - November 11, 2009 3:42 PM
It was mildly funny, but I am gonna have to go with die.
28. jlylec - November 11, 2009 4:42 PM
j-dog is the SHIT!
29. Jaan Peter Kanellis - November 11, 2009 5:44 PM
The best part is him returning that box full of ed hardy bull shirt to the store.
30. Tanzarian - November 11, 2009 6:00 PM
Why's he wearing Kate's coat and scarf?
31. External Hard Drive - November 11, 2009 10:05 PM
Wow a HORNY pot belly! Really needs some workout…
32. OMIGAWD!? - November 12, 2009 7:06 AM
Fuck you Gosselin.
Nuff said.
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34. OTP - November 12, 2009 8:22 AM
That was more sad than funny.
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36. abby - November 12, 2009 3:35 PM
that's awesome!