Nov 8 2009Joanna Krupa is apparently hot right now


Here's model/actress Joanna Krupa in Vegas this weekend who's starting to become the "It" hot girl of the moment thanks to an upcoming spread in Playboy. However, considering she used to be a "Juggy" on The Man Show, I'm surprised she hasn't been goddamn knighted by now. What's a matter, England? Don't like knighting chicks? We're done showering in the locker room together. And spooning.

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yay

bleh

id bang 'er

Is it just me or does her nose and mouth look like the bottom half of Jim Carey's face?

the nose ruins her for me.

The Mr Potato Head lips ruin it for me..

Butterface with ugly teeth.

At least her boobs look like they might be real. That's refreshing.

Joanna needs to sit down she cannot dance and has to laying bruno and lynn to keep staying on and maybe carrieann

shes looking hot, whoever she is

Nice body, but a face with a mouth that should have a hook in it.

Less collagen and more nose job please!

sorry, but i can't get pass the face...uggh

wonky eye, empty gaze, splotchy fake tanned chest and wrinkly vagina armpits....yuck.

Is it just me or does she look like a man? Strong chin/jawline and strong masculine nose.

great body. big beautiful boobies. real bad face. that nose is fucked up. given the chance, i actually couldn't do her looking at that face.

What? So, chicks who appear as though they just took a shovel to the face are now hot? Didn't get the memo.

It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ulitmate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I'd rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car...

It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ultimate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I'd rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car...

Dude, totally agree with Allofyou. She may have some imperfections, but you talk about her like she's ugly. She's super hot and if any of you saw her out i guarantee you would think the same. It doesn't make you look cool to nitpick and try to make a good looking chick sound ugly, it just makes you sound kinda gay. Enjoy the hot chick who didn't have to go under the knife a million times to be considered pretty. Save the bashing for the truely ugly women (i use that loosely) in Hollywood like Britney and Paris.

I absolutely HATE that beauty mark right above her right breast and I think two of her eyelashes are stuck together. What a pig!

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY??? She's absolutely stunning.

And by the way -- in case you've never figured it out -- women can be beautiful without particularly being your cup of tea. Think about it...

Her face ruins it for me.

She's not ugly, but there's definitely something off about her face. Probably the over-inflated lips and the bad nose job.

#20 you don't know what you're talking about. This chick has "went under the knife" written all over her face.

I don't see why not finding a plasticy porn star looking girl attractive makes anyone a "putrid wanker", but each to their own.

Thanks for the very nice post! It is really awesome . I just like her face very much . She has got really nice figure.

know who else is in playboy?
marge simpson and chelsea handler.

" 18. Allofyou - November 8, 2009 11:22 PM

It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ulitmate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I'd rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car...
"

You and 19 sound almost like the same person.

Oh wait.....you ARE the same person. Next time give it a rest in between posts, might be more convincing, especially when you and your alter ego are both fucking insane....her face is flat out ugly.

" 21. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs - November 8, 2009 11:40 PM

I absolutely HATE that beauty mark right above her right breast and I think two of her eyelashes are stuck together. What a pig!

ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY??? She's absolutely stunning.

And by the way -- in case you've never figured it out -- women can be beautiful without particularly being your cup of tea. Think about it...
"

Yea.....ok.....thought about it. Shes still ugly(and worse, you can tell she thinks shes the cats ass) and you're still wrong. Thanks for the insight

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#29, F U. Damn! Her chin ruins her. It's really the chin and jawline that is throwing so many people off. Her chin/jaw isn't feminine enough to make up for her wide nose. Those who didn't recognize this deal breaking flaw (in entertainment business) are probably ugly.

28, she actually does think she's the cat's ass because she probably is the best looking person in her family. HER family, not the rest of the world. I hate these delusional bitches who need a sawzall taken to their jaws and chins, yet have no idea because they look at their eyes and their hair only.

wtf. no one is perfect, no matter what you say. this girl is kinda boring and plain, but im pretty sure any guy who says shes "fucking ugly" is extremely shallow and will probably die alone because theyre looking for someone way out of their league, or theyre a flaming fucking homosexual. honestly, the guys saying shes ugly, are you saying you wouldnt walk out in public with her, you wouldnt do her.. she would be on the 'ugly' list of girls you hooked up with and regret? your girlfriend (if you even have one) is probably uglier then her. what the hell is wrong with everyone

Pic #8...classic, pre-Pamela Anderson posing.

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Looks like a discount Reese Witherspoon.

I reject the fact that a superficial dweller cant land a hotter chick than that...

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#30
So right. When I first saw her I was Uggh. The jaw line ruins it badly. Very nice body though.

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She's look better with a pair of chin nuts on her or maybe one of those stylish H1N1 masks.

Wow!!!she is super gorgeous.I'm a girl and I even think she's amazing.Better keep these pics away from my man!hahaha

retarded mouth

Blow job lips?
Check

Firm breasts?
Check

Vagina?
Check

Pure bangability.....

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she's hot don't get me wrong. the only thing is that this chick is considered the"sexiest swimsuit model in the world" by many publications, so if we put that into perspective, i think it's fair to criticize her for her average looking face.

this woman is COMPLETELY overrated. she DOES have an incredible body but her face is absolutely horrible. i don't know how she got that "sexiest swimsuit model" status but it's not justified when you see how wrecked her face is.

She's cute with a Reese Witherspoon face.

I'd be honored to hit.

and she's polish? bleeeeeeeeeh!

This chick should be careful. Didn't a butterface actress/model end up dead in a suitcase recently. Just sayin'

NO. SE

She's far more attractive than the average girl, but I do have to say the lips look fake. That being said i would absolutely destroy her and anyone that says "chin/jaw line or whatever else ruined it for me" is full of it.

the nose honestly ruins it.

creepy face FRIGHTENS me.

I for some odd reason am getting the urge to punch this chick in the face from looking at these photos...I am in no way shape or form jealous she just looks so fucking annoying to me!!

20 - I sort of agree. I think this girl is pretty and striking - BUT if you look at her long enough she is funny looking, has some creepy looking features. I disagree about Britney being ugly. With proper makeup and maybe sleep?, Britney Spears has a good face - she does have an adorable nose, unlike this girl here. Not many celebrities are physically SUPER ugly, at least you wouldn't think so if you saw them in the street. I think our standards for them - especially the females - are just higher.

See -- that's the whole irony...the nose is what makes her and the nose it what breaks her (for some). I think original noses have style and almost always look better than the fake ones. They may not be perfect but they add originality and make women look uniquely beautiful instead of barbie doll beautiful.

I have met her a few times when I was doing swimsuit modeling with Venus Swimwear (where she got her start in modeling), and I can honestly tell you, she is not even remotely attractive in the face without all that makeup. Look at pic #12, YIKES. What is with the over inflated lips? Bad chin too. Now I'm not saying that I am better then her, but modeling just felt too... umm... superficial? for me. But she was rated #1 swimsuit model? I would have to strongly disagree. I think Bar Rafeali is WAY hotter. But thats just my opinion.

she has a bad nose job fake lips
her face is all twisted looking and her boobs are fake
she has no hips no butt and stick like legs
this is a sex symbol
please
very average plastic looking gal that we see all the time in LA
bad thin bleached hair too
yikes
guys what are you thinking
nope I am not a fat homely chick

All that surgery and she looks like Anderson Copper in drag.....

In pic 1 it looks like she's having trouble swallowing a load

This girl is cute like alf is cute.

I would eat dog$hit out of her ass and wipe herpes on my eye to hit that; she is so freaking hot. She is pretty much perfect.

Who the fuck uses the term wankers? Seriously, you eurotrash assholes need to stop commenting on here.

The teeth are not half bad for a Brit .

OMG, this c-u-nt licks her damn teeth once more, i'm going to hunt her down and rip her tongue out. Can you imagine how digusting she sounds? ALL the time licking and sucking her teeth. Not that she can help it because her large lips make it hard for her to swallow her saliva but still. I hope she dies in a firey plane crash. And don't tell me i'm too harsh, because i'd probably want you to die in a firey plane crash as well.

She has a horrible smile!
She would be attractive if her mouth didnt look like that

Dude face!

Yup, another bad chin/jaw= dude face. Don't tell her parents, though.

Her face just throws me off. She's got the surprised elf look going in just about all of the shots. Very disturbing.

Most of the people commenting here are the most cretinous slimeballs on the planet. Congratulations!

Good Gawd! Her chin looks like a jackhammer bit! She should take her $$$ from the Playboy spread and have that thing ground down.........

Stupid American alexz and other! you should be ashamed!
sure you're fat like a pig , eating hamburgers handfuls & you'r face looks like cow an_s! Joanna is a beautiful woman with the original face! don't like artificial dolls from usa!(bleee)Poles are better than you!fought for you in Iraq and so repay you!?Joanna jesteś świetna,trzymam za ciebie kciuki!

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Wow....I have been following Joanna Krupa's modeling career for a couple years now and have always been one of her biggest fans. She has a perfect 10 body, with an exotic, unique and GORGEOUS face with the most intense blue eyes. The pictures above were clearly awkward shots taken on the red carpet and any actual publication would have tossed them. It is unfair to use the above pics as reference. Most other models, and especially other celebs such as actresses, have MUCH MUCH worse red carpet pics and those are typically tossed to keep the publicists happy.

Kruppa is one of the hottest (sexiest, most beautiful) women on the planet, by far. She puts Megan Fox to Shame. I have been watching Krupa on Dancing With the Stars, and she can be silly and not afraid to actually laugh and have a personality- very much unlike other stars (such as Miss Fox, who wishes she had as big of lips as Krupa's with the ridiculous amount of time she spends pursing them. She is pathetic).

Krupa's physical characteristics (including strong jawline and nose) are what makes her so ideal for modeling. Those features are consistent among most supermodels. Yes, of course she looks quite different in person than her magazine spreads- again, that is the job of being a model. Many actresses may be deemed "hotter" by some of you but when you break it down there is NO ONE (and this includes Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox) that have the face AND body to be a swimsuit supermodel.

She is tall, insanely gorgeous and a goddess both by real world standards and model standards... Stop hating.

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