Nov 22 2009Jennifer Lopez almost shatters Southern California into the Pacific

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Let's list things she can't do.

1. act
2. sing
3. dance

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Her song makes absolutely no sense with the boxer theme. WTF???

2:43 is where the ass takes over.

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Her ass looks deflated

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That guy's face says "Oh fuck, mama's gonna knock me out... "

It would have been awesome if she planted a huge brown turd all over Miguel's back mid air. Yummy.

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The most beautiful woman in the world, her music is angelic to my ears my god bless you and your family i wish to meet you one day God bless your voice.

You know what? This fat ass is a self-absorbed, talentless bitch who spits on people who aren't rich or famous. She mostly only cares about herself and her career that anyone could give a shit about.

those shorts. not w/her legs. tree trunks. she's wearing sneakers yet she's singing about high heels!

Top pic looks like she's taking a dump.

Wow Jake, "First" in the last to posts here.... Your life must be pretty exciting little cock muncher

j-lo's still got it!

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You know what? This fat ass is a self-absorbed, talentless bitch who spits on people who aren't rich or famous. She mostly only cares about herself and her career that anyone could give a shit about.

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@15 summed it up perfect! she really does think her SHIT doesn't stink!

@15 summed it up perfect! she really does think her SHIT doesn't stink!

How much do you want to bet that dancer who was supposed to help her keep her balance got chewed out, ripped a new one, and fired?

Given he way the media talk about JLO's fall including this blog, I was thinking that it was a big disaster. The woman got straight up like a pro! What's more embarrassing is the attempt to make it topical.

dirty mexican.

Number 15 got it dead on. Most overrated person out there.

she has really nice big tits and a svelt body.....i never see any hotter chicks than her at the supermarket....never

Who built that stage? God damn, it took a direct hit from J-Lo ass from about 4 ft and none of the back up dancers went down from the shockwave!?!? It must be a tempur-pedic....

Like fat women in the U.S. (according to the flubbers who comment here), in Southern Cal that type of earthquake is "normal".

I loved her white, shiny legs and frilly bloomers. Also...never realized she is incredibly stumpy.

I loved her white, shiny legs and frilly bloomers. Also...never realized she is incredibly stumpy.

Poor J-Lo. This fall symbolizes what has happened to her career.

@4 lol

Seriously, this POS needs to stop thinking she's sexy. At least that hag Madonna's music isn't self absorbed bullshit. Good luck selling 3 albums.

was beyond horrible - the costumes, choreography, lip-syncing, that SONG!!!

and then that fall - oof.

she shld just go home to LI and be a mother to her twins - she's officially over!!!

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Fes is a backup dancer?

Fes is a backup dancer?

Fes is a backup dancer?

the look of fear on the dude in pict 1 is amazing...

Cheers on the Great Gazoo reference...still chuckling imagining the sound effect of his little ship...

Was there a strain gauge under the stage to record the force of that disgusting fat ass hitting the deck . Imagine the deflection of the floor compounded by the release of several cubic feet of super high pressure flatuence .

I had the same thoughts while watching this A) Wait, how old is she again? and B.) Did she really just fall on her butt???

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45 minutes after her ass hit the stage a 10 foot tsunami hit Hawaii.

J-Ho falling on her fat ass was hysterical. It proves how untalented she is, she can't sing (didn't on this show) or dance. Her acting and clothing lines have bombed. Its finally over J-Whore. Admit it, and go home.

And by the way, wasn't she trying to prove that she was 'so real' and was just 'jenny from the block' - now she's singing about Christian Loubitin shoes?

What fucking hypocritical piece of shit she truly is! I have loathed this vile disgusting home wrecking worn out broke down skeet skeet slut since day 1.

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Wow....that bitch is not only fuckin' hagged now, but she's a total retard.

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Marc Anthony totally looks like he is dying from AIDs. JLo's ass is of planetary dimensions. That is why she is ok - planetary-sized cushion on her enormous ass.

Fucking tools.

I guess her poor, tired, little legs finally got tired of caring around her 200 pound ass.

This move would've looked silly regardless.

Never understood the hype over her. They talked about her butt, but it was half it's original size by that time. Face is harsh.

..."One minute you're wondering how old she is again, the next you're looking for a goddamn doorway to stand in." Oh Superficial, how you read my mind.

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@15. Agreed. The world's leading fucking narcissist.

Pity she didn't have a Jonny Fairplay - Donny Bonaduce moment. Now THAT would be entertainment!

She got famous by riding Selena's death to stardom. She has zero talent for singing. She had a nice ass which is gone. She starred in some of the worst movies of all time. THe history of hispanic music barely mentioned her. Go away and stay away, you ego twat. You're marc anthony's babymama, and that's all you get, so stfu and step back in to the kitchen.

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When you go back to her discography, the findings are pure horror:

3 hits, and the rest is shit. Terrible albums.

But, her bestest song is really 'Ben'. Just for the lyrics alone!!

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Fat???? Just because she's not an anorexic little twig? Look at her shoulders and arms, she's freaking toned. She looks good to me. I'm not saying she's the hottest thing ever, but I don't think she's ugly or fat. I think you people have issues with the way YOU look.
I bet 80% of you are overweight and look much worse than poor JLo, not to mention your only talent is to criticize people with more money and a better life than you.

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