Nov 6 2009James Gandolfini will f-cking destroy you
James Gandolfini was caught on video attacking a paparazzo Halloween night. The guy was a fair distance away which a.) didn't warrant the assault, but b.) enabled him to capture Tony Soprano charging like a goddamn bull. Undoubtedly the most terrifying image I've seen in my life. This might have happened six days ago to someone else hundreds of miles away, but I'm man enough to admit I slumped into the fetal position and tried to shit myself into a coma. Think of it it as sort of a natural defense mechanism to ward off predators, and get me permanently banned from Starbucks.

Reader Comments
1. Your mom - November 6, 2009 4:35 PM
my butt itches. first!
2. Chris - November 6, 2009 4:35 PM
Soprano's was the best show of all time - this guy can do whatever he wants
3. James - November 6, 2009 4:36 PM
What a fucking pussy. Gandolfini fat fuck should be grateful someone shows interest. Any kid would beat his ass to a pulp for what he did. Props to the videographer for not punching fat fucks lights out.
4. James - November 6, 2009 4:38 PM
What a fucking pussy. Gandolfini fat fuck should be grateful someone shows interest. Any kid would beat his ass to a pulp for what he did. Props to the videographer for not punching fat fucks lights out.
5. Paulie Walnuts - November 6, 2009 4:39 PM
Hey paparazzo cocksucker, stop acting so cunty!!!
6. #3 is gay - November 6, 2009 4:39 PM
#3 sounds a little too bitter. like a fat guy banged his wife.
7. Stef - November 6, 2009 4:44 PM
Yawn. The dude walked away...he can't have been hurt that bad.
8. Heh - November 6, 2009 4:45 PM
@3, did you not here the tone of the kids voice? He was scared shitless. And he should have been. Good thing his mommy was there to back him up though, right?
I have to agree with 6.
9. stupidass - November 6, 2009 4:45 PM
"Yes sir JG, I'm sorry I'm sorry! Look I'll punch myself in the face right now, okay?"
*knocks own teeth out*
"Thee?? I'm thorry, pleath don't hurt me"
10. Unklebob Twotimes - November 6, 2009 4:56 PM
Maybe James can smack Michael Lohan around next, I'd pay covercharge to see that.
11. amoi - November 6, 2009 4:56 PM
I read somewhere (which makes it 100% true) that Gandolfini is just as much as real-life prick as he was on The Sopranos. Which makes him A-1 in my books.
12. Fetal coma ridden jackbag of nonsense - November 6, 2009 5:06 PM
Damn Fish that was fuck!!!
Glad to hear these pap smears are getting man handled. They have no right to spy and stalk the cunts.
#9!!! #9 #9
13. Abortion Poems - November 6, 2009 5:14 PM
That dude is a bull.
14. Sam - November 6, 2009 5:28 PM
They (meaning: celebrities, famous actors and singers) have NO right doing this. They CHOSE to pursue this profession, and along with it comes the burden of being followed around by the paparazzi once in a while (as it is in his case). He can always stop doing what he's doing, and go work a night shift at a warehouse somewhere. No one's gonna bother him there.
15. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - November 6, 2009 5:34 PM
Another psycho self important actor. He should be grateful someone gives a shit. What a douche.
16. Huh - November 6, 2009 5:36 PM
What kid was scared? The bully Gandolfini? The photog was a pussy.
17. LOL - November 6, 2009 5:40 PM
LOL. James' ugly mom had to defend him. Sloppy sad old man. What a cunt.
18. LifeSavour - November 6, 2009 5:42 PM
I've heard about the German Hairless Bear attacking but I've never seen it live on video! Bravo kid for capturing him in his natural enviornment.
19. LifeSavour - November 6, 2009 5:43 PM
I've heard about the German Hairless Bear attacking but I've never seen it live on video! Bravo kid for capturing him in his natural enviornment.
20. hahahaha - November 6, 2009 5:43 PM
gandolfini is a pseudo-gangster with a mental illness that makes him think that he's still on the set of that shitty show sopranos. that's why he goes around and bullies people who he knows won't fight back.
21. Furio - November 6, 2009 6:02 PM
Though he's been known to have tantrums, we don't know what preceded this. From the initial reaction of his Mom, it seems like she recognizes the photographer from another time, perhaps that same day, perhaps all day. She says something about leaving them alone before James reacts. Seems like his reaction was in part due to her being upset that the guy was filming. Certainly not appropriate, but nobody would like having cameras up their ass while they're out trick or treating with their kids.
22. Richard Scott - November 6, 2009 6:17 PM
It's obvious this person just wanted to use James' picture to attract attention himself and/or sell it. If you want a picture of someone ... then just ask! But, don't be a moron and assume you can sneak one just to make money. You wanna hire James or another actor to appear in your video, the pay 'em.
Why should James allow people to just take his picture so they can sell it on the Internet?
Go James!
23. Yeah! - November 6, 2009 6:53 PM
Yeah Tony S! Get a real job pap.
24. Chow Mein - November 6, 2009 7:00 PM
maybe it's the dead eyes.
25. Ed Castillo - November 6, 2009 7:16 PM
why are the paparazzi even following this has been?
26. steve - November 6, 2009 7:20 PM
What you could not see was that the video guy was about 5' 120 lb. This fat fuck mafia wannabe needs his ass smacked down. I hope I run into him. I will shove a camera up his fat ass. You hear that pal.
27. Jaypo - November 6, 2009 7:24 PM
They're following him because he pulls stunts like this. A video like this is worth a years salary for a pap and will bring Gandolfini even more unwanted photographers.
Way to play into their hands, chump.
28. Benny from tha Bronx - November 6, 2009 7:37 PM
GET THA MOTHERFUCKER, ANTHONY SOPRANO ALL THA WAY
IF UR MAN ENOUGH TO POINT A CAMERA WITH NO PERMISSION THEN BE MAN ENOUGH FOR THE REACTIONS COMING. STAND UR GROUND U PUNK BITCH
29. Robby Rasmusson - November 6, 2009 7:42 PM
Noone who reads The Superficial has the moral authority to be throwing stones at the paparazzi.
30. Evil - November 6, 2009 7:57 PM
They should strap knives to the front of their cameras.
31. Hello There - November 6, 2009 8:02 PM
He really is Tony Soprano which is BADASS. Not enough real life bad asses any more these days.
32. Larrythefatcat - November 6, 2009 8:27 PM
"Get away from my son!"
Yeah... I've gotta think that that probably came to mind once Gandolfini started charging toward the pap and trying to slap the camera out of his hand. Just a bit.
33. _me - November 6, 2009 9:28 PM
The only terrifying thing about these pics is the fact he cut the eyes out of the Homer mask and then just glared inside there like a tormented serial killer would. Scariest stuff I've ever seen on the net.
34. Auto Profit Launcher - November 6, 2009 9:41 PM
That not enough video scenes I think... I can't get the points
35. flodyjuice - November 6, 2009 9:43 PM
No matter there...
36. psp zubehör - November 6, 2009 9:47 PM
What's with the headline? Photographers are only photographers if you hire them. Otherwise, they are just stalkers.
It is rude to film or take pictures of people without asking first. Don't be rude to people, because you will just piss them off. I leaned that when I was 5.
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38. no - November 6, 2009 10:15 PM
Good for JG...
I hate freaking paps..
they are the leaches of society...
leave ppl alone geez
and #29 I dont come here for celebs..I come for the boobs (o)(o)
39. datroof - November 6, 2009 11:02 PM
He should of pushed the pap in front of a bus.
It should be legal to mace and kick paps down the stairs. They are subhuman.
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Asshole was already out of breath just reaching the camera guy. Washed up slob.
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43. Masker - November 7, 2009 5:55 AM
He doesn't walk around with a cheap, probably chinese made Homer Simpson mask that looks pathetic, does he ?
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The only terrifying thing about these pics is the fact he cut the eyes out of the Homer mask and then just glared inside there like a tormented serial killer would. Scariest stuff I've ever seen on the net.
46. Sunidaze - November 7, 2009 10:22 AM
I'm always happy to see the paps get what is coming to them... I think Kate Gosselin should pepper spray them... haha
47. Blah Blah Blah - November 7, 2009 10:23 AM
I lol'ed @ his Halloween mask.
Besides that I have nothing to say.
48. shaq - November 7, 2009 10:32 AM
Wat a shitwit u r JG.
Polishing my lenses.
Phat Phuk!
ps bring dat fat shit on!
49. Rough, break his silence - November 7, 2009 10:44 AM
lol Ill bet the pap felt like the little boy, who fell into the Gorilla pit. Even the little boy felt safe...
50. JC - November 7, 2009 10:46 AM
This idiot thinks hes Tony Soprano. What a douchebag.
51. LMAO - November 7, 2009 12:48 PM
Nothing like a great laugh to start the day. That was HILARIOUS!!!
52. Courtyardpigeon - November 7, 2009 1:03 PM
He knows the show is over right?
53. cashnetusa - November 7, 2009 1:38 PM
He doesn't give a shit.
54. Zackaria - November 7, 2009 2:21 PM
This grumpy Papa Bear just needs a hug! I think he will do a terrific "Hemingway"!
55. china mobile phone - November 7, 2009 2:30 PM
like a fat guy banged his wife
56. Aerialgreen - November 7, 2009 2:42 PM
My bulge analizer software results for Gandolfini:
+ 7" hard / 5" when flacid
+ Beer can thickness ()
+ Uni-sack (purse shape) but not hanging.
+ Shaven (to avoid sack sweat)
...aaaaaaand you are welcome.
57. Iris - November 7, 2009 6:09 PM
Obviously he was pissed, but he was taking his kid(s) trick or treating. Is it so unreasonable that he didn't like having a paparazzo filming him? That doesn't seem intrusive to you?
58. options - November 8, 2009 2:50 AM
Soprano's was the best show of all time - this guy can do whatever he wants
59. norton - November 8, 2009 10:43 AM
#1 good for Gandolfini and #2 for all of the retards who constantly bleat "oh, well he decided to be an actor so he should expect it." Fuck you.
There are actors who invite the pap to follow them because they have serious social behavior issues (read: Lindsey Blowhan), and others that just want to do the job they love and when they are done go home and be left the fuck alone.
I own a restaurant. Do you seriously think I want to go home at night, invite a shitload of people over to my house so I can cook and tend bar for them? Same fucking thing.
60. fearsarewishes - November 8, 2009 12:29 PM
The pap will make money from the assault than he would for the pic alone. Plus now he has an action pic to sell to celebrity mag rags and to the interwebs.
Job well done JG...you have just assured yourself that paps will be all over you a big paydays.
The actor is even dumber than his Tony Soprano character...
61. Ocelot - November 8, 2009 2:42 PM
scariest homer simpson ever
62. VandaL - November 9, 2009 8:37 AM
Who is this fat knacker?
63. Sapper - November 9, 2009 10:44 AM
...the risk of being famous is people may harass you...the risk of harassing someone is they may punch your fucking teeth down your throat....works for me...ever notice how none of these 'paps' harass 50, or snoop or the game?...
64. commission payload review - November 15, 2009 6:50 AM
The papparazzi always to something to enrage these guys. I'm surprised they still fall for it though after being in the public eye for so long
65. easy diets - November 18, 2009 1:16 PM
haha hes funny, but I agree with someone above though: who is this guy anyway?
66. beverly - November 19, 2009 4:16 PM
These are the "most terrifying photos" you "have ever seen in your life"? You write that it "happened to someone else hundreds of miles away".
a) you have never seen the nightly news, holocaust photos, or several pulizer prize winning photos
b) you took these photos yourself based on your defense of the photographer who probably had it coming.
c) you watch too much TV and believe The Sopranos is a true story.
d) you are a ninny and a drama queen who needs to get a life.
67. beverly - November 19, 2009 4:16 PM
These are the "most terrifying photos" you "have ever seen in your life"? You write that it "happened to someone else hundreds of miles away".
a) you have never seen the nightly news, holocaust photos, or several pulizer prize winning photos
b) you took these photos yourself based on your defense of the photographer who probably had it coming.
c) you watch too much TV and believe The Sopranos is a true story.
d) you are a ninny and a drama queen who needs to get a life.
68. beverly - November 19, 2009 4:16 PM
These are the "most terrifying photos" you "have ever seen in your life"? You write that it "happened to someone else hundreds of miles away".
a) you have never seen the nightly news, holocaust photos, or several pulizer prize winning photos
b) you took these photos yourself based on your defense of the photographer who probably had it coming.
c) you watch too much TV and believe The Sopranos is a true story.
d) you are a ninny and a drama queen who needs to get a life.