Nov 3 2009Hugh Grant drunkenly strikes out with model
A shitfaced Hugh Grant reportedly struck out with Project Runway contestant Matar Cohen Saturday night, and despite his well-documented hatred for cameras, he allowed himself to be photographed the entire time presumably in an attempt to land some model-ly poon. Celebslam reports:
"Here's some pics I took of Hugh Grant and Matar Cohen (Israeli model from Project Runway) from Halloween at the Standard Hotel in New York. He was drunk as hell and hitting on her like crazy. He kept taking pictures of her and said he liked the way she looked, but Matar didn't go home with him because he was 'too old' (she's 23)."
How depressed must Hugh Grant be? Back in the day, this was the kind of scenario he probably had nightmares about. "NOOOO! Oh God, Elizabeth, dahling, hold me. I dreamt an entire generation of models had no clue about my bloody star power and wouldn't accept my advances. Could you imagine such a thing? Positively dreadful. Now shall we shag or should I solicit the streetwalker again? Too late, I'm already in the taxi. Hugh Grant waits for no vagina!"
Photo: Celebslam
Reader Comments
1. scrilla - November 3, 2009 12:23 PM
more like hugh CANT
2. Super Me - November 3, 2009 12:24 PM
She's really not very pretty at all...
3. Megan - November 3, 2009 12:33 PM
@2 - Hence the drunkenness.
Hugh Grant is never too old!
4. designer jeans - November 3, 2009 12:49 PM
Hahaha...oh man...well hopefully he has a little more dignity nowadays and can refrain from going back to the "streetwalker"!
5. Cynthia - November 3, 2009 12:51 PM
Hahaha this post was actually funny. Good job writer person.
I also think it's hilarious this dickbag got shot down ON CAMERA. LoLs. And the "too old" thing hehehe. You ain't no spring chicken anymore, Hugh. Liz Hurley isn't doing much better; she's looking beat as hell too.
6. Sledman - November 3, 2009 12:54 PM
Look at her face in Pic 1. The eyes, the hand on the shoulder. I've seen that look before.... She wants the cock.
7. WhoScratchedHerNeck - November 3, 2009 1:09 PM
Just because I see it. Who scratched that girls neck. That looks like it should hurt but she's not feeling any pain. She must be drunk. As for Hugh, Jon Gosselin says he can have his sloppy seconds if his love slaves promise not to douche.
8. Landon - November 3, 2009 1:11 PM
if you think that's funny... check out this web series about getting hit in the nuts...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nh3KPaCqmY
9. Drew - November 3, 2009 1:11 PM
@2
Agreed. I even google image searched her... not much better :/ Then again, just put a bag over her head, body isn't half bad ;)
10. Master Chief Sucks - November 3, 2009 1:17 PM
#1 lolllololol I get it...GRANT, CANT lololol Genious mon
11. Aunt Jemima - November 3, 2009 1:18 PM
Is that what passes for models in Isreal today? What happend to Bar?
12. Italian Stallion - November 3, 2009 1:31 PM
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well, I will find a center in you, I will chew it up and leave, trust me, trust me, trust me!!! " "Why can't Hugh just be sober!!!!! "
13. Denise - November 3, 2009 1:43 PM
Too old? Age is nothing but a #. I would def. hook up with Hugh Grant, and who cares if he's drinking? Since when is it frownapoun to get drunk when you're out at a club/bar? ESPECIALLY when you're of age. Some people just need to get the stick out of their ass! PS- That chick is not pretty, at least in that picture.
14. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 3, 2009 1:52 PM
If that's what is passing as a model these days there must be some sort of eye disease going around. What a huge, bumpy nose. I think Hugh dodged a bullet on this one.
15. Beauty Judge - November 3, 2009 2:05 PM
Writer, please!
Hugh Grant tastes better tang than that every time he open the fridge.
That girl is beat.
16. Missy - November 3, 2009 2:08 PM
That girl look like Chandra Levy.
She ain't nothing special!
17. Stef - November 3, 2009 2:11 PM
If that's what said no, I'd hate to see what said yes.
18. KANYE - November 3, 2009 2:14 PM
WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT. YOU NEED TO WATCH PROJECT RUNWAY. MATAR LOOKS A LOT BETTER ON THAT SHOW. I HATE WHEN THE PAPS WHO ARE SENT BY GEORGE W. BUSH TAKES BAD PICTURES OF COLORED PEOPLE.
19. Kim - November 3, 2009 2:34 PM
Please, I watch project runway and 80% of those chicks are ugly as sin. skinny doesn't = Pretty.
20. Dyson Vacumming All Day Into Night - November 3, 2009 3:01 PM
HUGH GRANT IS GIVING OUT FREE HERPES. ANYONE INTERESTED? THIS GIRL SURE WASN'T.
HUGH GO PICK ON WOMEN YOUR OWN AGE WHO ARE HERPES INFESTED LIKE YOUR SELF. IN FACT WHAT ABOUT THAT PROSTITUTE CHICK YOU CHEATED ON ELIZABETH HURLEY WITH? I HEARD THAT SHE IS NOW SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE.
21. slapaho - November 3, 2009 3:30 PM
I followed the links to pictures of that beast. That chick got a set a tires on her. She'd be lucky to have the garbage man throw her some cock. Geeez... Even googled her to see if there might be a saving shot out there somewhere. Better looking skanks on the block in Baltimore.
22. Mel Gibson - November 3, 2009 5:45 PM
What an ugly little Jew and a great make-up job
23. Sho Nuff - November 3, 2009 8:20 PM
Hugh Grant wouldn't does better than that every time he leaves the house.
That girl is nasty.
24. Zyklon B - November 3, 2009 8:32 PM
I want Matar to take a shower with me.
25. samsams - November 3, 2009 8:41 PM
@10 idiot.. took him years to get it..
26. Ann - November 3, 2009 9:54 PM
Ewwww ... Hugh's looking like shit. He IS too old for a 23 year old. Go girl! She wants a young piece & who can blame her.
27. pc spiele - November 3, 2009 10:03 PM
The funny thing is that I knew it was going to be her as soon as I read the headline...didn't even look at the picture.
28. Giggles - November 3, 2009 10:37 PM
Oh dear, Hugh, looks like your ship has sailed. Time to stop acting like a drunken frat boy.
29. gloria steinem - November 4, 2009 2:27 AM
Take a good look at this, guys that whine about women having "expiration dates"...your time is coming, and if Hugh Grant can strike out with the PYTs, imagine how sorry your pathetic asses are going to look.
30. pip - November 4, 2009 7:40 AM
If she's a model on Project Runway, a show about designers competing with each other, she's not a contestant on Project Runway.
31. beep beep - November 4, 2009 9:11 AM
That Jewish girl is UGLY. Thin lips, huge nose, frizzy hair...her one and only saving grace is that she isn't fat. Her parents must have a lot of money to keep her in the modeling biz.
32. AmericanWhiteTrash - November 4, 2009 10:15 AM
God damn he is desperate that is one ugly Jew.
33. Someone - November 4, 2009 11:01 AM
#30 The models on this season are actually in contention as well. The last model "standing" at the end wins $25k
#31 She's Isreali...she could be Muslim too, or Christian, or Druze
34. Mel Gibson - November 4, 2009 4:38 PM
33 do you know any Jews ?? I've read about them and seen photos this is a Jew
I'm sure of it .. if you lift her dress it will reveal little man legs ( the curse of lady Jews everywhere)
35. blue hosting - November 4, 2009 5:42 PM
I still love you hue.
36. allie - November 4, 2009 6:08 PM
gosh, what a bitch. i´ll do hugh grant, drunk or not. he stills hot!
37. beep beep - November 5, 2009 1:29 PM
#33: Her last name is Cohen, so I'm pretty sure she's Jewish. Don't be a tard.