Nov 5 2009'One due east, and one due south,' he said. 'That be her calling card.'

those look sad

maybe they had a fight or something
tying to stay as far appart as they possibly can!

I just want to pull the left one into place

she's not a Jew is she?

Still a mess!

Fourth!

Think about the endless possibilities! Those could be fun funbags!
Also, who's that gay guy behind her?

You could almost get two mousetraps on each nipple!

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Tits, schmits, who cares?

Women are good for just two things anyway...doing them and then doing them again. I don't waste my time thinking about if the tits are good or bad.

#1 - I agree.

They look really sad - looking down at the ground all dejected and like.

If you are born a redneck in the South, the hillbily eventually wins out. Look at Britney - once so hot and so tight, until her hillbilly nature took over, first in her actions (early childbirth and marriage, bad relationships), and now its taking over her looks. Same happened to Jessica Simpson.

Cripes! She has the thighs of a field hockey player and the neck of a linebacker.

Dude...she looks like she's missing a chromosome. Corky Spears

WTF happened to her.

And her tits....Jesus......she needs to put those suckers in the back of the closet and buy herself a new pair. Maybe it'll also help distract people from the rancid face.

That's because her shirt is too tight and she never adjusted them to point in the same direction. I can say this much - that's not a boob job.

Most women have ... more flexible? ... boobs after having kids. You can do all kinds of fun things with them post partum. When I'm short on jumping rope I can tie mine together and use them.

Looks like she put her shirt on too fast and never bothered to check a mirror to make sure the girls were facing the same way. She should have worn a bra.

I gotta say, I like some of the postings on this site -- but what the eff is the deal with the "jokes" the Superficial writer makes??? They are typically more tragic than Brit's tits.

did anyone else hear that title spoken with a pirate voice? Specifically the one from family guy with all wooden arms and legs? Arggggh.

Sad, wasted train-wreck of a life.

those kids wrecked her tits

Please remember, Britney Spears is from southeast Louisiana. Wearing an old t-shirt, sans bra with no makeup and your hair looking like you've just scoured the bayou looking for craw fish is considered high fashion..

Now, excuse me while I motorboat my monitor.

if those sag anymore it'll be national geographic following her around trying to take her pic

Her boobs are and apparently forever will be a mystery to me. How does ones tits fluctuate from an A cup to a C cup w/o gaining or losing weight? And don't give me the "maybe she's on her period" shit, cuz i've never heard that being bloated w/ your 'friend' could make you 2 cup sizes bigger. And I really doubt that she's still breast feeding her boys...

Hell, this has been happening since way back when she was actually hot/fit!

Her nipples are humongous. Probably from being played with and sucked on too much, not by breast-feeding.

Still think she's a beauty. Little rough around the eyes - but looks like she may be finally getting settled and becoming happy in her own skin. Good for you, Brit!

Life's a journey...

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I've been missing me some Britney titties for a long time. Now if you could just get her to go back to being batshit crazy, my life would be complete.

More Britney!
More Britney!
More Britney!

Go to US Weekly to see this picture. They completely photoshopped her nipples out of the picture! And they brightened the image so she looks less haggard. It's outrageous! You can't trust US Weekly to not doctor up a supposedly "candid" photo.

Furthermore I added two comments, and US Weekly wouldn't post either one.

Thanks superfish for keeping it real!

http://www.usmagazine.com/hotpics/photos/down-under-2009511

Her boobs have been awful for years. This isn't like a one off, they are screwed, it will be like this forever. I don't expect the females to understand what I'm talking about. I'm not even talking about them pointing in different directions.

Who would have thought that sweet Britney from circa 2000 could be attached to these. They are like 50 year old breasts. Saggy, bad shape, biggish nips (probably will get worse with age) always pointing towards her toes. Childbirth could be a part of it, but I don't think it is. I've seen boobs 8 1/2 months pregnant that are better then this. You don't expect someone who dances for a living to have a problem like this. Going braless is supposed to be exciting, but in this case it's dissappoitning and traumatising.

Britney propably had implants but let them removed and after 2 children her puppies are just not very nice anymore. In her case i think boobjob would be the right thing. Not to make them bigger, but make them look more beautiful. Actually boobjob were originally meant to help in these kind of situations ...

This is exactly why having children is a bad idea.

At least this girl can bring home the big bucks and half of you a$$holes can't do that. Since when do men give a shit about if a chick breast is even. Sounds like a bunch of ho's that don't look half as good as this b!thcing and complaining because you are jealous.

You idiots are clueless. She has implants, then had 2 babies sucks on them and cause them to become misshapen. She is due for an upgrade. SHE HAS IMPLANTS. Breast feeding just affects what they look like. Of course, if you are a teenager you would have no concept about what happens when life happens.

She looks tired, but I;d hit it.

She got some major wonky tittays.

wow, didn't know she had implants, they look good to me

OMG! I'm so glad she has saggy tits. I hope she keeps them that way. She should shve her head again for that perfect look.

i still wanna slip her a baby or two.

They have looked like that ever since she got'em funny bolt-on implants. They are totally out of place.

Those nipples are just crying for a nice large set of D rings..... Nothing special in these picts just an ulgy burnt out old broad. I pity those kids that call her mommy!

She looks like a cow coming in for a milking..

"one eye fishing....one eye looking for bait"......

You guys!!!!! Guess all of your moms have firm racks too, right???? . . . . . Thought so.

She looks like she is going to bust out crying at any instant. (that bust would make me cry if they were mine)..You would think she has enough $$ to do something about them. Skimp on kids clothes for a few months and use the $$ to buy some new boobies, as you can tell by all these pictures posted on the superfish, she doesn't give at rat's ass about her kids anyway.

She'd look so much better if she would shave her head again, only this time smooth and shiny.

I'd bang the depression right outta this whore!

Wear. A. Bra. Dear God. Nobody wants to see that.

Her boobs look like a retarded basset hound that had the runs.

Or they look like to fried eggs on the fence post with the yolk broke.

She doesn't like underwear.

Bowling pin tits. Enough said.

She is a celebrity and her image is what sells. She should get those fixed.

fourtysixth!!!!!

That left one keeps following the camera. When she turns sideways it is still looking right at you. Creepy.

I dunno... I think she looks fine. She's a human, that's what we all like about her, when she pulls out a natural part of life and carries it off like "who gives a shit?". Oh yeah, superficial people.

brit needs some nippies. bristols6.com

face is looking a little beat, but id still give her the business end of my thunder rod.

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Hmm....

....man, that Skanky Twatney's got some seriously saggy ol' milk bags fer sure!

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But then, she totally oozes country-ghetto, neanderbilly hot trailer trash mess from every unwashed, encrusted, bacterial and STD ladened pore she couldn't care less she looks like utter Suthuhn Hillbilly garbage.

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Ya wouldn't catch me stickin' my shlong into that Suthuhn HASMAT cuntainer!

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As well....

.......aside from her ugly udders.......

......it's really hard to believe this is the same chick who just a few years ago looked so cute and hot.

She really grew up to be one ass-ugly bitch!

Now, if she really wanted to entertain us again she could get back to doing what she really does best, going bat-shit crazy for all the world to watch and laugh at.

Goddamn she's ugly hagged excuse for a young female!!

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that's what happens when you have low nipples and get implants. The doc should have cut her nips off and replaced them so they're all perky. Ugly fucking tits.

I had heard during sex, she loves her nipples pinched, twisted and pulled, then let them go so the snap around. Guess it was true. This bitch is a MESS. Still I would love to donkey punch her.

so, they're real... sounds good to me.

Is she in her 20s... good lord she used to be so pretty.... man aging sucks...

When was she pretty? From day one, she was an erection killer, imo.

god damn it girl
get your tits fixed. it's not like you can't afford to have a breast job.

I just want to pull the left one into place

she's not a Jew is she?

that's what happens when you have low nipples and get implants. The doc should have cut her nips off and replaced them so they're all perky. Ugly fucking tits.

I don't know what is happening with britney . She is looking so pimpy in above pics . Her nipples are capable enough to arouse anybody . Thanks for sharing such a nice post.

You guys are crazy. I still love her tits. Britney if youre out there and reading this. I'm up for a go on them.

that's what happens to an inbred redneck who goes around all day with her younguns latched permanently to her teats like baby 'possums..............

I can fix her nipple problem. .. Take a tube of crazy glue, rub it on each nipple and then stick them together. You will never have to worry about the little crosseyed boys again. On top of that she will finally be useful for something as whe will now have a great neck pillow or even a hemorhoid ring if you wanted to sit on those stuck puppies. I am sure trailer trash bitch would go for either...

Thank God for nipple and boob variations! If there weren't, then all of the MANY girlfriends and wives that have said "why are you looking??? They're all the same!!" would be right. Variation provides a built-in excuse (and drive) to LOOK.
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I LOVE BRITNEY'S NIPS!

Her hairline is receding so quickly :O.Five more years, and she'll have to start wearing wigs. Stop with the hair extensions already!

i would happily adjust those for her, i dunno why but i kinda like white trash

neanderbilly.......udders.............lol. You guys are funny.

What isn't funny is blaming your looks going downhill because of having kids WTF........i have one and I dont have udders. Anyways.......people need to stop using that excuse.

She's a white chick.......that's all. They age the fastest, gain weight the fastest, and lose their all american pretty cute girl looks by age 21. Look at Hillary Duff.....Christina Aguilera, etc. Not everyone. But in Brit's case.........she's had immense stress, smoking, unhealthy yo yo diet........she did'n't take care of herself becuz she was used to everyone doing everything for her. She was a fucking robot for her recording manager.

Love them dragged across my face.

Seriously, who the fuck wears a white t shirt without a bra except a whore! These celebs are just desperate for attention.

59 - you are insane. she is cute now - but she was perfection in 2002

They look great to me. Maybe I'm just hungry.

Britt is gorgeous. Life has just been corrupted by malice, and bad decisions. I dont think this is the important stuff that should be posted up on websites like this. There are far more important things in the world. Sometimes I wish the camra would focus on the poverty, and depression that is being brought onto the world. Instead its on people with money, and personal issues. Oh well... This generation confuses me. Brittany your a sweety, I just wish you wouldnt of let the world take you down with it. Ah well. Keep rockin.

These nips are going down like a sinking ship.