Nov 19 2009Hayden Panettiere fellating a machine gun
Here's Hayden Panettiere posing for Tyler Shields new book "The Dirty Side of Glamour," and the headline covers pretty much everything you need to know here. In related news, Charlton Heston's corpse just came.

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1. like2bcold - November 19, 2009 6:54 PM
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2. dude - November 19, 2009 6:54 PM
Gotta say, Love it.
I'm feelin it for the midget.
3. Girlgemma - November 19, 2009 6:54 PM
the part with the the spampy looks kinda funny but yea hayden is cute just wish people would make it obvius
4. fribble - November 19, 2009 6:54 PM
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5. Superfluous - November 19, 2009 6:57 PM
Soooo... why isn't she a cheerlaeder like EVERY other thing she is in???
6. HOOTERS WUZ HERE! - November 19, 2009 7:00 PM
Who the hell is this girl?
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9. AVX - November 19, 2009 7:29 PM
Actually, I think that's an assault rifle.
10. Mr.Mr. - November 19, 2009 7:34 PM
i dont care what they say...
thats a golden shower and you all know it.
11. kendraa - November 19, 2009 7:46 PM
she doesn't look like she's enjoying it at all
her face isn't even slightly sexy, she just looks like she's flinching the whole time and thinking about how much she's getting paid to try and get through it.
basically, yuck.
she looks like a 14 year old on myspace trying to look sexy.
12. kendraa - November 19, 2009 7:47 PM
she doesn't look like she's enjoying it at all
her face isn't even slightly sexy, she just looks like she's flinching the whole time and thinking about how much she's getting paid to try and get through it.
basically, yuck.
she looks like a 14 year old on myspace trying to look sexy.
13. Maggie - November 19, 2009 7:49 PM
@AVX - yeah, looks like an m16a1 to me :)
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16. Dan - November 19, 2009 8:07 PM
I agree with 11 & 12. she doesn't look like she enjoys it at all. Her expressions make this as unsexy as Jessica Alba's water drool in GQ.
17. Cory - November 19, 2009 8:10 PM
AK-47 IS an assault rifle chief and that's an M-16 assault rifle. Who cares!??? She is a little hottie-it's just weird to want to shag her when you remember she was the little girl in Remember The Titans.
18. Hefe - November 19, 2009 8:31 PM
#14, sure you are. Put your dick back in your shorts.
The midget looks decent, but as others have stated before, she is always trying so hard to come off shocking in her photo shoots. Not feeling it whatosever. In every paparazzi pic I've seen of her, she comes off as a stuck-up little cunt. Which I'm sure is probably the closest thing to the truth.
19. norm - November 19, 2009 8:51 PM
Thats not an AK-47, its clearly an M16. FAIL!
20. Hank - November 19, 2009 8:55 PM
Totally a golden shower. Totally weird. Totally not hot... Unless you like kinky midget porn?
21. james - November 19, 2009 9:07 PM
Tyler Shields is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. NRA - November 19, 2009 9:31 PM
If you're looking at the gun, you're doing it wrong.
23. jason - November 19, 2009 9:41 PM
any idea what the song in the background is called?
24. She likes sucking on AR-15's? - November 19, 2009 9:52 PM
So, why is hayden pantywhatever giving a blowjob to an AR-15 again? That's just about the most bizarre picture I've seen this year...
25. Eugene Stoner - November 19, 2009 9:56 PM
NOT a "machine gun".
NOT an "assault rifle".
NOT an AK-47.
NOT a M-16 (but close).
If it is real it is an AR-15 SEMI-automatic rifle, the SEMI-automatic version of the M-16. Machine guns and "assault rifles" are capable of fully automatic fire (hold down the trigger and the gun fires until it is empty). An AR-15 fires only in SEMI-automatic mode (trigger must be pulled for each shot), so it is neither a "machine gun" nor an "assault rifle". If you remember that you will be more informed than 98% of journalists/reporters and politicians.
If it is a real AR-15, they are breaking the first rule of safe gun handling: always point the muzzle in a safe direction, and only at things you are willing to shoot. The first picture looks stupid and stupid isn't sexy (Megan Fox excepted of course).
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33. who dat - November 19, 2009 10:42 PM
She not even attractive. Her mother looks better than she does. Total attention whore.
34. sassypants27 - November 19, 2009 11:13 PM
that's not a machine gun....
good try tho.
either way she'd be dead
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@25 Hell, from that angle it could easily just be the upper receiver-with no lower receiver and the bolt taken out, that would be as dangerous as a steel pipe.
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This is definitely not an AR-15. The side of the AR15 is not smooth where that one is where the flash is shining on it. Sorry but it looks closer to an m-16.
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Nothing strange. She is used to suckin the "barrel". Bet she eats the "bullets" to.
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Another cute young thing who can't act and can only get attention by taking her clothes off and trying to act sexy. Make the money now honey because it ain't gonna last forever. Your looks that is.
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I CAN NOT believe that Trent Reznor would actually allow his music to be associated to the lowest forms of celebrity promotion...
62. DayShifter - November 20, 2009 9:36 AM
OK, nothing against sexy photos.... but is nobody else disturbed by the picture with the assault rifle?!? Jezzzus, the morals in this country is just slowly fading.
BTW.... Yes, she is hot as H. E. Double Hockey Sticks!!
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71. Maggie - November 20, 2009 1:43 PM
@25 I really don't see how you can say it's an AR15 not an M16, there isn't even enough of the gun there to make a real distinction. It could just as easily be either
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75. missywissy - November 20, 2009 3:52 PM
Okay, gun enthusiast here, and I would NEVER let somebody put a gun in my face, I don't care if it's "art".... This is bad fengshui and everything else, I hope a bunch of kids don't take mom and dad's guns out of the cabinets and make myspace and facebook pictures like this. FAIL on every level. She was against Bush, but for this? Girl needs to figure herself out.
76. sarah - November 20, 2009 5:17 PM
I hope someone shoots her. I cannot stand her!!! I love it how she was so anti McCain but she has no problem parading an AK in her face. She is so stupid and I hate her with every inch in my body. I wish that gun would have been loaded.
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Wow what a clever juxtaposition... pretty and dirty... So unoriginal and Marilyn Minter did it better. This is lame and unimaginative.
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she's cute and pretty not hot and sexy.
just sayin
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she's cute and pretty not hot and sexy.
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Okay, maybe it's just me, but in pic #1 she looks like a boy with makeup on.
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I do not find her attractive at all. She has no legs! No wonder most shots are of her face. Isn't she a midget? Since when did midgets become hot!? I'd like to know! LMAO. Okay please, a full grown woman should be at least 5'3"... the mass majority of men prefer a woman at 5'5" which is average - according to cosmo! LOL. I don't understand Hayden... she's weird.
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This is definitely not an AR-15. The side of the AR15 is not smooth where that one is where the flash is shining on it. Sorry but it looks closer to an m-16."
I have one just like it. A 1972 Colt AR-15 SP1 with the triangular handguards.
"71. Maggie - November 20, 2009 1:43 PM
@25 I really don't see how you can say it's an AR15 not an M16, there isn't even enough of the gun there to make a real distinction. It could just as easily be either."
M16s are sold only to military and law enforcement. If a civilian has an AR-type rifle 99.9% of the time it's an AR-15, not an M16.
91. Abe - November 23, 2009 9:18 PM
I think its safe to say that no Gun enthusiast, NRA member, Military, police, or hunter would endorse this photo.
Rule 3 safe gun handling! :Never point a gun at something unless you intent to kill it!
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