Nov 3 2009Coco is a national treasure
Now it's time for everyone's favorite part of the month where I mine Coco's Twitter for high-quality examples of photographic excellence. And she literally has everything this time around: Rihanna, Ice-T with a ball gag, couches, giant breasted mermaids and, of course, a gratutious up-close shot of her super-butt. I swear, if Coco embodied the American spirit anymore, the next National Treasure movie would have to include Nicolas Cage solving JFK's murder* after deciphering the secret location of Coco's nipples. -- Ha! Just kidding. She doesn't have any.
*Spoiler Alert: It was the Freemasons! Beat you to it, Dan Brown. FACE!

Reader Comments
1. Italian Stallion - November 3, 2009 1:42 PM
WRONG!! Coca is a National Treasure!!!!!
2. OsakaSushi - November 3, 2009 1:45 PM
Wow. This woman is disgusting. Does anyone actually think she is attractive???
She looks disfigured.
And she looks like a midget in number 7. (Nobody get offended)
3. pimp - November 3, 2009 1:45 PM
I would love to eat her ass...
4. Plincoln21 - November 3, 2009 1:47 PM
anyone know where you get bikini's like that? I want one for my wife. she has a big beautiful ass (not as awesome as coco's but nobody is perfect). any help would be appreciated
5. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 3, 2009 1:49 PM
What a great pic! One fat pig and a Samuel L. Jackson look-a-like. Never thought I'd see that in my life!
6. Your Mom - November 3, 2009 1:52 PM
I would like to see a celebrity death match with Coco and Kim K fighting it out until one smothers the other one with a ginormous ass cheek of death.
...followed by happy hour.
7. Stef - November 3, 2009 2:02 PM
She looks like Jessica Rabbit with a bad bleach job. The tensile strength on that pleather corset must be equivalent to the material used to build submarines to hold in those balloons.
8. obvinot - November 3, 2009 2:18 PM
Ummm.... why is she standing next to the unfunniest Wayan's brother?
9. Melissa - November 3, 2009 2:21 PM
Her behaviour displays problematic identity esteem issues. Her need to create an over-indulgent, narcistic, ego fulfilling image of herself for herself, and others portrays a lack of self-attention and approval, which may lead to other psychological dependencies like drugs, alcohol and/or suicidal tendencies. No accusations here! Just a clear view of someone who needs help overcoming previous (childhood) obstacles relating to a disturbingly low and distorted self image.
10. Tr8cthis - November 3, 2009 2:32 PM
Melissa arent all models attention seekers? Beyond that you cant judge how someone was brought up until you speak with them. Beyond that..I would eat her out till she ran out of bodily fluids. Pftsssssssss.....why are women so catty? I dont hear guys saying..damn that fucking Hugh Jackman and his disgusting abbs. Those have to be fake and disfigured. No we he did that on his own its ALL surgery! Or that damn Daniel Craig only looks good because he can afford personal chefs. He is making it hard for us regular guys that bastard!
She looks hot. Has an amazing body and works her ass off to get that way and has good genetics. If you dont have the same luck then STFU or go to the gym and put the bon bons down. That means all of you
11. Tr8cthis - November 3, 2009 2:33 PM
Melissa aren't all models attention seekers? Beyond that you cant judge how someone was brought up until you speak with them. Beyond that..I would eat her out till she ran out of bodily fluids. Pftsssssssss.....why are women so catty? I dont hear guys saying..damn that fucking Hugh Jackman and his disgusting abbs. Those have to be fake and disfigured. No we he did that on his own its ALL surgery! Or that damn Daniel Craig only looks good because he can afford personal chefs. He is making it hard for us regular guys that bastard!
She looks hot. Has an amazing body and works her ass off to get that way and has good genetics. If you dont have the same luck then STFU or go to the gym and put the bon bons down. That means all of you
12. Syd Snow - November 3, 2009 2:36 PM
Suppressed Medical Records
St. Catharines, Ontario
- Privacy Commissioner of Canada (Sect. 25,26,28)
- C.M.H.A - Brock University
13. To Melissa - November 3, 2009 2:36 PM
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
14. Some Girl - November 3, 2009 2:41 PM
I'm fat, sit on my ass all day eating Bon Bons, never work out, have bad skin and a terrible hunchback, blah blah blah...
And this bitch is GROSS.
15. Melissa is Correct. - November 3, 2009 2:44 PM
Melissa is correct. The profile fits Coco's issue(s) perfectly.
16. david s - November 3, 2009 2:44 PM
melissa is right.
17. Ing - November 3, 2009 2:45 PM
haha @14, but there are just as many 'boys' on here who do the same thing.....for the same reasons
18. havoc - November 3, 2009 2:47 PM
I'll bet this chick fucks like the Tasmanian Devil.
Good for Ice....that's a hot piece of ass.
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19. havoc - November 3, 2009 2:47 PM
I'll bet this chick fucks like the Tasmanian Devil.
Good for Ice....that's a hot piece of ass.
.
20. jason b - November 3, 2009 2:48 PM
right on melissa.
21. pimp - November 3, 2009 2:55 PM
Melissa, if it cheers you up, I'll eat your ass too...
22. Scott - November 3, 2009 2:57 PM
HER BODY IS COMPLETELY DISPROPORTIONATE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUNNY LOOKING JAPANESE ANIME CHARACTERS.
23. Ice-T - November 3, 2009 2:59 PM
Melissa I concurr
24. Melissa - November 3, 2009 3:29 PM
No judgement here, in fact I am the last person to judge anyone. Evaluating an individuals behaviour based on a level of personal similarity, is not a negative appraisal, but a mere reflection of one-self in another. I seek attention in other ways, don't we all? My output may be different than her's but in the end we appear to share the same basic instincts, to be loved and accepted. People tend to deny themselves of these humanistic needs. Not to generalize about the entire population, but there seems to be a pattern among many people that I have spoke with, concerning a clear deficiency in love, either for themselves or from others.
25. Guest - November 3, 2009 3:32 PM
@ 2
I totally agree. Does anybody think she's sexy? Not even sexy ... attractive?
She looks so cheap and dirty. So much make-up, weirdly shaped body ..
a disgusting man ... should I go on?
26. Freebie - November 3, 2009 4:07 PM
Has anyone else picked up a virus from this site? (Not Coco). Seriously, I've logged on twice in the past week and both times a window came up saying I've been infected by a Trojan (not the kind Ice should use when f**king Coco) and then my computer went wacky.
Any one else?
27. Friend Request - November 3, 2009 4:09 PM
Melissa-
Can we be friends. I appretiate a bright intelligent person. I am not.
I like the way you think.
28. arealcad - November 3, 2009 4:15 PM
I'd space dock that like Skylab 2.
29. Emmy-Em - November 3, 2009 4:24 PM
Stupid fat cow. Holy Mary Mother of God what is wrong with everyone? I GET IT, sometimes, but this OLD piece of plastic garbage? I don't think so. Nice fat knees. Face caked with makeup. Capped teeth paid for by giving BJ's to old fat guys or worse, and she has fat flabby legs. You all know what I mean. And look at the pic where she is holding the camera as if to take her own picture. Nice carpet. Stained...with I don't want to know what. Cheap. I mean, look at the place. Crappy dump in a bad neighborhood, and when she does wake up (come to) at "home", she takes a ton of pills, puts on getups like this, and goes out looking for celebrities whose self esteem is as low as hers.She is sickening and pathetic. Not even funny.
30. Emmy-Em - November 3, 2009 4:25 PM
Stupid fat cow. Holy Mary Mother of God what is wrong with everyone? I GET IT, sometimes, but this OLD piece of plastic garbage? I don't think so. Nice fat knees. Face caked with makeup. Capped teeth paid for by giving BJ's to old fat guys or worse, and she has fat flabby legs. You all know what I mean. And look at the pic where she is holding the camera as if to take her own picture. Nice carpet. Stained...with I don't want to know what. Cheap. I mean, look at the place. Crappy dump in a bad neighborhood, and when she does wake up (come to) at "home", she takes a ton of pills, puts on getups like this, and goes out looking for celebrities whose self esteem is as low as hers.She is sickening and pathetic. Not even funny.
31. Melissa - November 3, 2009 4:31 PM
Yes you are. Intelligence is not limited to, nor defined by a surplus in education or by the language in which it may be expressed. Rather, I see the ability to perceive as keeping an open mind to others experiences along with our own and the way we choose to view them. Yes I would love to be friends.
32. SO RIGHT - November 3, 2009 4:35 PM
I agree with Melissa. Only really trashy men like big fat slutty women. Men with taste and class rarely go for someone like that. Oh sure, they may do it once or twice, to experiment, but they would NEVER, EVER marry that.
33. Emmy-Em - November 3, 2009 4:48 PM
If Melissa is so smart, everyone, why does she use such horrible grammar when she writes her "thesis" on why Coco is a stupid, money grubbing, fat, vapid, talentless creature?
"Many people that I have SPOKE with" Melissa? Nice. You are sitting there, doing your little drone job, and you realized, at this site," In the LAND OF THE BLIND, the ONE EYED MAN (or woman) is KING".
Your text was so boring and obvious. You're not that smart. Go someplace and help the developmentally disabled or something. Getting your props from people (even me!) at this site is like beating a guy in a wheeler in the fifty yard dash. You have part of your brain, you have the advantage. Now go work on your grammar and let us slam this tub of lard the way she should be.
34. the truth - November 3, 2009 4:57 PM
women who get on the internet to psychologically analyze the reason why a rapper's wife dresses flamboyantly & a bit like a prostitute need to go outside more often & clean the cobwebs from out of their vagina. she's rich, that's the only reason why she acts like that. get over it.
35. mizzle - November 3, 2009 5:00 PM
uhmm.... natural beauty? no... boobs are totally fake, if they were a little bit smaller id say she was hot as fuck, but since they look like macys day floats attached to her chest then im gonna have to say no. im still confused as to wether or not her butt is fake too, but i have no way of telling...either way. at leasts shes workin it, dont hate girls. id do the same if i was her.
36. love ya - November 3, 2009 5:11 PM
I'm a chick that thinks CoCo is probably the hottest chick alive. I'm sorry, but she makes me horny. I'm not a lesbian, but if women really actually looked like this in real life, I would be a professional lesbian at my best. I've seen a few interviews with her and Ice-T and she seems like a really sweet person as well. People in here that are judging her and pissing all over themselves, need to GROW THE FUCK UP.
37. fleis - November 3, 2009 5:21 PM
@ 34. i totally agree. if rapper's wives didn't act like this all the time, what the hell else would they be doing? making significant contributions to society??
38. denne - November 3, 2009 5:31 PM
her body is ridiculous and she's in amazing shape... even if it's fake on both ends she keeps it lookin good. i wish my booty shot photos could look half that nice... i'd be embarrassed to take the pics my damn self. and tr8cthis is right... all models are attention whores... you have to be
39. Is that a nipple? - November 3, 2009 5:49 PM
it looks like part of her nipple is popping out in pic number 8
40. meh! - November 3, 2009 5:54 PM
very classy, very!!!
41. Scrubbing Bubble #5 - November 3, 2009 6:01 PM
Rihanna's hairline could scrub my toilet.
42. Delgo - November 3, 2009 6:03 PM
I'd rankle those cankles.
43. TheJoker07 - November 3, 2009 6:06 PM
Hot!
44. say good night to the Rough guy! - November 3, 2009 7:24 PM
Congratulation on your new discovery Fish...
45. Sweekes - November 3, 2009 8:33 PM
She looks like a bloated mermaid who ate too much sea salt.
46. zuzuspetals - November 3, 2009 9:31 PM
She's disgusting.
47. de - November 3, 2009 10:59 PM
um...it doesn't even look human..
48. Txzen - November 3, 2009 11:07 PM
Funny looking anime character more like Hot and Bangable Anime character, I am not sure a tentacle monster could handle her.
49. christmas shopping - November 3, 2009 11:23 PM
Hey i must say looking so funny. I would love to know back story of these shots.She is so much fatty and yet she is wearing such kind of dress. Trying to look sexy but she could not.
50. Ass - November 3, 2009 11:38 PM
her ass in that 3rd pic!!
OMG FAPFAPFAPFAP
51. Melissa - November 4, 2009 12:23 AM
I can't change your mind... but I can control mine :)
52. B.Lacey - November 4, 2009 12:52 AM
Her thighs look like a drum stick thats from an overfed chicken. Sad.
53. Nelly - November 4, 2009 1:02 AM
@11.... Yes, women may be catty but men like you make us that way. We've long fought for our rights to be equal and have a long road ahead of us.
54. Nelly - November 4, 2009 1:06 AM
@33... Your grammar is so far beyond worse than anything I've seen and you should really reevaluate your own writing skills... dumbass.
55. smartypants - November 4, 2009 1:18 AM
she needs a superfacial for postin these pics
56. katie - November 4, 2009 1:51 AM
@pic #7... look at those shitty stumpy legs. how is this sexy at all? puke
57. katie - November 4, 2009 1:53 AM
@pic #7.... look at those shitty stumpy legs..how is that sexy at all? puke
58. nat - November 4, 2009 2:02 AM
Christ that's gross. What is this????? Is it real or Photoshopped???
59. nat - November 4, 2009 2:06 AM
"She looks hot. Has an amazing body and works her ass off to get that way and has good genetics. If you dont have the same luck then STFU or go to the gym and put the bon bons down. That means all of you"
Genetics? What an evoluntionary leap? A mutation? There is nothing, nothing natural about pic 3. That's just not right. I got major issues with any women who disfigures herself to attain any sort of ideal. And what the heck kind of ideal is she aiming for anyway?
60. Rex - November 4, 2009 2:14 AM
You people are funny, Melissa gave a long winded speech just call her a whore it hurts less. @32 you have just insulted every blackman and redneck that like thoughs kind of women, and being a blackman you hurt my feelings. I hope your happy
FYI I would bang the hell out of Coco
61. nat - November 4, 2009 2:19 AM
Ok, I'm fixated on these. Its like a car crash. Is she trying to change race? Or is she trying to look like Jessica Rabbit? What happens to butt implants if they go bad like boob implants sometimes do....Its like trying to figure out why black holes exist. Its bringing out the physicist in me...
62. twig - November 4, 2009 2:31 AM
While Melissa is working out her mommy issues, the normal heterosexual men are to Coco.
63. twig - November 4, 2009 2:33 AM
While Melissa is working out her mommy issues, normal heterosexual men are busting one out to Coco.
64. Melissa - November 4, 2009 2:37 AM
:)
65. Kia4Beauty - November 4, 2009 2:43 AM
Since when are Rhi and Coco friends?? Strange bedfellows etc.....
66. Anna - November 4, 2009 3:09 AM
I just reckon she's funny lookin'
67. NG - November 4, 2009 7:29 AM
Only a nigger could date that. She needs a huge cock to get between her ass cheeks.
68. NG - November 4, 2009 7:33 AM
Oh, and Melissa, you need to get an ass implant and shut the fuck up. And iron my shirts.
69. Aja - November 4, 2009 7:49 AM
She looks at least 50 years old.Gross.
70. Emma - November 4, 2009 7:56 AM
Thank you Melissa for injecting some much-needed mental stimulation into the misogynistic cesspit otherwise known as a public comment system. From one chick to another, /salute. Your comments very eloquently state the problem.
71. turd the third - November 4, 2009 8:01 AM
She is not a woman, she is a fat blob. What an ugly bitch. Why doesn't melissa go down on her to help her feel better about herself. Maybe melissa could piss on her too, that will help her much better understand her place in life and get rid of any self esteem issues.
Turd the psychologist Third
72. Levi H. - November 4, 2009 8:58 AM
who is this "iced tea" person? he can't be the same 1980s rapper that all the frat kids loved? could he?
73. azzman - November 4, 2009 9:35 AM
coco is bangin. Some like it built for comfort, i like em built for speed.
74. Pop Atlas - November 4, 2009 9:42 AM
That chick on the left is stuffed like sausage. Really nasty sausage.
75. lilycat - November 4, 2009 10:04 AM
i want.............more...........cameltoe
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77. ouioui - November 4, 2009 11:44 AM
clearly attractve to a *certain* type of man...
i mean check out those implants... and im not talking about her tits.
shes like a car wreck.. i cant look away!
78. EWWWWWWW - November 4, 2009 11:59 AM
Talk about cankles.
79. e-rock - November 4, 2009 12:35 PM
It looks like she has ass implants!!! I bet if we got a shot of Kim Kardashiskank laying on her stomach like this, we would get the same profile of her ass. ASS IMPLANTS are just wrong.
80. e-rock - November 4, 2009 12:40 PM
It looks like she has ass implants!!! I bet if we got a shot of Kim Kardashiskank laying on her stomach like this, we would get the same profile of her ass. ASS IMPLANTS are just wrong.
81. SO RIGHT - November 4, 2009 12:58 PM
@ 60 - Rex -- if the shoe fits, dude....;)
82. Ah HA! - November 4, 2009 1:18 PM
@10 hate to break it to you, she's all implants. NONE of that was "good genes". I have great genes, but nobody sees me stuffing my body cavities with silicone b/c it's completely unnecessary.
IMO, I think these pics are HILARIOUS...seriously. lol..she looks ridiculous. Like a blow up clown...hahahahahahaha.
83. Rosie - November 4, 2009 1:27 PM
Coco dresses like that cause she wants to. As for any deep seated issues based on Melissa's expert clinical assessment I call bullshit its all about Melissa. Just do an Urkel and ask "Did I do thatttt?" You did and you know it. #67/68 Being a BIG dick only shows how small yours is.
84. nADA - November 4, 2009 1:46 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Ice T is screaming gay and these pictures prove it.
No normal man would hang out in public with his lady lover dressed / looking like that. These are bedroom costumes and shouldn't be published for other's eyes.
85. DCMikeRotch - November 4, 2009 1:56 PM
Looking at her is like staring into a deli counter display, and not in a good way
86. IKE - November 4, 2009 2:19 PM
Say what you want about CoCo, her old man (literally) and A LOT of other guys find her VERY attractive, but I've never seen or heard of her acting in appropriately WITH another guy (I don't know how "appropriate" it is to twit half-naked pix of ones self, but ICE-T likes to flaunt her as much as she loves the attention).
Her goal seems to be to make her husband happy. Not a bad wife in my book.
87. Jibbly Biggins - November 4, 2009 2:23 PM
Wow....so are those butt pads? They make big silicone implants for asses now. I doubt she's entirely like that genetically because fat tends to distribute over the thigh as well as the ass in "pear" shaped women. The tits are clearly fake but they look awesome - in a porn star sort of way.
She looks great - not everyone should look the same.
88. Mama Pinkus - November 4, 2009 2:29 PM
aw lay off Coco - sure she's plastic, phony and more than a little pathetic but she doesn't pretend to be anything else - she is what she is - and that lucky gal has a man who adores her
89. Mane - November 4, 2009 7:04 PM
She should work 4 BangBros... they need an update!!!
90. Dr. - November 4, 2009 7:16 PM
HOT.
91. Tess - November 4, 2009 7:39 PM
Who cares? I think she's a pretty girl. So what if she looks a little different. Nobody is perfect. I seriously doubt she gives a shit what any of the haters think about her. She's got a great life . Other people just need to GET A LIFE.
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93. Amy - November 4, 2009 11:10 PM
Gah, I just don't know if I can come to this site anymore. It really diminishes the average girl's self-esteem.
Peace.
94. bete noir - November 5, 2009 1:29 AM
Gross. Gross. Gross. She's beyond tacky, She is nothing short of disgusting. And Rihanna is a stupid young bitch. Nothing upstairs. Her goal in life is to be a magazine page.
95. wowza - November 5, 2009 10:23 AM
i think if she DE-FLATED those boobs some and wore less makeup she might look really good ..i think she is trying to hard to b perfect and to be a black woman with the big ol booty ..get over it ...ur white and quit trying so hard !!
96. wowza - November 5, 2009 10:23 AM
i think if she DE-FLATED those boobs some and wore less makeup she might look really good ..i think she is trying to hard to b perfect and to be a black woman with the big ol booty ..get over it ...ur white and quit trying so hard !!
97. Eman Noi - November 5, 2009 12:51 PM
@19. Yeah, imagine the vocals...
Actually, quite a few cougars sound like those - Tasmanian creatures at the brink of extinction, btw...
It's called orgasming (without inhibition of making spontaneous vocals).
98. kati - November 5, 2009 11:50 PM
I do NOT like Coco or her unattractive husband. I think her build is a little manly, not sure where though. But her boobs, abs, waist, legs and all look good. I think she's just a little hard around the edges. She could have a softer, more feminine look without all the makeup and in better clothes.
BUT i agree with nbr 10. Women are very catty. I am a woman and I try to distance myself from the losers that say BLATANTLY jealous things. I have my opinions about her but I am not gonna call her a whore or say her boobs are fake or shes fat or start analyzing her esteem issues. I just think she can do better than Ice-T and she should tone it down some.
99. Jessica Thorpe - November 6, 2009 9:57 AM
I am a female and I think CoCo looks hot. I like her mostly because she is not scared to flaunt what she's got and what she bought & paid for. I think she is actually cute not sexy.....
Asses like that DO exist on white girls too. I know I am sitting on one inherited from my mother (WOW, my moms booty is amazing, LOL!)
100. alanna - November 6, 2009 3:41 PM
The mermaid photo is the most flattering shot of her. (doesn't look as fake as the other shots) She's got one hell of an a$$ on her, and a nice little waist, but the overdone implants kill it for me.
101. stacey - November 6, 2009 5:13 PM
I have gotten a virus from this site too!!! I have gotten it TWICE now and had no idea from where, well now I log onto Popsugar and come here from a link on there- and BOOM! I see all the comments about viruses. SO THIS IS WHERE THE VIRUS COMES FROM!! I AM NEVER GETTING ON THIS SITE AGAIN~!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
102. Sam - November 6, 2009 5:33 PM
Ice-T got it a bit wrong. It's the slave who's supposed to be wearing the ballgag. And by the looks of it, she's the slave (the photo where he pulls her by the hair).
103. ugg boots sale - November 8, 2009 9:58 AM
I am a female and I think CoCo looks hot. I like her mostly because she is not scared to flaunt what she's got and what she bought & paid for. I think she is actually cute not sexy.....
104. bawain - November 9, 2009 3:49 PM
she looks more like a whale to me
105. Susan Boyle - November 10, 2009 12:20 AM
Meh - I'm not into the whole oddly-shaped, too big breast implant thing. Doesn't really look human to me...
106. uli - November 10, 2009 4:08 AM
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