Nov 9 2009Alex Rodriguez has a painting of himself as a centaur
Somehow I missed this story last week, but I'm posting it anyway because it's too good to pass up. Via The Dish Rag:
Alex Rodriguez is rumored to have portraits of himself as a mythic creature called a centaur - half man, half horse - in his home.
His ex-fling tells Us Weekly one painting even hangs over his stable, er, bed.
One has to wonder which part of the horse Alex is.
If it's a horse's upper body with A-Rod's legs, that man just won my respect for life. I don't care if he fucked Madonna, you can't deny that level of badass. The closest I ever came was commissioning a painting of a bear with my entire body as his left arm. That mountain lion it was fighting didn't know what the fuck.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. aa - November 9, 2009 2:46 PM
DB.
2. Harold^Sick - November 9, 2009 2:48 PM
Who is that yeti next to him in Pic 2? I almost feel bad for her, but at the same time, not at all.
3. Keepcelineonyourside - November 9, 2009 2:49 PM
You Know You're Big When J-Zay is your Bodyguard!!!
4. John - November 9, 2009 2:49 PM
Welcome to last week.
I heard the Titanic sank, too. You should run a story about it.
5. i know - November 9, 2009 2:49 PM
i know!!!!! that girl in the 2nd picture OMG! wtf!?!?!
6. Illiterate Kryptonite - November 9, 2009 2:51 PM
@4: Way to read the first sentence, asshat.
7. killerabbit - November 9, 2009 3:02 PM
What self-respecting man doesn't have a picture of himself as a centaur?
8. Stef - November 9, 2009 3:02 PM
That's what he'll look like after the 'roids really kick in...half horse.
9. Rancid - November 9, 2009 3:05 PM
Centaurs are the most sexually degenerate creatures in mythology (even compared to the gods). They have absolutely no self-control.
I doubt Rodriguez even knows this. He probably saw this stenciled on a side of a van, and thought it was "cool".
10. stupidass - November 9, 2009 3:14 PM
.....not nearly as disturbing as his painting of himself dry humping Estelle Getty
11. Erica - November 9, 2009 3:16 PM
LMAO at upper body horse with human legs image. That shit is whack.
12. Ein - November 9, 2009 3:22 PM
What a prick, why not sign the damn ball?
13. netstarman - November 9, 2009 3:42 PM
i know I'm not a veterinarian but I can tell he is a Horse's ass with bad hemorrhoids.
14. A Rod Begs For It Up Da Butt - November 9, 2009 3:52 PM
A Rod loves it when his women put the ( ==========D) strap-on to him for discipline.
15. LPB - November 9, 2009 3:54 PM
Redd Foxx had a similar painting of himself; when the IRS forced him to have a garage sale in Vegas, I wanted to buy it.
I'm really sorry now that I didn't.
16. TheMactastic - November 9, 2009 4:37 PM
In other news that happened a week and half ago.....
Superficial writes slacking? Never
17. Christopher Rock - November 9, 2009 4:57 PM
When the hell did Jay Z become such a huge Yankee fan? 2009? Bandwagoner extraordinare!
18. B - November 9, 2009 5:27 PM
Lets talk about whats important- his dick. He's got big ears, big feet, one might assume he's packing a 9+ incher. Someone needs to ask Kate Hudson.
19. B-deezy - November 9, 2009 5:53 PM
Forget Centaurs this story is now about that chick in the second picture!
20. I Think - November 9, 2009 6:01 PM
he should have signed that chick's ball.
she's probably into centaurs.
i mean look at those furry rave boots!
they could have had centaur and sasquatch lovin all night.
21. Lloyd Johnson - November 9, 2009 6:03 PM
I love how Jay-z behind him is dressed like a wannabe baseball player and the real baseball player is dress like a grown man.
the girl in photo 2 is an arctic gogo dancer.
22. OH Phillies - November 9, 2009 6:13 PM
Centaur tweets:
https://twitter.com/IAmCentaur
23. everybody hates Rough - November 9, 2009 6:27 PM
lol youre kidding!
This dude got an ego to match his lip gloss collections....
24. Valerie - November 9, 2009 6:31 PM
WOW HE IS SUCH A TWAT
25. camcorder taschen - November 9, 2009 9:56 PM
Nice style in this one. I want to see the pictures. Not up close and in real life. Via the web would be just fine
26. lololololol - November 9, 2009 10:50 PM
i always knew arod was bi; this only confirms it.
27. Pet Society Help - November 9, 2009 11:12 PM
He likes being on all fours.
28. Glucosamine - November 9, 2009 11:46 PM
Nice style in this one. I want to see the pictures. Not up close and in real life. Via the web would be just fine.
29. Chicken Fillet - November 10, 2009 2:13 AM
Too bad he had to resort to Kate Hudson, purely because her anorexic rig is likened to his small, steroid effected dick. We all know Madonna needs a strong 7+ inches to be satisfied.
30. umm - November 10, 2009 3:25 AM
@ 29 what's a "rig"??
31. Heather - November 10, 2009 8:25 AM
He looks like a monkey.
Does no one else see it?
He should have had a painting made of himself as a half human half monkey... but nothing would be added.
32. db - November 10, 2009 10:29 AM
Robbie Alomar (a former major league player) had one of these as well.
He also had unprotected sex with women knowing he had aids.
33. Nameless - November 11, 2009 12:54 AM
This like Wedding Crashers- the weird dude who wanted Vince Vaughn-- type crazy sh*t. A portrait of himself as a centaur? LOL
34. hogtied - November 13, 2009 3:42 AM
OK... that is just ghay.