Nov 10 2009Alessandra Ambrosio & Ana Beatriz Barros in bikinis
Here are stupidly gorgeous Victoria's Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros posing for the December issue of GQ UK">GQ UK proving once again the British have the technology to infiltrate my brain and ferret out what I want for Christmas. Of course, we can't be sure until these two arrive on my doorstep gift-wrapped with a stocking full of action figures handguns and meat.

Reader Comments
1. firsty first - November 10, 2009 2:32 PM
firsty first strikes again!
2. Sam - November 10, 2009 2:33 PM
photoshop overload...its a shame, they're already beautiful
3. Felipe - November 10, 2009 2:33 PM
Wow!... I love Brasil, and Im going over there next year... Hope I can get a girl half as good as this two.
4. firsty first - November 10, 2009 2:33 PM
firsty first strikes again!
5. abbz - November 10, 2009 2:46 PM
you hit the nail right on the head superfish. I was looking at the first picture and i was thinking...yeah this girl is really hot, but there's just something stupid about it. Like Paris Hilton was once hot but now shes just stupid.
6. lola - November 10, 2009 2:59 PM
I don't get what the big deal is about this woman..? She has a smoking body, but, other than being in shape, is nothing too special.
7. Nick - November 10, 2009 3:01 PM
The British are indeed awesome
8. Stef - November 10, 2009 3:08 PM
Basic skinny chicks in bikinis. Nothing that special. Though a stocking full of handguns and meat works...
9. havoc - November 10, 2009 3:09 PM
That first photo makes me hungry.
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10. http://www.thefamousphere.com - November 10, 2009 3:10 PM
These are good pics cause I like my women pre-moistened.
11. Jenn - November 10, 2009 3:22 PM
The key to good airbrushing is to make it look subtle. Their skin tones are so unnatural it's not even funny. These women hardly need this much airbrushing to look great. It's a pity really.
12. Jam it to her - November 10, 2009 3:36 PM
She prefers anal sex.
13. Sexy Girls - November 10, 2009 3:39 PM
sexy girls!
14. TopTwitsBlog - November 10, 2009 3:46 PM
Tom Cruise has better boobs.
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15. See Alice - November 10, 2009 3:47 PM
YAWN Just show pictures of Marissa
16. Mr. T - November 10, 2009 4:07 PM
If I came home and they were both layed out like that in my living wearing those same outfits....yeah....I think I could fuck them both...no problem....
17. sprins - November 10, 2009 4:14 PM
@firsty first: please die.
OT: *fap*
18. Anon - November 10, 2009 4:21 PM
they're just so... skinny...
19. gSHOE - November 10, 2009 5:01 PM
Sasha Grey look alike
20. Chole - November 10, 2009 5:02 PM
Far out, fuggin airbrushed to the max...what's the point they already have amazing skin in real life.
21. Toolman - November 10, 2009 7:18 PM
The poses are very awkward
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23. Mens Health - November 10, 2009 11:44 PM
Ale looks fine. Wearing her hair like that is just not flattering her because of her ears I guess.Here's a good pic of them together in the pool:
24. Mike Walker - November 11, 2009 2:14 AM
The picture of them by the pool is a laughably bad photoshop.
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26. WTF - November 11, 2009 11:04 AM
2 SKINNY...FLAT CHESTED ..AND FACE OF A BOY........... . ..OR ALIEN !!!! THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS HOT IS PIC # 4 IN MY OPINION !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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31. Ugg sale boots - November 12, 2009 5:38 AM
Wow!... I love Brasil, and Im going over there next year... Hope I can get a girl half as good as this two.
32. Shari - November 13, 2009 7:44 AM
Ana looks good, as always, but Alessandra.. she has a pretty face, but I swear she gets skinnier everytime I see her - at least Ana has boobs.
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34. Wacky Yoda - November 16, 2009 7:37 AM
Alessandra gets that "she looks like a MAN!" garbage a lot. Huh? WTF? Are you crazy? If she looks like a man to you, "man" has a very different definition in your world. Does every "woman" have to be blonde with totally fake spherical DDDDD tits and lips injected to twice the size of Angelina's? Ale is about as gorgeous as they come and you are nutty as a loon. Loony as a nut. Something.
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