Oct 5 2009Victoria Silvstedt masturbating on a public beach


Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt apparently felt a public beach in St. Tropez was a good spot to rub one out yesterday, so here she is for your viewing pleasure. Usually I go for the "Man, this jellyfish really latched on hard" approach, so hats off to Victoria for basically not giving a shit. The world needs more role models.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of a woman who knows what she wants. -- Ha! Just kidding. That's only a myth.

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first!!!!

I think you're mistaking "masturbation" for "chlamydia."

that was disappointing

Ok does anyone else see that disturbing fold of her dinosaur like skin? Like she had a 90's boob lift and they gathered all the extra skin from when she fucked em floppy and stapled gunned a withered roll into her armpit.

It could be that she just had an "itch," and not the metaphorical, sexual kind.

WHY HAS SHE NOT BEEN PLACED IN JAIL OR CHARGED YET? ANY PERSON THATS DOES SUCH A THING IN FRONT OF OTHERS ARE JUST SICK ,I TRULY HOPE THAT THIRE WERE NO CHILDREN NEAR BYE

is she smelling her fingers in pic 7 ? 'cause that's what I would do

#6, I'd place you in jail if I were the grammar police. But I'm not, so carry on.
Anyway...I'm...well, kind of impressed. Yeah, I've got nothing.

The equivalent of a guy itching his balls....sexy!

ew

Would totally HIT IT

I highly doubt that she was actually masturbating here, and based on the fact that her position barely shifts, she was probably only "reaching" for about 2 seconds, during which the paparazzo was snapsnapsnapsnapsnaping as fast as his camera could take them. I agree with the person above who said she probably just had an itch. I mean, you'd have to be pretty far gone to absent mindedly rub your clit with a dude standing right behind you on a public beach.

lol! the guy at the back is fixing his wedgie in picture 3 :P

Look at her feet in the pics where she is sitting up. EWWW! Freaking eagle talons. And her face is manly. NEXT!

i like the guy digging in his butt in the background <3

Whatever she's itching must be catching...check out the guy in the blue shorts behind her (pic 3).

Video or it didn't happen.

Why the fuck are there stars on the pictures? Have the fucking Puritans taken over this site?

Again?

In the words of Family Guys Cleveland, "That's Nasty!"

Dont matter how good you look - aint nobody turned on by someone scratching their cooch.

there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc.... and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha

there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc.... and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha

there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc.... and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha

Got driftwood?

I hope the paparazzi and the entire culture of blood sucking leaches that prey on the privacy of others goes to Hell. Certainly a vulgar world we now live in. I am wondering if we will ever get a few pics from spies filming Angelina Jolie on her toilet?

This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she's just scratching the sand crabs?

A bunch of stars for some ugly bird scratching her twat...great.

Superficial writer, you're exploring new levels of lame.

mmm, the sweet sweet smell of stinky pinky.


I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees...
those marks...

I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees...
those marks...


You get up at midnight to post this Superficial?

I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees...
those marks...

You're all missing the important issue. Where are the mani-pedi salons in St. Tropez? And can one of the Asian girls there be bribed to save the scrapings from under Victoria's finger nails, put them in a baggie and express mail them to the continental U.S.?

That's not weird, is it? Not the part about saving Victoria's nail grime rife with poon tang and scruff. But that I assumed Asian girls would be working in a mani-pedi salon in St. Tropez.

Clearly, she was just scratching herself for a split second.

God, this site is such bullshit.

This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she's just scratching the sand crabs?

This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she's just scratching the sand crabs?

Looks like she sniffed her fingers afterward. And she has nice feet, too.

why would they star that out? I was expecting to see her pussy!

If these pics are in sequence, I think what we're dealing with here is either less likely the public wanking of a retard, and more likely Parkinson's or epilepsy.

Not classy at all, but than again she did do Playboy.

maybe someone needs to teach her how to wipe her arse without staining her arse cheeks with shit.

Hey...when the need arrives..she must satisfy it...

I was rubbing one off in public while flipping through these pictures.

I guess that is why I'm in this holding cell and posting comments via Iphone.

Um, I HOPE she is just scratching. But eh...I'm pretty sure when my coochie has an itch, I don't hold my fingers like that. In fact, her hand looks positioned quite well to be rubbing one out. Juuuust saaayin...lol

A fairly hot woman masturbates in public, and these are the comments. Fuck all you 12yr olds. This is really hot. I would have loved to watch that in person. Thanks to the site for posting.

I just have to point out the matching bruises on her knees. Wonder what she was doing kneeling for an extended period of time?.......hahha

why do you put those dumb ass stars on pictures that dont need them idiot

She's a nasty fucking plastic whore of no importance: please don't post anything with her anymore. EVER!

She's a mess. Know how much of a dog I am? Picture #8 is an ass I'd bone.

The rest you can keep.

#48

Plastic love dolls are plastic "whores" of no importance but people sell them on websites

And this is NSFW why? There isn't so much as a stray pube, it's a chick in a swimsuit. Jeez.

Like we should care what she's doing with her ol' twat.Were these pics for free?!

Eww!That could be any old guy doing yoga with her legs up!

Like many,she's just trying to mesmerize us with a well used oiled twat and leathery man legs.

Do we have to throw a coin in there when we pass?

She not masturbating, she's scratching. The true amazement here is that all that sand actually came out of her dried up, old, withered twat. That's what happens when you have sex with Hugh Hefner. I think a few bats flew out, too.
Maybe next time you walk on sand, you'll think twice about doing it barefoot.

At Playboy Inc . They say 26 is 60 . She looks to be about 70

@ pic 8 she's having a hard time trying to fart.

Look at the old lady legs. Cute.

What the hell are you starring out now?

Mastubating my ass! That dried up shitpile in a blond wig makes her own brand of Cheesewhiz down there!

here's a tip for you guys: fake hair, fake lips, fake tits = fake orgasms

How come when I do that on the beach I get arrested?

you know what, if she wants to touch her downtown in public what of it. we have to be objected to guys touching and "adjusting" their shit in public whenever it pleases them.

hahaha...the guy behind her is about to stick his hand down his pants too, what's up with this beach??

That's it. We're all gonna die now.

Would somebody please explain to me why everyone in Hollywood is wearing one of those gay hats? Also, who the fuck is Victoria Slivstedt?

I think you all have a big problem of jelousy and envy.. the woman is by far more beautifull than all of you fat asses sitting on your computer to write down these hate messages

So she has implants. so what??? dont you? if you dont hten is jut for 2 main reasons... either you dont have the money or the guts to do it.

yes, she is a bleached blonde, yes her skin might be rough... is yours nicer?? I dont think so and i hardly think any of you big bags of envious cellulite has that body... or even a nail like hers.


give me a break... you are coming to this webpage just to make up a little for your ugly poor life. GET ONE ALREADY!!!

I think you all have a big problem of jelousy and envy.. the woman is by far more beautifull than all of you fat asses sitting on your computer to write down these hate messages

So she has implants. so what??? dont you? if you dont hten is jut for 2 main reasons... either you dont have the money or the guts to do it.

yes, she is a bleached blonde, yes her skin might be rough... is yours nicer?? I dont think so and i hardly think any of you big bags of envious cellulite has that body... or even a nail like hers.


give me a break... you are coming to this webpage just to make up a little for your ugly poor life. GET ONE ALREADY!!!

Hmmphh...She looks like a burnt chicken.

21? You only need to click once, dumbass.

69? The Appalachians chilly yet? I thought I heard your brother. I guess he came in from the fields and needs you to blow his rod. Best go fix him up.

The stars are there for a very good reason: to get you to click repeatedly, increasing the site's hit count. You weren't actually going to buy anything advertised here, were you?

jealous? what a laugh. i would kill myself if i looked remotely like this nasty burnt hag. why would you even sit like that in public let alone scratch yourself or wtf she is doing. not like she couldnt see the pap standing between her legs taking it. but then again thats what playboy 'women' do for a living anyway. this site is gross, isn't this supposed to be about celebrities and not like the bottom of the barrell Z list clothing malfunction porn site?

gaay

Old skanks don't die...they just jill away.

just looks like a slight adjustment to me

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oohhh f**cking babbyy

Good for her! 90% of men would love to pop one off on the beach if they could.

THAT OLD SLUT NEED TO STOP TRYING TO FUCK HERSELF IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT IS JUST FUCKING NASTY AS FUCK

Looks like she's making the "o" face to me and she continues, eckhum, reaching? while she gets a kiss. It's a toss up.

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Now THAT takes courage! Man, outside of home, I've only done that in a car, bus,and train!

She needs to be on that new website www.justdontwifeher.com

man, forget her crotch. take a look at her freaky toes. disgusting. if that's what her toes look like, man, i don't even want to imagine what her twat looks like under that. scary.

where's the vid?

where's the vid?

ewww all the fat bloated bald men are commenting again. gross

So that is the friggin Victoria Secret, its itchy..

Nice uh.....watch? Yeah, that's a nice watch she's wearing. But the rest of it's nasty.

You're just idiot! She just take off the sand from her!! Why there is a star in front of ?! Because there is nothing to see! Stop thinking that this person is a bitch please. She's great and doing a very good job on french tv. And lot of ppeople love her!!

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@23 actually i would totally go for that, the press should definatly get a picture or some video of angie's probably beautifuly shaved pussy. <3 :)

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@23 actually i would totally go for that, the press should definatly get a picture or some video of angie's probably beautifuly shaved pussy. <3 :)

You guys bitching about paparazzi, you do know this is basically a paparazzi site?
Don't you? I mean these aren't taken by daddy or the boyfriend or a neighbor.

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Sorry but i gotta comment,

This girl appeared in playboy? She makes me wanna vommit.

She is an absolute PIG.........Anyone THAT think she's remotely sexy needs to GO see a doctor........not even a dog would be attracted to that thing.......LOOK AT HER.......look at her skin its like shoe leather, look at her out of shaped skinny legs, look at those ugly blown up breasts,.......I mean just look at the face, IT lokks like a MAN,

Shes definately a trannny, definately not a girl, but if it is then shes fucking ugly,

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Sorry but i gotta comment,

This girl appeared in playboy? She makes me wanna vommit.

She is an absolute PIG.........Anyone THAT think she's remotely sexy needs to GO see a doctor........not even a dog would be attracted to that thing.......LOOK AT HER.......look at her skin its like shoe leather, look at her out of shaped skinny legs, look at those ugly blown up breasts,.......I mean just look at the face, IT lokks like a MAN,

Shes definately a trannny, definately not a girl, but if it is then shes fucking ugly,

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A human being scratching a body part on the beach. Get over it, people.

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