Oct 8 2009This is where I want to be buried. Right between here.

perfection! heaven!

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YAY I've always been told that I look like their love child. Hmm wish I could watch my own conception. Is that sick????

Oops, I just Befouled this computer. God how I wish I wasn't in a public library right now.

Randal(l)

Nice! Two smoking hot Israeli chicks. Yum.

The Romans proved that God (well the phoney one) didn't exist when they destroyed the temple where the Ark was laying around uselessly, remember?
Yeah Hollywood's tards in their revisionist history made it all magical when it was opened by the evil Nordics but don't forget, that was childish horseshit. The box is empty and as useless. Just like all religions.

This seems way too good to be true. If it is true, i hope the scene isnt lame as hell where all it is is kissing. I hope its a melt your face off hot moaning and groaning sex scene. Natalie Portman you better not fuck it up. We all know what a little fucking prude you are and bitch about getting naked after you've already done it.

#3 you need to send me a pic, STAT!

Excuse me, I need to go change my underwear now or it'll be sticking to my leg in a few minutes.

#5 Mila is Ukrainian you dumb fuck.

Fair play they are stunningly beautiful girls, men you degrade them by wanking and by being general wankers.

Portman is a visual snoozefest. Kunis is ok, but overrated. She has no butt. - just a back with a hole in it.

They are both soooooo tiny, I could fuck them both at the same time . . . oh hell yes . . .

Nice to see Israel is finally letting us have a little peek at how lovely their women are there! Best in the world - by far! Puts all other nations to shame!!!

Is it just me, or do these two look like a hot trailer park mess in this pic? I mean, they're gorgeous - no doubt...I see the appeal. But there's something in the way their make-up is done that gives off a total white trash vibe. :-D

Portman > Kunis.

I'm so in love with Mila Kunis! She's such a good person and stays private instead of going around like a skank (Paris Hilton) acting like she's god's gift. It's so refreshing to see down to earth actresses with morals and no egos like Mila & Natalie who are sweethearts, are REAL and actually have talent unlike some people in Hollywood *cough Meagan Fox cough*

Damn those commandments!

I would eat both all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Straight Chix dyking for pay is nothing to party about. Women do it on their own dime in nightclubs the world over. Why pay when you can have it for free? Besides, these chix are not hot. Neither one.....I have fucked hotter and put up with half the stress these two would cause. If it was between fucking one of these girls or jerking off with steel wool, I would take the steel wool.....throw in some comet for additional friction.....

Something about this post makes me think about The Wizard of Oz. Maybe it's that they're both Munchkins.

Kangaroo is right. But damn I would still like to stick something in that hole. And I do mean my pink thingy. Then make each of them taste the flavor wave from each other's various holes!

i've made them both pregnant with my sperm.

Fuck megan fox. Mila K is the shit.

One on my face and the other on my penis please

What I would give to be a fly on those titties.

These are the best of the best. But Natalie wins via her Harvard Degree.

This is where I want MY PENIS to be buried. Right between here. (photos)

From what I here a lot of ballet performers are bisexual, so in that vain I think these two chicks should go down on each other and send us in a few picts. I am sure that would keep the stupid fucking wankers and pudshooters on this site busy for the evening.

@15, I don't see it. They both have neutral colored lip gloss on, blush and eye shadow that is subtle. The only thing that stands out is the eye liner which also looks good. Please see Christina Augilera pics for trailor trash make-up applications.

I want to be buried there too! wait was that harrison ford?

#20 you're a damn fucking liar. Stop trying to sound like you're the man. You wish you could get girls as hot as Mila Kunis. She's one of the best looking actresses there is. I bet the girls you fuck are one hair away from having a full mustache.

for some reason, my cream flying everywhere is all i can think of

whoever calls this http://www.ctendance.com/IMG/jpg/natalie_portman-2.jpg average is fucking delusional

Put your head between two pieces of cardboard. It's pretty much the same thing.

#32: Nah, he doesn't fuck any girls at all. I have no doubt that the troll is a fuckin' virgin who's life is so sad, lonely and pathetic that his hate for everyone is so extreme that he even hates on gorgeous girls like Kunis & Portman. The only pussy he's seen that isn't on the internet is his ugly mothers .

#32: Nah, he doesn't fuck any girls at all. I have no doubt that the troll is a fuckin' virgin who's life is so sad, lonely and pathetic that his hate for everyone is so extreme that he even hates on gorgeous girls like Kunis & Portman. The only pussy he's seen that isn't on the internet is his ugly mother's .

FINALLY...a no SKANK posting and I must say I hella luv these chicks...I would wine and dine them...then...play fine with em

Mila is so fine...

id buy that for a dollar

I'd let them poach my gefilte fish.

Very, very nice. I agree with the title.

Awesome.

What is the natural resource of the Ukraine besides ridiculously hot chicks? I mean can we get an excuse to invade already, don't they sell plutonium in the black market? this broad got the same little button nose and pretty mouth as the chick who black mailed De la hoya...

Ummm....

Ok. Well, well you see...

Right. So, I've ummm.... I've ahhh.... Well see, I've had an erection lasting for more than four hours.

What's that, then?

No, no actually, I don't take Viagra.

Right. Well...

Well, you see it all started when I saw the picture above.

2 hot little J.A.Ps

The problem with being between these two chicks is, you will have done so much blow to get there, you may as well have been born without a unit. Fact is, you'll be up for a week trying to get it to feel, before ending it all with your shit in a roadkill raccoon with a .45. It's how my cousin Randy ended up. Just say no.

Natalie is a terrible actress. She's so awkward and uncomfortable in every film.

Ukrainian and Israeli hotness. Going to find my yarmulke...

@3 - Being told you look like a celebrity by some dude living in a cardboard box behind the bowling alley doesn't count. Also, I think it's time you knew, some guys will say ANYTHING to sleep with girl (or someone dressed as a girl) Isn't that right @20? Tell me, did the chicks that were "hotter" that you got with have unusually large knuckles and an Adam’s apple? And by Adam’s apple I mean penis.

You friggin' fruit....

Mila wipes the floor with Portman and she doesn’t stick her foot in her mouth every time she opens it. Tell us again, Natalie, how you know what it’s like to be Black because you’re a celebrity and how the recession is a good thing, and how pedophiles should not be sentenced because,well, they’re your biggest fanbase and enjoy your early work

Good thing they have clothes on. If they were to actually touch, the universe would implode. No, wait...

The scene will undoubtedly be ruined by Portman's wooden acting.

OFY -- OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it count as a lesbian scene if there is only one pair tits between them?

Is Portman pandering to pedophiles again?

#50. I'm a model douche tard I get paid for my looks so suck it. I've modelled all over Europe Canada, the US and in Brazil. I make mre in a day than you make all year.

Someones a bitter fat girl.

Mila Kunis is extremely beautiful, but she has no ass.

Natalie Portman is pretty, but not as striking as Mila. She makes up for this by being jewish and thus likely to be very enthusiastic about taking it up the pooper.

Both girls are bueatiful. But Mila's more exotic looking. And #6 what the Hell does that have to do with this?!?

Both girls are bueatiful. But Mila's more exotic looking. And #6 what the Hell does that have to do with this?!?

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Mila is GORGEOUS! I look a bit like her so maybe I am partial. I am not Ukranian, but half white / half Native American and have similar features.

You really like em tiny don't you.

Insane lesbian sex??? Well, I know what movie I'm going to be seeing.

#58 mila's also jewish, so with your criteria, aside from the non-ass thing that she can totally fix with some lunges, she is the perfect woman.

Natalie is a dumb liberal self-hating Jew who changed her name from Hershlag and got a nose job.

who does not?

Mila Kunis is so gorgeous she's THIS close to turning me. Add to that she hates talking about Ashton Kutcher and she's only FREAKING MEG GRIFFIN, and I'm seriously considering things you fellas have never thought of

Are there any hot women in Hollywood who are not jews? Gotta be in the club. Of course the rest of the people in the world are just not as talented of course. I would imagine Shakespeare and his thespians were all jews as well. As well as the first ape that stood on 2 legs,etc...

I want to go strollin' in their colon.

I'd do em, but I still prefer my women to actually have breasts. Just not as fun with flat chested girls... Give them so nice large boobies.... and some actual hips.... Oh and maybe a well shaped ass too.. then they would be perfect. Right now Portman has a extremely beautiful face and great legs, but the rest is a little boys body... She'd still rock missionary style though!!

if these two have a lesbian scene, i will watch it naked

If I were a guy, I'd feel the same. Look at those faces!

-meream

I'd take one of these girls (Natalie Portman, if I had to choose) over that always-grimy Megan Fox any time of the day.

'Nuff said.

Mila is hotter, but Natalie is more classically beautiful.

#75: What the hell is classically beautiful? you mean natural? Mila without make-up looks phenomenal still whereas Natalie doesn't look close to how she looks in these photos when she doesn't have make-up on. Plus, IMO Mila is way more exotic and unique looking. Also, her personality seems to completely surpass Natalie's. I only say "seems to" because I've never met Natalie but I have met Mila and she's an absolute angel of a person. Super sweet, down to earth and private. Natalie wants a rapist (Polanski) to be free into the world :S I know that's only one thing but it's a major turn off! Mila all the way. And besides, there's no such thing as one definition of beauty (Classically or any other type) because everyone has different opinions and beauty is subjective. People have been brainwashed for years now by seeing too much Tv and Hollywood telling everyone what real beauty is supposed to be. That's why millions of people are like sheep and think Meagan Fox (complete trashy, big headed and stuck up retard) is the be all and end all. To all you morons out there.. Think for YOURSELVES!.

Is this the newest couple in Hollywood?!

Did they just had sex together?! They look very much in love to me.

...and THIS is where I want to be buried...

*holds up picture of Richard Simmons spreading his asscheeks*

76 repeat after me: breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.

Classically beautiful = conventional beauty. It is beauty that meets the "accepted" definition of beauty, that is, large eyes, small nose, full lips, rounded forehead, etc. With classical beauty, everything is well proportioned, but there is no exoticism nor does one feature stand out from the rest; think Grace Kelly or Monica Bellucci. Mila is unconventionally good-looking, but so are Angelina Jolie and Kate Moss (in her heyday). Mila is almost classically beautiful, but she has that exotic quality as you've said. She has a small nose, beautiful albeit semi-thin lips, and extremely large eyes. Her eyes are gorgeous, but they are extremely large and her facial features are closer together than usual thus giving her that "exotic" quality, but also throwing her proportions off.

With that said, I prefer Natalie Portman's look. Before you have a stroke, I'll say this: that is my opinion. Everyone has one, and everyone has different taste. Bringing up non-sequiters like Polanski is pointless to a discussion about superficial beauty.

Portman is cute, but Kunis is STUNNING, STUNNING, STUNNING.

#81

...and Kunis is also NATURAL, NATURAL, NATURAL -- no nose job with her.

Why the fuck are people talking to themselves? This means you 81 and 82.

Yes Kunis did get a nosejob. Everyone in Hollywood gets something done. You're a gullible fucktard if you think otherwise.

Before:
http://gstylemag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mila_kunis.jpg

After:
http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mila-kunis-stock-photos-only-at-pr-photos_1219831981582.jpg

She'd still be bloody beautiful without it, but get a fucking clue.

83 you are a fucking small minded MORON!. Only someone so ignorant would think that everyone living and acting in Hollywood equals to getting unneeded surgery. You used that stupid before and after pic that has been on the net for over a year now. Different angles and lighting can make 2 individual pictures of someone look slightly or even completely different. She's flaring her nostrils in the before pic and the camera is focused straight dead on her face. She isn't flaring her nostrils in the after pic and the camera angle is a little higher up. I've looked at many other photos of her from 10 years ago compared with recent ones where her nose looks the EXACT same. Also, different applications of make-up can make a woman's face look different all the time. Mila and other actresses tend to look different from photoshoot to photoshoot and red carpet to red carpet because professionals do their make-up in various ways all the time. Yet, if you look at candids of Mila walking around in public with none of little of her own make-up on, she always looks the same. Talk about gullible fucktards. It's ridiculous to think everyone in the entertainment business gets surgery.

@#80
Please do not compare a rat face with plastic surgery to classically beautiful women like Grace Kelly or Monica Bellucci.

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/transformations/photos/0,,20290122_1047074_851816,00.html

lol at 84. Mila has definetly had a nose job, i live in Hollywood, i have had one, anyone who knows anything about them or the acting world can see exactly where and how they cut her nostrils and made the tip of her nose more narrow. Natalie has had hers done at least twice. believe me, we actresses are not prettier than anyone else because of some "wonderful makeup artist." what a joke. whenever i get my makeup done the stupid MUA is using wet n wild or whatever. that doesn't take 4mm off the width of your nose or change the shape of your nostrils. but yes they are hot girls.

and i don't know who the f thinks jewish girls "take it up the pooper" gross.. we're actually expressly forbidden from doing that in our religion, thanks.

hebrew nationals. i would love to stick my kosher weener in 'em.

Both are lovely, but I prefer Mila beacause she's unusual looking.

I am more partial to Mila. And F you #6

#80, thank you! The way some people over react. Anyhow , I personally prefer Mila.