Oct 9 2009Tara Reid is posing for Playboy

Who the fuck wants to see that?

And thus ends another Hollywood career. The sleep their way to the top, and as the age, they sleep their way to the bottom...and out the door.

Thank god for photoshop...

Who the fuck wants to see that?

She looks like she is 50.

Holy shit the people at Playboy are retarded. Tara Reid 7 years past her sell by date, non nude Heidi, preggers Lisa Rinna, Jayde Nicole as PMOY, etc. Why is it so hard to not fuck what should be a relatively simple concept? Get attractive girls to take off clothes for money. It's not hard.

I've been looking for a good reason to cut off my dick.

Photoshop has finally met its match.

She looks like she is 75.

Good thing she has a tan, or else some one might think she's a deflated skin sack of a zombie.

Tara is a beautiful person and thankfully, there are many in the world that see beyond the scars and mistakes made by her plastic surgeon. There's a lot more to say about her own strength, not shying away from the public eye despite how she looks.

A person who enjoys life and takes the good with the bad.

Randal

I'd rather see a completely untouched photoshoot of her than the crap Playboy will do to it

Randal,

Nigga pleaz. She's whoring for Playboy becuase she's broke and desperate, not because she's bravely facing the public eye.

"My stomach scars are my battle wounds?!??" Oh, please.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, there is only one word for that bag of shit....NASTY........

i guess hugh wants to traumatize his remaining base. this chick looks sooo much older than 33. more like 83. very, very scary.

i mean good lord, this chick has ZERO muscle on her frame. she needs to hit the weights and fill out that ghastly frame in the worst kind of way!!!

I'd tap that.

The FAIL is strong with this one.

Oh wise and benificent Superficial Sage, when thou sayest, "There's no way there's enough Photoshop in the world for this to even remotely resemble a good idea," thou speaketh the truth, forsooth.

Way bad idea no matter how you look at it.

(upon coming across the pictorial) "AHHHHH!!! THE LIGHT!!!! IT BLINDS US!!!!" Covering up the eyes now bleeding from it's sockets, shreeking in eternal pain.

I'll take my Oscar now.

maybe they'll just airbrush Tara Reid's face onto someone remotely attractive, like a 45 year old man.

Is there any way that the Playboy Board of Directors can vote to take away Hugh Hefner's power as the Ed. in Chief?

Because whoever is making the decisions to showcase these shallow, unattractive, vacuous whores who have polluted the pages lately needs to be removed, so a once-great publication can regain some credibility.

This bitch is hideous. Even before the meat cleaver to the belly.

Why God, why? Have we displeased you that much? Go ahead and send the four horsemen of the apocalypse. We deserve it.

The book of Revelations is upon us and the seventh seal has apparently been broken.

Good luck all.......

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Hey # 1: The pictorial is only for the Braille edition...

She has got a face and body that would make a rubber dildo wilt............

@ 24: Hey, I thought that when Obama hired a Communist for a White House Czar :-0

oh yeah i like older women

Her legs are interesting considering she's only 33.

I think she's basically very pretty. Oh and Randal always says such nice things!

too much sun, smoking, and partying take its toll. i can't believe she's only 33.

then you look at someone like kate beckinsale who's aobut the same age, or even courtney cox who's over 10 years older and you need a napkin to catch your drool

Play-doh. Hehe/

Sureeeee! Tara is beautiful, at the same point Playboy faithfuls( if there is) should start a petition to finally get Hugh to a home. At least hell get his head examine there frequently...

@27 shut up. nobody wants to hear about annoying politics here.

Wow she use to be so hot WTF happened!? She looks like she's going to die soon. So is there a creepy person on this website that would still tap that?

Can everybody take a step back and look at this for what it is? Hollywood is so stupid sometimes it's pathetic. I wonder why these people feel they are so entitled to everything. Especially this turd.

@25 unfortunately the braille edition is extra-lumpy

This chick looks like an aged being from another planet trying to "wear" a once attractive human being.

Is she shooting up heroin?

For someone whose stomach looks like pummeled play-doh, she sure wears a lot of belly-baring bikinis. Cover that up!

She would have had the cutest little body if she had worked for it and not gone under the knife. Such a shame, but kudos to her for having the confidence to go around half naked anyways

How wasted does she have to be to think she looks hot? I'm guessing VERY wasted. I agree, cover that up!

Cute - is that the old lady from 'Something About Mary?'

Man, Playboy has really gone downhill.

So... has anyone ever introduced this woman to an elliptical machine? Or pilates maybe?

Ok so that is disgusting!! I used to think she was hot but not a chance now!!! She actually has the body of a granny with a tan! Ewww!

my god. in the movie "Evil Dead 2" after Ash buries his girlfriend that got killed by the beast in the woods but her undead body soon rises from the grave and attacks Ash. Tara Reid looks exactly like Ash's undead girlfriend. holy shit.

seriously...if she worked out and put on some muscle she could save the lumpy, bumpy legs and deflated butt. Damn Tara do some squats!

Hef is a genius. Pretty girls come and go on Playboy. How do you generate some buzz? Put in a scarred up, down and out, former actress with a bit of name recognition power. It's like a train-wreck - we can't help but look, and it'll probably sell a few magazines for the company.

This chick has obviously never worked out, hence the lipo in that now fucked-up stomach. Let my fellow commentators have stated "Tons and tons of photo shop. Some people feel sorry for this slag. Not me. She had a good thing going and pissed it away. My god, she's 33 and my 52 year old chain smoking never exercising sister looks better than her. Fuck her.

Another thing. What about that flap-jack ass. Tara, 20 minutes, 3 times a week on a stair stepper would take care of that. Oh, of course not, I understand, you are too busy selling that fucked up, granny Clampett in a bikini body to worry about it. Sorry I mentioned the grossness you emulate.

Easy solution - wear a one-piece...down to the knees.

She looks like she is 70

I think my dick just puked a little

i'm 43 and i'm hotter than that.

I'd still do her. I've done worse unfortunately : (

I actually can't wait to see the pictures. It'll be an even bigger magnum opus for Photoshop than Kelly Clarkson's airbrushing to look her "personal best"... and that's saying something:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/08/kelly-clarkson-was-airbrushed-to-look-her-personal-best.html

Latest movie? Why the answer to that is the made for TV movie Vipers in 2008.! It co-stars fellow great the spian Corbin Bernsen! Yes and in case you were wondering it is in fact about vipers. Yes the snakes. Robbed of Emmy awards all around.
I can't believe I missed it…must get to video store or contact netfliz stat.

Why does she insist on wearing bikinis that don't fit her...or any bikini at all?

WOW its outstanding trend and its gonna free wear for all time sunny days.
looking good fashion.Really free minded ladies.I appreciate it lol....

Although her belly button was fixed.There're still plenty of jokes left to make.

She isn't even That old at all.Thirty three is pretty young.

Hef, DUDE, If you like Tara, you have GOT to get Donatella Versace in the centerfold!
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/donatella_versace_in_a_bikini.php

Holy fucking shit.
Im sorry - I realise we are all meant to look deeper than surface, but thats fucking awful. Poor delusional creature

What the????? Has Playboy all of a sudden become so desperate that it would exhibit photos of this skanky piece of crap? If the magazine had any integrity, it would avoid this booze and drugged laden tramp like she were a pandemic!

My knees look better than hers and I'm in my 50's. She's not gonna leave a good-looking corpse.

the pages will likely stick together from me blowing chuncks, not loads.

Well that let's me know that there is still hope for me cause if they are going to put something like that in the mag, I got the front cover for the whole year.

never ever doubt the magic of Photoshop!

she looks like a winter apple after a long, long winter

Well, first is that she looks rode hard and put away wet, not 33ish.

Next Hugh Hefner has obviously gone blind and taken on a severe case of alzheimers OR Adobe must be trying out a new, very robust version of Photoshop and needed a good beta test.

I'm going with beta test. Adobe must have paid Hugh a substantial amount of money since the old guy needs it. Playboy has completely gone FAIL.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/slideshow/ALeqM5hMBpY4MKaHGYRACKNi4W0FNjen2Q?index=0

That makes either Donatello Versace or Hagdonna look hot.

Her bumpy stomach is her "battle wounds"?!! HAHA. The more retouching the photo needs, the more money it costs. Playboy is going to go bankrupt. The only reason people will even look at that magazine is because it will be like a car crash and they just can't turn away. Even worse is that she's starting to resemble Tori Spelling! Terrible decision!!

What a lazy sloth. She is the epitome of "skinny fat". Lay off the lipo and get on a treadmill.

Tara honey, your fifteen minutes were up about ten years ago

Tara Reid naked? No thanks.

No-one seems to remember her nipple slip - her nipples look 100 times more horrific than her stomach.

This should be for the HALLOWEEN special edition of playboy next month !

They will air-brush her to the hilt, which is what they do to all of them. No worries. She'll look like a million bucks, with editing.

Randal you are a cocksucking motherfucker and I LOVE YOU

i do not understand her legs.

She is the f-ing Crypt Keeper. Playboy has a better deal with Marge Simpson, why wreck your sales Hef?

Here is video:
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Tara_Reid_Nude_Playboy_Video

First Marge Simpson, now this mess. Why not put Rosie O'Donnell in a nude pictorial and get it over with? Blauuughhh. Hef has obviously gone senile and wants to turn all heterosexual men gay. Glad I let my subscription run out on that rag of a magazine.

She is showing the effects of long term anorexia.

She's right, her stomach really isn't all that bad.. her legs, on the other hand, are fucking hideous..

Would it have been better to correct her cellulite hips in photoshop

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! My Eyes! My Eyes!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Make it stop- PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

Yet there'll be another hollywood beauty going under the knife again today.

Ok, u know what??? Yes, she had a botched surgery....so what??? The woman was brave in saying that she is proud of her body, and she was willing to, and did, pose... I say Congrats to Tara Reid. I would LOVE to go on a date with her. For me, looks are everything...I LOVE her personality, and I find her charming. So, to all the guys that just go on a womans looks, you are nothing.

Yes, I am single, but that doesnt matter. Go for it Tara, never mind what the "people" say!!!

chick is a walking STD Factory, nobody wants to see this MESS in Playboy, she's been had by the entire New York Jets team.

What I think is: You are a celebrity Yes you are a supposed to love yourself as you are. but if you are not in good shape, don't go parading yourself and wrinkly legs in saint tropez. You need to protect your image.
she should get a good manager.

I mean, like in photo 4 , she doesn't look that bad