Location: BlackBerry Spokesmodel Hiring Offices
EXEC #1: Well, it's your last day in this shithole, you gonna do something crazy? Maybe stir the coffee in the lounge with your penis? Flip everybody off? Take a dump on the boss's desk?
EXEC #2: Eh, something like that...
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Reader Comments
1. CrunchyCheeseTwists - October 23, 2009 2:29 PM
First!
2. Narcissist - October 23, 2009 2:30 PM
Lengthen that dress down past her knees and maybe give her different shoes, you'd have a cute spokesmodel. Just keep her away from bikinis.
3. Faith - October 23, 2009 2:31 PM
She looks great here...
4. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 23, 2009 2:39 PM
I'd let her handle my blackberry if she let me touch her pinkberry.
5. kris - October 23, 2009 2:40 PM
I think she looks pretty damn good!
6. Alex - October 23, 2009 2:41 PM
The vapid little bitches that buy Blackberries have something to relate to. Duh. Genius, if you ask me.
7. phuture98 - October 23, 2009 2:57 PM
She's HOT.. must be chilling on the party tip.
8. Ljutefisk - October 23, 2009 2:58 PM
i can't fap to this
9. BodyForWife - October 23, 2009 3:09 PM
Excuse me, but I have to go disinfect my BlackBerry now.
10. DMoan - October 23, 2009 3:13 PM
Germany. Need we say more?
11. PrettySmile - October 23, 2009 3:14 PM
Very pretty smile.
12. Madison - October 23, 2009 3:25 PM
She actually looks really good compared to a lot of other pictures I've seen of her lately.
13. Randal - October 23, 2009 3:44 PM
A good move by the Blackberry giant.
Tara is easily recognized by the youth of today and has also grown up in the digital era that surrounds children today. A beautiful face promoting great technology. It's a perfect fit.
Randal
14. yuki - October 23, 2009 3:57 PM
yay tara!
15. Alex - October 23, 2009 4:08 PM
That last pic practically screams "I wanna join team bukkake"
16. Jenna - October 23, 2009 4:19 PM
Agree with all those that said, "Keep her clothed and she looks good."
Unless she's drunk and plastered to a floor - she always looks cheerful and shiny.
17. khloe kardashian's meat curtains - October 23, 2009 4:20 PM
she doesn't look too bad in clothes
18. OK, Next! - October 23, 2009 4:21 PM
If she keeps it covered, she's actually cute. But what are those things around her ankles? Ankle weights?
19. Toolboy - October 23, 2009 4:27 PM
These photos make me question reality....I feel funny down yonder, but I know it smells like cigarettes and vodka....but still, eye wood.
20. Just once please just once - October 23, 2009 5:10 PM
... I would love to hear Randal say something nasty and ignorant like the rest of us fucking savages...
21. Dance_across_water - October 23, 2009 5:17 PM
she actually looks good in these pictures. i was expecting worse...
22. TheMunger - October 23, 2009 5:29 PM
Gotta sell wrinkle cream some how...
23. ALEX - October 23, 2009 5:29 PM
Is that the new BlackBerry " BOLD" 9700 ?????????
24. Amy - October 23, 2009 5:43 PM
Spokesmodel for blow, not-eating, and cheap plastic surgery?
25. chick - October 23, 2009 5:46 PM
FANTASTIC commentary! Don't think anyone would have said it better.
26. dude - October 23, 2009 8:53 PM
id hit it clothed...
27. brr - October 23, 2009 9:48 PM
She really does look good in these pictures.
28. webcam - October 23, 2009 11:27 PM
She'd be perfect for Storm2 marketing. I can see it now...Storm and Tara Reid DO have a similar history!
29. Pet Society Help - October 23, 2009 11:58 PM
Screw that I"m getting an iphone.
30. isa - October 24, 2009 6:01 AM
she looks good with her clothes on. keep it that way!
31. happy - October 24, 2009 9:36 AM
Oh come on people, stop. We all wished we looked like that.
32. Lis - October 24, 2009 12:38 PM
Hope that was ironie...
I don't, by the way.
33. Bob - October 24, 2009 2:19 PM
It's in GERMANY, people. The Germans, as we know, don't have any taste when it comes to celebs or any part of pop culture, really.
34. Mama Pinkus - October 24, 2009 8:04 PM
she looks decent covered up
35. Zee - October 24, 2009 9:32 PM
Anyone know who those shoes are by???
36. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded - October 24, 2009 9:44 PM
From this point forward, I will always associate Blackberry's with STDs, bad plastic surgery, reckless drunken stupidity, and dingleberries. I will never spend my money on anything that has to do with Blackberry, so quit begging me.
37. No Return - October 24, 2009 9:48 PM
With some clothes on, this plastic surgery freak actually looks good.
38. OceanC_Lifeguard - October 25, 2009 3:00 AM
SHE looks frikin AMAZING in these photos! SOOO CUTE and put on a little weight, great hair and smile. BEAutiful!! GO tara!!
39. Turd the third - October 25, 2009 9:23 AM
She looks like a brainless bimbo wearing a plastic garbage bag. I guess that proves she is really the trash we all see her to be. She needs to be at the cubside in front of a trailer at a trailer park.
40. Darth - October 25, 2009 10:58 AM
She's probably getting paid in beer and sausages.
41. Rhialto - October 25, 2009 11:03 AM
(pic 6) Hello?! When is my next beer break?!
42. Martina - October 25, 2009 12:30 PM
She actually looks like a WOMAN here, and not a bikini sampling mall rat.
43. Gina - October 25, 2009 7:12 PM
I think those are Minolos on her feet. I play Sorority Life and my avatar has a pair.
44. adidas86 - October 25, 2009 7:29 PM
gorgeous
45. adidas86 - October 25, 2009 7:29 PM
gorgeous
46. Kick - October 25, 2009 8:23 PM
I'd rather see her than Katy Perry, Megan Fox or Dita Von Dyke.
47. bluehost - October 25, 2009 9:12 PM
She could use a break.
48. DJS - October 26, 2009 1:46 PM
I think Tara is one of the most beatiful women on earth. I hope she gets some movie parts soon.
49. DJS - October 26, 2009 1:46 PM
I think Tara is one of the most beatiful women on earth. I hope she gets some movie parts soon.
50. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:00 AM
lol, this is too funny