Sophie Monk is wanted by the police and other news
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- Khloe Kardashian could ruin Lamar Odom's basketball career. [PopEater]
- Patrick Dempsey apparently just shows up places and juggles. [PopSugar]
- Pete Wentz gets a dude's face tattooed on his arm leg after losing a bet. Seems like Pete won in the end if you ask me and Ashlee Simpson's neglected vagina. [The Blemish]
- Ice-T never has to worry about finding a cup holder. [Socialite Life]

Reader Comments
1. killerabbit - October 28, 2009 8:30 PM
2 1sts in one day? Could it be?
2. Yuck - October 28, 2009 8:34 PM
She looks like the Joker.
3. tatiana - October 28, 2009 8:41 PM
Actually, Pete Wentz got Gabe Saporta's face tattooed on his leg. Yup.
4. PsyKo - October 28, 2009 9:15 PM
well, Dempsey was a professionnal juggler I think...
5. Nameless - October 28, 2009 9:25 PM
Local cops around here I am told are not allowed to take their breaks in public. Even if they are rightfully off the clock because it makes them look bad.
After seeing this pic of a couple sheriffs on break, it does make law enforcement look bad.
6. Bambi - October 28, 2009 9:34 PM
Britney Spears looks hot in these pictures! This is why she is getting all the attention from the police men! Didn't she come out with her new album yet?
Goooooo Britney!
7. anon - October 28, 2009 9:37 PM
What the fuck is wrong with her mouth? And who wears that outfit out? Who wears that outfit EVER?
8. THAT_GIRL_JENN - October 28, 2009 10:14 PM
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SHE LOOKS EVIL.
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9. kagrez - October 28, 2009 10:45 PM
ew her mouth is gross.
10. spicycy - October 28, 2009 10:48 PM
god damn sophie monk looks hot!
i wish i could look that sexual with my hair in a messy bun and cutoffs. yummy legs for days
11. magnesium - October 28, 2009 10:55 PM
This is what they do when they need publicity ..Anyways she is looking pretty..
12. tasterspoon - October 29, 2009 12:57 AM
Great caption.
13. Spooge - October 29, 2009 1:03 AM
I still can't decide if she's good looking or not.
She's a G'Dugly. Looks good in some shots..ugly in others.
14. Steve - October 29, 2009 1:51 AM
Ewwwww... What a butterface!!!!!
15. Randall - October 29, 2009 8:22 AM
Chicken legs !!!!!!!!!
16. epicure - October 29, 2009 8:22 AM
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20. mamamiasweetpeaches - October 29, 2009 11:21 AM
Shorts AND a Scarf!!
21. gfhfgh - October 29, 2009 4:30 PM
LOOK AT THOSE FILTHY LEERING COPPERS LOAFING AROUND ON THE JOB EYEING THIS POOR GIRL UP
22. titsonsnack - October 29, 2009 6:35 PM
Pete Wentz is the male Megan Fox.
23. Darth - October 29, 2009 7:24 PM
I'm surprised they didn't search her.
24. SAL THE STOCKBROKER - October 29, 2009 7:42 PM
HORSE FACE WITH NICE CLIT
25. Lila - October 29, 2009 11:40 PM
If you need a SCARF, you probably shouldn't be wearing SHORT SHORTS.
26. 6killa - October 30, 2009 12:20 AM
Looks like Pete got tattooed by Dan Smith
27. Kellie Richardson - October 30, 2009 1:49 AM
I think its funny how they got the two police officers in the picture checking her out as she walked by. She doesn't even notice them. She looks good.