Oct 29 2009So this is what Armageddon looks like...

First?

Har har

First bitches!

Please quite giving these fuc*tards attention. If you do maybe they'll slip slowly into the abyss where they belong.

um, isn't halloween 2 days from now....???? jus' sayin.

Why do people write first?

I hate these two beasts but the costumes made me LOL. Actually I hate all four of those beasts--the real and the fake Gosslins.

Thats right, tempt a vengeful god. DO IT! DO IT NOW YAHWEH!

Randal(l)

Why?

@6 Kim Ling

I just did it because there was an empty space to fill. Nature abhors a vacuum.
I now join the ranks of all the other dum fcuks who write "first".

Wow... really?

Now Spencer who is a fucking tool is playing a tool and is making himself look like an even bigger tool. I didn't think this was possible.

You know what's more annoying than Spencer and Heidi? People saying, "just sayin'" God, if I see or hear one more fucking person say those two fucking words together one more fucking time I might clench teeth into dust.

Atleast Spencer is doing his fellow douchebag proud.

I don't get it.. Where were they? It looks like they were just walking down the street. Were they walking up and down like this all day hoping someone would notice? Or was this a planned photo session? Or are there just paps who stake out these two 24/7, so when they want to do this kind if thing, all they have to do is walk out their front door??

And then did they have to announce, 'ok, now we're going to begin mugging and posing, so start snapping'? And then when they were done, did they have to check the proofs to make sure what came out met their standards?

This shit makes no sense, because who cares what they do? This whole thing is manufactured, but why does anyone agree to take photos of it? Nobody's going to see it except idiots like us who come to this site..

You know you've reached an all time low when THESE two are making fun of you

It cracks me up that I actually find Jon and Kate less annoying than these two butt cheeks...........

UGH! I was hoping these two had finally killed themselves!!!! DAMMIT!!!!
You promised no more photos of them, and lookie what we have here, these effing douchetards again.

Wow.

Two reality show nobodies emulating two reality show nobodies.

What's next? Gary Coleman dressed up as Emmanuel Lewis?

You know you've reached an all time low when THESE two are making fun of you

I hate to admit it, but this is actually kind of awesome...

...I...dear god, I don't think I can live with myself anymore...

@18
wow that's funny, gary coleman ...... shew...

This two things will do anything for money, right? You think if I pay them they would beat each other up so I can just sit, watch and laugh?

But, hey! At least they made the most male thing of the two shave that weird looking thing that was growing on its face, right?

WHY IS HER MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN GOOD GOD

I wonder how spencer decided which of his ed hardy t's to wear for the douche "costume"

I must say that I think Spencer looks like a man's man in finely groomed head of black hair. It kind of reminds me of Tom Cruise as a blond in That Interview With A Vampire movie. In fact Tom Cruise and Spencer have more things in common that they don't:

1. Both like dick more than jane
2. Both keep women around to make people think their butts only use is for craps.
3. Both have women in their lives who think normal sex involves guys wanking to the picture in a playgirl magazine

Perhaps Spencer and Tom should do dinner some time.

Close Your Mouth!

By far.....the dumbest fucking thing I've seen all day.

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Hahaha that is the best costume I've seen so far. You gotta love that kate wig, that's a stylish hair style. lol

The really sad part about this, they had that camera and hat specially made for these photos.

Dhahahhaah omg, this is fuckin hilarious xD

Dhahahhaah omg, this is fuckin hilarious xD

I hate all 4 of them, but the cameraman in pic 5 is a nice touch...

Not bad. Cant hate

This is cracking me up. Normally I had their photo ops, but this one is funny. I love how Jon and Kate are so lame that even Heidi and Spencer can slag them

Even their costumes are lame.

PLEASE GOD LET THESE TWO DIE IN A HOUSEFIRE. PLEASE???

Next up...a pit bull dressed as a soccer mom.

So... this is what? Meta-famewhoring? I feel dirty all over for looking at these.

*sigh*

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There should be a pay per view organized for Spencer vs. Brock Lesnar. I would pay to see that.

HAHA!! Wow they're actually being intentionally funny for a change...

@36 what a rotten thing to say, you must be miserable.

Haha-what? Like these two douchebag loser asshole clowns are in any position whatsoEVER to be making fun of those other two douchebag loser asshole clowns. This isn't even funny. And you know somewhere, Jon and Kate are sighing about how they're so "famous" that nobody will leave them alone, not even other celebrities....

Armageddon outta here! ... Thank you very much. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waiter.

I wouldn't bang Kate, but I would bang Heidi as Kate.

LOLed at the kate wig and the douche bag ed hardy shirt

I agree with others - this is the first time these two have actually made me laugh *with* them!

And @29 - so it's "really sad" to take five seconds to stick stickers on a hat and camera?

Actually pretty funny... still think they are losers tho

This is almost insulting to Kate.

That's actually pretty funny, which is nothing short of a miracle considering it's Heidi and Spencer.

They must be so jealous of Jon/Kate, Balloon Boy, they are all taking their press.

These 2 steal too much oxygen and leave little attention for the Kardashian family. Those poor, poor media whores. Kim K should just have a baby - that will get her some more attention!

HATE these 2, but shiets pretty hilarious

#36 what a rotten thing to say, you must be miserable.

You must be new here. Welcome to the bottom of the barrel!

wow they're so attractive

Didn't you once make a promise to stop covering these two fucktards?

Just stop fucking paying attention to them. Heidi isn't even hot enough to warrant their bullshit. The fucking stupidity in her eyes makes me want to cave her teeth in with a tire iron.

This would actually be quite funny if one of your buddies and his girlfriend did it, but Heidi and Spencer as the Gosselins is more like Lindsay Lohan dressing up as Courtney Love.

#57 I agree. All the people here saying that this is "actually funny lol lol lol" need to line up and get kicked in the nuts one by one. Why are we giving these fucks more attention? Heidi can't even close her gaping hee-haw mouth when she's pretending to be someone else, and really, how funny is this? Not very. Wooo, Heidi and Spencer put on some Kate Gosselin wig and shit so they could get more fucking retarded pictures of themselves taken as always. Fucking hilarious, oh L my fucking A O. Tyra Banks just did the same fucking thing on her damn show. Sooo funny I'm going to wet myself.

A d-bag posing as another d-bag.

How meta.

First off, I lo'd. I FUCKING LOL'D. The world is ending.

Secondly. Nice ;) Best thing I've seen these two do.. ever. The only way to top it, guys, is to die a horrible death and POAST PIX.

can't believe I'm saying this, but that's pretty funny shit.

She actually does look improved, but wait till u see the stretch marks.

Really the best costumes .. I wonder that she is looking so nice in that costumes. She has improved a lot. Thanks for sharing this.

I think Heidi is just going with a costume that fits her. Its so sad that they couldn't come up with something better. I have to admin they do look hilarious.

WHAT?! I DON'T GET THIS SHIT!!! WHY DOES NO ONE DRESS UP LIKE KANYE? YOU KNOW WHY...CAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY BLACK PEOPLE IN MALIBU? WELL THAT'S TRUE BUT REALLY IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE IS AS AWESOME AS KANYE.

They could have gotten the idea across without the baby dolls. Don't those kids have it hard enough already with those two horrible people as parents without having these two epic tools mocking them?

Jon and Kate less annoying

Why are they wearing costumes in broad daylight? It's not even Halloween weekend yet. Oh that's right... Attention whores.

Heidi would be the ultimate hate fuck. She has the perfect combination of a *smoking* hot body, and a repulsive personality.

I never even heard of Spencer & Heidi before seeing them on that tv show "I'm a celebrity....." and I thought the 2 of them we're just about the biggest assholes out there but this is priceless! Thanks!

I find pic 1 and his Ed Hardy T-shirt pretty funny for a sec...

Said it once and saying it again. Shit society.

I cannot believe the number of people on here who are finding this amusing. Americans are truly the stupidest creatures on the planet.

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owned by Heidi & Spencer thats gotta burn

KAte looks HOT ~ Ahhhahh it burnsss!

I love her hair. She's got the coolest hair on Reality tv.

" 56. spidey - October 29, 2009 8:26 PM

Didn't you once make a promise to stop covering these two fucktards?"

Yeah, after tons of complaining. But in addition to the ads on the page, some pseudo-celebs like Heidi and Spencer have agents who pay for pics and mentions on sites like this one. It's supposed to be a site making fun of all that bs, but this place is just as much of a whore and suckup as People or ET.

Honestly.... that was pretty freaking funny!

I know for a FACT that Speidi read ALL their press, so I just wanted to tell you two how much I detest you. Seriously. Go the hell away. You are not funny nor cute. I HATE YOU!

Why is her mouth always open?
Why is she always bent over?

#66: After the poor kids' parents media-whored them to the utmost extent, how could anything else mess them up any more? I pity them when they get to high school. Every time they had a major poop or threw up, it's available on DVD. Their lives will be hell.

Maybe Speidi is okay after all. They seem to have their priorities straight. Is Spencers gut real? Think he was heading in that direction, since no one wants to see him anyway..

They should do shit like that more often. I found it hilarious.

&& I also found Spencer's "OMG! Don't touch me!" look in picture seven hilarious too.

I gotta say that for as much as I hate those two this actually made me chuckle.

When you're getting made fun of by Heidi and Spencer you know there's something that has gone terribly wrong in your life.

@#65: Kanye (fuckhead) is not awesome: he is a worthless piece of shit who should not even be allowed to breath the same air as good-hearted people!
FAIL!

Wow. Spencer portraying a douchebag, what a stretch!

Wow. Spencer portraying a douchebag, what a stretch!

Famewhores pretending to be famewhores. Interesting.

Okay I hate Heidi and Spencer, but this is actually funny!! haha

wow... I'm almost speechless at the brilliance of these 'costumes'.... two people who seem to be famous for no reason at all dressed up as two other people who seem to be famous at all........... the universe may collapse

damn! take two!! can you guys delete # 91?? I meant: wow... I'm almost speechless at the brilliance of these 'costumes'.... two people who seem to be famous for no reason at all dressed up as two other people who seem to be famous FOR NO REASON at all........... the universe may collapse

Spencer looks like Bono's daughter who just became a "man".

Interesting that she/he is probably more of a man than this douchebag.

Hahahaha

Kate is far prettier than Heidi. Heidi's chin is too long. She and Spencer are idiots. I wish Spencer and Heidi and all of the Kardashians would get flushed down a great big sewer. Their whiny voices are disgusting, and they are so self-entitled to what? Being dumbasses?

This is actually funny. Spencer looks hilarious.

HAHA, Actually, this is pretty damn funny. Heidi and Spence should dress up like other people all of the time. Then we would never know where they were or who they were...

Hahaha... I think this is really funny. This is EXACTLY what they should have dressed up as, seeing as how these are Heidi's intentions exactly.

As much as I hate Heidi and Spencer, this is actually pretty funny...

I swear at first glance I thought this was Rumer Willis. That says a lot about Heidi's chin.

Douchey, unfunny, trying to hard, attention whoring, worthless human beings.

Right, so I know that with the end of the world so very f*ing nigh this is a minor concern... but do you ever see more than seven "kids" in these pictures? Just a thought.

Also, Heidi's mouth is always open because she is clearly the harbinger of the zombie apocalypse and is looking for more brains to devour. Which explains Spencer.

Wow, douche bags dressing up like douche bags, who would have thought...?

In response, Jon and Kate should just walk around with porn mags and douchebags for Halloween and say they are Heidi and Spencer.

FIRST!

Is Heidi trying to fuck the babies in that first pic???

People are actually finding this funny? You are all stupid.

Gee, what a stretch. Asshole attention whoring douchebags dressing up for Halloween as... asshole attention whoring douchebags.

Can someone please do society a favor & off all 4 of them? Please?

I don't know about this picture but Armageddon stole my heart. It was a very well written movie and the actors did a great job. To me this movie is by far better than Deep Impact. The graphics were incredible and so life like. Hats off to Bruce Willis for an outstanding acting job. By far this was the best work in my mind Willis has done.

TEAM KATE!!! <3

this made me love the spiedi

TEAM KATE!!! <3

this made me love the spiedi

Heidi and Spencer are actually making fun of Jon and Kate? Really? You gotta admit, these two have balls the size of Alaska...

Actually, they're probably just jealous because the Gosselins displaced them as supermarket rag fodder.

Lord, how I hate them.

You know, they're better at being douchebags than pretending to be douchebags.

LOL @ #104 "First!"

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Since Kate plus 8 quits,i could have expected this from these two.I call this filling up voids.

I know 'The Hills' producers are trying to get better rates.But don't they agree these babies look really fake?!

I hate them, but damn she's hot...

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