Oct 22 2009Shauna Sand is auctioning her shit

Shauna Sand posted a video online today (After the jump) where she reveals she's hawking her personal shit on eBay tomorrow. Everything from heels to swimsuits to personally autographed photos that if somebody ever gave me as a gift, I'd have the legal right to shoot them in the pancreas. Mom.

Thanks to Ryan who wonders how you set your eBay Alerts to "Warn me if she sells her tits." (That should really be an option.)

Photos: WENN

Comments (52)

Reader Comments

1. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh - October 22, 2009 6:46 PM

1st baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Paul - October 22, 2009 6:47 PM

What an actress!

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3. fetus_mcnuggets - October 22, 2009 6:48 PM

i will never understand white ppl ...

4. She's a nutcase & a whore - October 22, 2009 6:54 PM

She ought to auction that mask she's wearing. Oops, sorry, that's her face...

5. Dude - October 22, 2009 6:54 PM

That's actually Marlon Wayans.

6. Dave Mustaine - October 22, 2009 6:58 PM

Clutch that Marlboro pack nicotine breath.

She probably farts "Marlboro" smoke donuts out of her old fossil ass.

7. Turkey Waddle - October 22, 2009 6:59 PM

She used to be so gorgeous. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Her lips were fine before. I don't understand the lip plumping shit.

8. Damian - October 22, 2009 7:02 PM

Will she be auctioning off those huge lucite heels that she had been wearing EVERYWEAR to give us the illusion she was a taller tramp than she already was??? HAH!

9. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 22, 2009 7:07 PM

Thiz bitch wizhez zhe waz az hot az me.

10. hamper_lint - October 22, 2009 7:08 PM

Ok, I could deal with the bleached hair, the fake boobs and even the lucite heels ... the pack of cigarettes really scream class !

11. Roman Polanski - October 22, 2009 7:10 PM

Is she auctoining off the panties she wore when she seduced her 18 year old stepson?

That's a little warped, even for Woody Allen or Roman Polanski.

12. spudz mackenzie - October 22, 2009 7:11 PM

She smokes Marlboro's like a man's man. How the hell doesn't her face burst into flames and melt off? I'd imagine putting an open flame near any part of her is a major fire hazard.

13. wet newspaper - October 22, 2009 7:27 PM

wow, she's pure class! i can't decide what i like most about these photos. it's a battle between the beef jerky fake tan and the pack of marlboro's.

14. als10point@chartermi.net - October 22, 2009 7:33 PM

The friend is mine... Shauna can keep her fat, cig smellin' lips to herself.

15. als10point - October 22, 2009 7:34 PM

The friend is mine... Shauna can keep her fat, cig smellin' lips to herself.

16. Humpinfrog - October 22, 2009 7:35 PM

I hope she auctions off that ankle tatoo. I've always wanted that lamp from the, "Christmas Story". Maybe Santa does make wishes come true. I'll bring the saw baby, let's roll!

By the way, don't worry about the shipping and handling. I'll bring the butchers wrap and meet you in that cheesy hotel room. I'm a giver.

17. Taz - October 22, 2009 8:05 PM

No thank you!

18. Kelsey - October 22, 2009 8:06 PM

Wow, she's so very enthusiastic! That was hilarious.

19. Pet Society Help - October 22, 2009 8:41 PM

Could hardly hear a thing she said but then again was too busy staring at her tits.

20. JT - October 22, 2009 8:57 PM

On a related note:
Stripper Warehouse is back in business do to a special Shauna Sand bailout! Sluts, whores and desparate mid 30's divorcees come in for a special discount!

21. Kelley - October 22, 2009 9:15 PM

What, if any, part of this girl is real ? Not that it matters ... looks like she actually bought a new pair of stripper heals and ditched the clear ones for the night. Whatever.

22. free porn you tubes - October 22, 2009 9:23 PM

ZOMG!!!!1

I must take part in such an amazing opportunity to purchase some random whores used junk!!

So how much are her lips going for? I'm making a daffy duck costume for Halloween and they would complete my home-made mask.

23. Laura - October 22, 2009 9:26 PM

Is it just my imagination or is she looking more and more like a blowup doll every day? I am certain that soon she will have so much collagen in those puppies they will be in a permanent O shape. Then the transformation will be complete. I am no psychologist but doesn't that suggest something a tad sad about this girl? Like maybe she can only see herself as a sex object or something? Just sayin...

24. Shani - October 22, 2009 9:53 PM

i'm pretty sure its safe to say.....She Aint Got No Alibi!!

25. I would - October 23, 2009 12:15 AM

Suck her toes...for sure.

26. soahc - October 23, 2009 12:16 AM

I would fuck this skank five ways to nowhore.

27. dee cee - October 23, 2009 12:24 AM

...everyone looks better standing next to her.. EVERYONE

28. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 23, 2009 12:50 AM

My penis would have to be pretty desperate to persuade me to stick it in this walking cartoon.

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30. autism - October 23, 2009 3:04 AM

She is looking very sexy with those high heels . Really nice figure. I think she is capable enough to arouse anybody . Thanks.

31. Turd the third - October 23, 2009 7:58 AM

Geeze, those are two ugly chicks trying to look pretty. Her lips are just so gross, I image they will look just wonderful when she is 70. It kind of looks like her tits are connected to her lips somehow internally. I have a hard time believing that she can look in the mirror before she goes out and is happy with what she sees. She looks closer to a circus clown than that of even a well used, slightly abused, high mileage peeler.

And her friend, that has to be one of the ugliest mutt face in all of hollywood. She must have run hard into a closed door when she was young...

Enough of these two, I wouldn't even buy her used panties at the auction!

32. Alex - October 23, 2009 9:00 AM

"I'm sending you lots of kisses, love, and more kisses."

EEEEEEWWWWWW! Seriously, she's dis-gus-ting. An that was before I knew she smoked. Talk about gross.

And aside from that, I think this is the worst promo video I have ever seen. How lame.

33. Deacon Jones - October 23, 2009 9:17 AM

Does that make me a pervert if I contemplating buying her panty hoses to jerk off to?

34. havoc - October 23, 2009 9:39 AM

I stopped staring at her tits long enough to notice that her upper lip doesn't move when she talks.

35. Sport - October 23, 2009 10:58 AM

Its called a SKANK #3, they come in all colors you dumbfuck.

36. Elle - October 23, 2009 12:34 PM

Trying to imagine her w/out the fake tits and stripper shoes...is there anything left of her that's not 100% fucked up and fugly?
To Fish: Please stop posting CENTAURUS' photos, they scare my husband !!!

37. Heidi - October 23, 2009 12:54 PM

It's got to be asked....Do the items she's selling come with a warning: WARNING: this item may or may not contain herpes, AIDS, HIV, Hepatitis A - Z, syphaliss, the clap, crabs, and any other STD that hasn't been discovered yet that resides on Ms. Sands.

I mean, it'd be false advertising not to warn us, right?

38. Dance_across_water - October 23, 2009 1:34 PM

she is so gross. *shivers*

39. cc - October 23, 2009 1:42 PM

Geez, how did she manage that? Her friend is as stank as she is. That must have taken some real excavating, er, searching.

40. meh - October 23, 2009 2:14 PM

I'd hit the one on the right. Don't judge me.

41. josh - October 23, 2009 2:32 PM

This women is unbelievably ugly :(

42. jessica - October 23, 2009 2:33 PM

She has the face of Donna Versace and the voice of Paris Hilton. Match made in heaven!

43. Sauron - October 23, 2009 3:18 PM

I've always wondered what $20 bucks whores look like.

44. Nero - October 23, 2009 3:25 PM

The last one doesn't look more worth than $10 bucks though.

45. Darth - October 23, 2009 3:31 PM

Sine when is the Hollywood Walk of Fame a street corner?!

46. cc - October 23, 2009 7:38 PM

Sauron and Nero, $20 and $10? Maybe if you are counting the price of a drink or two. Otherwise this is a "club is closing in 15 minutes and what options do I have?" chick...not a pay for play.

47. Extenze - October 24, 2009 5:10 AM

i will never understand white ppl ...

48. SNS - October 24, 2009 3:57 PM

Oh lordy...if you look on the eBay site at #123, those shoes are NASTY! It looks like she wore them after every spray tan appointment. YUCK!

49. Imagination - October 26, 2009 4:45 PM

Ad man: "Here's $20, baby."

Shauna: "You want me to do you here?"

Ad man: "No, baby! I'm from Altria. That's product placement money. You suck on those, not me."

Shauna: "Oh! OK!"

50. justcams - October 27, 2009 9:46 AM

This the trick wen you have no money(sell )

51. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:07 AM