Shauna Sand took her daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Sunday afternoon, and you've got to be kidding me. There's no way this is happening: Shauna Sand is not wearing clear stripper heels. It's almost as if she finally realized there's such a thing as appropriate attire for family outings - then went the completely opposite direction after deciding on shoes. But, hey, it's a start.
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Reader Comments
1. Anexio@gmail.com - October 11, 2009 11:27 PM
I would love to express her anal glands....with my teeth.
OUT!!!
2. Jimmy Chunga - October 11, 2009 11:33 PM
The daughter has thin lips, no boobs and a spare tire. Good luck in life you heinous monster!!
In pic 13, is that a Shauna Sand wannabe? What a joke, she's fat and a copycat to boot. Loser.
3. To bad for the daughter - October 11, 2009 11:49 PM
Its sad this young girl has this sort of an example as a mother. She doesn't stand a chance at a normal life. 50 says, some rich guy will pick the daughter up at a strip club by the time she is 18. The daughter and mommy, will make a nice 3 some. Shauna has a slammin body for her age, just put a bag over her head. You gotta know shauna will give up the anal to compete with the younger hos.
4. Martina - October 11, 2009 11:51 PM
I wish her daughter well, I really do.
5. chick - October 11, 2009 11:55 PM
Is anyone considering calling child support services? Poor little girl
6. bill - October 11, 2009 11:59 PM
it's one thing for her to dress like that when she's doing something related to whatever the hell it is she does but she shouldn't dress like that when spending time with her kids. how pathetic.
7. She is absolutely flawless!!! - October 12, 2009 12:00 AM
Shawna, you are fuckin hot like nothing else. Beautiful face and slammin body. Your hair and clothes are a perfect compliment to what is already absolute perfection! I saved every picture for future enjoyment.
8. reisestecker - October 12, 2009 12:18 AM
I would love to fuck all of her holes.
Those shoes? I mean hot or not, whore or church-lady: ! No matter what! What the hell is that all about?.She Looking so hot in wheat color bikini.She is fucking so hot.
9. NoE - October 12, 2009 12:21 AM
can we all take a moment to slap comment 7 in the head?
also, the other little girl in some of the backgrounds looks exactly like shauna's daughter, and is dressed the same.. wtf?
10. Dave Mustaine - October 12, 2009 12:45 AM
Who is this ugly old lady?
11. adam - October 12, 2009 12:48 AM
Holy shit. If you'll excuse me, I have to go masturbate before I get a blow out.
12. adam - October 12, 2009 12:51 AM
hahahaha. in the last picture, it looks like she's about blow some dude who's right outside the frame.
13. me - October 12, 2009 1:00 AM
#2...the girl is like 8 years old. Give her a break you moron!
14. Sport - October 12, 2009 1:05 AM
so creepy.
All your comments saying how hot she looks frighten me, she is the model for desperation, plastic surgery, too much sun (both real and fake), and not being able to age gracefully. Pass.
15. Claire - October 12, 2009 1:15 AM
This is disturbing...
That look isn't going to attract a man who will make a good father to her child...
She can't seriously think she looks good...
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17. Racist fat bastard - October 12, 2009 1:50 AM
Hey Chinese Spammers ... fuck off, you are ruining every half decent blog. Nobody wants your shit bye bye
As for the erm lovely Shauna Im guessing shes a yummy mommy right .. haha Im a fucking genius
18. Mister Bored - October 12, 2009 2:35 AM
Her hips are the same width of her daughter. That's... sickening.
19. Yooarel.com - October 12, 2009 2:51 AM
Like a Barbie/Ken hybrid. Pretty nasty.
20. batman - October 12, 2009 4:00 AM
bitch looks like the joker - with more makeup
crazy deformed fun house face hovering above overblown plastic tits on a stick figure.. like some kind of GWAR reject
21. Whippet - October 12, 2009 6:07 AM
Actually, if only she could just tone down the look, apply some discretion with the outfits, she could actually be very nice looking.
Do you agree?
22. leslie22 - October 12, 2009 6:20 AM
ummm she seriously looks like a man.
aside from her FAKE boobs she looks like a dude.
GROSS.
23. MILF - October 12, 2009 6:23 AM
Dear women,
Getting your lips plumped up isn't sexy.
It looks dumb.
Thank you,
The Impaler of MILFs
24. rusty - October 12, 2009 6:28 AM
This woman clearly wants you to recognize her for her intellectual abilities and definitely is NOT trying to meet some guy to hook up with while she is out with her daughter.
25. Hilarious! - October 12, 2009 8:23 AM
Like some earlier comments, I suspect you get whatever you want with this one.
26. Puke - October 12, 2009 8:29 AM
what no clear stripper heals?? :(
27. Salsa - October 12, 2009 8:31 AM
Fascinating woman. Just Fascinating.
28. isa - October 12, 2009 8:43 AM
omg, why people ruin their face like that?
29. Turd the third - October 12, 2009 9:37 AM
She has a really horrible looking face. Another year or two and she will have a full set of Mick Jagger lips.
I do think however it would be fun to tie those puppies up and turn them into a nice firm jack (off) o lantern and then draw some funny faces on them.
Who knows maybe it will match to tattoo on her stomach that she is trying very hard to hide with that dumb-ass tramp top she is wearing.
30. wildelk27 - October 12, 2009 9:38 AM
who brings pizza to go pick out a pumpkin?
31. vintage Rough - October 12, 2009 9:55 AM
Madelene Albright's mother use to dress like that all the time, whats your point?
32. dave - October 12, 2009 10:43 AM
I like the pictures where you can't see it's face.
33. isitin - October 12, 2009 10:58 AM
You guys are so full of shit. There is not one guy here unless he's a fag that wouldn't fuck her silly. And you pimply faced maggots would all get turned down by her if she saw you.
34. Alex - October 12, 2009 11:42 AM
@33 isitin
Surprisingly enough, some men actually have TASTE.
35. Giggles - October 12, 2009 11:45 AM
I think those are fake.
36. joho - October 12, 2009 12:00 PM
Guys have a serious glitch in their imaginations if they think this plastic thing is attractive. Have you seen the photos of Shawna in high school, thick black hair and eyebrows, and a very plain face?
Two kinds of desperation, Shawna Sands desperately trying to make herself look human, and lame teen guys who will beat off to ANYTHING.
Why not get a real girlfriend of your own instead of looking at this hag??
37. Crocoduck - October 12, 2009 12:49 PM
Aha! Pumpkins! So THAT'S what's stuffed into those nasty things.
38. alex - October 12, 2009 12:59 PM
thats cuz shes wearing these shoes
http://latestcelebritygossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shauna_sand_lorenzo_lamas_son_aj.jpg
...still stripper shoes, but hey, not clear, atleast she switched it up a bit
39. Splooge - October 12, 2009 1:04 PM
I love women that look like sluts!! I wish more women would dress sluttily.
40. Jenna - October 12, 2009 2:06 PM
Her daughter is fucked.
41. colt13 - October 12, 2009 2:20 PM
I would hit it because of the pumpkins. Still think this is the funniest quote of the week(referring to her sex tape in which she obviously loves the camera).
"Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."
42. maryochase - October 12, 2009 2:26 PM
who is this woman, anyway? looks like a Vegas prostitute - no I take that back. Vegas prostitutes have a better eye for makeup and clothes.
43. cwkpam - October 12, 2009 2:29 PM
are you sure that's a real woman and not a tranny?
44. Renee - October 12, 2009 2:36 PM
Absolutely disgusting. Who walks around dressed like a dollar stipper with their child, in front of other children and families nevertheless. Can she wear a sign that says "desperate attention whore"
45. hot mess - October 12, 2009 4:27 PM
In pic #12 shauna is saying "okay now honey, show the paparazzi your deep throating skills just like mommy taught you". Is that little girl really deep throating an orangina? Yikes!
46. missywissy - October 12, 2009 5:00 PM
This is the best she has ever looked.... however.... Being a mom myself, I don't understand why Shauna would require so much attention? It's just a big contradiction to take a child into public and beg for all attention to yourself. The kid is like, an afterthought or an accessory to an outfit. Too bad.
47. zsa - October 12, 2009 6:14 PM
who's looking at her feet?
48. KB - October 12, 2009 6:27 PM
What an entirely inappropriate outfit for a family outing! She looks like she is dressed out for working the streets as a prostitute. Entirely wrong, and even a worse example to be setting for her kids.
49. Hugh Gentry - October 12, 2009 6:31 PM
god dammit I want to see her sex tape. i hope the guy titty fucks the shit out of those things. Shauna makes me so fucking horny!!!!!!
50. Hugh Gentry - October 12, 2009 6:35 PM
I would let her do anything to me...play with my ass...whatever. As long as I get to blow my load on those tits and her face.
51. Boodiba - October 12, 2009 7:32 PM
I think she looks great but for the fact her implants are too big for her frame.
52. Mr Fleshlight - October 12, 2009 8:26 PM
How about some pie to go with those pumpkins...
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54. tailspin - October 12, 2009 11:21 PM
That lipstick makes her look like she has a jizz mustache
55. Rex - October 12, 2009 11:23 PM
She looks like a bratz doll Slut edition, and who is the hottie in the background with the f'me boots.
56. granuaile - October 13, 2009 2:24 AM
Poor kid.
57. jeux d enfant - October 13, 2009 3:29 AM
Cute photos, but kinda weird that some photographer is creeping 'round the pumpkin patch with his camera.
58. jeux d enfant - October 13, 2009 3:30 AM
Cute photos, but kinda weird that some photographer is creeping 'round the pumpkin patch with his camera.
59. Joe Ravioli - October 13, 2009 3:48 AM
Time to slow down the cosmetic surgery, every woman in Hollywood looks like Joan Rivers.
60. hakakal - October 13, 2009 5:17 AM
some women just like beeing the center of the attention and be the hottest woman in the world ! i bet those who say that outfit isn t appropriate are ugly and fat women/men... GEt over with your jealousy people, from now on, the only way to get people s attention is dressing like a whore, dye blond, have gigantic plastic boobs and that s it ! The world is yours girls ! hahahhahaha And if you don t like it, then go read some books and learn about important issues. war, global warming and all that meaningless shit for shallow people like us ! who like fake whores hahahahahahaha
61. hakakal - October 13, 2009 5:17 AM
some women just like beeing the center of the attention and be the hottest woman in the world ! i bet those who say that outfit isn t appropriate are ugly and fat women/men... GEt over with your jealousy people, from now on, the only way to get people s attention is dressing like a whore, dye blond, have gigantic plastic boobs and that s it ! The world is yours girls ! hahahhahaha And if you don t like it, then go read some books and learn about important issues. war, global warming and all that meaningless shit for shallow people like us ! who like fake whores hahahahahahaha
62. Darth - October 13, 2009 6:45 AM
What's the connection again of babies and cauliflowers?!
63. Galtacticus - October 13, 2009 7:03 AM
She's showing her brood where she got years back inspired from.
64. Gando - October 13, 2009 7:10 AM
#63
The spiritual intensity is almost overwhelming.
65. Verez - October 13, 2009 4:31 PM
I get a boner when I look at her. That is all.
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67. Tommy - October 17, 2009 11:54 PM
Another publicity stunt I bet, but I finally found a site that has the full tape for free. It's pretty awesome I must say.
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68. yuck - October 19, 2009 4:57 PM
yuck.
69. Chal - October 21, 2009 1:42 PM
Unbelievable! She is such a skank!
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