Oct 28 2009Rosie O'Donnell: 'I coulda banged Angelina'
Seen here in April, Rosie O'Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports:
"She gave me her phone number," O'Donnell recalls.
"We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through." she said.
"I was a little afraid of her. She's scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still."
If I ever had to choose between listening to my parents talk about their sex life or having Rosie O'Donnell describe her wet dreams, I guarantee you I'd choose whichever one lets me shove a lawnmower in my ear canal then slowly bleed to death in the front yard. (Sorry, the holidays are coming up and I wanted to make sure that was out there.)

Reader Comments
1. Skeps - October 28, 2009 2:47 PM
There was no need to post those pictures fish, you could have chosen anything and you chose those. For Shame
2. Heroiny - October 28, 2009 2:48 PM
The thought of this makes me want to put a fork in my eye.
3. PatheticNewGuy - October 28, 2009 2:48 PM
No! NO! NOOOOoooooo........
4. John - October 28, 2009 2:48 PM
What a disgusting pig she is.
5. Sirus - October 28, 2009 2:49 PM
CAMEL TOE. No No No No, EWWWWWWWWWW
6. Billie Bob - October 28, 2009 2:54 PM
Did you have to post a pic of Rosie's Elephant toe???
7. Donald - October 28, 2009 2:56 PM
SLOB
8. BeelzebubRules - October 28, 2009 2:56 PM
If it makes up for the imagery, Rosie did kick ass on Curb last week.
OK, it doesn't.
9. TekMoney - October 28, 2009 2:57 PM
ROFL @ the pics following the story.
10. Rough intentions - October 28, 2009 2:59 PM
Jennifer Aniston suicide watch has gone up to: PURPLE
11. ym - October 28, 2009 3:00 PM
NOOO you can see the knuckle!! I just vomited a little in my mouth.
12. iloveyourosie - October 28, 2009 3:01 PM
this chick is hot and bad ass . i would do her! love jim
13. Pablito - October 28, 2009 3:02 PM
Nice camel toe in pic #1.
14. Jake - October 28, 2009 3:08 PM
Hey pablito, thanx for pointing that out, I just vomited my lunch pal. Blaaaah
15. hmna - October 28, 2009 3:08 PM
Fish, I complained the last time you posted these Rosie camel toe pics. Why, oh, why the HELL did you do it again? Sheesh.
16. Jason - October 28, 2009 3:08 PM
First Lindsay eating.
Then Jon and Octomom.
Now Rosie's wet dream.
I get it... Happy Halloween Week, yes?
17. Eva - October 28, 2009 3:09 PM
Nooooooooooo
18. havoc - October 28, 2009 3:14 PM
Has there ever been a photo where this slob's mouth isn't open.
Hopefully in the last photo, she's getting into some sort of water with an electrical cord.
.
19. rosie's belt - October 28, 2009 3:24 PM
this belongs on the "so freaking hot" sidebar. if i have to see this pictures, so does everyone else
20. wtf - October 28, 2009 3:26 PM
WHY is everyone baggin on her 4 ??? she is actually very attractive ..this is obviously just a bad angle...lets see ur pics ...i bet all you guys on here would do her if you had the chance ..
21. wtf - October 28, 2009 3:26 PM
WHY is everyone baggin on her 4 ??? she is actually very attractive ..this is obviously just a bad angle...lets see ur pics ...i bet all you guys on here would do her if you had the chance ..
22. Dude - October 28, 2009 3:29 PM
You idiots, that's not a camel toe. That's just the bottom of her two testicles.
23. Pete O'file - October 28, 2009 3:30 PM
BLAAAAAAaaaaaaargFFfffffff! My penis just got the swine flu. Thanks Fish.
24. Blind me, please - October 28, 2009 3:32 PM
These should be classified as NSFW, Fish.
25. Kelli - October 28, 2009 3:37 PM
That is the most disgusting camel toe inside a bag of lard. She totally looks gross her. She looks like she would smell from this picture. She just doesn't look clean.
26. jt - October 28, 2009 3:39 PM
i think some bile just came up. okay, it's gone. i swallowed it.
27. Moon Willow - October 28, 2009 3:42 PM
How gross and tastless this is. What has happened to good taste and morals?????? This is sad!!!!!
28. Fierce Sasha - October 28, 2009 3:44 PM
I actually think she is flippin' H-O-T!!!!!
Rosie is rounded and cute as a button. You women rippin' on my beau are jealous!!!!! Jealous of how good she look and her money. Guys, she won't even give you the time of day anyways.
Signing Off,
Sasha Fierce
29. mel - October 28, 2009 4:00 PM
Yeah baby.
30. Dank - October 28, 2009 4:07 PM
Funniest pictures ever!
31. plincoln21 - October 28, 2009 4:11 PM
i hope i am typing this in the right spot, i think the last thing i saw before goin completely blind was a rosie odonnell camel toe. i could be wrong.
i just felt a sharp searing pain in my eyes, and everything went black.
32. Rosie's Smelly FishCrotch - October 28, 2009 4:12 PM
LOL out the fantasy world RO lives in if she thinks Angelina would ever even stick a fork in that fishy pussy.
Trump was right. Her girlfriend left her the second the money started to run out.
Bet you're glad you never got married in SF now, right?
33. chango666 - October 28, 2009 4:19 PM
The only other cunt that is uglier then Rosie is Beth Chapman . . . or visa/versa . . either way, there is no winner . . .
34. Randal(l) - October 28, 2009 4:20 PM
The Fuck! First you get me all hot and bonered looking at titty perry, then you blindside me with adam lambert now you have a post about banging angelina jolie and kick my eyes in the testicles with rosie's moose knuckle. you have just made a powerless enemy the superficial.
Randal(l)
35. quake - October 28, 2009 4:22 PM
fa fa fo fo
36. raaaalph - October 28, 2009 4:26 PM
Rosie and Chaz Bono. Now there's a vomitous couple.
37. stupidass - October 28, 2009 4:26 PM
welp, you heard it straight from the giant horses' mouth, guys......rosie was THIS CLOSE to hookin' up w--
oops, gotta run....kristin bell is coming over and i need to clean my room.
38. Newdawn23 - October 28, 2009 4:32 PM
Dude the FUCK is wrong with you!!! hope you suffer in hell for these pictures that was uncalled for
39. 88 - October 28, 2009 4:33 PM
I have a cousin who looks just like Rosie...
40. smart1huh - October 28, 2009 4:45 PM
hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass...hahahahaha what a dork....go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm.....THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
41. smart1huh - October 28, 2009 4:45 PM
hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass...hahahahaha what a dork....go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm.....THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
42. smart1huh - October 28, 2009 4:46 PM
hey # 37 is that ur real name? stupidass...hahahahaha what a dork....go do rosie some more !!!! rosie palm.....THE ONLY ROSIE THESE FOOLS BE GETTIN IS ROSIE PALM AND HER 5 SISTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
43. *****Krazy Hot Kelly***** - October 28, 2009 4:46 PM
Hmmmm I bet if I gave Rozie my # zhe would forget all about Zkankgelina!
44. WHYSOHOT - October 28, 2009 5:08 PM
HEY KRAZY HOT KELLY I AM INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT MAKES YOU SO HOT>?
45. WTF?!? - October 28, 2009 5:12 PM
The very thought of this ugly pig with AJ has "Aww, fuck that shit!!!" written all over it!
46. Giggles - October 28, 2009 5:17 PM
Yes, come on Fish....this photo was no necessary.
47. JoeyJoJo - October 28, 2009 5:23 PM
Man, K-Fed's really let himself go...
48. The Gregor - October 28, 2009 5:31 PM
That's not camel toe ... it's moose knuckle!
49. *****Krazy Hot Kelli***** - October 28, 2009 5:37 PM
My puzzy is pure gold that'z what makez me zo hot bitch
50. yeahok - October 28, 2009 5:42 PM
#49 you wish krazy kelli..the only thing gold on ur bod is the color of ur teeth !!! bitch .
51. Jibbly Biggins - October 28, 2009 6:07 PM
LOL with any other celebrity I would laugh, but Jolie is a strange one.
Nah, I don't think the whale would have gotten anywhere near Jolie during her "Original Sin" years in the 90s. There's just no way such a hottie would be interested in the lard whale. It goes against nature. Then again, I might have said the same thing about Billy Bob Thornton.
52. Angelina Jolie - October 28, 2009 6:20 PM
I'd tap that!
53. gigi - October 28, 2009 6:35 PM
omg, what is she even trying to do in those pictures?!! I'm stuck between wanting to help her so nothing pops or get strained [inevitable] or just hoping she falls.... is water involved?? are those sea-doos or something? ugh... so so gross....
54. Angelina Jolie - October 28, 2009 6:53 PM
I still dream of you too Rosie, you are my deepest darkest fantasy. I can't wait to go to sleep tonight!
55. Angelina Jolie - October 28, 2009 6:56 PM
I am a frequent visitor if this site and I say more photos like this please!!!! I am getting all hot and bothered.
56. Angelina Jolie - October 28, 2009 6:59 PM
There was a point in my life where I honestly thought I was the most beautiful thing to ever enter this planet, then I meet creatures like Rosie O and it just makes me rethink everything.
57. EskimoPie - October 28, 2009 7:05 PM
Rosie is the big bahama mama to me. In Japan, though, they will mistake her for a whale, get excited seeing that hot little cameltoe and gut her for blubber. Rosie will look much better gutted unless of course that Hayden midget stops those jappers from throwing a harpoon.
58. Dude of Dudes - October 28, 2009 7:22 PM
Moose Knuckle...its what's for dinner.
59. dude - October 28, 2009 7:26 PM
In these photos, did she just trample an SUV full of Republicans flat with her bare feet?
60. Brad Pitt - October 28, 2009 7:26 PM
Angie, Get off that computer and take care of all these %^%&^% kids, and for Gods sakes, EAT SOMETHING freak!
61. netstarman - October 28, 2009 7:34 PM
Good lord did Godzilla leave the island and get a big nasty cheerios farting camel toe pussy, didn't see this thing crawl off the beach or I would have called the military on this one. And i don't think most of us in this forum would need the time of day from her or need to hear that her fantasy is to to stick a broom handle dildo up Angelina's ass to get her off.
62. Caca in Yo Panties - October 28, 2009 7:34 PM
#2 looks like she's trying to relieve the 10 tons of blubbering pressure on a festering pile, or leave one.
63. Linda - October 28, 2009 8:06 PM
I just got sick to my stomach looking at that picture. Why do women like Rosie and Bono think that it's ok to be big fat pigs. She is a nasty cow nobody would take this tub of lard over Brad Pitt.
64. Turd the third - October 28, 2009 8:17 PM
I just puked up four burritos, and I think my dick just went into hiding. Geeze that is one fucking serious case of MANFACE....put IT in a black leather jacket on a Harley and it could pass for any average biker gang member. I bet she even kickstarts her vibrator as no guy (or hopefully girl) would ever fuck that thing...The camel toe just adds to the class evident in this picture.
65. Nec - October 28, 2009 8:24 PM
Smelly cat
66. dutecht - October 28, 2009 8:57 PM
lesbo camel toe!
67. Gilbert Grape - October 28, 2009 9:10 PM
I feel that is necessary to remind everyone that Rosie O'Donnels vaginal secretions are like Maple Tree Sap after a winter thaw and the only way she had a chance with Angelina is in a parallel universe where tortuous monster thighs rubbing together produces an irresistible mating call. Like crickets.
68. Pumpkin - October 28, 2009 9:13 PM
So Fish, are you going to put Rosie up under "So Freaking Hot"??
69. Raqeed Sque - October 28, 2009 9:31 PM
TO ALL YO HATERS. ROSIE IS BEAUTIFUL. SHE IS THE TRUE EPITOMY OF AMERICAN WOMAN. SHE HAVE BEAUTIFUL CAMEL TOE.
DON'T BE HATIN' ON ROSIE. SHE BE MUCH RICHER THAN YOU.
70. Lesbian Cams - October 28, 2009 10:03 PM
well there's a picture that didn't need painted... Rosie O'Donnell's wet dreams
LOL keep it coming!
71. Kellie Richardson - October 28, 2009 10:05 PM
All i have to say is Yuck!
72. China mobile Phone - October 28, 2009 10:41 PM
i would do her! love jim
73. magnesium - October 28, 2009 11:11 PM
I'm very interested in this stuff. Did you find out that you were allergic to wheat or that you have gluten intolerance?
74. Buck - October 28, 2009 11:40 PM
This is her kids image of a father.
75. Buck - October 28, 2009 11:40 PM
This is her kids image of a father.
76. Pet Society Help - October 29, 2009 12:10 AM
That piece of turd needs to get on a stairmaster
77. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 12:12 AM
I would shiver it I were Angelina!
78. twellve - October 29, 2009 3:02 AM
bleh. that camel toe pic's now burned into my retinas. not a nice way to start the day.
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80. S&R - October 29, 2009 3:43 AM
I AM CONFUSED B/C HER VAGINA LOOKS REALLY SMALL YET SHE IS REALLY FAT. WTF
81. FACE - October 29, 2009 8:02 AM
She is so disgusting that she could put a straight man off women. Close your eyes and just imagine the smell in this poor biker shorts.
82. obz - October 29, 2009 10:28 AM
pretty sure you just found the absolute opposite of Angelina in every way.
great impersonation of a crack, she must have tucked that penis way back into her ass cheeks
83. Rosie - October 29, 2009 11:14 AM
Rosie is scary in a sexual kind of way, and I don't mean me.
84. CakeSnifferer - October 29, 2009 12:36 PM
Ugh. She could make a pig back up and spit.
85. Torque Smacky - October 29, 2009 12:46 PM
All ego and no penis makes Rosie a dull boy...
86. Pilatunes - October 29, 2009 12:49 PM
I am filing a legal injunction against your website to prevent them from ever posting these pictures again. You will hear from them shortly.
87. TopTwitsBlog.com - October 29, 2009 1:48 PM
Are you sure it was angelina Jolie, Rosie? Are you sure it wasn't no one? Are you sure it wasn't that you didn't really have a chance with anyone, and you still dream about them?
88. Hfire3 - October 29, 2009 1:53 PM
Yeah.......and the Easter Bunny is real, too.
89. Superbiggerevil - October 29, 2009 2:21 PM
Man, I love this show "Sons of Anarchy", which character is this?
90. Cheezbox - October 29, 2009 3:11 PM
By god, she's got 11 toes!
91. Rhialto - October 29, 2009 7:16 PM
Angelina Jolie is just another closet lesbian.Is at the moment acting straight to satisfy the demon of her kids madness.
92. Skel - October 30, 2009 8:48 AM
OMG, my eyes are bleeding. Disgusting!
93. Mugato1 - October 30, 2009 1:09 PM
91,
Angelina went into great detail about her lesbian affair with on of her co-stars. She's not a closet anything. I could picture her hiding in her literal closet of Rosie broke in her door, however.
94. steve temp - November 1, 2009 9:15 AM
Bluto with a camel toe
95. Cyndi Lauper - November 1, 2009 9:17 AM
Captain Lou!, you're alive!