Oct 15 2009Pamela Anderson goes back to the well
Here's Pamela Anderson in her old Baywatch swimsuit at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami yesterday, and I had no idea the ravages of time counted as fashion these days. Along with bruises.. These are pics from a women's shelter, aren't they? Awkward.

Reader Comments
1. Narcissist - October 15, 2009 11:32 AM
Can we get some Nicole Eggert up in here?
2. NG - October 15, 2009 11:35 AM
I now get it why Marilyn Monroe decided to end it early on. wink wink.
3. Spud McKenzie - October 15, 2009 11:40 AM
damn, where'd her ass go?
4. Pitiful - October 15, 2009 11:41 AM
My gosh, people...she is over 40 now...and looks AMAZING. How many of your fatties sitting at home staring at this screen look half that good?
And they aren't bruises...they are skin discolorations she has always had.
I personally would like to see how many of YOU could pull off that bathing suit over 40.
5. Richard McBeef - October 15, 2009 11:43 AM
The caution tape along the path to Hep C cauldron is a nice touch.
6. Dr. Victor von Doom - October 15, 2009 11:46 AM
#3 : she never had an ass.... and now she's growing a gut to boot...awesome
7. freebie - October 15, 2009 11:46 AM
She really should cover up her hair extensions better. Quite noticable in the behind pics. She looks dirty too. No class whatsoever.
8. Jules - October 15, 2009 11:46 AM
You can see some of her hair extensions (clip ons?) in picture 8 and a few others. Sexy.
9. kris - October 15, 2009 11:47 AM
I'd still HIT IT!!!!
10. nina - October 15, 2009 11:48 AM
@ Pitiful
i can only speak for my self, i don't look half as good, but i also don't do fashion shows, she looks kinda trashy...
11. Queenmab - October 15, 2009 11:48 AM
Pitiful AKA Pamela Anderson. Oh and DAMN she has some HUGE feet!
12. WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! - October 15, 2009 11:49 AM
You'll have to excuse "Pitiful"; he/she/it just got released from Atascadero Mental Hospital & is totally delusional.
This is beyond pathetic. I'd really like to know what's going on inside her head (besides the Hep C rotting her brain):
"Let's see, I'm millions of dollars in debt & owe everyone around town. I have no job, and no real income because no one will hire me due to my slutty reputation, I'm now dried up, hagged out, ugly & stupid. I can't do another sex tape; look how badly the shauna sand porn film is selling. I know, I'll relive my glory days when I was hot & beautiful by wearing my baywatch suit! Yeah; what's more, I'll do it at fashion week; those fashionistas are stupid & won't recognize my cynical money grab!"
I feel really sorry for her kids. No one wants their mom to act like a slutty whore, and these kids are getting a full dose of it. What a bitch...
13. Narcissist - October 15, 2009 11:49 AM
Seriously though...if she would just put on some clothes...lots and lots and lots of clothes, like a sweater with sleeves and maybe gloves and stuff that covers everything up real thorough...she'd be a cute, dignified woman who could market the bubbly persona of her glory days.
Is that a hair extension in pic 8 and 10?
14. dddd - October 15, 2009 11:50 AM
I now this might seem unbelievable, but I'd still bang that like she was the last woman on earth. Screw hepatitis.
15. TheHoff - October 15, 2009 11:50 AM
Baywatch was a loooooong time ago. To all involved, please move on!!!!
16. kris - October 15, 2009 11:54 AM
I'm with #14 except I know how to spell KNOW!!! Jackass!!!
17. pitiful - October 15, 2009 12:03 PM
PEOPLE...famous DESIGNERS asked her to be on their runways...they aren't going to put a product on the runway that hurts their brand.
She still looks incredible and yet again, I would bet that the bulk of you are balding fatties. At least this woman is able to laugh at herself and still make the most of what she has.
18. Polly - October 15, 2009 12:07 PM
Whats with the black line down her spine in pic #10?--Also if you look at the back of her head all the light blond curly hair looks like hair pieces-- her own hair looks crispy on the ends-- Its too bad , she would look so much prettier if she stopped trying to look like her old bay watch self, and wore nice clothes.
19. Spud McKenzie - October 15, 2009 12:07 PM
Bang that and ya better strap a 2x4 to your ass so you dont fall in! Or at least get a diver down flag!!
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21. Gump - October 15, 2009 12:16 PM
She has big boobies.
That's all I have to say about that.
22. Narcissist - October 15, 2009 12:28 PM
See Kelly Packard? Dignified. Likable. 8 years younger. She's got it together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-DSnDbTSHQ
@ 17 - "PEOPLE...famous DESIGNERS asked her to be on their runways...they aren't going to put a product on the runway that hurts their brand."
But it hurts our eyes.
But you're saying all this Pam Anderson half-naked stuff is just a joke though, right? That is pretty sporty of her.
23. samma - October 15, 2009 12:51 PM
those arent bruises, theyre birthmarks. theyre usually airbrushed away (obviously, along with other things) in professional photos.
24. gink - October 15, 2009 12:52 PM
For her age ,excellent....heads would snap at local PTA meeting and soccer moms curse when she shows up. However on the catwalk in a swimsuit ,thats no longer Pam
25. norton - October 15, 2009 12:57 PM
Wow..... One would think that at 41ish you would have developed a sense of dignity.
Apparently Pam still thinks she's 25. And she's clearly not.
26. DeviousJinx - October 15, 2009 1:08 PM
#24 - Well said.
Pam, seriously...I say this with love...please stop.
27. Venom - October 15, 2009 1:09 PM
Dude, seriously WTF? Can we please have more Katy Perry posts, please? Mila Kunis? Vanessa Hudgens? No? How about some none-white chicks for a change? Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Rhianna... not your cup of tea?
.... guess not. All we get is the Gosselins and freakin' 50 year old trannys (Pam Anderson & Shauna Sand) daily!
Step your blogging game up, Fish.
28. Miss Take - October 15, 2009 1:16 PM
Dam, I am a 50 year old woman that was happy to see pics of Pam's gut and think, oh I have to look at this to make myself feel better about aging. Then I saw her legs! Amazing! I would take her gut as well as mine just to have those legs. I was so busy looking at her legs that I never even noticed the extensions. Have to go run on my treadmill now!
29. chupca - October 15, 2009 1:27 PM
TOO.
OLD.
30. cherry - October 15, 2009 1:29 PM
okay usually I defend Pam cause I love her but... yeah yikes wth
it's fine to be a sexy old MILF pammy but save that shit for the bedroom and stop flaunting it in public. you're not 18 anymore.
31. Daedalus - October 15, 2009 1:31 PM
#1....Here yah go.
http://www.dailystab.com/dont-call-nicole-eggert-fat/
32. Rancid - October 15, 2009 1:52 PM
That isn't the original swimsuit. All swimsuits she ever wore were eventually swallowed up by her Sarlacc. Nothing can escape it. Firstly, it vents corrosive gas and fluids, which can disintergrate a diamond. If that doesn't get you, there are always those tendrils that shoot out and drag you into the gaping abyss. There is no escape.
33. mel gibson - October 15, 2009 1:52 PM
Wow, pic #11 is really hugging her close! Nice!
34. christine - October 15, 2009 2:19 PM
please loose the necklase
35. Isabel - October 15, 2009 2:46 PM
She looks like she's had work done (on her face, I mean ;)). Shame really, the one thing I respected her for was that she was standing by the face she'd made for herself, wrinkles and all.
36. Anon - October 15, 2009 3:07 PM
Some of you people thinking she looks great for 40 must live in place that eat too much fried food because there are a ton of women opver 40 who look better than this and they do without the bolt on tits, liposuction and fake tan.
37. tdk - October 15, 2009 3:17 PM
Those aren't bruises...they're birthmark type spots, she's had'em since the Pam & Tommy sextape days
38. Max Planck - October 15, 2009 4:10 PM
This is a bad endorsement.
It will seriously hurt crime scene tape sales.
39. Gary - October 15, 2009 4:17 PM
Polly number 18... there are no "black lines" in pic 10, nor in any other photos. In 3 photos, you can see she has some diamond shaped tattoos on her back.
40. enough already - October 15, 2009 5:17 PM
That caution tape should be wrapped around her polluted vagina.
41. Huckleberry Hashimoto - October 15, 2009 6:04 PM
By God, those are ugly tits.
42. Pollt - October 15, 2009 6:33 PM
#39- Gary-- thanks for letting me know--wondered what the hell it was in that picture--it still looks weird on the spine----don't know why women ruin their bodies with crazy tattoos-- she used to look gorgeous ~~
43. beccA - October 15, 2009 6:37 PM
in the last pick you can clearly see her tracks (extensions)...maybe she figures the faster she moves around, the less likely we"ll be able to see her crustiness ? HAG
44. beccA - October 15, 2009 6:37 PM
in the last pick you can clearly see her tracks (extensions)...maybe she figures the faster she moves around, the less likely we"ll be able to see her crustiness ? HAG
45. ek - October 15, 2009 7:09 PM
Gross boob job.
46. Kelly - October 15, 2009 8:16 PM
Is this the same dude from her last uhm, 'fashion' show? I hope he fell again. That was just comical.
She looks okay for her age. She needs to stop trying so hard. I'm over her, and I think many other people are too.
47. Veronica - October 15, 2009 8:44 PM
...and honestly you guys think Megan Fox will look any better in 15 years? Can we keep perspective here -- live by the cartoon sex bunny sword, die by same.
48. Antonio - October 15, 2009 8:54 PM
She is getting so old. She looks like shit. I don't see the big deal. Have you guys seen her with out her make up?
49. titsonsnack - October 15, 2009 9:37 PM
Listen up turds, it's no big surprise that you'd "hit that". You'd probably fuck the Wall-Mart greeter, the chubby chick in glasses who works at the movie theatre, and your mom's crusty bingo lady friends. So stop saying you'd "hit that" like it's some big revelation or service you're doing to society. Of course you'd "hit that".
50. Annie Loves Anal - October 15, 2009 9:38 PM
Let's get some perspective here guys, without the hate. Fact of the matter is, even with the recent work she's obviously had done, she still looks great, especially for someone over 40. True, fake tits, but it is still a great body.
Another thing, she isn't doing an actual fashion show, she's doing that heatherette shit, which is a joke in the fashion world. Who's the queen responsible for that? Queeny McQueen? Bobby Trendy? Whatever. At least the glitter shooting out of his ass kept him from falling on his cock cushion this time.
Relax guys. She'll go away eventually. Shit, she's still somewhat entertaining.
51. Cgirl - October 15, 2009 10:45 PM
Hair extension visible in pic 8. Nothing fake about this beach baker
52. bt - October 15, 2009 10:55 PM
She looks way better than a 27 year old Britney Spears.
53. joshua - October 15, 2009 11:03 PM
I FUCK HER FAST AND HARD IN 30 SECONDS....................
54. molly - October 15, 2009 11:25 PM
...this is very sad. look at how good jennifer aniston looks, she's 40. you don't have to be a hepatitis-y and classless with fake boobs to be hot at 40.
55. molly - October 15, 2009 11:26 PM
...this is very sad. look at how good jennifer aniston looks, she's 40. you don't have to be a hepatitis-y and classless with fake boobs to be hot at 40.
56. what haters! - October 16, 2009 12:15 AM
What a sad bunch of fuckin haters. I was one of you all until I quit eating animals and contrubuting to the earths destruction and became concious of my actions and got a life. Weight loss followed vegetarianism, if only you guys would change your diets you wouldn't be carrying around the death and torture of the animals you eat!
57. tintenpatronen - October 16, 2009 12:26 AM
She is going to be aged and trying to maintain is gonna hard call.
58. Annie Loves Anal - October 16, 2009 12:33 AM
I don't know about the rest of y'all, but 56 gave me a craving for pork ribs. Marinated in bbq sauce for about 24 hours. Dam, don't have the time. Meat lovers pizza in my freezer. Twenty minutes prep time. Num Num.
By the way clueless 56. A vegan diet will not give you an awesome body. Just look at retards-in-charge at PETA. Loose and gross. Pam, to a certain extent, also needs to tone up.
I work out six days a week, watch my fat intake (plenty of low fat critters out there), shit, I can even pig out once a week, and stil turn heads at forty-six, with no nip/tuck involved.
59. Phil McCracken - October 16, 2009 2:04 AM
I'd still give her a rim job.
60. icarus - October 16, 2009 3:27 AM
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63. Buddha - October 16, 2009 6:48 AM
She is still hot...come on...this gal is over 40.
Time to retire the tranny makeup , though.
64. Narcissist - October 16, 2009 7:38 AM
@ 52 - Crazy talk. Stringy and emaciated isn't everything.
@ 54,55 - Agreed.
65. Narcissist - October 16, 2009 7:53 AM
@ 31 - I know, I think that's a step up!
I'm a Kelly Packard junkie anyway.
http://www.shortlist.com/uploads/assets/kelly.jpg
66. The indoctrination of Rough - October 16, 2009 8:53 AM
I see GUNT
in some pictures...come on Pam watch it...
67. Larry Jones - October 16, 2009 9:18 AM
Wow she looks terrible.
Yeah right! I would hit that like a starving man on a side of beef. Of course the herpes could be a problem but what the hell.
68. Annie Loves Anal - October 16, 2009 9:38 AM
Hey 60. Right back at ya babe.
69. Jess - October 16, 2009 10:17 AM
Ummm Yeah, those are NOT bruises, they are birthmarks or scars, I saw them on Pamela years ago.
70. Mama Pinkus - October 16, 2009 10:44 AM
she'd look better with eyebrows, darker hair and clothes
71. Irene Barcelo - October 16, 2009 11:54 AM
She doesn't look bad for her age, but there comes a time to hang up the towel and this is it. These pictures make her look terrible!
72. p-ma - October 16, 2009 12:43 PM
hey 56 what makes you think that if every body quit eating animals that we would still let them live and take up room for those fields we will need for farming? and remember meat may be murder but it is tasty murder yum yum!
73. 1derwoman - October 16, 2009 12:52 PM
Ok, the last article about this she looked awful, but this one she actually looks good, but still a slutty whore-like excuse for a woman
74. 1derwoman - October 16, 2009 12:52 PM
Ok, the last article about this she looked awful, but this one she actually looks good, but still a slutty whore-like excuse for a woman with no talent
75. PAUL BALANOFF - October 16, 2009 1:15 PM
PLEASE GO AWAY YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH, THANKS...
UR OLD....I NEVER HEARD OF OLD PEOPLE HAVING STDS YOU FUCKING SLUT...HEP C..HEP C...HEP C
76. AmberDextrose - October 16, 2009 1:55 PM
It pains me not to say anything nasty, but she actually looks pretty hot to me.
I'll have to make up for this untoward pleasantry elsewhere now.
77. Turd the third - October 17, 2009 9:27 AM
She looks like a giant inflatable red balloon,,, didn't they spot her flying over Colorado somewhere this week??????????
They say she landed after she stuck a pin in each nipple. Turd was hoping she would just fly away into the sky, never for this old douchebag to be seen again.
This updated news report was brought to you by the PETT,, People for the Ethical Treatment of Titties, Turd (da 3rd) signing off..... She looks like a giant inflatable red balloon,,, didn't they spot her flying over Colorado somewhere this week??????????
They say she landed after she stuck a pin in each nipple. Turd was hoping she would just fly away into the sky, never for this old douchebag to be seen again.
This updated news report was brought to you by the PETT,, People for the Ethical Treatment of Titties, Turd (da 3rd) signing off.....
78. Rhialto - October 17, 2009 9:51 AM
Are that bruises or removed tattoos?!
79. Galtacticus - October 17, 2009 9:55 AM
It may sound like a joke right now.But she used to be considered hot over a decade ago.
80. Xaia - October 17, 2009 2:44 PM
Pamela think she still look as 20 years ago....................................................?
Have nobody told her HONNESTLEY that it's time stop go walk at the catwalk. in a swimmsuit......?
81. AMO - October 18, 2009 9:08 PM
Ew, what happened to her ass?
82. Amber - October 19, 2009 2:02 AM
It's time to hang up the red swimsuit, honey you're not 20 years old anymore. Gravity has taken a toll on your once admirable body, the only part of you're body gravity hasn't been able to take over are your breasts thanks to your surgeon. But, there was a time you that you were the most fantisied woman, and I want to help you. My advice is to do 500 squats a day, sit-ups are good, wash your hair, botox couldn't hurt, and hire a new make-up artist. Sure looks aren't everything and beauty comes from the inside, however sweetheart when you're walking down a runway parading all of your anatomy it matters to have a tight ass and little cellulite.
83. FACE - October 19, 2009 1:49 PM
Someone tell this twat that its over please. You know that cocch smells like week old dead fish and is tattered and beat the fock up.
84. punky - October 19, 2009 10:42 PM
Whats sad is not that she looks bad, she looks great for her age, what's sad is her desperate cling to the past. Move on Pam, put away the moldy Baywatch suit and get some class. You're still beautiful but mature beautiful, not young beautiful. Even Megan Fox will be old and saggy one day, lets hope to God that brainless twit doesnt prance around in her transformer costume.
85. Catalyste - October 20, 2009 12:56 AM
Well for a 40-something, she looks good. However you can tell that years and years of plastic surgery has caught up to her.
It may make your face stay the same, but your body doesn't comply.
86. Tiffany Necklaces - October 21, 2009 3:23 AM
her transformer costume.
87. Sonya - October 22, 2009 9:21 AM
Too much tanned but still looks good for her age
88. psp games - October 25, 2009 3:00 AM
The photoshoot bit I mean. You could, with your new found photo-editing skills, pictures and relaunch her career before the bottom drops…er…out of the market.
89. Ricki - October 26, 2009 9:49 PM
U can see her frigen extentions..
90. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:49 AM
I LOVE baywatch!