Oct 7 2009Nicole Eggert, what the hell happened?

Nooooooooo!! She was sooo hot.Too bad,so sad.

I have no idea who that woman is, but I would definately hit that!

This should have been put up on 'Funny or Diet' instead.

Lame.

BWAHAHAHAAHHAA! That was classic.

It's funny because the website is called "Funny or Die" and she needs to go on a DIET!

and one of the guys who doesn't want her is way fatter. fucking stupid

Yup, an out-of-control size 6.
You serious? Really? HONESTLY?

she's not even fat they just put her in a bikini bottom that was probably two sizes too small... i wouldn't call her skinny either but she definitely wasn't fat. maybe a lil thick... definitely bigger than before

I forgot to type "@3"
I killed it.

I'd hit it. It wouldnt be pretty, but I would definitly hit it.

I know that guy: he's Josh Simpson.

Jesus, this is why women are starving themselves to death. In this lame video, Nicole is presented as both fat and repulsive. Sure she's a little plump, but they make it seem like she's busted the fat parabola. She is presented as an EXTREME! How fucking ridiculous and sad.

Jesus, this is why women are starving themselves to death. In this lame video, Nicole is presented as both fat and repulsive. Sure she's a little plump, but they make it seem like she's busted the fat parabola. She is presented as an EXTREME! How fucking ridiculous and sad.

yep. i'd hit it. i wouldn't have to think twice about it either.

I'd hit it... she's still a 10 in the face but has an average body. I don't get why some of you dumbfucks worship dog-looking women just because they have decent figures.

YIKES!!!!

Oh yeah, she's soooo horrible looking. I would hit that so hard, the man who pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England.

really? this is what we are considering 'fat' now? i mean, she's no bikini model, but honestly, she still looks decent. sure, she has a gut, but the rest of it i think was enhanced w/bad swimsuit, posture, and intentional giggle. her weight is certainly in no way a health issue and she looks better than 70-80% of women i see just walking around, body wise. her face is gorgeous, top percentile. and the guy who goes in the water first is super fat. way fatter than her. why do fat dudes think they can have hot chicks? let me tell you, a guy like that would fantasize about her...he couldn't get a woman 1/3 as hot as her in real life.

I think she looks good and the video was funny.

She looks like she had a baby...I didn't see what the big deal was. She still looks better than 95% of American women.

everyone who says she looks good is either a fat, ugly girl who is just trying to pretend like they "aren't that fat" or overweight basement dweller who would take anything moist between the legs. that's a chunky monkey.

She's in GREAT form, and has to have a great sense of humor to be willing to make fun of herself and the idiots who think she's fat this way.

She's still a gorgeous little midget. She's gained a little bit of weight, so what? She's been out of the public eye for awhile now, she's 37 years old, and she has at least two kids (I saw her at Old Navy with them a few years ago). I went to school with her, and she was one of the few people (other than my friends) who were genuinely *nice* to me in junior high, so I gotta give her props!

I'd rather die. NOT FUNNY. LAME. Not hot, smart, or funny.

That was ....OK .... she's just a little sloppy ... she just needs a tune-up

She's got a great sense of humor. She doesn't look bad- like the earlier post said, the bathing suit was probably two sizes too small for effect. She'd still turn heads walking down the street.

that's awesome... that made me laugh... and i'm glad she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks

I'd hit it.

So I thought I'd be the only one to say it. I guess I'm not the only one drinking tonight.

She's not even that big. She's just a little curvier. I'd definitely pick her over most of the starving models that are what we're supposed to find attractive. She's a proper woman!

I'd hit it as well. She's still attractive. And she has a sense of humor.

Fuck Nicole Eggert for making this video. If thats what she and the guys are calling fat then that must make women bigger than her feel great about themselves. I can tell a lot of thought didnt go into this video. Shame on you Nicole, you used to be one of my faves.

@thetruth - seriously? She's normal. Yeap. Pretty much a normal body, and to your comment, I'm 39 years old (about like her, but male) 5'11", 160ish and ran a marathon last year.

The overreactions in the video are humorous, but she's still attractive (at least to me) as she is today.

I think lots of other commenters here feel the same way.

Pretty sporty of Nicole to do this.

Looks like her glamorous Baywatch years took a toll on her skin:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/nicole-eggert/pictures/nicole-eggert-picture-2.jpg

She's probably doing this because she knows she can lose a lot of weight on Celebrity Fit Club and make money while losing weight.

How the heck did she gain all that weight and still be an A cup? Damn....

Here's more. Maybe her and Screech will bring some romance to celebrity fit club:

http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/nicole-eggert-does-not-have-a-baywatch-body-anymore/

@ #8 she's most definitely not a six. I'm around a nine and don't have a gut like that. So I'm guessing she's at least a 12.

That being said, shes a bit chubby but definitely not fat enough to make the joke work. I'm sure most men would still find her attractive if they saw her in real life.

Now we know who will replace Valarie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.

Now we know who will replace Valarie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.

she did have a PERFECT body, especially her ass. but she's not PERFECT anymore, and therefore is disgusting and totally undesirable, even to guys who are ACTUALLY overweight.

if they wanted to joke about her gaining weight, they should have poked fun at the notion that there is anything wrong with the way she looks.

Whoa, I didn't know who that was...I had to google her and bam, that's who she was...I used to fantasize about her...I didn't know she was 5yrs younger than Pamela Anderson

Yes!! she's 5 years younger

She looks GREAT! She has perfect proportions and a little padding that looks fine.

Any many that says "nah, too fat for me" I GUARANTEE you is overweight himself and has no room to talk. She has a beautiful face, and an otherwise great figure regardless. If she weren't wearing a bikini that was 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't look that bad. And I'd rather have a woman with a big of a belly and "extra meat" on her thighs like that, than a borderline anorexic chick who may break in half if the wind blows too hard.

And let's not forget: she used to be thinner, so she can always get BACK to being that thin if she wants to (if that's your thing). I think she's beautiful either way.

She just looks out of shape, that's all. Has a lil bit of a gut and love handles. Still has a beautiful face.

And besides, I love meaty.

But the whole point of this video, to make her "fat" and repulsive because of that, is super lame. I'm a guy, by the way.

Sun took a toll on her FACE, I'm saying:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/nicole-eggert/pictures/nicole-eggert-picture-2.jpg

I'm gonna tell it like it is--- ANY male who calls himself a MAN and won't hit that is GAY.

I'm gonna tell it like it is--- ANY male who calls himself a MAN and won't hit that is GAY.

Baby got Back.....lots and lots and lots of back................................

I would love to give her a tune-up, don't you?

I'd still hit it. Might even call her back, too.

You what the advantage is to being older than you idiots? Your preferences shift appreciatively and more realistically - and lo and behold, you're bangin' more women. I'd sooner bang Samantha Eggar now than any of those younger broads. There's nothing like a few extra years, experience and pounds on a woman. Admit it, Nichol Ritchie is more bangable now than Anthrax Hilton, right - AND she's a MILF, to boot.

@friendlyfires/52:

That is Samantha Eggert in the video.
Samantha Eggar is 70 years old. That may be pushing it a bit.

she's still hot! they just put her in bikini bottoms that were too small. i seriously wouldn't be calling her fat, though. she's hot as for just a normal subrban mom.

Be Hittin that ALLLLLLLLL Day

Be Hittin that ALLLLLLLLL Day

D@mn, I would hit that hard, again and again. Nothing wrong with her, just a little off season extra weight. She could tone that up in no time if she desired.

You's crackers is crazy. I'd be all up in that gelatin ass.

please, i'd touch...

Someone needs to stop the acceptance of the theory of "normal-size" women, especially as the size/weight that is perceived to be normal steadily increases. I understand that it is perhaps a backlash against the other dominant ass-backward way of idolizing the overly-starved "perfected" female figure...but is it really any better? Especially in principle?

Moreover, something being "normal" or "average" does not automatically mean that it should be the set standard. It just means that more people are doing it.

I will not even bother getting into the health vs. optimum weight argument...but I have rarely seen someone who is proactively managing (i.e., appropriate nutrition + aerobic/anaerobic movement) their intake/output ratios have to worry about excess bodyfat.

When will that become the norm?

"This video is why women are starving themselves?" Well, this could also be why women are knocking back excess calories for their body type + lifestyle and thinking it is permissible to do so.

I like her ass... She's real pretty too... Also, i'd take a girl with a little fat over a girl with six pack any day; At least chubby girls still look feminine.

Just a average FAT ASS American.

OH i look much worse than her and I'm 19. WOoo!

I would eat her taint while she sat on my face. Fuck hollywood, it's made of mostly fags and metrosexuals who prefer either anorexic women or...other men.

There are no real men left in showbiz. The last one died with John Wayne.

And I would love Nicole Eggert to ride me into the wall.

Totally hot. And I'm a girl.

Finally a piece that has a REAL WOMAN instead of these hollywood drug filled skinbags that normally fill the pages. Well done Nicole you show a grace here that few other celbs can pull off.

I would take her over Brittany, Lohan, Hilton and the rest of those past the prime time fuckups in a heatbeat.

not fat at all just a lil chubby.

She's almost 40. She's hot for a 40 year old who probably has a few kids.

She looks great.

The fact that the shallow perverts on this website still think that this girl is attractive really goes to show that this website is just doing exactly what is dictated.

"This video is making a joke of this girl gaining weight! Make it news."

I'd totally rather bang her as seen in this video than in baywatch, but that may be due to the fact that this was the most acting she's done since, and including, Baywatch.

She's not fat! She's bigger than before, but she still looks good.

I find the words "Im hungry" to be a nightmare...

no no no, if I cant carry you to the bedroom, we probably we'll be just friends...

The insurance companies should fight Obama tooth and nails to keep the status quo. There's gold in thems hills...

The video isn't loading for me, I'll try again later... :p

Okay, I watched it. It was dumb.

I'd hit that 25/8.

/I like 'em cute in the face & thick in the waist

wow she is so not fat - youguys need to google some fat chicks - cause you have obviously forgotten what a real FAT person looks like.

she is plump Id say that but still very cute, and looks like her bottoms are abit too small.

wow! go girl! i'm still jealous of her hotness

I mean she is FAT. That is so disgusting, she only wishes she could be as slim as my 300 lb frame. What a fatty, my 300lb fat ass could do better. yep

She looks better with meat on her bones then she ever did as an anorexic waif.

Mmm... Juicy and delicious...

Make me luv Nicole even more...from Charles in Charge (attitude, smile and scrunch socks) to Baywatch (perfectly powerful, yet sexy things and tush) and on the cover of Lemonade and Brownies (just hot), Nicole Eggert and vasoline were my go-to's. Good to see her poking fun at herself. And at 37, give me her "womanly" body every time over these stick figures that normally get posted here on the Superfish.

I'd hit it. From the back. Booty jiggle is sexy.

If nothing else this video proves that the late 90's early 2000's lower back tattoo phase is going to make people sick over the next 30 years as they slide down to girl's thighs...

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I find it hilarious that in this thread everyone is coming to this girl's defense (who I think looks great, chunky or not) and in a thread from the day before, people were griping about Ashley Green (who looks great as well) being 'thick' and something or other about her shape and form not being correct. Man. Just goes to show people just need a reason to bitch.

Good for Nicole! Obviously she has a great sense of humor and yeah, sure, she's put on a few pounds but hell, I still thought she looked pretty damn good.

Hey - she looks pretty good considering she's pushin' forty and she has a kid. Whoever said she looks better than 95% of the women in this country was right. Any dude who thinks real women don't look like that in their late 30s and early 40s is kidding himself. Of course, most 'real men' probably think they look like George Clooney or Brad Pitt....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

Ok, click my name and you'll see her in her Baywatch years. Compared to that she now is officially fat. She's still hot as hell, and yes, compared to most women these days shes thin (sad really). The problem here is that her current weight is the same as most fat girls goal weight. And that big fatty that lost all that weight just realized that shes still fat and gross in mens eyes.

@8 Yeah, really.

@9. "Definitely bigger then before." Thank you captain obvious

@13 Women are not starving themselves to death. Actually , this country is fatter then ever, and a quick trip to your local mall will prove the young women of today are in no way starving. Stop believing everything you see on maury povich.

@19 Wow, so many excuses for her being fat. The lighting, clothing, alignment of the sun and moon, lol. You are either a fat chick or a guy that works out to much to overcome his shortcomings. Any guy, regardless of body type, has a chance with a hot chick. If the guy is a slob, disfigured or a perv, then no. But a guy being overweight, has a very good chance at a beautiful women. Its all about confidence and being a good person. Women, unlike men, have the amazing ability to see past things like that and not be as shallow as us men.

I'd bang her. Hard. Very hot girl. Still.

35 and 36 are right. This is just some early publicity for the new season of Celebrity Fit Club. Glad you guys don't consider this "fat," because she'll be dropping about 20 lbs in the next few months.

would still crush this pussy

The people that are saying she isn't fat must be trying to make themselves feel better.

And to the guy who said any guy who wouldn't hit that is gay.... I think you'd hump a tree if you saw what looked like a boob growing on the side of the trunk. Some people have standards.

I get that they were trying to make her look gross but her face is so HOT. Who gives a crap if she's a little chunky. I think it kind of suits her. She's definitely not a complete lardo.

She doesn't look bad next to the average american, which, of course you'll need to remember; the average american is overweight. Remember that little epidemic? yeah.

She's not gross, but she certainly is not the perfect image of health.

@85 its not finding something to 'bitch' about. ashley greene has a crappy body shape. she is undoubtedly WAY more fit than nicole. but her natural shape is not very feminine. and nicole is not fat enough to joke about being fat. the two points do not contradict one and other.

@88 its not that we are less shallow than men - the only way a hot girl would do a fat guy is if he were super rich. its just a smarter, different kind of shallow. and i am pretty sure none of us want to do you.

Wow - she has a beer belly! Face is still good, but she needs to drop a good 20-30 pounds. Still remember her from "Charles In Charge" when she was one of the most beautiful young girls I've ever seen on TV. She's a good sport for doing the video, it will get her some work & attention

Hey, all you basement boys with such high standards in women: get over it. A naked Megan Fox isn't coming down the stairs anytime soon, so stop bitching. Even if she did, you'd have no idea of what to do.

To do this video shows she has way more self confidence than most of those toothpicks currently in Hollywood, no matter how much they blather on about feeling great about themselves. And if you think the camera adds 10 pounds and she's clearly been put into a bikino bottom a good size too small for her, I'd say she's probably only a size 8-10.

Dude, that's like 10-20 pounds more than before. And for a woman who's had kids? I'd kill to have that body when I'm her age. People are fucking retarded. With normal clothing on, she'd probably look thin. Not fat, and not even chubby like most of you are saying.

and the saddest part is she's still better looking than 90% of the girls i've banged.

I love all the "empowerment" talk about a woman who lacks self-discipline.

She's easily hotter NOW than she was on Baywatch.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.

Repulsive...but obviously they were trying to make her look extra unflattering. Regardless, why would she let herself go like that? Makes no sense. Is it really that difficult to go to the gym a few times/week and eat halfway healthy? Only complete fucking idiots think the only way to look good is to starve yourself. This country is getting dumber and lazier by the minute.

I don't think that is Samantha Eggert.

All these people who are like "wow, you go, so much self confidence" are fucking retards.
Do you not realize she is going to be on the new season of Celebrity Fit Club? So obviously she thinks her lard ass is as disgusting as the rest of us do or else she wouldn't be trying to lose weight.
It's not even about the weight, no one has to be a stick but she has significant body FAT...you can tell by the way her whole body jiggles when she runs. And yet all the overweight hefers who want people to accept them as they are because apparently "fat" is now normal will champion her as their new hero. Please. Try fucking exercising. You may never be stick thin, but at least you will reduce body fat, stop jiggling, and be healthy.

oh for crying out loud… thats just some baby fat left over from when she was pregnant. thats not that bad… they make it out like she suddenly got like kristy alley fat. She just needs to hit the gym a little, or not… I'd still hit it

She's out of shape and carrying extra weight but big deal. She's not huge & fat like a LOT of people on the beach nowadays, both men and women. All she needs to do is go running or hit the gym and get going on that cardio and she'll drop the extra pounds in no time. She just looks out of shape, and it's healthy if you exercise, and if you exercise you don't look as out of shape as she does. A lot of men are in much worse shape than she is.

omg! i totally love her now. whoever she is. that does take alot to go on camera overweight. but ya know what? she looks hot! and confidence is the hottest thing. i'd totally give up dick for a woman like that. lol.

I'd still hit it without a second thought. I hate when chicks are too skinny.

Actually you got it all wrong!
The idea wasn't to show that she's fat 'cause she isn't!
It was all done beacuse of the article in N.E. where they've said that she's overweight.
This was done to show that she still looks pretty damn good !!

of course, not the same as back then, but not overweight!

The two guys are fat and have bad proportions. They are plain ugly.

The woman is good looking I think and if she has some extra weight, it is better for her because she can stay in the water much longer, and she floats better and can swim really well.
Words of a surfer.

some of you people are seriously weak! If that were Britney Spears youd all be talking about how shes a total fatass skank whore, but since its not its " oh thats natural, I dont see what the big deal is" please .. dumbasses

I've got to say, I am really impressed to see so many people, men and women alike, saying that she looks good or that "they'd hit that". I thought for sure when I started reading these comments that there would be the usual nasty comments from, I can only assume, people that probably shouldn't be calling anyone ugly or fat.

I am glad to see so many people NOT thinking that a size 0 or 2 is the only way to go. I noticed one moron though, that said it dosen't matter if the guy is fat...what kind of bullshit is that? I have often observed attractive women (and yes I am one, albeit an older one, but attractive just the same) with less then attractive men, but very very rarely do I see and attractive man with someone who is not at least as attractive as him. Why? Because women look for more then just looks, and I can only hope that every overweight man that somehow managed to snag himself a hottie is miserable and insecure because he knows he should be with someone who is more like him.

These double standards have got to go!

I wonder how many people would change their tune about her being overweight if she was ugly. Her face is still a 10 because she doesn't gain her excess weight at the chin like many do.

If this was Heidi Pratt or Lady Gaga, I bet the sentiment would be different.

Lame sketch. Not funny.

That woman is smokin hot.

Ugh, fat and gross. I am, of course, referring to the short guy with the awful haircut. He needs to leave his shirt on.

"real women gain weight"

i'm a real woman - yipiiii!:D

OMG. Love her for doing that. She must have a great sense of humor and be secure. Awesome.

Actually, I'd rather hit it with her now than before. She's hot!

Id hit it and eat it.

looks good to me....love "real women"

piss on stick figured girls with the bodies of 12 yr old boys!

Way to go Nicole!!

She isn't even That bad.Certainly not for these two guys.Ladies!?

She has fat but it's sorta on the right spots.A month working out would make a big improvement.

Fat......by Hollywood standards.

2;00 am at my local bar..........Smoking Hot!!!!

Isn't she going on Celebrity Fit Club with Federline?

I came into this thread expecting to see 8 million fatties defending her, and was not disappointed. She obviously only agreed to make the video so she could spew her tired "REAL women gain weight" mantra. Oh, so if you don't gain weight as you get older, you're not a real woman? Up yours. Lazy women gain weight, not all women.

Wow, these guys are calling HER fat?

Pot, kettle, black. Nuff said.

Kudos to her for doing this video. great sense of humor. But I think we can see the tragedy that is the tramp stamp when the hot girl who got the tattoo gets older and gains weight.

She is absolutely hot, prime time MILF, I love her confidence and her butt bouncing...her belly... she is HOT!

I'd eat her ass. do want.

what really bothers me is the fact that the fat guy that takes the shirt and runs to the water first would probably bang someone like this girl only in his dreams. What a looser, I find this very insulting.

I do give an expection to her due to the fact she has had kids. but, if i saw her at the beach i would probably point and laugh at her with my friends. ok im joking, im not that heartless. but really though, she is fat. yes i said it, fat. but, she used to have a nice body so she can spring up from this. also, she is still very pretty :) and i hate celebrity fit club, its fucking annoying :)

and all the guys who said they hit it, makes me believe the saying "guys just want to get their dick wet". do guys have standards anymore? eww

Mmmmm.......meaty.

I'm an American living in Europe right now, and sadly I must say that sure, she's average for an Amerian woman. But by international standards the woman in this video at any age is morbidly obese. Seriously, you should see the MILFS over here... they basically triple the number of availble bangable chicks compared to the states.

she looks damn good for a 37 year old with a kid

I know it is late in the post, but @18, you sir, rock! Hit that in a heartbeat.

She's still hot. I don't see the problem.

I would hit again and again and again. Yummy!

So apparently this website doesn't get it either. The video is fine, this site isn't even remotely clever

She looks like britney spears now.

She is just out of shape and looks like a normal regular person.
But like someone else already pointed out, one of the guys in the water was 3 times fatter than her, yet he acts like his standards are so high. It's true, fat ugly guys always go around insulting women, they're projecting thieir own incecurities on to the women. That fat guy is probably a virgin. No woman would want to be fuked by that.

Umm...she's acting out of breath in the video. She's saying she's not in great shape. It's kind of ambiguous. Fox and Friends tried to spin it that she's firing back, but it's not completely either way. She portrays herself as having a poor fitness level in the video.

@ 142 - "No woman would want to be fuked by that."

Katy Perry might.

Nicole is hotter than ever before;love to feel that belly and suck on those legs, feet and toes.

she looks way better than tara reid... man the lipo and extreme dieting took its toll....this woman looks great and better than most women... just not plastic diet freak starlet

she looks way better than tara reid... man the lipo and extreme dieting took its toll....this woman looks great and better than most women... just not plastic diet freak starlet

Fat ass and gross tattoos. Way to go Nicole!

Fat and Lazy...It's the "normal" American woman's way!

i like her better now than when she was skinny.

OMG she is HOTTTTT AS HELL. i always love Nicole Eggert

Ye GODS!!! Surely you pure, flawless ADONISES can't be blamed for thumbing your noses up at this pathetic excuse for a woman. She couldn't possibly measure up to your high standards. Strike her down this instant!

I'm willing to bet over half of you being so hard on her are at least TWICE her size.

She's put on a few lbs and is heavier than she was when she was 23 but she's still hot and those two douchbags would be damn lucky to get a girl half as hot as she is now.

I can deal with the weight gain, but her face is destroyed. Why do these chicks (Rose McGowan, etc) do that??

She broke three vertebrae in a snowmobile accident - that will make anyone put on a little extra weight.

No doubt she should maybe re-evaluate her eating and exercise regimes, but for pure health reasons, not because she is so-called "fat". A little chubs, sure... but, fat? That's pushing it...

She is still smokin hot! A little bit extra here and there is definately hot on her. It is nice to see a beautiful woman with a few curves instead of the wafer thin air headed anorexic bimbo's that are all over the place thee days.

Nicole, I love you! Not in some creepy stalker type way or anything. And don't get upset over te ice cream truck full of duct tape, handcuffs and bondage gear that is always following you. Unless you want to....