Oct 25 2009Miranda Kerr has a fashionable ass


Here's Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict compliance? We're talking about art, dammit!

Pic links to LSFW version.

Photos: V Magazine

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Yes she does.

turd is third

and why exactly is the star on pic number 1? (i'm from europe, btw)

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Here in Puritan America some workplaces frown on bare, or almost bare body parts, and will fire their employees for looking at them during work hours. So the stars are to keep readers employed in The United Quaker States. Hope that answers your question and feel free to comment on our sexually repressed society.

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This post should be called; Miranda Kerr's ass causes boners.

What the hell -- this is probaly as close as I'll probably ever get to a firstie... and Miranda Kerr's fashionable ass.

I bet by post 10 some idiot will say "Shes not hot...."

i like to be the back line of that pantyhose.

Now she is gorgeous, nice ass, nice body, supple, I definately would like to bone her from behind. These are classy picts such a far cry from the that pig Anderson, Brittany the whore, Miley the pedoslut and all those flabby assed and fake-titted stars that people seem to worship. I don't know her, but if this chick has brains then she is the complete package.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turd (with a tent in his pants) da 3rd......ahhhhhhhh...


...am i missing something ? are we lost ? is there a miranda k or is that mary-kate ? : )))


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No visible cornhole = no seed from my penis

@ #8

Yeah she's hot if your into girls with the body of a 8 year old as seen in her recent photoshoot!

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0910/miranda-kerr-bikini-nipple-slip-06.jpg&info=Miranda%20Kerr%20Nipple%20Slip%20Bikini%20Pictures

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Shes making me feel sexually repressed. I'll eat that star.

looks like a cancer patient?

Am I the only one that doesn't see what's so great about her?

Meh. Nice butt, hot pics, and all, but this site is rapidly losing its female viewers interest. Which is pretty fucked up if you think about it, because it's a pink glittery gossip site.

I was just looking at my friend's Facebook album of her newborn nephew, and his head is shaped just like that.

If see's pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it's him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.

hint - confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).

If see's pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it's him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.

hint - confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).

If see's pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it's him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.

hint - confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).

If she were serving soup out of that ass I might be first in line with a spoon

Not a fan. She looks like an avatar, only without the cool anti-genocide storyline and cool blue skin tone.

wow i can't believe that's miranda, the make up is so dramatic... interesting. so thin!

Miranda looks amazing! So pretty and natural. But she looks like she is posing so hard she may throw out her back.


#17, your friend's nephew's head is shaped like an ass?

She's cute. At least as far as her face goes (the make up really doesn't help her in these pics, IMO.) Other than that she's not all that. I've seen better bodies on 13 year olds.

With that said, I still wouldn't kick her out of the bed though.

ugly.

That first pic was HOT

this girl has no ass when she isnt curving her back like a motherfucker

#25 not nephew, son.

OMG! Th

Attractive enough girl and nice photography in a haute fashion kind of way. However, if you consider this sexy then stay away from the middle school....I am not knockin just sayin.

@19
I think what #16 was getting at was that there's tons of eye candy for the men to stare at, while the women don't even get to check out some nice toned man's badonkadonk...

But yes, Miranda Kerr is beeaautiful.

Really man she is looking very sexy . She is truly sex bomb. Awesome figure.

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she's very pretty, but I'm disturbed someone who looks like they haven't been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol

she's very pretty, but I'm disturbed someone who looks like they haven't been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol

no idea who she is, but that is a hot pic

#32: if you confuse an appreciation for youthful and fit with some confusion about age, you should look at yourself first. Ms. Kerr is obviously mature, if petite.

The star is to fool perverts into clicking further on the superficial's site.

"fish," you really need to pick and choose. One-by-one, you're revealed as a hack.

Eventually, that will equal 100%.

Why the fuck is there so many eurotrash commenters on this site? Seriously

@41: this is the WOLD WIDE web. Seriously. And we europeans like to be superficial too, sometimes.

Thiz zlut is waaay overrated and my puzzy is made of gold, bitchez

Another Dita wannabe

hot body,, but the bride of Frankenstein look is a bit much.

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She does have a fantastic body, but wtf is going on with her face in these pics? it doesn't even look like her....

HOT ASS :D

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15. kitty_kat - October 25, 2009 9:23 PM

Am I the only one that doesn't see what's so great about her?
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Yep!

FAT!

I would worship her ass any-day. I mean kissing and more.

Miranda's pretty. A lot of models are pretty. But most of us here have probably seen women just as pretty or even prettier in our every day lives.

I don't see anything special about the appearance of alot of these models that people are raving about how pretty they are.

I love her body, i would never in a million years have one like it, but i love it, especially her legs, great legs. I do think sometimes she can look kind of young so the makeup helps but now i think it's to much. And she's not petite....she's skinny and all leg. Petite implies short and shes a model so im willing to bet she's at least 5'8". And for the record, i like the lack of "hot man bodies" here because chances are, it'd end up being the entire male cast of New Moon shirtless and this site is the only one not doing that which is why i like it.

if you can't appreciate a woman like this, then you are a homosexual male or an overweight female who thinks being fat & having tits as a result of such fatness means you're curvy.

She looks fine, but that thing all over her face and head makes her look ugly.

@ 52

Being a model is not about being the most beautiful. It is about having a pretty but plain face that can be made up to look many different ways, being very very thin, and being very very tall. Many beautiful women in real life are under 5'9 and have hips, thick thighs, and breasts. These women could never be models. If you saw most models in real life, you might think they looked freakish. Indeed, many of them were teased mercilessly before they became famous.

I would ram my tongue so far up her ass I could taste her lungs. I borrowed that from Lord Byron.


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Note: that is not to say that MK is not gorgeous or that she is a freak.

She has no eyebrows?

#39 Milandir....

Youth and beauty are fine and can be appreciated for what they are. However a line is crossed when people equate sexuality with a prepubescent body. This person, albeit lovely, resembles more a child than a woman. Which is fine as this is fashion, but not to be confused with sexuality. You cannot argue that Milandir (sp?), as it is simply logic. Thus perhaps it is you Milandir(sp?) who should be taking a look.

As well (so you do not look like an ass in the future;) petite designates that one is under a certain stature. This person is a model thus we can assume she is tall.

Really, Superficial? A star for Photoshopped Asscrack?

Really, Superficial? A star for Photoshopped asscrack?

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Who the hell IS she? I had no idea until I did a Google search. She's a model who dates Orlando Bloom. And she gets her naked ass photographed a lot. That's all.

My mission is accomplished.I can finally die in peace.

I'm gonna sing 'My Way' first before i'm passing out .

Wow,

Amazing how different her body looks here like from her unphotoshopped pics and yet there are still idiots who believe this is how her body actually looks like.

Can anyone link me to where I can get one of those fashionable asses for a few days?

Thanks in advance.

For the love of god #18, I even said she has a nice bod and cute ass and whatever - I am in no way "jealous" or "needing to hit the gym" because I'm in perfect shape. I'm just saying that as a female I'm bored of coming here to see nothing but hot chicks and barely any hot guys - that is all. I want to see some men. If there was nothing but 24/7 schlongs and waxed mens' chests and big sweaty ball sacks would you be "jealous" for pointing out that you'd like to see a female on here once in a while? Get a life.

@70

If you could email me, perhaps...ahhh...ya know....

it's like you people have never seen haute couture before..... shave somebody's eyebrows stick them in funky clothes & severe poses and bingo bango - mediocre plainish girl looks kinda expensive & cool - feh.....

#60 Alien Ballerina, SHUT THE FUCK UP

pic looks like someone retouched it; she has a good body but definitely that doesn't look like her real body, either that or the photographer use the most wonderful lights and angles ever used in history..nice art work though

most pointless article ever

she doesnt have an ass in real life, they photoshop her one for victorias secret. who ever touched this up was far to generous. she's only doable with make up anyway. i'd pass on this golem looking bag of bones

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She's adorable and looks great to me. I'm a female, so I'm no expert on boners... but, er, how could she NOT, er, do the trick?

Gotta get a treadmill.

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wow wow wow.. she is so underated!

Beautiful pics, as you say if its black&white is no porn.
xxx

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