Oct 25 2009Miranda Kerr has a fashionable ass
Here's Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict compliance? We're talking about art, dammit!
Pic links to LSFW version.

Reader Comments
1. killerabbit - October 25, 2009 8:25 PM
Yes she does.
2. Turd the third - October 25, 2009 8:29 PM
turd is third
3. sameoldsameold - October 25, 2009 8:30 PM
and why exactly is the star on pic number 1? (i'm from europe, btw)
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Here in Puritan America some workplaces frown on bare, or almost bare body parts, and will fire their employees for looking at them during work hours. So the stars are to keep readers employed in The United Quaker States. Hope that answers your question and feel free to comment on our sexually repressed society.
- The Superficial
4. Guy Rossi - October 25, 2009 8:30 PM
This post should be called; Miranda Kerr's ass causes boners.
5. Him - October 25, 2009 8:32 PM
What the hell -- this is probaly as close as I'll probably ever get to a firstie... and Miranda Kerr's fashionable ass.
6. Guy Rossi - October 25, 2009 8:33 PM
I bet by post 10 some idiot will say "Shes not hot...."
7. in the sack - October 25, 2009 8:34 PM
i like to be the back line of that pantyhose.
8. Turd the third1 - October 25, 2009 8:35 PM
Now she is gorgeous, nice ass, nice body, supple, I definately would like to bone her from behind. These are classy picts such a far cry from the that pig Anderson, Brittany the whore, Miley the pedoslut and all those flabby assed and fake-titted stars that people seem to worship. I don't know her, but if this chick has brains then she is the complete package.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turd (with a tent in his pants) da 3rd......ahhhhhhhh...
9. herbiefrog - October 25, 2009 8:40 PM
...am i missing something ? are we lost ? is there a miranda k or is that mary-kate ? : )))
[[[[[wh [[quick/.... post...
10. A Rule Is A Rule - October 25, 2009 8:45 PM
No visible cornhole = no seed from my penis
11. Alli Watermelon Mark II - October 25, 2009 8:50 PM
@ #8
Yeah she's hot if your into girls with the body of a 8 year old as seen in her recent photoshoot!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0910/miranda-kerr-bikini-nipple-slip-06.jpg&info=Miranda%20Kerr%20Nipple%20Slip%20Bikini%20Pictures
12. lostrabbit - October 25, 2009 9:17 PM
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13. bluehost - October 25, 2009 9:23 PM
Shes making me feel sexually repressed. I'll eat that star.
14. spicycy - October 25, 2009 9:23 PM
looks like a cancer patient?
15. kitty_kat - October 25, 2009 9:23 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't see what's so great about her?
16. Freakatron - October 25, 2009 9:27 PM
Meh. Nice butt, hot pics, and all, but this site is rapidly losing its female viewers interest. Which is pretty fucked up if you think about it, because it's a pink glittery gossip site.
17. titsonsnack - October 25, 2009 9:30 PM
I was just looking at my friend's Facebook album of her newborn nephew, and his head is shaped just like that.
18. Jon - October 25, 2009 9:44 PM
If see's pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it's him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.
hint - confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).
19. Jon - October 25, 2009 9:44 PM
If see's pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it's him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.
hint - confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).
20. Jon - October 25, 2009 9:44 PM
If see's pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it's him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.
hint - confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).
21. Milandir - October 25, 2009 9:48 PM
If she were serving soup out of that ass I might be first in line with a spoon
22. bat man - October 25, 2009 10:25 PM
Not a fan. She looks like an avatar, only without the cool anti-genocide storyline and cool blue skin tone.
23. wow - October 25, 2009 10:42 PM
wow i can't believe that's miranda, the make up is so dramatic... interesting. so thin!
24. xbox 360 games - October 25, 2009 10:59 PM
Miranda looks amazing! So pretty and natural. But she looks like she is posing so hard she may throw out her back.
25. lol - October 25, 2009 11:01 PM
#17, your friend's nephew's head is shaped like an ass?
26. TekMoney - October 25, 2009 11:24 PM
She's cute. At least as far as her face goes (the make up really doesn't help her in these pics, IMO.) Other than that she's not all that. I've seen better bodies on 13 year olds.
With that said, I still wouldn't kick her out of the bed though.
27. Googler - October 25, 2009 11:28 PM
ugly.
28. Rex - October 25, 2009 11:30 PM
That first pic was HOT
29. ali - October 25, 2009 11:31 PM
this girl has no ass when she isnt curving her back like a motherfucker
30. Pet Society Help - October 25, 2009 11:41 PM
#25 not nephew, son.
31. tromba - October 25, 2009 11:49 PM
OMG! Th
32. Its a boy/girl/alien in a tutu - October 26, 2009 12:32 AM
Attractive enough girl and nice photography in a haute fashion kind of way. However, if you consider this sexy then stay away from the middle school....I am not knockin just sayin.
33. Natalia - October 26, 2009 12:52 AM
@19
I think what #16 was getting at was that there's tons of eye candy for the men to stare at, while the women don't even get to check out some nice toned man's badonkadonk...
But yes, Miranda Kerr is beeaautiful.
34. ginkgo biloba - October 26, 2009 1:13 AM
Really man she is looking very sexy . She is truly sex bomb. Awesome figure.
35. China mobile Phone - October 26, 2009 1:16 AM
[[[[[wh [[quick/.... post...
36. ohnoes - October 26, 2009 2:43 AM
she's very pretty, but I'm disturbed someone who looks like they haven't been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol
37. ohnoes - October 26, 2009 2:44 AM
she's very pretty, but I'm disturbed someone who looks like they haven't been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol
38. Ass Videos - October 26, 2009 2:59 AM
no idea who she is, but that is a hot pic
39. Milandir - October 26, 2009 4:30 AM
#32: if you confuse an appreciation for youthful and fit with some confusion about age, you should look at yourself first. Ms. Kerr is obviously mature, if petite.
40. Daryl G. - October 26, 2009 4:33 AM
The star is to fool perverts into clicking further on the superficial's site.
"fish," you really need to pick and choose. One-by-one, you're revealed as a hack.
Eventually, that will equal 100%.
41. Hmmmm - October 26, 2009 5:30 AM
Why the fuck is there so many eurotrash commenters on this site? Seriously
42. sameoldsameold - October 26, 2009 6:27 AM
@41: this is the WOLD WIDE web. Seriously. And we europeans like to be superficial too, sometimes.
43. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 26, 2009 6:54 AM
Thiz zlut is waaay overrated and my puzzy is made of gold, bitchez
44. See Aliice - October 26, 2009 7:37 AM
Another Dita wannabe
45. chopper - October 26, 2009 8:18 AM
hot body,, but the bride of Frankenstein look is a bit much.
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47. Jay - October 26, 2009 8:29 AM
She does have a fantastic body, but wtf is going on with her face in these pics? it doesn't even look like her....
48. Jennifer P - October 26, 2009 9:46 AM
HOT ASS :D
49. Smarm - October 26, 2009 9:52 AM
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15. kitty_kat - October 25, 2009 9:23 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't see what's so great about her?
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Yep!
50. fearsarewishes - October 26, 2009 10:27 AM
FAT!
51. foreign guy - October 26, 2009 10:29 AM
I would worship her ass any-day. I mean kissing and more.
52. The Listener - October 26, 2009 10:36 AM
Miranda's pretty. A lot of models are pretty. But most of us here have probably seen women just as pretty or even prettier in our every day lives.
I don't see anything special about the appearance of alot of these models that people are raving about how pretty they are.
53. em - October 26, 2009 10:58 AM
I love her body, i would never in a million years have one like it, but i love it, especially her legs, great legs. I do think sometimes she can look kind of young so the makeup helps but now i think it's to much. And she's not petite....she's skinny and all leg. Petite implies short and shes a model so im willing to bet she's at least 5'8". And for the record, i like the lack of "hot man bodies" here because chances are, it'd end up being the entire male cast of New Moon shirtless and this site is the only one not doing that which is why i like it.
54. the truth - October 26, 2009 11:57 AM
if you can't appreciate a woman like this, then you are a homosexual male or an overweight female who thinks being fat & having tits as a result of such fatness means you're curvy.
55. Bigo - October 26, 2009 12:08 PM
She looks fine, but that thing all over her face and head makes her look ugly.
56. ok - October 26, 2009 12:20 PM
@ 52
Being a model is not about being the most beautiful. It is about having a pretty but plain face that can be made up to look many different ways, being very very thin, and being very very tall. Many beautiful women in real life are under 5'9 and have hips, thick thighs, and breasts. These women could never be models. If you saw most models in real life, you might think they looked freakish. Indeed, many of them were teased mercilessly before they became famous.
57. Randal(l) - October 26, 2009 12:23 PM
I would ram my tongue so far up her ass I could taste her lungs. I borrowed that from Lord Byron.
Randal(l)
58. ok - October 26, 2009 12:24 PM
Note: that is not to say that MK is not gorgeous or that she is a freak.
59. anon - October 26, 2009 3:44 PM
She has no eyebrows?
60. Alien Ballerina - October 26, 2009 3:53 PM
#39 Milandir....
Youth and beauty are fine and can be appreciated for what they are. However a line is crossed when people equate sexuality with a prepubescent body. This person, albeit lovely, resembles more a child than a woman. Which is fine as this is fashion, but not to be confused with sexuality. You cannot argue that Milandir (sp?), as it is simply logic. Thus perhaps it is you Milandir(sp?) who should be taking a look.
As well (so you do not look like an ass in the future;) petite designates that one is under a certain stature. This person is a model thus we can assume she is tall.
61. Heywood U. Blowme - October 26, 2009 3:54 PM
Really, Superficial? A star for Photoshopped Asscrack?
62. Heywood U. Blowme - October 26, 2009 3:54 PM
Really, Superficial? A star for Photoshopped asscrack?
63. more meat - October 26, 2009 5:24 PM
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64. more meat - October 26, 2009 5:25 PM
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65. Cynthia - October 26, 2009 5:46 PM
Who the hell IS she? I had no idea until I did a Google search. She's a model who dates Orlando Bloom. And she gets her naked ass photographed a lot. That's all.
66. Gando - October 26, 2009 6:38 PM
My mission is accomplished.I can finally die in peace.
67. Nero - October 26, 2009 6:42 PM
I'm gonna sing 'My Way' first before i'm passing out .
68. Thank God to Idiots - October 26, 2009 7:01 PM
Wow,
Amazing how different her body looks here like from her unphotoshopped pics and yet there are still idiots who believe this is how her body actually looks like.
69. Dave - October 26, 2009 7:03 PM
Can anyone link me to where I can get one of those fashionable asses for a few days?
Thanks in advance.
70. how predictable - October 26, 2009 7:25 PM
For the love of god #18, I even said she has a nice bod and cute ass and whatever - I am in no way "jealous" or "needing to hit the gym" because I'm in perfect shape. I'm just saying that as a female I'm bored of coming here to see nothing but hot chicks and barely any hot guys - that is all. I want to see some men. If there was nothing but 24/7 schlongs and waxed mens' chests and big sweaty ball sacks would you be "jealous" for pointing out that you'd like to see a female on here once in a while? Get a life.
71. Dave - October 26, 2009 7:28 PM
@70
If you could email me, perhaps...ahhh...ya know....
72. gigi - October 26, 2009 7:54 PM
it's like you people have never seen haute couture before..... shave somebody's eyebrows stick them in funky clothes & severe poses and bingo bango - mediocre plainish girl looks kinda expensive & cool - feh.....
73. Mike - October 26, 2009 9:47 PM
#60 Alien Ballerina, SHUT THE FUCK UP
74. nene - October 27, 2009 12:51 AM
pic looks like someone retouched it; she has a good body but definitely that doesn't look like her real body, either that or the photographer use the most wonderful lights and angles ever used in history..nice art work though
75. fuck you - October 27, 2009 6:01 AM
most pointless article ever
76. superficial - October 27, 2009 6:17 AM
she doesnt have an ass in real life, they photoshop her one for victorias secret. who ever touched this up was far to generous. she's only doable with make up anyway. i'd pass on this golem looking bag of bones
77. mummy - October 27, 2009 8:50 AM
Naked Miranda Kerr in Kora's skin care ad video
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78. Music Blog - October 27, 2009 12:24 PM
She's adorable and looks great to me. I'm a female, so I'm no expert on boners... but, er, how could she NOT, er, do the trick?
Gotta get a treadmill.
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80. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 2:48 AM
wow wow wow.. she is so underated!
81. samburinya - October 29, 2009 9:00 AM
Beautiful pics, as you say if its black&white is no porn.
xxx