Oct 5 2009Mariah Carey's breasts are getting out of control
Mariah Carey attended the New York Film Festival screening of her new movie Precious, and her breasts are getting way out of hand. Somewhere over the past few months they passed the fine line between huge and hefty waitress at a truck stop diner. But the important thing is we're aware now so somebody can have the Jaws of Life ready when Nick Cannon gets trapped inside. Granted, he'll suffocate almost immediately, but at least his poor mother will get to see his body at the funeral. We got your back, Nick.

Reader Comments
1. frank - October 5, 2009 3:39 PM
and to think, back in the day i wanted to do terrible things to those breasts. now, they're terrifying.
2. kris - October 5, 2009 3:42 PM
Man O Man I sure would like to see those with no shirt on, I mean her shirt!
3. ha - October 5, 2009 3:43 PM
nah fuck that, if i was Cannon, i wouldve taken her to the bathroom during that film festival, hiked up that dress and fucked her right then and there
4. ahahaaa - October 5, 2009 3:44 PM
nah fuck that, if I was Cannon i wouldve taken her to the bathroom during that film festival, hiked up that dress and fucked her right then and there.......FURIOUSLY
5. nicky - October 5, 2009 3:47 PM
wow each boob is better than her face
6. ChefBoyArDee - October 5, 2009 3:47 PM
Mama Mia...those are some mighty huge MEAT BALLS. Drop Mariah in tub full of spaghetti and sauce and I'll have dinner for a month.
7. kris - October 5, 2009 3:50 PM
ME TOO!!!!!~
8. Randal - October 5, 2009 3:50 PM
It's so great to see Mariah back in the front of the industry, smiling, dancing and singing the new songs from her mega hit album. This star has been a musical sensation since bursting out onto the scene in her teens and still continues writing one hit after the other.
Randal
9. CakeSnifferer - October 5, 2009 3:52 PM
Ugh...headed straight for Aretha Franklin territory. Except for the talent, of course.
10. Katie - October 5, 2009 3:59 PM
Did anyone else notice her man-hands?
11. Katie - October 5, 2009 3:59 PM
Did anyone else notice her man-hands?
12. John - October 5, 2009 4:01 PM
She is so freaking YUMMY. I would do so many nasty things to her..... those tits are like paradise.
13. Me, baby, me - October 5, 2009 4:02 PM
She tops my list of "celebrities I want to see die" in 2010!
14. Jaan Kanellis - October 5, 2009 4:07 PM
This is Mary Carey right?
15. Irene Barcelo - October 5, 2009 4:09 PM
What is it with her always showing off way too much of her body?
16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 5, 2009 4:10 PM
Smothered by those twins. Nick Cannon's dream death.
17. Randal(l) - October 5, 2009 4:19 PM
Damn, this broad has some serious titties. Call me old fashioned, but i would totally drop a load on her ridiculously large tatters.
Randal(l)
18. The Gorgeous One - October 5, 2009 4:21 PM
I'm thinking someone might be pregnant.
19. mel - October 5, 2009 4:29 PM
They make her look very overweight.
20. Renee - October 5, 2009 4:29 PM
What is she close to 45? Will someone clue her in to start dressing like a lady and not a hooker. She really does look like a tranny/football player. Look at those shoulders.
21. Kim - October 5, 2009 4:31 PM
She clearly looks 3 months pregnant. That's not fat - that's baby building a pool and getting the milk ready.
22. Max Planck - October 5, 2009 4:33 PM
Bovine lactation.
23. Pernacchia - October 5, 2009 4:38 PM
Randal,
Get a job at a greeting card company.
You could make money writing this shit.
24. missywissy - October 5, 2009 4:43 PM
She's georgeous. She looks the same age she did when she began her career, only with gigantic tatas. I agree, she's like Britney and needs a stylist. I love how she's wearing her hair now. It's really becoming on her. All you people bitching about her tits ... you all just have to complain about something! I can't believe people are complaining that they look too big. I feel like I'm listening to an episode of Queer eye for the Straight Guy.
25. Sport - October 5, 2009 4:43 PM
Sadly she hasnt been attractive in 10 years.
The tits are only expanding to match her waistline.
Randal - dude, she has been as irrelevant as you for a decade buddy. Your faggy little posts are getting old. You sound like such an ass kiss even though these fucktards dont read the site.
26. Max Planck - October 5, 2009 4:45 PM
Everybody's a "singer."
I liked it better when music was made by musicians and corporations made junk food.
Now corporations make junk music.
27. Maria - October 5, 2009 4:45 PM
She's definitely knocked up. Maybe she'll she'll change her teen-age attire when she finally realizes she's a middle-aged mom. Not holding my breathe, though.
28. Oh my - October 5, 2009 4:49 PM
I would nail her twelve different ways, although I would finish on her titties every time.
"What is it with her always showing off way too much of her body?"
Don't be a hater. She hasn't gotten those titties out yet, so she is not done showing off.
"They make her look very overweight."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh, that is funny. They make her look like she has great, big titties.
"What is she close to 45? Will someone clue her in to start dressing like a lady and not a hooker. She really does look like a tranny/football player. Look at those shoulders."
Yeah. Stay away from her.
29. ___ - October 5, 2009 4:49 PM
Reminds me of Dog Chapman's wife's tits.
30. penny - October 5, 2009 4:51 PM
it looks like someone took the body of a woman and glued it on mariah carey's legs upside down and backwards.
31. ana - October 5, 2009 4:51 PM
O_O wow! I must check her ass, maybe it's deflating and going in her breasts heh.
32. Sport - October 5, 2009 4:59 PM
Notice how her husband always has to be BEHIND her, giving all he spotlight to her while he cowers like a puppy dog. Nice existence there buddy. Hope the money was worth it. He is her real life 'mirror mirror on the wall.'
33. Kangaroo - October 5, 2009 5:03 PM
Beefy slut + push-up bra = appearance of good tits. Probably mostly nothing.
34. Amy - October 5, 2009 5:19 PM
# 26, I couldn't agree more.
And while she has large breasts, most of it is because she's gained at last 30 pounds in the past 10 years. She was gorgeous and far less trashy in her earlier days. I guess she's doing what she can to stay relevant.
35. Amy - October 5, 2009 5:21 PM
#29, yeah, like that southpark episode.
36. hao - October 5, 2009 5:24 PM
I think she is too big on top. she has no talent. and needs to get a breast reduction. she getting old too.
37. gink - October 5, 2009 5:27 PM
Still hot
38. Learn How To Sell Porn - October 5, 2009 5:30 PM
I would like to spooge all over those monsters! And then kick her out.
39. dogface - October 5, 2009 5:50 PM
"Turn em loose!!!!"
40. sharon H - October 5, 2009 5:59 PM
I don't think her dress is short enough or tight enough.
41. straight girl - October 5, 2009 6:01 PM
she looks fantastic you idiots. insanely jealous of her tits.
42. I know why - October 5, 2009 6:16 PM
This is her attempt at making her waistline look smaller.
43. Turd the third - October 5, 2009 6:38 PM
She looks like a "well past the primo" piece of past pussy, with fatty tits and a double chin. Put a license plate on the bitch and tell her to put on some JS mom pants and a bra
44. JEF - October 5, 2009 6:39 PM
I'D HIT IT!
45. Alli Watermelon - October 5, 2009 6:50 PM
Okay, it's one thing to have gigantic breasts because of genetics. It's another to have gigantic breasts due to a breast augmentation. Why would anyone pay tits like that? It's...nasty and in no way attractive.
46. panda - October 5, 2009 7:27 PM
I heard she was pregnant. If so, can you imagine how big they'll get when the milk comes in, Holy Cow!!
47. Trashy - October 5, 2009 7:31 PM
I think I have yet to see a picture of Mariah Carey where she didn't just ooze trashiness. These pics are no exception.
So she has big boobs... great. Most chubby women do. Her face bugs me.
48. Racer X - October 5, 2009 7:34 PM
I'd hit that with no condom.
/tig ol' bitties!!
49. Sweekes - October 5, 2009 7:39 PM
Beefmaster 2009
50. krazykat314 - October 5, 2009 7:45 PM
Just one of her gigantic teats is twice the size of Nick's head
51. M - October 5, 2009 7:51 PM
what a heifer
52. Nameless - October 5, 2009 7:58 PM
Although she's never been that hot, the weight looks good on her. Those thinking she's fat can go back to looking at Ashlee Simpson one blog down.
53. Dread not - October 5, 2009 8:22 PM
@ 39. dogface - October 5, 2009 5:50 PM
"Turn em loose!!!!"
- Yep.
54. mfbinc - October 5, 2009 8:27 PM
give me 1 hour with those things!!!!!!!!
55. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 5, 2009 8:39 PM
Oink! Oink! Piggy, piggy.
56. BasinPipes - October 5, 2009 9:58 PM
She keeps getting hotter....love the curves.
http://www.basinpipes.com
57. heavenScent - October 5, 2009 11:12 PM
I don't know why a lot of people hate on Mariah, she's been in the biz a long time, she handled her "meltdown" pretty decently, I mean getting a divorce, having her stylist/close friend commit suicide and losing your father is hard on someone, no matter what anyone thinks....even if you can't stand her music she at least contributes in writing/producing and has had so many awards/number one hits...because she's tall she does tend to go on the "bigger" side but personally I think it's better than the days of when they starved all pop stars into twigs...as for her and Nick well good for her maybe she'll be happier this time around.....and she's always willing to have a good laugh at herself whether it's the over the top clothes or her wig wearing alter ego in her vids....she also may be pregnant...she looks good for her age....I certainly prefer her over the garbage we endure nowadays....xoxoxo
58. Richard - October 5, 2009 11:40 PM
Yes they are. On the bright side, her hair is looking fabulous.
59. gaay - October 6, 2009 3:34 AM
gaay
60. Sickitten - October 6, 2009 3:35 AM
Nobody cares about her because she is cheap and tawdry and tacky. She ruined it all with her cheeseball image...and she ain't so pretty.
61. Robert Acquafresca - October 6, 2009 9:05 AM
Just another hot chick who you hate to see talk because that just destroys any positive vibes her body gives off. If you think she is fat, you are gay. This is a hot chick. But alas, she marries a negro and talks too much. Id still hit it and want to see as much of those breasts as possible.
62. KT - October 6, 2009 10:10 AM
She's preggo...she announced it in the most recent In Touch.
63. small business health insurance - October 6, 2009 10:17 AM
i like the thick curvy look, but i prefer the old mariah
64. Peter Pumpkin Eater - October 6, 2009 12:02 PM
Tits are huge because she's getting fat.
Also, Nick Cannon is a huge fucking faggot.
65. Rhialto - October 6, 2009 12:39 PM
If her boobs were a painting.Then it's nicely framed.
66. typical dumbass superficial commenter - October 6, 2009 3:00 PM
@ 61 -
She IS a negro, dipshit. She's half black.
And yes, she has large breasts. I would like to let you all know I will soon be masturbating furiously to her large breasts, which I have no chance of ever seeing or touching because I'm an idiotic Superficial commenter with no life.
67. NANA - October 6, 2009 9:00 PM
MariaH look sexy and very beautiful go girl!!
68. yowillie - October 6, 2009 10:48 PM
Be careful.
69. Shari - October 6, 2009 11:03 PM
She looks terrible. I can't understand all the comments here that say she looks good. Post a picture of someone who's actually attractive and in shape and everyone here says they're fat and ugly, but post pictures of Mariah Carey and you think she looks good??! If Kim Kardashian is fat to you, then Mariah Carey should be a friggin beached whale; her proportions are completely uneven, she's top heavy at best, her hair is a mess and her face is too round. Yes I'm hating right now, because you ppl confuse the hell out of me.
70. Sangria - October 7, 2009 2:25 AM
She has nice tits for a man. Pity her balls so small, but hormones will do that to a man.
71. Cam - October 7, 2009 2:41 AM
I have a theory that people dress in keeping with whatever age/era at which they felt best about themselves - so apparently her self-image peaked in 1988.
There's no shame in getting older - I just don't know that super low-cut spandex with a hemline that barely covers her @ss is really the best look for a 39 yr old. Or, okay, anyone. Ever. I'm not her husband or her doctor - I do NOT need to see this much Mariah!
72. dickpower - October 7, 2009 8:36 AM
Her huge boobs drive me mad. I hope they're not silicon.
She looks amazing in Playboy video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Mariah_Carey_Nude_Playboy_Video
73. powell - October 7, 2009 8:42 AM
Her huge boobs drive me mad. Hope they're not silicon.
She is amazing in Playboy video
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Mariah_Carey_Nude_Playboy_Video
74. MightyD - October 7, 2009 4:14 PM
Holy mammaries Batman!!
75. obz - October 8, 2009 10:27 AM
sweet mary mother of jesus our lord and saviour, i want to motorboat those babies
76. Harper Mackenzie - October 8, 2009 11:19 PM
1.lol Bossip is a Hot mess they said shes pregnant... if her kids come out looking like micheal jacksons kids at least we know who the father is *cough* lol ...eminem
2. But she do got 18 #1's show some Damn respect lol.. her ass has been making HITS for yall ungrateful asses for like 20yrs.
77. mikie - October 10, 2009 3:00 PM
That's what we call built where I come from. But even better than how well she photographs is that wonderful sense of grace she always has. Just charming. Tracked by photographers just like Britney and the others, but she handles it well and the photographers appreciate it. She gets the best press in the business.
78. Enigma_2099 - October 13, 2009 10:09 PM
Someone's approaching MILF territory...
... is she still stupid?
79. fete des peres - October 27, 2009 3:46 AM
Wow what a huge breast.. Mariah Carey's is looking so sexy in this pics..