Oct 1 2009Madonna prefers a train to the face over marriage
Madonna appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and revealed she'd "rather get hit by a train" than marry again which is great. Wonderful. There's another thing that obviously won't kill her since she just rubbed it in my face. Time to update the list:
Things That Might Kill Madonna
Guy Ritchie
Catholics
The tears of small African children
Voltron
Meteor rocks
The engorged penis of a Brazilian model
GOOP
Gypsies
Pizza
Trains
Excalibur
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. lol - October 1, 2009 11:48 AM
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2. lol - October 1, 2009 11:48 AM
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3. these pretzels are making me _______. - October 1, 2009 11:50 AM
Where's "holy water"?
4. these pretzels are making me _______. - October 1, 2009 11:50 AM
Where's "holy water"?
5. em - October 1, 2009 11:53 AM
You know what you must do, Fish.
There can be only one.
6. Crazy Oldie - October 1, 2009 11:57 AM
I think we should test her on the train comment...sick of this winkled prune
7. Io - October 1, 2009 12:20 PM
that's wonderful news. guess she doesn't live in a fantasy world where young gay brazilians really want to stick it in her with a side of legal document verifying that it's ok to do so.
8. The Gorgeous One - October 1, 2009 12:25 PM
Thanks for the laughs this morning Fish. I needed that.
9. Booey - October 1, 2009 12:29 PM
Voltron could totally kill her
10. Mila Stewart - October 1, 2009 12:40 PM
Let's wait and see what she will do in future!
11. Crabby Old Guy - October 1, 2009 12:45 PM
Oh Hell, Madonna died years ago - she just doesn't know it yet.
12. Larry Budd - October 1, 2009 12:46 PM
Dave.
13. AMO - October 1, 2009 1:10 PM
Why does she wear a cross?
14. travis - October 1, 2009 1:22 PM
madonna belongs on this list http://www.crassanova.com/2009/08/top-10-jilfs-jews-id-like-to-fuck-part-2/
15. 24KaratK9 - October 1, 2009 1:50 PM
I ate at Angelino's this summer and it was not that great. I've had better NY-style pizza.
16. EB - October 1, 2009 2:18 PM
You forgot A-Rod
17. herbiefrog - October 1, 2009 2:40 PM
if you yorkin' for them best that you dont
or you could just turn it around
br e a t h e : ))
love babe : )))
18. lololololol - October 1, 2009 3:09 PM
a train won't do shit to this bitch...she'lljust spread her legs wide open and let that train pull into that subway sized twat of her's.
19. Appreciative - October 1, 2009 3:36 PM
When you're funny, you're funny - and that was funny.
20. Del - October 1, 2009 4:26 PM
Well maybe this will stop her from marrying again.
21. phil - October 1, 2009 5:05 PM
Ugh. What a fatso.
22. squeehunter - October 1, 2009 6:12 PM
You forgot to add "me" to the list.
23. Rhialto - October 1, 2009 6:15 PM
There's a lot of guests lined up outside!
24. Darth - October 1, 2009 6:20 PM
It's just like 30 years ago.She doesn't say no to a free dinner.
25. Galtacticus - October 1, 2009 6:41 PM
Madonna and Letterman as a couple?! I wouldn't be surprised if she does have secretly a crush on him. . .
26. Gando - October 1, 2009 6:48 PM
@25
Eight times a visit on the same show that's just a bit conspicuous. . . It's no wonder she denied the marriage rumors.
27. joy - October 1, 2009 8:44 PM
Madonna can't help being a slut. She just is!
28. KL - October 1, 2009 10:15 PM
She's a lot cuter and funnier here than you'd think here. She actually comes across as a human being. She must like Dave.
29. Chris - October 3, 2009 11:44 AM
I wouldn't fuck her with Obama's dick!
PS- see the latest pictures of her with flies on her twat at matureskanks.com
PPS- Aren't you glad Ted Kennedy died a slow painful death!
30. Sergio - October 3, 2009 6:29 PM
Why is Jesus sleeping with this thing that should have been dead a long time ago?!!!
31. ed hardy shoes - October 5, 2009 9:25 AM
Oh Hell, Madonna died years ago - she just doesn't know it yet.