Oct 23 2009Lindsay Lohan's blurry nipples
Here's Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I'm amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she'd be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that's how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay's uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.
Pics are quasi-NSFW unless your employer has a lax blurred areola policy.

Reader Comments
1. Pico Mornay - October 23, 2009 12:23 PM
First!!!! This girl is so fucking ugly!!!! Ughhhhh
2. Taz - October 23, 2009 12:26 PM
i"d still fuck her
3. Elle - October 23, 2009 12:28 PM
Her WHOLE boob is out in public, how gross! Just glad she's not a mother
4. Brian - October 23, 2009 12:32 PM
Please, there is so much plastic in those babies that she'll never get rid of them no matter how much blow she does!
5. Nate - October 23, 2009 12:34 PM
She looks pretty here in these pictures.
6. me2 - October 23, 2009 12:35 PM
sweet!!!!!!!
7. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 23, 2009 12:37 PM
Her puzzy iz not az zweet az mine iz. Nor any zkankz on thiz zite. Ha ha lozerz!
8. fearsarewishes - October 23, 2009 12:45 PM
@ 7
Your cunt stinkz.
9. Meugh - October 23, 2009 12:47 PM
Holy hell, she looks like shit.
10. wag - October 23, 2009 12:54 PM
You really should be putting the pink stars over her face. Now that's NSFW.
11. wag - October 23, 2009 12:57 PM
Oh yeah. There's no nipple in the photos. She's waiting for a new set from LL Bean.
12. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 23, 2009 12:58 PM
Those look like some udderly hot boobs.
13. Lame - October 23, 2009 1:00 PM
There is no nipple
14. abbz - October 23, 2009 1:00 PM
my friend saw her shoot heroin between her toes at a club in New York recently. yeehoo!
15. Gerald_Tarrant - October 23, 2009 1:04 PM
I'd split her like a pair of aces.
16. abbz - October 23, 2009 1:08 PM
pic #6 "my name is smeegle"
17. oochywally - October 23, 2009 1:08 PM
HAAAAAH @ #8
18. jlylec - October 23, 2009 1:17 PM
i'd hit it again
19. cc - October 23, 2009 1:25 PM
She has money left to shop?
On a different note, why do I start to salivate when I see nipples?
20. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 23, 2009 1:34 PM
Jealouz #8? You Zhould be if you zaw me your mouth would drop!
Time for a zwim in the zea! Try not to zweat too much lozerz!
21. Plentyupptopp - October 23, 2009 1:51 PM
I´d totally hit that...twice!
22. TekMoney - October 23, 2009 2:13 PM
False advertisement. No Nipples.
That said her tits don't look so bad for a white chick pushing 50. I mean look at pic # 6. Her face looks like hell, lol. I swear every time I see new candid pics of her I LMAO @ her face.
*waves Hello @ Kelli*
23. RichPort's Ghost - October 23, 2009 2:14 PM
Why does she look like she's shoplifting a pack of franks when she bends over..?
24. James - October 23, 2009 2:37 PM
So how long will it be before she is dead?
Laugh all you want but Lindsay used to be super hot.
I mean Britney is probably still alive and working only because they turned stewardship over to her dad.
Maybe Lindsay needs a serious intervention before she goes the way of Heath Ledger.
25. gink - October 23, 2009 3:14 PM
She's looking better then she has in awhile
26. Mike - October 23, 2009 3:23 PM
My penis and I are having HUGE disagreements over these photos. I have to say, I am a little dissapointed in him.
27. CLC - October 23, 2009 3:42 PM
too much blow makes fake tittys sag.
28. j m - October 23, 2009 4:01 PM
Ugly people sure are jealous of lovely Lindsay's beautiful body.
29. MAH!! - October 23, 2009 4:14 PM
You can't use the word CHESTICLES. Its mine!! And I will defend it with my life. (At the very least you shouldn't use it for a whore who looks like she has a pair of snakeskin handbags suspended from her chest)
30. Said it all - October 23, 2009 4:16 PM
If you compare how she has aged over the past several years, its unbelievable. This bitch is hideous. Can't even get a lesbo to fuck her. That's when you have hit rock bottom. I say dead before 25.
31. Matrim - October 23, 2009 4:37 PM
There is no nipple, only Zuul
32. Lloyd Johnson - October 23, 2009 5:05 PM
@5 Nate: You really think this is attractive? I was shocked at how bad this 23 year old woman looks. If she came up to me I would say something like, "No! I don't have any change!" before I would recognize her as the cute chick in Mean Girls. Look at her hands! Pure crackhead right there. Look at her teeth! Gray from the meth. I have seen many addicts before and she definitely is one.
33. Heywood U. Blowme - October 23, 2009 5:11 PM
Invisible aereolas are not interesting to me.
34. See Alice - October 23, 2009 6:06 PM
What a sad sack ... She is going to bottom out really hard . To bad .
35. Sher - October 23, 2009 6:21 PM
Fish, I would really like to see that doodle!! It would give me something to look forward to on Monday!
36. Ivana - October 23, 2009 6:21 PM
What does thie girl have againts bras?
37. deedee - October 23, 2009 6:26 PM
Who hasn't seen those opaque flopping tits yet?
38. deedee - October 23, 2009 6:26 PM
Who hasn't seen those opaque flopping tits yet?
39. Hugh Gentry - October 23, 2009 7:17 PM
great cans! her tits are going to start looking really awful in a few years. Gravity will ruin those braless fun bags. She needs to release a full on sex tape. I'd love to see her getting railed hard.
40. joho777 - October 23, 2009 8:40 PM
I wondered when Lindsay would jump on the nipple bandwagon. But her plastic implants and invisible areolas are the opposite of sexy.
This reminds me of Fall 2007 when Lindsay rushed to show her scabby worn puss to the paparazzi just because Britney and Paris had done it first.
41. rhiannon - October 23, 2009 9:12 PM
I mean she has enough money.... why doesn't she believe in wearing bras? Every picture of her either has side boob or saggy tits. There is no way those things have plastic in them. They are way to saggy. But then again she never wears a bra, so i guess gravity is working its magic on her boobs.
42. Kelley - October 23, 2009 9:13 PM
Actually, I'd have to say her tits are real ... fakers don't hang like that at all. That's a real rack, but it's going to be mighty sorry in a few short years if she keeps going braless. The effects of little sleep, sugar, Coke, cocaine, cigs, Red Bull, alcohol and rx and/or other illegal drugs are going to be making an appearance big-time, and soon. She looks like boiled shit already.
43. brr - October 23, 2009 9:31 PM
I think she's very attractive, but she looks older than 23. She really needs to quit smoking and stay away from the sun.
44. mel - October 23, 2009 9:45 PM
Why on earth did this get bumped up to the top spot?
45. ClamsTheCat - October 23, 2009 10:05 PM
@38: Would you prefer she had transparent chest hams?
46. Mike - October 23, 2009 10:05 PM
Her tits are better than fish's
47. loser - October 23, 2009 10:46 PM
@20
you suck!! learn how to speak....asshole
48. TekMoney - October 23, 2009 10:48 PM
@30 It's the curious case of Lindsay Lohan. She ages in dog years.
@31 That was fucking hilarious.
For the record I have no doubts that her tits are real. It doesn't matter though. That topless photoshoot of her imitating Marilyn Monroe showed that she was already sagging pretty badly at age 21. And to think, back in the Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded days she had an EPIC firm and perky rack. *Sigh* Drugs are bad, mmkay?
49. maggie - October 23, 2009 11:03 PM
Is that all you fuckers know how to do ? Get on a website and talk shit.....get a life...
50. webcam - October 23, 2009 11:09 PM
Seriously, where does this girl get her wardrobe?! She needs to fire her stylist ASAP.
51. I believe I told you my name in a post earlier this afternoon, thank you very much. - October 24, 2009 12:00 AM
Rumors video, hot.
this, not hot.
52. Danny - October 24, 2009 12:59 AM
Ever notice how ugly her hands are? And using black nail polish really helps draw attention to them.
53. glucosamine sulphate - October 24, 2009 1:09 AM
Man... She is really looking so sexy . Her blurry nipples through her dress giving arousing look. She is dam hot.
54. clpierced - October 24, 2009 1:37 AM
yes linds has totally lost it..butt lets be honest she is probably a freak in bed :) love you still linds:)
55. Live Cams - October 24, 2009 1:54 AM
i hit it
56. Ugh - October 24, 2009 2:03 AM
Old looking. Not really that attractive... but fuckable.
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58. Superbiggerevil - October 24, 2009 3:00 AM
@7 - I can smell your rotten hooch from all the way over here....do not want.
59. Amber - October 24, 2009 3:58 AM
Is it THAT hard to put a bra on before you walk out into public?! You're not in high demand anymore sweetheart, and neither are your once spectacular breasts!
60. Amber - October 24, 2009 4:00 AM
PS; We're LOVING the fat rolls!
61. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 24, 2009 8:21 AM
I have the bezt znatch on thiz zite!
62. bluehost - October 24, 2009 9:51 AM
Looks extra old.
63. small business health insurance - October 24, 2009 10:12 AM
she used to be beautiful :(
64. CrazyOldie - October 24, 2009 11:35 AM
I would not mind slapping those tities around
65. UberOops.com - October 24, 2009 11:53 AM
Lilo teases us worse then Britney with those dangling pups over and over!
She gives the pappers the opportunity to get a good shot by never wearing a bra and loose fitting shirts, but...
wtf, Lindsay has hands like Dracula?!
66. WB - October 24, 2009 3:41 PM
I think she has the swine flu.
67. She's a slutty whore - October 24, 2009 3:51 PM
All this slutty whore needs to do is wear lucite shoes & she'll be the new Shauna Sand. No talent, ugly looking, surgically enhanced, already has a sex tape. What a whore...
68. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 24, 2009 4:29 PM
I keep telling her "Lindzay, I do not love you that way", but zhe ztill inzizt on calling me on my blackberry nonztop. Oh lindzay, I know that my beauty blindz you, but you muzt get on with your life. ugh. It is Joe Jonaz on the phone again. He will not leave me alone!
69. Annie Loves Anal - October 24, 2009 4:33 PM
Judging by the photos, I don't know whether to punch that bitch in the face or milk her. funny thing is, the street value on her titty juice must be astronomical. Get me a stool and a pail!
70. http://kilimanjarotz.wordpress.com - October 24, 2009 6:29 PM
......her tits looks.........?????? but sweet
71. dontlooknow - October 24, 2009 9:08 PM
Fish is only seein' what he wants to see. No nipple there. Emergency avoidance maneuvers over.
72. Nononono - October 24, 2009 9:33 PM
At this rate, highly unlikely she'll live past her early 30s...what a waste of life and talent. She really had it going for her until her stupid parents and the Hollywood lifestyle fucked her up.
73. earn money online - October 25, 2009 7:21 AM
She is looking ugly ....No nipples there..
74. MrX - October 25, 2009 7:22 AM
Thank you sicko-paparazzi ;)
75. YesYesYES - October 25, 2009 11:33 AM
Why are you interested in an oooold druggie, lesbian woman nipple, sicko? Sicko celebrates had sicko parents! She didn't had the million for sicko parent to extort in court yet?
76. Laura - October 25, 2009 1:12 PM
Honestly that poor girl. I am sure she did not want her boobs to end up all over the newspapers.
77. Pazuzu - October 25, 2009 2:23 PM
This is a pretty nasty one! Hohohhohehehhehheehihihiihahahahhaahaha!!!!!!!!!
78. Nero - October 25, 2009 2:25 PM
Whut she trying to steal this time?!
79. Galtacticus - October 25, 2009 2:30 PM
Which freak is having sex with this meth face?!
80. Darth - October 25, 2009 2:40 PM
Having sex with her is the same standard as having sex with somebody suffering from the Down Syndrome.
81. Rhialto - October 25, 2009 2:46 PM
#80
Down Syndrome people are in usual more congenial than she is.
82. robert - October 25, 2009 3:35 PM
Windex contains ammonia right? I just want to be safe after viewing these pictures of her and will clean the monitor as soon as I close this window.
83. Pazuzu - October 25, 2009 3:52 PM
Soon we'll feast on her infected,yellow stained bones.Heehehehohohhahhaha!!!!
84. Gando - October 25, 2009 4:01 PM
Her liver must be a dried prune by now.
85. Auto Insurance Missoula - October 25, 2009 5:00 PM
Anybody who dislikes shriveled up coke tits is gay.
86. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - October 25, 2009 7:32 PM
My puzzy iz gold.
87. Mike - October 25, 2009 11:33 PM
I think she looks SEXY here, and very pretty! I can't believe all the haters here, I mean you didn't find this article by accident, You ALL googled "lynsay locan" or "lohan braless" like i did! Hypocrytes
88. Mike - October 25, 2009 11:34 PM
I think she looks SEXY here, and very pretty! I can't believe all the haters here, I mean you didn't find this article by accident, You ALL googled "lynsay locan" or "lohan braless" like i did! Hypocrytes
89. Mike - October 25, 2009 11:34 PM
I think she looks SEXY here, and very pretty! I can't believe all the haters here, I mean you didn't find this article by accident, You ALL googled "lynsay locan" or "lohan braless" like i did! Hypocrytes
90. peoplearedumb - October 26, 2009 1:38 PM
#39--I think gravity has already played a part in those "fun bags." Boobs should not resemble cow udders when a girl is leaning over. Bras are your friend, ladies! Learn from Lindsay.
91. peoplearedumb - October 26, 2009 1:44 PM
Shut up, Mike. When you speak nonsense comes out. Fail.
And if you honestly think her boobs look good, try saying that when she's in her 40s. By then you'll be able to jump rope with those babies.
92. phantom - October 27, 2009 9:48 AM
Lindsay Lohan Commando topless video
http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Lindsay_Lohan_Commando_video
93. Gary Wilkes - October 29, 2009 12:27 AM
too awesome, love the blond look
94. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 2:50 AM
lol.. why do i like her much more at 17 :X