Oct 23 2009Lindsay Lohan's blurry nipples


Here's Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I'm amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she'd be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that's how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay's uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.

Pics are quasi-NSFW unless your employer has a lax blurred areola policy.

Photos: INFdaily

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First!!!! This girl is so fucking ugly!!!! Ughhhhh

i"d still fuck her

Her WHOLE boob is out in public, how gross! Just glad she's not a mother

Please, there is so much plastic in those babies that she'll never get rid of them no matter how much blow she does!

She looks pretty here in these pictures.

sweet!!!!!!!

Her puzzy iz not az zweet az mine iz. Nor any zkankz on thiz zite. Ha ha lozerz!

@ 7

Your cunt stinkz.

Holy hell, she looks like shit.

You really should be putting the pink stars over her face. Now that's NSFW.

Oh yeah. There's no nipple in the photos. She's waiting for a new set from LL Bean.

Those look like some udderly hot boobs.

There is no nipple

my friend saw her shoot heroin between her toes at a club in New York recently. yeehoo!

I'd split her like a pair of aces.

pic #6 "my name is smeegle"

HAAAAAH @ #8

i'd hit it again

She has money left to shop?

On a different note, why do I start to salivate when I see nipples?

Jealouz #8? You Zhould be if you zaw me your mouth would drop!
Time for a zwim in the zea! Try not to zweat too much lozerz!

I´d totally hit that...twice!

False advertisement. No Nipples.

That said her tits don't look so bad for a white chick pushing 50. I mean look at pic # 6. Her face looks like hell, lol. I swear every time I see new candid pics of her I LMAO @ her face.

*waves Hello @ Kelli*

Why does she look like she's shoplifting a pack of franks when she bends over..?

So how long will it be before she is dead?

Laugh all you want but Lindsay used to be super hot.

I mean Britney is probably still alive and working only because they turned stewardship over to her dad.

Maybe Lindsay needs a serious intervention before she goes the way of Heath Ledger.

She's looking better then she has in awhile

My penis and I are having HUGE disagreements over these photos. I have to say, I am a little dissapointed in him.

too much blow makes fake tittys sag.

Ugly people sure are jealous of lovely Lindsay's beautiful body.

You can't use the word CHESTICLES. Its mine!! And I will defend it with my life. (At the very least you shouldn't use it for a whore who looks like she has a pair of snakeskin handbags suspended from her chest)

If you compare how she has aged over the past several years, its unbelievable. This bitch is hideous. Can't even get a lesbo to fuck her. That's when you have hit rock bottom. I say dead before 25.

There is no nipple, only Zuul

@5 Nate: You really think this is attractive? I was shocked at how bad this 23 year old woman looks. If she came up to me I would say something like, "No! I don't have any change!" before I would recognize her as the cute chick in Mean Girls. Look at her hands! Pure crackhead right there. Look at her teeth! Gray from the meth. I have seen many addicts before and she definitely is one.

Invisible aereolas are not interesting to me.

What a sad sack ... She is going to bottom out really hard . To bad .

Fish, I would really like to see that doodle!! It would give me something to look forward to on Monday!

What does thie girl have againts bras?

Who hasn't seen those opaque flopping tits yet?

Who hasn't seen those opaque flopping tits yet?

great cans! her tits are going to start looking really awful in a few years. Gravity will ruin those braless fun bags. She needs to release a full on sex tape. I'd love to see her getting railed hard.

I wondered when Lindsay would jump on the nipple bandwagon. But her plastic implants and invisible areolas are the opposite of sexy.

This reminds me of Fall 2007 when Lindsay rushed to show her scabby worn puss to the paparazzi just because Britney and Paris had done it first.

I mean she has enough money.... why doesn't she believe in wearing bras? Every picture of her either has side boob or saggy tits. There is no way those things have plastic in them. They are way to saggy. But then again she never wears a bra, so i guess gravity is working its magic on her boobs.

Actually, I'd have to say her tits are real ... fakers don't hang like that at all. That's a real rack, but it's going to be mighty sorry in a few short years if she keeps going braless. The effects of little sleep, sugar, Coke, cocaine, cigs, Red Bull, alcohol and rx and/or other illegal drugs are going to be making an appearance big-time, and soon. She looks like boiled shit already.

I think she's very attractive, but she looks older than 23. She really needs to quit smoking and stay away from the sun.

Why on earth did this get bumped up to the top spot?

@38: Would you prefer she had transparent chest hams?

Her tits are better than fish's

@20

you suck!! learn how to speak....asshole

@30 It's the curious case of Lindsay Lohan. She ages in dog years.

@31 That was fucking hilarious.

For the record I have no doubts that her tits are real. It doesn't matter though. That topless photoshoot of her imitating Marilyn Monroe showed that she was already sagging pretty badly at age 21. And to think, back in the Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded days she had an EPIC firm and perky rack. *Sigh* Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Is that all you fuckers know how to do ? Get on a website and talk shit.....get a life...

Seriously, where does this girl get her wardrobe?! She needs to fire her stylist ASAP.

Rumors video, hot.
this, not hot.

Ever notice how ugly her hands are? And using black nail polish really helps draw attention to them.

Man... She is really looking so sexy . Her blurry nipples through her dress giving arousing look. She is dam hot.

yes linds has totally lost it..butt lets be honest she is probably a freak in bed :) love you still linds:)

i hit it

Old looking. Not really that attractive... but fuckable.

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@7 - I can smell your rotten hooch from all the way over here....do not want.

Is it THAT hard to put a bra on before you walk out into public?! You're not in high demand anymore sweetheart, and neither are your once spectacular breasts!

PS; We're LOVING the fat rolls!

I have the bezt znatch on thiz zite!

Looks extra old.

she used to be beautiful :(

I would not mind slapping those tities around

Lilo teases us worse then Britney with those dangling pups over and over!

She gives the pappers the opportunity to get a good shot by never wearing a bra and loose fitting shirts, but...

wtf, Lindsay has hands like Dracula?!

I think she has the swine flu.

All this slutty whore needs to do is wear lucite shoes & she'll be the new Shauna Sand. No talent, ugly looking, surgically enhanced, already has a sex tape. What a whore...

I keep telling her "Lindzay, I do not love you that way", but zhe ztill inzizt on calling me on my blackberry nonztop. Oh lindzay, I know that my beauty blindz you, but you muzt get on with your life. ugh. It is Joe Jonaz on the phone again. He will not leave me alone!

Judging by the photos, I don't know whether to punch that bitch in the face or milk her. funny thing is, the street value on her titty juice must be astronomical. Get me a stool and a pail!

......her tits looks.........?????? but sweet

Fish is only seein' what he wants to see. No nipple there. Emergency avoidance maneuvers over.

At this rate, highly unlikely she'll live past her early 30s...what a waste of life and talent. She really had it going for her until her stupid parents and the Hollywood lifestyle fucked her up.

She is looking ugly ....No nipples there..

Thank you sicko-paparazzi ;)

Why are you interested in an oooold druggie, lesbian woman nipple, sicko? Sicko celebrates had sicko parents! She didn't had the million for sicko parent to extort in court yet?

Honestly that poor girl. I am sure she did not want her boobs to end up all over the newspapers.

This is a pretty nasty one! Hohohhohehehhehheehihihiihahahahhaahaha!!!!!!!!!

Whut she trying to steal this time?!

Which freak is having sex with this meth face?!

Having sex with her is the same standard as having sex with somebody suffering from the Down Syndrome.

#80
Down Syndrome people are in usual more congenial than she is.

Windex contains ammonia right? I just want to be safe after viewing these pictures of her and will clean the monitor as soon as I close this window.

Soon we'll feast on her infected,yellow stained bones.Heehehehohohhahhaha!!!!

Her liver must be a dried prune by now.

Anybody who dislikes shriveled up coke tits is gay.

My puzzy iz gold.

I think she looks SEXY here, and very pretty! I can't believe all the haters here, I mean you didn't find this article by accident, You ALL googled "lynsay locan" or "lohan braless" like i did! Hypocrytes

I think she looks SEXY here, and very pretty! I can't believe all the haters here, I mean you didn't find this article by accident, You ALL googled "lynsay locan" or "lohan braless" like i did! Hypocrytes

I think she looks SEXY here, and very pretty! I can't believe all the haters here, I mean you didn't find this article by accident, You ALL googled "lynsay locan" or "lohan braless" like i did! Hypocrytes

#39--I think gravity has already played a part in those "fun bags." Boobs should not resemble cow udders when a girl is leaning over. Bras are your friend, ladies! Learn from Lindsay.

Shut up, Mike. When you speak nonsense comes out. Fail.
And if you honestly think her boobs look good, try saying that when she's in her 40s. By then you'll be able to jump rope with those babies.

Lindsay Lohan Commando topless video
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too awesome, love the blond look

lol.. why do i like her much more at 17 :X

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