Oct 16 2009Lindsay Lohan takes the legal system very seriously
Here's Lindsay Lohan appearing in court today after it was revealed she failed to complete the alcohol education classes required for her probation. She almost reminds me of Lara Flynn Boyle on The Practice if Lara Flynn Boyle bathed in coke and had the acting skills of a tit mouse.
I'm only kidding, Lindsay. Arching your eyebrow totally has everyone convinced you're paying attention and not at all thinking about delicious gin.

Reader Comments
1. Richard McBeef - October 16, 2009 3:59 PM
Cocaine.
2. Mirado - October 16, 2009 3:59 PM
Looks like we have a replacement for Heath Ledgers Joker. Jesus.
3. treeka - October 16, 2009 4:02 PM
She looks so sad. :(
4. cc - October 16, 2009 4:05 PM
Can you believe that?! Her eyes are bloodshot!
5. JonGosselin - October 16, 2009 4:05 PM
I would hit that with or without a lawsuit.
6. Jenna - October 16, 2009 4:08 PM
Thems be the wrinkles that a young lassie gets after being strung out on drugs for three days straight.
(I speak from former weekend bender experience)
7. mdotcdot - October 16, 2009 4:15 PM
girl could use some botox.. almost a hot mess
8. bb - October 16, 2009 4:15 PM
She looks 35. *yawn* Wake me when the E! True Hollywood Story happens.
9. Zee Brat - October 16, 2009 4:17 PM
Pictures number 2 and 4 are the best.
10. Parker - October 16, 2009 4:24 PM
Now you know what it looks like when a clown takes off the makeup.
11. Alex - October 16, 2009 4:27 PM
what's that on her arm on pic 16? the one that's circled?
12. Someone please off whorehan ASAP - October 16, 2009 4:38 PM
I am absolutely irate & disgusted with the judge in this case. In case you didn't know, whorehan showed up for court 1 & 1/2 hours late. After speaking with her, the judge gave her an additional year of probation, ordered her to finish her alcohol education classes, and then said "I'm rooting for you". WHAT THE FUCK?
So, let's summarize. The coked out & drunk twat has 2 DUI's, is put on probation and is ordered to complete an alcohol education class. No jailtime, no big fines, nothing. So, the coked out & drunk twat then blows off the alcohol education classes, consistently is seen drinking in bars & at parties, shows up to court 1 & 1/2 hours late and is slapped on the wrist. Then is told by the judge "I'm rooting for you".
This just proves what most of us have suspected for a long time: there's a separate set of laws for celebrities. If any of us normal folk had blown off our probation requirements, and then arrogantly shown up for court 1 & 1/2 hours late, we'd be in jail right now. I hope to god whorehan doesn't arrogantly drive drunk & kill someone; if she does, it's on the judge's head...
13. fuck hohan - October 16, 2009 4:44 PM
Nice. Bloodshot eyes, bags under her eyes, stupid faux heavy metal collar on her jacket, mugging for the cameras, arrogantly smirking & smiling. If I were a judge, and the defendent acted like this in my court after ignoring my orders, I'd be tempted to throw the book at her just to smack her down. Looks like blowjobhan got away with another middle finger salute to all of us & the judicial system.
14. McHuge - October 16, 2009 4:49 PM
Y'all know you want to hit that. Admit it!
LL - call me! ;)
15. McHuge - October 16, 2009 4:49 PM
Y'all know you want to hit that. Admit it!
LL - call me! ;)
16. Taz - October 16, 2009 4:50 PM
Yikes! I'd still tap it!
17. nose hair clipper - October 16, 2009 4:56 PM
Wow she is looking so old.
18. crazypants - October 16, 2009 4:59 PM
I'll say this again - Lindsay is a very talented young actress and a very attractive 23 yo woman - when she's not STRUNG OUT - DRUNK - HIGH 24 hrs a day!
Someone please help this woman - she looks like shit, she's going to die. Shit ain't funny.
19. Venom - October 16, 2009 5:04 PM
Hahaha. This chick is pure comedy. Everytime she pops up she looks worse!
20. J-Lo - October 16, 2009 5:04 PM
I think that mark on her arm (red circle pic) is either (1) a track mark, or (2) when she might have put her arm through a plate glass window in a drunken domestic spat, or (3) she's a cutter--an overzealous cutter.
21. Pervy Dervish - October 16, 2009 5:12 PM
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsF/6200-24475.gif
She looks like edward furlong in American History X
22. MattZilla - October 16, 2009 5:24 PM
I'd maybe lay off the drugs for awhile, doesn't she own a mirror? her looks are her livelihood(mispelled?) can't believe it but she looks twice her age already, still i'd invite her to my pants party
23. sarah - October 16, 2009 5:46 PM
what's wrong? that's what i wear to court and i'm a lawyer!
24. Phil McCracken - October 16, 2009 5:46 PM
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up that she can basically walk into court any time she pleases, and have the judge eating out of her hand. I had a DUI when I was 16, for a single beer and an illegal left turn at 2am with not a single other car on the road except a cop parked in a dark alleyway. If my parents hadn't sprung for a lawyer, the fuckers were going to throw me in juvenile hall for 5 days, give me 1000 hours of community service and take my license until my 21st birthday -- my life would basically have sucked for the next 5 years, AND I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING DRUNK (btw, always get a fucking lawyer). And here is a girl who's basically thrown her entire life away because she's an idiot who doesn't realize she's never going to be anything but average, she does coke up the ass, crashes cars while drunk, basically lives the Hollywood drugged out lifestyle, and gets to shit all over the legal system just because she's been in one decent movie. WTF?????
25. Ek - October 16, 2009 5:52 PM
Fuck, Phil, I didn't fucking know getting a fucking lawyer was that fucking important.
26. Phil McCracken - October 16, 2009 5:55 PM
Why do I feel like I'm covered in fire ants?
27. norton - October 16, 2009 6:06 PM
Obviously in LA there is a thing called "celebrity priviledge".
I could smell the alcohol on her breath through my monitor.
28. superstar - October 16, 2009 6:14 PM
The 4th picture reminds me of the face Heath Ledger makes in The Dark Knight when he's in that questioning room saying, 'Do you wanna know which of your friends were cowards?'
29. The indoctrination of Rough - October 16, 2009 6:15 PM
-FREE LILO-
30. nicole - October 16, 2009 6:17 PM
even her teeth are yellow :/
31. jake - October 16, 2009 6:18 PM
she looks like faye dunaway playing a 60+ year old joan crawford in the film mommie dearest
32. herbiefrog - October 16, 2009 6:33 PM
...and there you have it : )))
a w ho le mmovie
[in one frame l o l : ))))))))))))))))))))
33. herbiefrog - October 16, 2009 6:35 PM
...oops
s i x t e e n frames
[[[ok were ... etc
aaaaarrrggghhhhhh . . . [to be continued ...maybe?
34. Crocoduck - October 16, 2009 6:49 PM
I love freckles!
35. Jeff - October 16, 2009 6:50 PM
Wait a second, did she just finish saying "...and then Kuzco will drink the potion and turn into a Llama! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
36. sharkbite01 - October 16, 2009 6:50 PM
I'd still do her. I would wear 3 condoms, but I'd still do her.
37. isa - October 16, 2009 6:56 PM
poor beautiful girl. i hope she gets better soon.
38. Princesslove - October 16, 2009 7:03 PM
What the hell is up with pic #16 (the last one)? It's circled in red... Seriously? What the hell is that?
39. Ala - October 16, 2009 7:32 PM
Her mother is delusional..
40. BodyForWife - October 16, 2009 8:11 PM
Man, she looks like ten miles of bad road.
41. ginger - October 16, 2009 9:04 PM
Did she just turn 65 years old? jeez...
42. vito - October 16, 2009 9:16 PM
*****HEY EVERYONE, LISTEN UP*****
Lilo is having a party in her mouth. She wants everyone to come!
43. a circumcized jew - October 16, 2009 9:43 PM
why are american women so damn ugly?
44. Josh - October 16, 2009 10:15 PM
She reminds me of those before and after anti meth posters. Wow. Used to be a cutie pie, now she looks like a train wreck.
45. me - October 16, 2009 10:20 PM
shame. she was adorable as a kid in the Parent Trap. Shame shame shame..... and yeah, I agree that she was a talented kid. Her parents don't seem to care about her. SHAME on them.
46. Clee Clee - October 16, 2009 10:30 PM
Horrid lip injections
47. leialod - October 16, 2009 11:57 PM
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
48. leialod - October 16, 2009 11:57 PM
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
49. leialod - October 16, 2009 11:57 PM
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
50. leialod - October 16, 2009 11:57 PM
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
51. leialod - October 16, 2009 11:57 PM
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
52. jsdf - October 17, 2009 12:03 AM
OOPs...she forget to blame the black guys. Too bad her Susan SMith moment is over. Go away firecrotch or just make an oral sex tape to jumpstart your porn career.
53. OceanC_Lifeguard - October 17, 2009 12:04 AM
OMFG who makes that jacket?? who makes that jacket?? SOOOOO want!!! sexy!!!!
54. bmose - October 17, 2009 12:25 AM
She must have had Judge Ito. Didn't she have coke in her pocket too?
55. lola - October 17, 2009 1:28 AM
Lindsay must be on drugs. This woman needs to be taught some respect . Some jail time is in order.
56. gink - October 17, 2009 2:00 AM
Not going to say anything mean this time.....Lindsay really needs to slow down or stop before she burns out like some fireworks.
Court ordered rehab.....before its too late
57. Lloyd Johnson - October 17, 2009 2:30 AM
#8 that's an insult to 35 year olds.
58. KY - October 17, 2009 2:35 AM
shut up dumbasses. she looks fine.
59. No return - October 17, 2009 8:46 AM
Jeesus...she really looks at least 10 years older. No proper family support, no positive role model in her life, crack addiction, adderall addiction, no food, no sleep...no wonder she is a mess. I hope she finds the help she needs...and doesn't end up yet another Hollywood tragedy.
60. Shannon - October 17, 2009 9:00 AM
Holy shit! She looks about 40 and disgusting!
61. dave - October 17, 2009 9:06 AM
Remember when she was hot? That was a long time ago.
62. Turd the third - October 17, 2009 9:10 AM
That disgusting first picture is a hoot, it looks like she is trying to look up the hootchie of that boy-wonder F'ugly girlfriend of her's, Samantha Ronson ....I think she is going by sense of smell......arrrgggggggggg She is obviouly hooked on coke and rubber dildos and both can fuck you up pretty bad...LOL
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64. D - October 17, 2009 10:34 AM
pic 1 is golden. LOL
65. joho - October 17, 2009 11:24 AM
Over an hour late to court, and she arrived with red eyes. One of the major signs of drug addiction is the inability to meet any schedules.
What a trainwreck. And being on probation for another year is going to finally wreck her. Lindsay's face and body are already shot due to her addictions and her lifestyle.
Another 12 months and Lindsay's already horrible looks will be completely wrecked. Just try think about how much she has changed since last year.
66. Darth - October 17, 2009 1:22 PM
You can tell from these pics that this crackhead can't focus very well.
67. kate - October 17, 2009 1:29 PM
Why doesn't she just CUT HER WRISTS????
68. kate - October 17, 2009 1:29 PM
Why doesn't she just CUT HER WRISTS????
69. Galtacticus - October 17, 2009 1:33 PM
Imagine her taking care as a mother of a baby.It would be a huge disaster!
70. Rhialto - October 17, 2009 1:37 PM
She doesn't know what to do.She's mentally unable as well to take care of a baby.
71. LPB - October 17, 2009 3:58 PM
I love pic #7:
"Izzat bitch talking about ME?"
72. jared - October 17, 2009 4:02 PM
Not at all a fan but I,m not a celebrity nor are my friends but I have a friend with 5 dwi's and has never seen a day in jail. His lawyer is my lawyer and is nothing special good but not that good. He is not the only friend of mine that 3 plus dwi's and never served a day in jail. Paris hilton served jail time after one. I think some people don't realize that because celebritys are in the media every day they are punished more severe than us normal folk. There misfortunes are displayed on national tv and make it worse for them because the media makes it look how ever they won't . I would really like to sit back and watch alot of us normal folk with millions of dollars and see how we end up. And then see how everybody judges you and how you feel about those judgments.
73. Dee - October 17, 2009 4:31 PM
She should lay off the heroin, coke, and booze. She looks disgusting. And fuck that judge for sucking up to her and allowing her a free ride.
74. Blow It Bob - October 17, 2009 4:40 PM
so sick of celebitches getting away with shit and not getting the punishment for what you & i would end up with if we did the same shit. put the fuckers in the real world and see how they fuckin fare.
75. Jibbly Biggins - October 17, 2009 7:58 PM
Ouch, she has 'meth addict' written all over her. The premature wrinkling and sagging of the skin around her face, the pale spazed out look,
Wonder what would happen if I walked into court an hour late? I'm sure the judge wouldn't "root" for me.
76. Jibbly Biggins - October 17, 2009 7:58 PM
Ouch, she has 'meth addict' written all over her. The premature wrinkling and sagging of the skin around her face, the pale spazed out look,
Wonder what would happen if I walked into court an hour late? I'm sure the judge wouldn't "root" for me.
77. Nicolas - October 17, 2009 8:10 PM
It's not clear. Lindsay has just been researching her lead role in the remake of the life of Frances Farmer.
78. Nicolas - October 17, 2009 8:12 PM
It's NOW clear, I meant. And for those who don't know, here's actress Frances Farmer at her best.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DNO0LZKObjs/SjI_MOcfLYI/AAAAAAAAACY/3ufmjpzOf20/s400/FrancesFarmer.jpg
79. boo - October 18, 2009 8:50 AM
She was an hour and a half late for court and her hair looked like THAT???
Oh well, at least she remembered to put on pants.
80. notafan - October 18, 2009 9:06 AM
WHAT IS THIS LOOK AT IT THE BITCH CANT EVEN SIT UP STRAIGHT. WAS THE STUPID JUDGE EYES OPEN? IF HEY WERE HE OR SHE WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT IT WAS H. I. G. H. AND SEND IT STRAIGHT TO REHAD..
81. kate - October 18, 2009 9:54 AM
the second time i messed up probation (b/c of a small reason, like hers) i got 25 days in jail and terminated my probation UNsuccessfully. and it was my first charge ever. total bullshit. but the girl needs help, i just wish her the best. no one deserves the miserable life associated with drugs.
82. Bum ba bum - October 18, 2009 11:22 AM
Nicolas, idk what you're talking about -- that picture of Frances Farmer is sexy. She's hot as mess.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35422971@N07/3522850181/
83. Cracker - October 18, 2009 3:00 PM
#8:
She looks WAY older than 35. I'm 40 and I don't have lines all over my face. I have a few crow's feet, I guess, but everything else looks pretty much smooth -- way less messed up than whatever the Lohan's (meth) got going on. I'm pretty sure I'm not the exception, either.
84. Test - October 18, 2009 4:59 PM
OMG, she looks so OLD
85. Lisa - October 18, 2009 6:40 PM
Am I the only one who thinks she's really beautiful on those photos?
86. AMO - October 18, 2009 8:49 PM
She should not have that many wrinkles at her age. It would have also been nice if she would've taken a shower before going to court.
87. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:45 AM
This is depressing, Lindsay go back to your natural red locks, gain 15 pounds, mostly in the fun bags area. Watch the parent trap, remember how to act, and no matter what you do never under any circumstances make another movie as bad as "I know who killed me" and "Georgia rule."
88. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:45 AM
This is depressing, Lindsay go back to your natural red locks, gain 15 pounds, mostly in the fun bags area. Watch the parent trap, remember how to act, and no matter what you do never under any circumstances make another movie as bad as "I know who killed me" and "Georgia rule."
89. Maree - October 19, 2009 5:29 AM
Well, another example of a young person who fucks up their life. She should be grateful or would she like to be like the mere rest of us.
90. herbiefrog - October 19, 2009 3:06 PM
...are you all cross cos you dont got any drugs... is it ?
if so...]
if not
91. disque dur externe - October 21, 2009 2:10 AM
If only her acting was as mesmerising as her fucked-up life, she'd be stupendously rich.
She is aging nicely.
92. Tiffany Earrings - October 21, 2009 3:12 AM
ou dont got any drugs... is it ?
93. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:42 AM
She seriously needs to clean up her act :/