Oct 30 2009
Lindsay Lohan is back on the penis
Lindsay Lohan has finally returned to her wang-ly master and has been shacking up in hotels with male model Petey Wright (above), according to The Sun:
The Mean Girls actress was snapped leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood with a male model called PETEY WRIGHT, after the pair spent the night together.
The couple had been seen kissing at a nearby nightclub the night before.
The sexually fickle star, who split with DJ SAM RONSON earlier this year, met Petey at a photoshoot at the hotel on Wednesday and, according to onlookers, it was instant attraction.
Of course, some might say she never really left the penis and point to Samantha Ronson as evidence. Coincidentally, those people would be smart as fuck and should probably be working on a cure for cancer instead of reading this site. Seriously, I appreciate the traffic, but my liver's not going to cure itself once this cirrhosis kicks things up a notch. Unless the trick is to drink myself healthy, in which case, nurse! Gin me.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Salsa - October 30, 2009 2:48 PM
Welcome back Lindsay!
2. grecochica - October 30, 2009 2:51 PM
Petey is a big 'mo. It's kinda obvious.
3. Lor - October 30, 2009 2:52 PM
That guy is even more feminine than Ronson
4. Nameless - October 30, 2009 2:58 PM
I bet he got anal on the first date.Seems like everyone she's been with confirms they get to do anything they want to her.
5. mariah - October 30, 2009 2:58 PM
Congratz Linds, he´s cute!
Back in the penis, out of the coke and into some meals
You´ll be at the top in no time ;)
6. Nobody Special - October 30, 2009 2:58 PM
One has to wonder who is the "beard" in this relationship. What a fraud.
7. aj - October 30, 2009 3:10 PM
Petey in action
http://vimeo.com/1677790
8. treatave - October 30, 2009 3:14 PM
get her out of the way let's look at him
9. Zee Brat - October 30, 2009 3:19 PM
Who wouldn't want some of Petey?
10. Yes! - October 30, 2009 3:20 PM
The thought of Lindsey craving cock again makes me horny.
11. Stef - October 30, 2009 3:23 PM
I agree with #8. He's much prettier.
12. amoi - October 30, 2009 3:26 PM
I suspect the reason she hooks up with anyone nowadays is just to have money to hang out and party. And, if she's lucky, someone who'll indulge her love of new footwear.
13. Erin - October 30, 2009 3:33 PM
He's in for a whole lot of crazy when they quit seeing each other...coke whore LiLo!
14. herbiefrog - October 30, 2009 4:17 PM
what a woinker
15. Turd the third - October 30, 2009 4:28 PM
Well he is a pretty effeminate "boy"... I guess that makes him look close enough to a little girly so that "lesbo loho" can get her mojo on. And the advantage to her is that when she sits on it she can feel a pulse instead of a lump of silicone rubber between the moose-knuckes......
She is still a dyke, just because this "girly" (guy) has a cock doesn't really change things much. Saves her having to bring a ruber dildo along when you have a human dildo at your disposal. With any luck he might even pick up the tab!
16. Ian - October 30, 2009 4:43 PM
Hope he treats her better than the last guy (Sam) she was with.
17. Melissa - October 30, 2009 5:13 PM
Sexually fickle? Who the fuck are they kidding? Part of the reason why this broad is still famous is because she's kind of a huge, disastrous whore. But, I also heard that she's crazy in the sack. Hopefully for him, he at least double-bagged it up...
18. Lesbians! - October 30, 2009 6:40 PM
that lucky dude is going to be in the middle of a lesbian scissor fight pretty soon!!
19. Nate - October 30, 2009 7:00 PM
Oh come on! that dude is so totally gay! and so is she! Besides she told gossipcop that they are not dating or anything and that they are just friends.
So has never lied about a relationship before so why would she now? Just friends.
20. Rough intentions - October 30, 2009 7:03 PM
How does that benefit me?
21. herbiefrog - October 30, 2009 7:10 PM
woah . y///...you guys can be mean : )))
22. netstarman - October 30, 2009 7:17 PM
Hope this guy checks out his Mr. Pee-Pee for warts if he slept with this fake star who would inhale the Hairy Hog . Remember she had some time grabbing Samantha Ronson's fish smelling penis for fun and profit. May be after this dude kicks Linds to the curb will see cocaine residue around her big nose clawing at his house door at 3am .
23. netstarman - October 30, 2009 7:25 PM
I should say Lindsey Lohan inhales Rosie O'Donnell's Hairy Hog.
24. timmy the dying boy - October 30, 2009 8:42 PM
I notice she's looking a little less gaunt than usual.
25. kat R - October 30, 2009 10:44 PM
What's up with her belly button...is it full of coke????
26. taufgeschenk - October 31, 2009 12:58 AM
Nice to see that even Lindsay Lohan can look not-so-attractive sometimes (mug shot), ha ha. I must admit, she still looks pretty good, though, considering. Too bad about the gender double standard: "She is not supposed to be partying like Robert Downey, Jr. and Christian Slater on New Years Eve."
27. dude - October 31, 2009 1:32 AM
Penis? LOL whatever, that guy totally has a vulva.
28. Wyatt - October 31, 2009 1:35 AM
Haha.. Ok, this is hilarious and weird. But Peter is a good friend of mine for about 5 years now. I can't believe this! Amazing!
29. freekity geek - October 31, 2009 12:49 PM
I notice she's wearing a hat to hide the forehead wrinkles. Smart!
30. freekity geek - October 31, 2009 12:50 PM
I notice she's wearing a hat to hide the forehead wrinkles. Smart!
31. big penis - October 31, 2009 12:56 PM
if she need a big one ,i own one))))))))))))
32. Boo Boo - October 31, 2009 3:42 PM
#4- Nameless, so can we assume that you know someone who has been in bed with her?
33. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - October 31, 2009 10:10 PM
Welcome back to schlong. We missed you.
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35. Gross - November 1, 2009 7:04 AM
Her belly button ring is "migrating." Its looking kind of gross there...
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37. Darth - November 1, 2009 6:44 PM
Who's this kamikaze fucker!?
38. Denise - November 3, 2009 2:34 PM
She must be pretty desperate.
39. Denise - November 3, 2009 2:34 PM
She must be pretty desperate.
40. festie - November 4, 2009 5:25 PM
seems like whenever she's eating poon all she has time for is meth and coke. when she's swallowing beefstick she stops to have a meal. or is it that the dyke known as ronson only has enough money for one or the other? food or coke. food or coke.
41. festie - November 4, 2009 5:25 PM
seems like whenever she's eating poon all she has time for is meth and coke. when she's swallowing beefstick she stops to have a meal. or is it that the dyke known as ronson only has enough money for one or the other? food or coke. food or coke.
42. festie - November 4, 2009 5:25 PM
seems like whenever she's eating poon all she has time for is meth and coke. when she's swallowing beefstick she stops to have a meal. or is it that the dyke known as ronson only has enough money for one or the other? food or coke. food or coke.
43. sharon - November 4, 2009 10:37 PM
lindsay regresa con samantha ronson ese pelele no t merece
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46. resimler - March 14, 2010 7:06 AM
Her belly button ring is "migrating." Its looking kind of gross there...