Oct 5 2009Lindsay Lohan is a fashion muse now
Lindsay Lohan made her Paris Fashion Week debut this weekend as the "muse" of Ungaro's fashion line, and what a muse she is. In fact, Lindsay's face alone has inspired me to forge some sort of "Rehab Rocket" which I'll then strap her to and fire into the sun. See? Look at that. I just found the cure for drug addiction. Thanks, muse.
EDIT: Just in case there were any doubts, Lindsay's fashion line was a complete bomb. But she's so musey!

Reader Comments
1. Josh - October 5, 2009 11:09 AM
Frist!
2. P911GT10C - October 5, 2009 11:12 AM
KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!!!
oh, and #1, you're a loser.
3. It's Me Fuckers - October 5, 2009 11:14 AM
come on Superfish! Have a COCK day for the women on here!! *pretty please with a blowjob on top*
4. antilipplump - October 5, 2009 11:17 AM
OMFG that lip filler looks like crap. She was SO cute when she was little. Every time I see her now I cringe a little more.
5. joejoe - October 5, 2009 11:18 AM
How amusing.
6. amanda - October 5, 2009 11:19 AM
she looks like shes 40
7. I'm a Picker, I'm a Grinner, I'm a Lover, and I'm a Sinner - October 5, 2009 11:21 AM
Awww
There, there Lindsay, just hike up that skirt and give me a few minutes so I can release my warm ejaculate into your waiting butthole whilest I give them boobies the ol' reach around and it will be all better
8. DCLeisurist - October 5, 2009 11:23 AM
What a shame. She's in her mid 20's and loks like she's about 40. Sad, sad, sad. At least she's not too fat; thank you cocaine!
That said, I'd plug her holes like a cork and eat her ass like it was a Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake. The herpes are the sprinkles!
9. DCLeisurist - October 5, 2009 11:23 AM
What a shame. She's in her mid 20's and loks like she's about 40. Sad, sad, sad. At least she's not too fat; thank you cocain!
That said, I'd plug her holes like a cork and eat her ass like it was a Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake. The herpes are the sprinkles!
10. JimmyD - October 5, 2009 11:32 AM
When they make another remake of " Bewitched," she has a shoe in for the role of Endora. Little make up required, and playing the role of some batty mother witch is perfect for her.
11. frank - October 5, 2009 11:35 AM
She look's like she's 50.
12. Jessica - October 5, 2009 11:38 AM
She looks horrible in these pictures.. I mainly think it's the hair.. That color is just not working for her. She was once so beautiful.. what a shame!!! Get off the drugs lindsey!!!!!
13. Dread not - October 5, 2009 11:40 AM
She's got on a short dress and no crotch shot? Wow. I guess the French really do bring out the classy side of people. Of course, we haven't seen the bathroom pics of Lilo snorting a pile of coke the size of a mountain in the Pyrenees. But I guess she's earned the benefit of the doubt........... yeah, right.
14. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 5, 2009 11:44 AM
I would hit this MILF with assunder.
15. Kellie - October 5, 2009 11:46 AM
Man, she looks like peepee caca
16. sarah - October 5, 2009 11:55 AM
if she looks 40 i cant wait to be 40!! linds, you'll be fine once u stop treating yourself so, so horribly. go to india and chill in an ashram. trust me - your skin will thank u and so will ur fans (me!!)
17. Max Planck - October 5, 2009 11:58 AM
Zombies!
18. cletus - October 5, 2009 11:59 AM
She needs to hurry up and die; hopefully she will take the rest of her white trash family with her in a murder/suicide deal.
19. Eric - October 5, 2009 12:01 PM
I was talking to my doctor down at the hospital
He said, "Son, it says here you're twenty-seven,
But that's impossible
Cocaine-- you look like you could be forty-five"
20. Sport - October 5, 2009 12:03 PM
such a disgusting whore. Ewww.
21. CinSi - October 5, 2009 12:08 PM
The ass shot - next to that model she looks meaty!
22. crazypants - October 5, 2009 12:23 PM
I hate what's happened to her, what she's done to herself and how fucking shitty people are to her - she's a beautiful girl and a really fucking talented actress - genuinely talented - Mean Girls, Parent Trap, Freaky Friday - that's for real acting and charm and comedic timing and accent work and physical work - and she's awesome at it.
But she has the worst parents in the world who instilled absolutely no sense of limits or boundaries and at 23 she's a fucking mess. Someone cool and together really needs to take her under their wing for a couple of years and have get her fucking head together.
It's a tremendous waste of talent - she should've been on a forward career trajectory like Angelina Jolie or Jodie Foster rather than floundering about in a nedless coke haze w/ sleazy coke-head friends and family.
23. jessica - October 5, 2009 12:26 PM
oh she used to be pretty...
but now she´s pretty fucked up!
24. chick - October 5, 2009 12:33 PM
What's wrong with her in these pictures? Is she crying?
25. oh man how saw - October 5, 2009 12:33 PM
can you say
ON CRACK!?
good god this bitch is wore out. and on crack.
26. sharon H - October 5, 2009 12:36 PM
those lips could kill someone
27. Margot - October 5, 2009 12:39 PM
meat-curtains for lips
28. oldguydank - October 5, 2009 12:40 PM
Was I asleep when the disgustingly bloated upper lip, far out of proportion to the lower, became a thing of beauty to be acquired at any cost? It looks like a fucking abscess. Who finds this attractive? How do plastic surgeons sell this? How can - ahhhh - piss on it.
29. Rogue - October 5, 2009 12:51 PM
Wow, she's turned 42 before our eyes ... the "hard" life.
30. Mal Gusto - October 5, 2009 1:02 PM
I have to frequently check Wikipedia to remind myself of her actual age (23!) My mind refuses to remember this fact, cause everytime I see her, I think 40 year old.
As Rick James so eloquently put it " Cocaine is a helluva drug."
31. Mal Gusto - October 5, 2009 1:03 PM
I have to frequently check Wikipedia to remind myself of her actual age (23!) My mind refuses to remember this fact, cause everytime I see her, I think 40 year old.
As Rick James so eloquently put it " Cocaine is a helluva drug."
32. havoc - October 5, 2009 1:06 PM
One word to describe Lindsay = WAS.
.
33. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 5, 2009 1:08 PM
Her transformation into Courtney Love will soon be complete.
34. Eeek! - October 5, 2009 1:12 PM
I'm really glad I'm not looking at these pics in HD.
35. joe blow - October 5, 2009 1:20 PM
Wow... she looks like Heidi Montag's older, coked-out sister.
36. amit - October 5, 2009 1:33 PM
i opened new israeli celebs blog,you all wellcome
http://israeliceleb.blogspot.com/
37. Kelley - October 5, 2009 1:48 PM
Never have I seen a more haggard-looking 23 year-old ... Jesus ... and those duck lips are hideous. Makes me laugh out loud when I hear about Dina Lohan's self-proclaimed "mother" skills. The whole family is trailer-trash with money ... soon to be broke.
38. Christopher - October 5, 2009 2:26 PM
I just mused up in my mouth a little bit...
39. Robot - October 5, 2009 2:30 PM
Picture 3 looks like a police line up with two hookers.
40. PoisonIvyLeague - October 5, 2009 2:47 PM
I'd hit. In the face. With a baseball bat.
41. PoisonIvyLeague - October 5, 2009 2:48 PM
I'd hit it. In the face. With a baseball bat.
42. chupa - October 5, 2009 2:55 PM
good god yall, first of all, they'll parade just about anyone down the damn runway these days:
- pam anderson - semi nude;
- Jessica simpson - just fug to the maxx;
- now this?
She looks 47. Period. My next door neighbor who is in her late forties does not have forehead lines like that.
Jesus Christ. cocaine is a helluva drug. I don't give her past 33 to live. The heart, the internal organs, just can't take that abuse for that much longer.
43. andrew - October 5, 2009 3:06 PM
i love how she looks good in all the other pics but the first one and thats the one he plasters on there. her lips dont even look bad at all she still looks cute. the hair is washing her out and this fashion line did not bomb it just wasnt a huge hit. bunch of dirty rats you all are. snakes!
44. Fuck you - October 5, 2009 3:12 PM
43. andrew - October 5, 2009 3:06 PM
i love how she looks good in all the other pics but the first one and thats the one he plasters on there. her lips dont even look bad at all she still looks cute. the hair is washing her out and this fashion line did not bomb it just wasnt a huge hit. bunch of dirty rats you all are. snakes!
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I'm sorry, you've obviously confused us with people who actually give 3 squirts of hot piss what you think.
45. Athena - October 5, 2009 3:27 PM
Has anyone noticed that in the first pic she looks like a younger version of Donatella Versace?
46. Randal - October 5, 2009 3:46 PM
Sexy, hot, beautiful, talented... how many more words does one need to describe this diva? Lindsay has made the pout what it is today with her full and generous lips. Her knowledge on unique style will certainly be felt in Ungaro's fashion line.
A great business catch and a smart move too.
Randal
47. Jenny - October 5, 2009 3:57 PM
Looks like someone forgot Photoshop. But hell I like it, at least she looks human in these photos. The lips on the other hand, no.
48. Pat - October 5, 2009 4:22 PM
Why does Lindsay's face always look ORANGE??? Lindsay, God made you with pale skin. Live with it.
49. swell - October 5, 2009 4:28 PM
swell.
50. penny - October 5, 2009 4:31 PM
she's so broke she can't afford to pay someone to do her eyebrows, makeup and hair proper?
talk about rock bottom.
...and why the hell is she puffing out her lips in the first photo? she's really not ashamed of her terrible sausage lips is she?
what a slob.. a fashion 'muse' yet she can't even walk down a runway without the least semblance of grace.
51. Guest - October 5, 2009 4:32 PM
@ 46 you are such a loser.
Okay, what is with her LIPS!? And omg, she's got wrinkles everywhere! She's too young to have skin like that. She will NOT age well.
52. DCLeisurist - October 5, 2009 4:50 PM
@46, are you stoned or simply have Down syndrome, Randal?!? Or should I say, Lindsey!!! We know that is you, Linds. Seriously, no man thinks you are beautiful or talented. And no dude would say something like, "...this diva." Are you freaking serious?
Her "knowledge on unique style"?! That really is hilarious. You should write for Fish. Too funny.
53. Darth - October 5, 2009 4:55 PM
Looks like she barely can't believe it herself.
54. Galtacticus - October 5, 2009 5:03 PM
Just don't leave her alone with things like jewellery,cash,silver candle holders and crockery.Maybe then it will be okay.
55. Dave - October 5, 2009 5:04 PM
Wow, what the fuck happened? She used to be pretty .
56. yikes - October 5, 2009 5:06 PM
what the HELL?
57. Ein - October 5, 2009 5:12 PM
I feel pity for this person, she looks like someone's whose destiny is to be a hobo.
58. Ein - October 5, 2009 5:14 PM
Engrish ftl
59. Ringo - October 5, 2009 5:16 PM
Can anyone confirm - Just heard Miss Lohan will be making a guest appearance on the CBS show Accidently on Purpose tonight
60. Do FreeBird - October 5, 2009 5:46 PM
In that first picture it looks like she's channeling Courtney Love. Except lilush is over 20 years younger and has much saggier tits.
Go figure.
61. ammm - October 5, 2009 5:54 PM
Is she about to say something or is that what her retarded lipjob looks like all the time? Also, is she CRYING??? She is pathetic personified.
62. lesbionic tendencies - October 5, 2009 5:54 PM
i actually think she looks good in these. especially compared to most of the pictures we see on here. not the first one though, she sucks at pouting. that said, i'd like to hold her hand and stuff.
63. James - October 5, 2009 6:02 PM
What the hell did Lindsay do to her lips? It looks like she was punched in the mouth by Mike Tyson.
64. Turd the third - October 5, 2009 6:43 PM
Guess that is what happens since she has spent so much time eating pussy,,,, because damn those lips look more like an old horny cunt than a pair of crack pipe holders...
65. ppl - October 5, 2009 7:00 PM
WhyTF does she look like Courtney Love...
66. lol - October 5, 2009 7:38 PM
Wow... where to start? The laughable trout pout, the fact that she looks like a midget next to that model chick, her effing retarded facial expressions... man. She is looking rough.
67. Jackie - October 5, 2009 7:47 PM
Nice lips.
68. dawnalex - October 5, 2009 7:59 PM
Look at that picture of her and keep reminding yourself that she is only 23 years old.
69. Mama Pinkus - October 5, 2009 8:02 PM
sad
70. farty mcshitface - October 5, 2009 8:20 PM
she looks a good 20 years older than she really is. and those lip injections look like shit!!
she is going to be using botox in about a year or so. she will be dead before 30 which by then she will look like she's pushing about 70 or so.
71. Gary - October 5, 2009 8:58 PM
EEEEWWWWWWW... GROSS!
72. jojo - October 5, 2009 9:53 PM
I feel really bad for this girl! She looks so high! Can someone please shake her?! This is so sad...
73. witheld - October 5, 2009 10:11 PM
She needs to get an education. Even that Hilton girl went to FIDM for a couple of years to learn a thing or two about the Jewish fashion industry. Some people think they can do anything with no training or education; however, this is only for the very few. Lindsay is no Tom Cruise or Jen Aniston who I heard are a couple of high school dropout, which would explain a lot, who think they know how to rule the world, too.
74. AmericanWhiteTrash - October 5, 2009 10:23 PM
#36 don't make me puke.
75. Bo Jangles - October 5, 2009 10:53 PM
Not to be racist but... Fuck the French. Bunch of prancing twats the lot of them!
76. Lucky Breaks - October 5, 2009 11:15 PM
#22.. are you being serious? You can't compare Lindsay to Angelina and Jodie Foster... LMAO!!
77. minx - October 5, 2009 11:19 PM
Is it just me or does that Ungaro woman walking with her has Samantha Ronson's scowl? They must be blood relatives.
78. Annie Loves Anal - October 5, 2009 11:27 PM
Lindsay just happens to be the hottest fifty year old on the catwalk. suck on that Madonna!
79. ppc - October 6, 2009 12:17 AM
She is disgusting beast. What a skank ho wacked out on drugs, Good show loser!
80. Gunther - October 6, 2009 12:22 AM
She's crying because she caught her reflection in a camera lens and thought it was Donatella Versace.
Then reality set in, for a couple minutes. Then the next bump set in.
*repeat*
81. Aliana - October 6, 2009 12:25 AM
Wow LiLo, drugs make you sooo sexy. Can't wait to see your emaciated corpse splashed across the tabloids.
The other chick has Gollum feet.
82. Sickitten - October 6, 2009 3:41 AM
With the lip job and now the cheek implants (they shove them up between your upper gum line, no scars) she went from looking like a shanty Irish kid from the south shore of LI to a ginger Jew of Great Neck, non?
83. Victoria - October 6, 2009 7:06 AM
She appears to be in terrible anguish and emotional pain. My guess she's heading for a breakdown and hospitalization.
84. Turd the third - October 6, 2009 7:47 AM
I agree that she looks totally wasted in the pictures. Did anybody see the video coverage of this even with her walking the runway,??She had absolutely NO IDEA how to walk like a model. She ran down the runway looking like a whore chasing down some expensive cock to suck on for a night. It was totally unclassy and her behaviour and "presentation" at this event is something she should be totally ashamed of. The was completely outclassed by every other girl there. Next to these refined models, when she goes tramping out wasted, on short graceless legs she really shows off the white trailer trash that she is. Agreed, she is well on her way to another meltdown, soon she will be 50 at 25 and when the money runs out there will be no friends and no more stupid cosmetic surgery. Oh, well...
85. bonhomey - October 6, 2009 8:39 AM
Death watch. Very sad.
86. small business health insurance - October 6, 2009 10:14 AM
rehab clinics do fashion shows?
87. Babynjoe - October 6, 2009 11:24 AM
wow, so this is what drugs can do to a beautiful 20-smtg year old.
88. norton - October 6, 2009 12:13 PM
What a waste. She looks 40.
What the hell was Ungaro thinking anyhow?
89. Donna - October 6, 2009 1:11 PM
I am not a Lohan fan but come on!!! Her fashion looks normal compared to a lot of stuff psychotic designers create that's cheered on the runways. Leave her alone on this one.
90. name it for christ sake - October 6, 2009 1:16 PM
7-8 pictures "A -material", the kind for vanity fair and vogue cover.
91. IWONKY - October 6, 2009 11:46 PM
Somebody give her some more crack...seriously, the bitch ain't stoned enough to get the Amy Winehouse, "Lookit How Stoned I Am" award and join the Shitney High Honor Society. Get her some more drugs.
92. TaylorT - October 7, 2009 7:23 AM
For all the people that ask 'IS SHE CRYING?' the answer is 'YES'. People walked out on her show and she was upset, she was trying to hold back the tears which is why her face looks so contorted and ugly. You would never say anything as cruel in real life, and I don't think that people are really this mean. Here on a stupid website being cruel is all a game, like a punching bag you use to relieve stress.
93. Marlene - October 7, 2009 11:58 AM
46. Randall....you are a sick man.
94. hgh - October 7, 2009 9:55 PM
It's obvious nobody in her inner circle is helping her rid the addiction.
I wonder if she even has loved ones.
She looks to be the puppet of a multitude of people including her family.
So sad...
95. Shay - October 8, 2009 12:53 AM
That poor thing.
:/
first, she turns to eating sushi,
and now, madonna look alike.
96. herbiefrog - October 10, 2009 4:01 PM
woah... such invective...
dont you people have lives of your own ?
maybe stop hunting on celebs
to try to drive them down
to make yourselves
feel *better* ?
it really just makes you sader [more sad ?]
so get a grip
hold on tight
and love linds : )))
/...here we go.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,