Oct 19 2009Lily Allen is topless again. Go figure.
It's been 10 whole days since we've last seen Lily Allen's breasts, so here she is in Venice late last week standing topless on a balcony for no apparent reason. I love how her boyfriend Sam Cooper tries to cover up her breasts with his hands as if they're both shocked people are looking at her. Because generally when people see bare breasts their first reaction is to look the other way instead of saying "Holy shit, look at that chick's tits" which I'm pretty sure would've been the Pope's reaction. (Not a crack at Lily looking like a small boy. Entirely.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions.
Reader Comments
1. Alex - October 19, 2009 12:55 PM
FIRST
GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. DonJuan - October 19, 2009 12:55 PM
Dude is "covering them up" just because he wanted to touch them.
3. giligan - October 19, 2009 12:56 PM
She looks like she's getting felt up by some perv.
4. keijo - October 19, 2009 12:57 PM
awesome!!!
5. Rod - October 19, 2009 12:57 PM
these pix give me that same creepy feeling i got when I saw 'I know my first name is Steven' as a kid.
6. Dave ain't here, man - October 19, 2009 12:58 PM
Instead of covering them up, he could have grabbed the little attention whore's arm and dragged her skanky ass back inside. But then, what fun would that be?
7. Yumi - October 19, 2009 1:04 PM
Is that her DAD ???
8. Crabby Old Guy - October 19, 2009 1:13 PM
Nope, she doesn't look one bit crazy...nope, nothing to see here...just some insane woman showing her titties and some rumply looking guy covering them up.
Much like any Psych Ward orderly would do as he escorted her back to her room for some intense oral "therapy". "That's it, Lily, be a good girl and swallow all the 'medicine'".
9. Amy - October 19, 2009 1:14 PM
Creepy guy is creepy.
10. kitty_kat - October 19, 2009 1:25 PM
Does she ever wear a proper shirt? It seems like every time I see this chick she's either topless or has nipples showing.
11. Karmen - October 19, 2009 1:27 PM
How pathetic.
I used to really like her but this is just embarrassing. The balcony boob is bad enough, but whats with the vacant 'help me' eyes? Bah I'm not wasting anymore finger energy on the idiot.
12. Jimbo - October 19, 2009 1:29 PM
@10, Is that a bad thing??
Lily sure looks happy to be getting a hung and a kiss from this dork. Does he have ED or a premature ejaculation problem?
13. Spam - October 19, 2009 1:33 PM
Looks like satellites were used to take these pictures. Seriously, how far away was this guy?
14. Rob - October 19, 2009 1:37 PM
Wow, I had no idea her boyfriend was Harland Williams
15. Randal(l) - October 19, 2009 2:04 PM
Damn it! Now I have to jerk off again. I hope your proud of yourself missy!
Randal(l)
16. sam - October 19, 2009 2:04 PM
Is that her boyfriend or her dad?
17. Willie Dixon - October 19, 2009 2:11 PM
Wow, she's dating Gollum?
18. O'Roughly factor - October 19, 2009 2:22 PM
Do not let the terrorists win, support the war on shirts...
19. O'Roughly factor - October 19, 2009 2:22 PM
Anyone who doesn't support the war on shirts is clearly pro al queta...
20. j - October 19, 2009 2:33 PM
Nice set of wee boobies on her. Old dude is lucky to get to play with those funbags!
21. The Listener - October 19, 2009 2:59 PM
I think I get her logic. She's okay with people SEEING her cute naked breasts in public as long as they don't take photos of them.
22. monica - October 19, 2009 3:02 PM
this chick is clearly an exhibitionist. pretty soon she'll be walking around in a trench coat flashing people. after i typed that it sounded kind of fun. hmm.
23. Miponabooboo - October 19, 2009 3:16 PM
The boyfriend must have a big c•ck 'cause that nigga is FUGLY!!!!
24. Ozzie - October 19, 2009 3:18 PM
Damn... How far away was the camera, I can get better shots off my cell phone
25. Pablito - October 19, 2009 3:43 PM
Who is that hobbit grabbing her breastesses? My precious breastesses.
26. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 19, 2009 3:44 PM
I wouldn't mind copping a feel.
27. eric - October 19, 2009 3:47 PM
If she's dating guys like that, I've got a shot. A GOOD shot.
28. elbow - October 19, 2009 3:54 PM
Hey!
That creepy guy, is just her brother, don't bag on him, not like he's showing his tits to the paparazzi.
29. elbow - October 19, 2009 3:55 PM
Oh wait, sorry... yeah... yeah he is...
30. elbow - October 19, 2009 3:56 PM
Oh wait, sorry... yeah... yeah he is...
31. Kangaroo - October 19, 2009 4:13 PM
Lily looks like a lumpy bug-eyed mongoloid.
32. I believe I told you my name in my earlier post, thank you very much. - October 19, 2009 4:37 PM
Ok, why? Why doesn't Selma Hayek walk around like this?
Instead - this nasty sausage link tittied bitch does.
This is like Layne Staley's being dead and Eddie Vedder's continuing to "sing".
Its just.. wrong.
33. Kelley - October 19, 2009 4:40 PM
Is this the same girl who, when she first let it slip, apologized in embarrassment and said she wasn't "that sort of girl?"
34. Rhialto - October 19, 2009 5:55 PM
What did we say the last time about her boob flash?! You wanna try us out?!
35. Darth - October 19, 2009 6:02 PM
She does look a bit dazed though.Has she been sniffing from the nail polish remover perhaps?!
36. robert - October 19, 2009 6:23 PM
thanks lily, those pix made my day a little bit brighter.
37. Amber - October 19, 2009 6:34 PM
Mmm, wear a shirt and you'll avoid creepy older men groping you at an attmept to "hide them" ; D
See how easy that was?
38. casualencounters.com/blog - October 19, 2009 6:47 PM
Relatively decent breasts are relatively decent.
39. meh - October 19, 2009 6:52 PM
From which Simpson's episode did this girl come?
40. Free Porn - October 19, 2009 7:01 PM
i hit it
41. ginger - October 19, 2009 7:13 PM
this girl needs to wash her crotch
42. Superbiggerevil - October 19, 2009 7:32 PM
Wow...kiddie pornography on this site? Skating on thin ice here fish!
43. Sexiest Female Celebrities - October 19, 2009 7:34 PM
The dude does look like gollum... a lot like gollum
44. Sexiest Female Celebrities - October 19, 2009 7:35 PM
The dude does look like gollum... a lot like gollum
45. Mama Pinkus - October 19, 2009 7:57 PM
that gal is just not that impressive and needs to cover up
46. BodyForWife - October 19, 2009 8:36 PM
Who is Lily Allen? I know about as much about her as I do this Lady Google person, which is essentially nothing.
It's a boob. Actually, make that 2 boobs. What is this fascination with an allegedly famous person's boobs? People are fucked up, and here is why:
Step one: get a picture of topless Hillary Clinton
Step two: get a topless picture of a gorgeous Victoria's Secret model
Step three: launch a website where people can decide to view only one of the two images.
Step four: Check the analytics.
My money says Hillary would get the vast majority of the clicks, just because people are fucked up.
47. ppl - October 19, 2009 9:14 PM
wtf, is he like 50yrs old... is money and fame all that matters anymore...
48. A Woman - October 19, 2009 9:25 PM
She has the absolute WORST taste in men, plus they're always a million years older than her, as well....blech!
49. Rick - October 19, 2009 9:25 PM
Get some clothes on, fattie.
50. Fas(c)hionista - October 19, 2009 9:53 PM
"these pix give me that same creepy feeling i got when I saw 'I know my first name is Steven' as a kid."
Wow, Rod, you so totally hit the vibe on the head I think I'm in love with you.
51. Pet Society Help - October 19, 2009 10:25 PM
I'd rather see pictures of spencer and heidi than this beautiful duo.
52. anonymous - October 19, 2009 10:49 PM
Someone asked Lily Allen if she liked being photographed topless, she didn't reply, they said it happens quite a bit. She said well I get photographed with my clothes on a lot & i don't like that either.
53. Mr Fleshlight - October 20, 2009 12:42 AM
nice and perky...
54. tinnybunnies - October 20, 2009 12:44 AM
It's bad... I don't like...
55. Catalyste - October 20, 2009 12:59 AM
Holy crap, this looks criminal!
She looks like a 14 yrs old lolita with some "father-type" lover.
Ewww, creepy much!
56. encre - October 20, 2009 2:09 AM
Look up some of Lily Allen”s “real” quotes on “video” “tape”: You’ll hear her say that people that write gossip blogs & tabloid articles are two faced. During one particular interview on T4. she said these people don’t know me. I’m not “their” Lil at all.
57. nat - October 20, 2009 3:32 AM
desperate. so desperate.
58. Keepcelineonyourside - October 20, 2009 9:33 AM
Wait... wait.... Ok, now you can go.
All the photographers are there
59. Sickitten - October 20, 2009 10:51 AM
Ugly bug-eyed British bitch
60. AmberDextrose - October 20, 2009 12:20 PM
If this was all about being a tit-flashing rebel it would be fine. Instead she's just another desperate attention whore.
The image of her naked white blubbery cohort is still burnt into my retinas.
61. tiffany jewelry - October 21, 2009 2:33 AM
desperate attention whore.
62. Bobbius Corwen - October 21, 2009 6:07 PM
...Stop it Lily Allen...I'm rather reluctant on becoming part of your anti-fanbase...
63. IKE - October 22, 2009 9:39 AM
I like Lilly Allen's little bits. They're cute.
But I LOVE the fact that she can't keep her shirt on. Definitely the kind of girl you want to be around.....especially with a camera.
64. kekek - October 23, 2009 11:52 PM
pic http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-lily_allen_is_topless_again.php?bfm_index=7 is my fav it looks like an incestuous uncle holding his little neice's teetees..
65. Extenze - October 24, 2009 5:08 AM
Is this the same girl who, when she first let it slip, apologized in embarrassment and said she wasn't "that sort of girl?"
66. anonymous - October 24, 2009 5:10 PM
yes at that time she had entered her ex boyfriends house, and came out only to have it happen again. I was a matter of what people wrote about her that became upsetting. Topless is not an issue cruel remarks about her, love life or insinuations that are cruel were the issue that day.
67. bluehost - October 25, 2009 9:28 PM
Who is she?
68. China mobile Phone - October 26, 2009 1:12 AM
Wow,
69. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:33 AM
lol. i still like her music!