Oct 18 2009Hey, let's whore out Miley Cyrus for Sex and the City. Because that's not at all f-cked up.

love it hahaha

awesome:D

those gloves are killing me..
although her boobs look pretty nice

what a fucking dog! really! i dont get the appeal.

That is the stupidest necklace I've ever seen.

How long before this one actually becomes semi attractive?

her teeth freak me out

picture 12, that is the face expression when Gaston pop her cherry. and that Necklace is retarded.

kim cattral's definitely hotter

@8: *high fives*

Well, at least it's not her daily Disney CEO pearl necklace on her...

spiked necklace..its sex and the city not an episode at an S&M shop.. she must have used this an excuse to whore out..cleavge spilling spiked necklace leather clad gloves.. i wonder when her life becomes less news worthy..by this rate if she popped a baby by tomorrow i will not b shocked at all

The contrast between young and old: poignant bordering on horrifying. I am very nearly crying as I type this. This should be a good week.

Inb4f*cktardsstartstatingmileysunderagedyetweallknowshestillactslikeshesa40yearoldslut.

I thought Miley Cyrus was a singer... When did she become a hooker?

Miley is pretty cool i must say. She is making bank while still fuckin around. i love it :) buttt wtf miley? what the hell is up with the necklace? gross. and the sex and the city ladies are cool, but too old. hang out with brit :)

the assman would hit it

pic 15 - saw a cock for first time

those are seriously the ugliest dresses

Hannah Montana has a fat round face and gross teeth. And her dad sang Achey Breaky Heart. And I just saw a commercial with vacuums shaped like people.

That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

16 or not i'd fuck the shit out of that chick.

papa billy ray is still gets the checks im guessing........so this is "a good move" ugh.......years to come should be a hoot with this whole train wreak in the making.........the downward spiral....jon and kate had their moment.........someone has to take the spotlight now.......LOL

I dont see whats so wrong with her teeth. She's hot.

Shit she looks pretty hot here. I would fuck her during recess.

That should really help her Disney career.....I think 40 years down the road (if she makes it that far) she will look back with lots of regrets, right now she is just too caught up in it all to realize how much of a dumb cunt she is becoming..

one word: FUG

Calm down Yanks, how is what she's doing even slightly sexually suggestive or wrong? Fucking uptight cunts.

@27

In America, we like to think we have this thing against putting children in sexually suggestive situations (look to children beauty pageants to counter this). A minor is below the age of 18 here. For example, having a pop-star such as Cyrus (who is still considered a minor for another month by law) promote an adult program called "Sex in the City" - especially with her supposed Christian, wholesome PR campaign which is a huge a deciding factor for parents to buy her shitty music , DVDs, and concert tickets - is considered inappropriate and sexualizing a minor which you seem to be cool with. To add to the irony, this is the same family that blamed Annie Liebowitz for "suggesting" to take off her top for a magazine cover even though it's obvious that her father, a self-proclaimed good ol' boy God lovin' mother fucker has "allowed" her to do much worse (see stripper pole performance some where on this site).

So that, my sway-toothed, limey friend, is why some in our country has it's pants in a bunch over this. Well, actually, we inherited our "morals" from the Quakers (aka Religious nut jobs from Britain) who first settled this country.

Completely inappropriate. She does look really cute though

Didn't Cattrall whore herself out about the same age in "Porky"s" the movie?

Inappropriate or appropriate be damned, I'm watching someone jump a shark with a jet ski right now. Wow, look at it go......

this makes me so angry that she's in the movie... its like she;s gotta be everywhere... do they think the movie will not be succesful without her? omg they mine as well make a reference to twilight too. Thanks for ruining the movie miley... ughhh

Miley is the fugliest person alive.

She looks like she wants to eat you in picture #1, LOL! Her mommy or her daddy need to lock her up, too bad they are more concerened about the money she is making for them.

Well I certainly won't be getting any sleep tonight thinking SJP and Miley might be in a sex scene together on the big screen. Also, I wouldn't share a toilet with this lil' Christian Belle for love or money. I'm quite certain her STD's will eventually make Paris Hilton's seem mild by comparison. That fucked-up piece of Hillbilly shit father of hers should be castrated, too, for a) bringing her into the world and/or b) doing the Good Lord only knows what to her at night. Does this person even have a mother? Where the fuck is the dumb cunt? I can certainly image what she must look like: "Aging Siliconed Hillbilly White Trash . . . at the Ritz"!

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I think the far more disturbing thing than Miley Cyrus, a 16 year old acting like a 20 year old, is Kim Catrall, a 50+ year old acting like a 16 year old school chum of Miley Cyrus.

LMAO at all the jealous people in this thread...wow get over your jealously. That girl looks pretty good for a 16 year old. When she turns 18 and then 21 look out. Funny that 98% of the people saying she isn't good looking at ugly as hell. You wouldn't have to bother making a post about this if you weren't. Sad people...sad.

Now that's one fug face that only daddy would love.

lol @ KC in awe of those vigorous collagen being wasted on MC...

Yeah blame it all on the christians Fish. Always something idiotic to say about Baby Jesus. Who runs the fucking perverted media? The ugly fucks who love to corrupt for a buck. Like their protoge Howard Stern, they know that shock value will sell. Make FIAT!!!!! Capitalism is all about legalizing crime for profit. War, prostitution, you name it.
Someone don't forget to flush the fucking toilet please.

#38 It has less to do with jealousy, and more to do with inappropriateness...she is a minor and promoting Sex and the City? Clearly you don't have enough brain cells to read posts properly.

Row 4 of photos; I am blinded by the awkward.

As a white man I am offended that the crooks can stoop this low. This is almost rape of a minor.

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lol @ 17

damn i'd hate to be a parent now. it's either this shit for a girl or emo-crap-rock for boys.

Kim is a pile of irrelevant surgery. Oh--and she's ugly.

Well, that's one movie my tweens aren't going to go see. Neither am I and I love Sex in the City, but its not appropriate for minors. Come on parents, if we let our kids watch this tween celebrity, we're just fueling the fires. What's happening with this country?

The skank of skanks. Nice parenting.

this hillbilly is going to turn out so much worse than britney spears & i personally cannot wait to watch the trainwreck.

Who is that?

To be honest i haven't seen 'Sex and the City' for years.But Calista Flockhart on the right seems to be aging nicely.

@53
Those few pounds extra looks a lot better on 'Ally McBeal'!

OMG, you are funniest person on the planet! Sick, but funny ;)

Kim Katrall is infinitely hotter than Cyrus. Proof Daddy can't buy sex appeal...

I can guarantee the losers hating on Miley are much fatter and uglier than she is.

@57: as opposed to the fitness heroes and healthy pedos that support her? ha!

Can't hate or cheer for her, she is just Disney's designated cock-holder of the current teen/pre-teen generation, she might have everything in a silver platter now, but in exchange she is also being fed all kinds of BS and given a false sense of entitlement, she is nothing without a media empire backing her up.... she can fade with a resemblance of dignity in a few, so there.

I don't which is worse, America's hyperventilating insanity regarding "protecting" physically mature young adults from themselves, or America's obsessive lust over hypersexualized kids. Which is it guys? Do we want to keep them kids forever or fuck them? I'm confused.

She's a pretty girl but what's up with her teeth? She's has that Steve Buscemi thing going on...

I could also go the rest of my life without having to hear "Party in the USA" again lol.

You can take the slut out of Appalachia, but you can't take Appalachia out of the slut.

@57. Nope, I am 100% hotter, taller, and more refined than Miley, and yes, I have proof. I am 100% less rich, however.

you guys crack me up, always saying this one's too ugly or that one's too fat or the other is too flat. if any of the chicks on this site was on her hands and knees on your bed, you'd hit it. don't kid yourself.

Are you insane? Not Sarah Jessica Parker. Well, maybe I'd try to frighten her away with a pillow. So I guess that counts as "hitting."

Holy shit! The kid's jugs are bigger than Kim's!!

I guess Miley would be hot if not for her pumpkinhead, weird eyes, messed up nose and truly deformed mouth.

Miley has nice legs, nice ass, a fantastic figure, gorgeous smile, beautiful eyes, smells like a freshly-cut lawn and has skin as smooth as a peach with only half the amount of fuzz. What's not to like? Especially if you're deaf and don't have to listen to her whiny little voice singing those fucking stupid songs

Not a Miley fan but she appears to simply be having some campy fun

41- right on.

Everything seems to be going to hell in a handbasket. Miley Cyrus' career seems like a metaphor of everything else that's fucked up around us that's created by government, media, and hollywood. Superficial puts a little bowtie on it by using "baby jesus". Sometimes I think the writer of this site is the reincarnated Roman soldier that stuck the spear in Jesus while he was already dead on the cross.

Her smile is extremely scary, and what's with the necklace?

poor miley.... :(

i know one thing for sure.

i would love to fuck the hell out of this sexy bitch. I want to fuck her tight wet pussy all night long

She is sexy too ready for sex stuffs.
Well its a great appeal for sex.

She does not look like a whore so stop it! She looks very beautiful and besides she's not a baby anymore so come on.

She doesn't look any different than any of the other scantily-clad, heavily made up, and egocentric 16 year-olds in America.

She looks like a hooker in those clothes :/
Sheesh.

I can't believe she's only 16. She acts too slutty for her age.

Miley told me she wants to trick or treat with me this year. i said i was afraid she was going to rape me...what should i do?

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I LOVE MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F U. btw- im a les

I LOVE MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F U. btw- im a les

I LOVE MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F U. btw- im a les

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....wow....she's making her shorts shorter, having sujestive dance moves on stage and in her video...and now she's going to be in sex and the city... just lovely... she's acting like a cat in heat. Its like she's trying to prove that she can appeal to an older audience.

Jeez!

Isn't she a little young for that show? and movie?

"to 78. comment"

tell her no u wont go trick or treat with her. and if she tries to attack you 'do the following......'

-reach in pocket
-pull pepper-spray out
-get a farely well stance

trust me! it works...i did the same thing with Spears

Miley Cyrus is definitely a hit it and quit it case. She's pretty hot (in that hill billy in denial sort of way,) but shhheeeeeet her voice and over all personality makes me wanna hold a plastic bag over her face!

You would think she'd do this movie when she's 18...but she's not 18 yet. i guess she's trying to shift out of kid mode early. maybe so she can secure a role in sex and the city 3 by making a cameo in this one.

unbelievable..